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Old Man Ultras — 89 episodes
OMU89: Keith Richards was there and so was Hugh Grant
EOMU 88: Hands Like Shovels
EOMU 87: Some People Were Born in the Bronx
EOMU 86: Terror Teeth That Need to Consume Human Flesh
EOMU 85: I didn't marry my auntie
EOMU 84: Left is deft
EOMU 83: Those tendons are important
EOMU 82: I smelled that in bed last night
EOMU 81: You have a pod??
EOMU 80: Almost hit the Oscar Mayer weinermobile
EOMU 79: We built a spite garden
EOMU 78: Because they don't make people with holes
EOMU 77: Trying to do a lot of French chants
EOMU 76: Gandalf - NO!
EOMU 75: Google Joey Votto and a Donkey
EOMU 74: Giraffes - Are they real?
EOMU 73: I dreamt the knight rider car was after me
EOMU 72: Obviously it's a Jaqueline hammer
EOMU 71 - Put a GoPro on the draft excluder
EOMU 70: We're gonna have to find a new weed house
EOMU 69: Weathered and Worn
EOMU68: Jellied eels and pork pies
EOMU 67: Copius Amounts of Wild Turkey
EOMU 66: Unmuzzled Flatheaded Codpieces
EOMU 65: Think about this if you're ever going to buy a Costco pool
EOMU 64: Too old to go to the aquarium
EOMU 63: Charabanc (aka Sharabang)
EOMU 62: Wrapped in a Napkin
EOMU 61: A balloon with two ends
EOMU 60: You need to get bigger pants
EOMU 59: Encased in Ice for Years
EOMU 58: Very, very elaborate chicken coops
EOMU 57: All the bastard baddies are British
EOMU 56: The Shower is a Container
EOMU 55: Massive Latvian Spoon
EOMU 54: This whole thing has been a PSA
EOMU 53: Nothin but Hippies
EOMU 52: You know where their eyes are gonna go
EOMU 51ish: A Chainsaw Party
EOMU 50: A Handful of Spices
EOMU 49.Deux: At Least It Wasn't a Goose
EOMU 48: I Forgot My Driving Wine
EOMU 47: Let the Wind Flow Free
EOMU 49: We'll Do It Live
EOMU 45: Why does it always have to be an airport?
EOMU 44: Pheremones of Distress
EOMU 43: Old British Ladies at the Bingo
EOMU 42: Tee-worthy
EOMU 41: Whips or Wheels
EOMU 40: Tony Montana's Industrial Cocaine Chopper
EOMU 39: Avocado Toast
EOMU 38: A similar mess in the tissue
EOMU 37: Semi-suave
EOMU 36: Cole Slaw
EOMU 35: The OTR Hoo-has
EOMU 34: Elongated Man
EOMU 33: Foam Nunchucks
EOMU 32: Swing a cat and no one will see ya
EOMU 31: Indecent Exposure
EOMU 30: Triple Jeopardy
EOMU 29: Cream Crackers
EOMU 28: Build-a-bear for plates
EOMU 27: A yeast spread
EOMU 26: Hawking his Herring
EOMU 25: A Moist Win
EOMU 24: Lots of Grass
EOMU 23: Haven't you ever bounced a peanut off a drum?
EOMU 22: More Beers, Fewer Tears
EOMU 21: Mighty Lickin' Stupendous
EOMU 20: This is a demo
EOMU 19: A Smoothed Faced Man
EOMU 18: All tied up and covered in oil
EOMU 17: Master Bakers
EOMU 16: Family Friendly
EOMU 15: One short block away from stellar street
EOMU 14: Dinner at 4 pm
EOMU 13: A Strangely Colored Loofah
EOMU 12: What does your name mean in Spanish?
EOMU 11: What Tomi Told Me
EOMU 10: Two Hans Are Better Than One
EOMU 9: Fake Mail!
EOMU 8: Stay tuned for dead air
EOMU 7: TIF Sensitive
EOMU 6: Where's your kiosk?
EOMU 5: No one wants a flat banana
EEpisode 4: A Man Called Tainter
EEpisode 3: Electrified Manhole Covers
EEpisode 2: Can't Handle the Cordite
EEpisode 1: Country Fresh
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