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Oldest Stories — 232 episodes

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1

Lachish and How an Assyrian Siege Worked

2

Sennacherib vs Hezekiah in 701 BCE: Isaiah and the Battle of Eltekeh

3

Babylon Had It Coming

4

Sennacherib's Inheritance

5

The Doom of Sargon II

6

AI and History

7

The Golden Years of Sargon II

8

Neo-Assyrian Imperial Administration

9

The Great Invasion of Urartu

10

The Composition of the Sargonid Army

11

The Environment in which the Assyrian Army Emerged

12

A Tour of Dur-Sharrukin

13

The Rise and Fall and Rise Again of Dur-Sharrukin

14

The Ascendency of Sargon II

15

The Ill-Omened Origins of Sargon II

16

Shalmaneser the Least

17

Tiglath-Pileser Defeats Israel

18

Mesopotamia and the Occult: Discussions on the Ancient World

19

Mesopotamia and the Occult: The Mortal King in Depth

20

Mesopotamia and the Occult: Dying and Rising in Depth

21

Mesopotamia and the Occult: The Passionate Woman in Depth

22

The Four Failures of Tiglath-Pileser III

23

Deportation, Castration, and Education - The Foundations of Neo-Assyria

24

The Full Story of Ea-Nasir's Copper

25

Establishing Assyrian Dominance

26

Tiglath-Pileser's Revolution

27

The Assyrian Deep State

28

OS 168 - The Golden Age of Urartu

29

OS 167 - The Northern Wars: Etiuni, Urartu, and Diauehi

30

OS 166 - The Forges of Urartu

31

OS 165 - The Kings of Urartu

32

OS 164 - The Rise of Urartu

33

OS 163 - The Birth of Urartu

34

OS 162 - The Rise of Phrygia

35

OS 161 - A Kingdom of Honey and Blood: The Suhu Rebellion

36

OS 160 - Graham Hancock and the Philosophy of Archeology

37

OS 159 - Slaves and Bronze in Iron Age Assyria

38

OS 158 - The Glorious Magnates of Assyria

39

OS 157 - Women and Horses, the Constraints of Assyria

40

OS 156 - The Mythical Semiramis in Ancient History

41

OS 155 - The Angry Puppet: Shamshi-Adad V

42

OS 154 - Assyrian Civil War: Magnate Edition

43

OS 153 - Shalmaneser Delegates Authority

44

OS 152 - The Smothered Spark of Babylon's Dark Age

45

OS 151 - The Glowing Embers of Babylon's Dark Age

46

OS 150 - The Battle of Qarqar

47

OS 149 - Shalmaneser Upends the Levant

48

OS 148 - Shalmaneser Takes the Throne

49

OS 147 - From the River to the Sea

50

The Early History of Near Eastern Cavalry

51

OS 146 - How Assyria Operated

52

OS 145 - The Early Neo-Assyrian Army

53

OS 144 - Call of Calhu

54

OS 143 - Assurnasirpal Has Too Much Energy

55

OS 142 - The Assyrian Empire Takes Shape

56

OS 141 - The Unintended Aramization of Assyria

57

OS 140- The Dawning of a New Assyrian Empire

58

OS 139 - An Iron King for an Iron Age

59

OS 138 - Erra and Ishum Threaten Destruction

60

OS 137 - The Oldest Dreams

61

OS 136 - The Fifty Shades of Marduk

62

OS 135 - Middle Class Demons of Mesopotamia

63

OS 134 - Poverty, Pessimism, and Comedy in Ancient Mesopotamia

64

The Theology Within History

65

Isaiah 55

66

The Witness of Lamentations

67

The Book of Job in a Near Eastern Context

68

OS 133 - Jerusalem Falls

69

OS 132 - Judah Ascends

70

OS 131 - Israel's Brutal Judgement

71

Oldest Stories is now a Book!

72

OS 130 - Israel Runs Out of Names

73

OS 129 - Israelite and Phoenician Prosperity

74

OS 128 - Israel's Moabite Neighbors

75

OS 127 - Israel's First Historical King

76

OS 126 - Israel's Great Confusion

77

OS 125 - Israel's Divided Kingdoms

78

OS 124 - Israel's Wisdom and Wealth

79

OS 123 - Israel's Great High Priest

80

OS 122 - Israel's King David

81

OS 121 - Israel's Favorite King

82

OS 120 - Israel's Habiru King

83

OS 119 - Israel's Young Shepherd

84

OS 118 - Israel's First Failed King

85

OS 117 - Israel's First King

86

OS 116 - Israel's United Monarchy

87

OS 115 - The Place of Faith in Biblical History

88

OS 114 - Israel's Judges and Defeats

89

OS 113 - Israel's Settlements and Philistine Neighbors

90

OS 112 - Israel's Conquest and Integration in Canaan

91

OS 111 - Israel's Wandering and Settlement

92

OS 110 - Israel and the Hebrews

93

OS 109 - Israel's Numbers Problem

94

OS 108 - Israel's Formation and the Historical Exodus

95

OS 107 - The Bible as History and Skeptical Views

96

OS 106 - The Fate of Anatolia

97

OS 105 - Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad

98

OS 104 - Arameans Everywhere

99

OS 103 - The Babylonian Aristotle, Esagil-Kin-Apli

100

OS 102 - A Bit More Tiglath-Pileser

101

OS 101 - A Short Assyrian Burst of Activity

102

OS 100 - The Babylonian Theodicy

103

OS 99 - The Legend of Nebuchadnezzar

104

OS 98 - Nabu-Kudurri-Usur

105

OS 97 - Ashur-Dan and the Isin Dynasty

106

An Overview of Bronze Age Mesopotamia

107

Industry 5 - The Bronze of the Age

108

Industry 4.5 - Last Century's Fashions (pt 2 of 2)

