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Off the Menu — 272 episodes
To the Grey Havens
Eloi Rebellion
Black Friday Sale at the Tower
Punishing Stupidity
Charles's Birthday Bash
Questions About Chivalry (Livestream)
Livestream!
Time Slip
Just Wages
Young England Movement
Iran
Chowmein Sandwich Controversy
Power, Authority, & Decay
My Cousin The Pope
The New Pope
Underrated Catholic Figures
Post-Colonial Eco Literature
Tryhard
Greatest Catholic Novels
Trump's Presidency
Young People Becoming Old People
Boomer Central
Balking and Mugging
Trump & The Village People
Episode 337 - King Lee Day 2025
But Wait, There's More!
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Charles's Christmas Wish
The High Seas
God Save the King! (Part 2)
Japanese Monarchy & History
Christ the King
President Charles Coulombe
The Tooth Fairy: America's Last Hope
A Conservative, Restrained Autumn
Empty Words
Vienna Waits For You
Send in the Clowns
Edward G. Robinson and All the Fixins
Hungry Ghosts
It's My Party
Shell Shock
The Golden Age of Chinese Takeout
Camacho in '24
Byzantine Empire History
Weenies at the Final Judgment
Trieste
The Day the Music Died
The Unknown Solider
Random Adults Crashing Proms
Ursine Americans
It's Not Torture, It's Guidance
Paul Revere's Ride
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling
Annoying Broad Territory
Alternative Facts
The Dictatorship of the Involved
The American Chestnut Blight
Charles as Mayor of New York
... But We Don't Talk About that
Toryism
Love Flowing Like a Sewer
The Old Neighborhood
Charles V
The Swords of State
Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes!
Artifact of Empire
Imperial Talk
Allodial
Self-Existent Reality
Episode 291 - California Dreamin'
Dr. Future and Mrs. Bates
Jinn, Fay, & Nymphs, Oh My!
People of Good Will and of None
Cup of Joe
Emotionally Unavailable
Volcanic
Brain Breathing: The Secret of the Aztecs
Nonjudgmental
New Age Sewage
The Clans
The Politics of Envy
Gunga Din
The Moon Landing & Bronco Chase
Ruritania
Loose Lips Sink Ships
Heal Me With Your LARP
Graduation Day
Masterclass in Self Delusion
A Night at the Mark Twain
God Save the King
Earth Prime
United Empire Loyalist
Miss Tobacco Beauty Contest
Coronation & Monarchy (Coped & Cringe-Pilled)
Charles's Adventures
Self-Heal Vendors
The Shadow of the Emperor
Adulting as Cope
Nameless Dread
Expanding the Conversation
Vulpaphobia
From Cringe to Cool
Liberace Was Right
Dark Academia & Cottagecore
King Lee Day
Pope Benedict
Yuletide
Blue-Pilled
Charles Coulombe's Christmas Tequila and Ovaltine
Oxford Comma
Schmaltz for the Common Good
Éirinn go Brách
Christian Democrats?
Macrame, Aspic, & Other Strange Things
Product 19
Corrupt Old Cowtown
Catholic Critics of the British Monarchy
BOZO NO-NO
King Charles III
Gabor Boy
City of the Lizard People
Patron Pre-Show (Special Public Release for Episode 239)
Episode 239 - Labor Relations
Gift Shop
Rare, Legal, Safe
Father's Day
The "V" Word
Separation of Mouth & State
Do the Locomotion
Jobs for the Boys
Transplanetary
The Third Place
Photo Booth
U.N. Peacekeeping
Cincinnati Chili
Bright New Future
The Rome of the West
Annoying Broads
Captain Kangaroo's Smash and Grab
Selling Out
Psychotic Break
Girly Covid Parties
The Seven Sentences
Crickets and Roaches
The Age of Aquarius
Big Almond is Lying to You
Monophysite New Jerseyites
Episode 214 - Christmas Spirit
Episode 213 - Ideology Walks, Money Talks
Episode 212 - Are You Done Being Creepy?
Passing the Savings on to You!
Episode 210 - Pearls Before Swine
Episode 209 - Lest We Forget
Episode 208 - Regulars vs. Reformers
"It Came When You Called" And Other Ghostly Tales
Episode 206 - Narcoleptic
Episode 205 - California Affirmation
Episode 204 - Shuckin' and Jivin'
Episode 203 - Pension Fund
Episode 202 - The East Side of Chicago
Episode 201 - Popping Candy Corn
Episode 200 - Happy Anniversary!
Episode 199 - Make Orwell Fiction Again
Episode 198 - Surfer Vampires Must Die!
Episode 197 - Surrealist Group Hallucination
Episode 196 - The Well-Placed Denial
Episode 195 - Fuchsia Pilled
Episode 194 - An American in Vienna
Episode 193 - Revenge of the Magyars
Episode 192 - Papal Prisoner Tells All!
Off the Menu: Episode 191 - Magyar
Episode 190 - Piano Man
Episode 189 - Igneous Americans
Episode 188 - Jersey Strikes Back
Off the Menu: Episode 187 - Dr. Scott & Snooki
Episode 186 - The Worst of Both Worlds
Episode 185 - Mr. Cacciatore
Episode 184 - Layers of Stupid
Episode 183 - Feed Twiggy
Episode 182 - Wiki Activism
Episode 181 - Officer Clancy
Episode 180 - Buttons and Tribbles
Episode 179 - Love Facts.mp4
Episode 178 - The Irish Episode
Episode 177 - Blessed Charles of Austria
Episode 176 - Mrs. Malloy's Cat
Episode 175 - Inauguration
Episode 174 - Addictive
Episode 173 - President Capone
Episode 172 - Militant Mental Hygiene
Episode 171 - Christmas Carp
Episode 170 - Rococo Train Station
Episode 169 - Systemic Stupidity
Episode 168 - Playing Fetch
Episode 167 - Thanksgiving Day Special
Episode 166 - Democracy Takes Off Its Mask
Episode 165 - The Deduct Box
Episode 164 - President Hindenburg
Episode 163 - Secret Ballot
Episode 162 - Halloween Special
Episode 161 - The Coulombe Home for Upset Celebrities
Episode 160 - Memory Hole
Episode 159 - Perspicacious
Episode 158 - Imperialist
Episode 157 - Bad Moon Rising
Episode 156 - The Opiate of the Masses
Episode 155 - The Nobility
Episode 154 - The Best of All Governments
Episode 153 - Twenty Questions
Episode 152 - Microaggressed
Episode 151 - Cisheteropatriarchal
Episode 150 - Fraternal
Episode 149 - The Two Party System
Episode 148 - Better
Episode 147 - Knighthood & Universal Monarchy
Episode 146 - Fired Up
Episode 145 - The Decoration of Independence
Stealing Prayer Intentions
Episode 143 - Quietism, Emmerich, & Youth Groups
Episode 142 - Seattle, Poland, & Austria-Hungary
Episode 141 - Crocodile Moat
Episode 140 - Natural Law
Episode 139 - Platitudinous
Episode 138 - Shacking Up
Episode 137 - Kafkaesque Nightmare
Episode 136 - Donuts and Cocktails
Episode 135 - Chaotic Neutral
Episode 134 - Black Market
Episode 133 - Red Pill Poisoning
Episode 132 - Lucky Rabbit's Foot
Episode 131 - Bourbons Galore!
Episode 130 - Mindless Optimism
Episode 129 - Lamest Apocalypse Ever
Episode 128 - Lockdown
Episode 127 - The End of Childhood
Episode 126 - Captain Kangaroo
Episode 125 - Lundi Gras
Episode 124 - Cost-Sharing Program
Episode 123 - Moderates vs Extremists
Episode 122 - Shining Lights in the Darkness
Episode 121 - Warren Harding Memorial
Episode 120 - Debility
Episode 119 - Christmas Special
Episode 118 - Weenie Central
Episode 117 - Black Friday Marathon
Episode 116 - Truth Incarnate
Episode 115 - Shilling, Shipping, & Shopping
Off the Menu: Episode 114 - The Emu War
Episode 113 - Cash Box
Off the Menu: Episode 112 - The October Country
Off the Menu: Episode 111 - One Suit to Rule Them All
Episode 110 - The Amazon of the Heart
Episode 109 - Greed
Episode 108 - Michaelmas
Episode 107 - The Man Who Shot Cthulu
Episode 106 - Absolute Freedom
Episode 105 - Support Your Local Shaman
Episode 104 - Yiddish Overtones
Episode 103 - Eccentric Monarchist
Episode 102 - Trans-financial
Episode 101 - Welcome Back
Episode 100 - Hundredth Anniversary
Episode 99 - Fourth of July
Episode 98 - Saint John's Eve
Off the Menu: Episode 97 - Becucked
Off the Menu: Episode 96 - MAWS
Episode 95 - Bullying the Bully
SPECIAL: Open Letter Accuses Pope Francis of Heresy
Episode 94 - The Self-Immolation of 2005
Off the Menu: Episode 93 - $YANG Bucks
Off the Menu: Episode 92 - Distributism & More!