109

Industry 4 - The Fabric of Civilization (pt 1 of 2)

110

Shamash, the Sun

111

Passionate Daughter Ishtar

112

Industry 3 - Liquid Bread

113

Industry 2 - The Stuff of Life

114

Industry 1 - The Earthen World

115

Listener Questions

116

Sumer in Genesis

117

Canaan 9 - Baal and Mot

118

Canaan 8 - The Feast of Baal

119

Songs 1 - Ancient Akkadian Love Songs

120

Canaan 7 - The Baal Cycle

121

Canaan 6 - Aqhat and Daniel

122

Canaan 5 - The Legend of Kirta

123

Canaan 4 - Ugarit's Final Century

124

Canaan 3 - The City of Ugarit

125

Canaan 2 - The Amarna Age in Canaan

126

Canaan 1 - Bronze Age Levant

127

The Oldest Games

128

Elamite 4 - Elamite Religion

129

Elamite 3 - The Grand Regents of Elam

130

Elamite 2 - Elamite Renaissances

131

Elamite 1 - Back to the Beginning

132

OS 96 - Fall of the Hittite Empire

133

OS 95 - Hattusili Secures His Legacy

134

OS 94 - Hattusili the Peace Maker

135

OS 93 - Hattusili's Palace Drama

136

OS 92 - Nergal and Ereshkigal

137

OS 91 - A Muddy Mesopotamian Mess

138

OS 90 - Tukulti-Ninurta's Victories

139

OS 89 - The Peaceful Decline of Kassite Babylon

140

OS 88 - The Destruction of Mitanni

141

OS 87 - Rebirth of an Old City

142

OS 86 - The Battle of Kadesh

143

OS 85 - New Cities and New Villains

144

OS 84 - Mursili's Plague

145

OS 83 - Vengeance, Mortal and Divine

146

OS 82 - Suppiluliuma Irritates Egypt

147

OS 81 - King Tushratta Begs and Runs Away

148

OS 80 - The Storm Before The Calm

149

OS 79 - Magic and Medicine in Hattusa

150

OS 78 - Foreigners and Vassals of Hatti

151

OS 77 - Idrimi's Adventure and Tudhaliya's Invasion

152

OS 76 - The Amarna Mailbag

153

OS 75 - Building Babylonia

154

OS 74 - A New Dawn for Babylon

155

OS 73 - Corruption in Nuzi

156

Bonus 4 - Akitu New Year Special

157

OS72 - Lawyers of Nuzi

158

OS 71 - Hurrian Wisdom

159

OS 70 - Mighty Monsters of Mitanni

160

OS 69 - Kumarbi Strikes Back

161

OS 68 - The Song of Kumarbi

162

OS 67 - Late Bronze Age Warfare

163

OS 66 - Enter the Arena

164

OS 65 - Disorder in the Court

165

OS 64 - Village Economics

166

OS 63 - Village People

167

OS 62 - The Man Who Changed The World, Mursili I

168

OS 61 - The Conqueror's Triumph and Death

169

OS 60 - Telipinu, the Vanishing God

170

OS 59 - The Conquering Lion, Hattusili I

171

OS 58 - Rise of the Hittites

172

OS 57 - Ancient Anatolia

173

OS 56 - Obscure Struggles in Assyria

174

Bonus 3 - Lament for Ur

175

Bonus 2 - Fanciful Notions of Antiquity

176

OS 55 - Days of Quiet Prosperity

177

OS 54 - Soldier of Babylon, Ubarum

178

OS 53 - Poem of the Righteous Sufferer

179

OS 52 - Theogony of Dunnu and The Education of Scribes

180

OS 51 - The New Order

181

OS 50 - Hammurabi's Code of Laws

182

OS 49 - Hammurabi's Death and Legacy

183

OS 48 - Hammurabi's Women and Slaves

184

Bonus 1 - The Slaying of Illuyanka

185

OS 47 - Hammurabi's Rebels and Oracles

186

OS 46 - Hammurabi's Northern Conquests and Agricultural Power

187

OS 45 - Hammurabi's Medicine and Justice

188

OS 44 - Hammurabi's Military and Elamite War

189

OS 43 - Hammurabi's Siegecraft and Diplomacy

190

OS 42 - Hammurabi's Kingdom and Character

191

OS 41 - Shamshi-Adad and the Upper Mesopotamian Empire

192

OS 40 - Barbarian Kingdoms and Biblical Patriarchs

193

OS 39 - The Merchants and Families of Assyria

194

OS 38 - Rim-Sin the Pretty Good

195

OS 37 - Petty Kings

196

OS 36 - The Founding of Babylon

197

OS 35 - Middle Bronze Age Warfare

198

OS 34 - Age of Chaos

199

OS 33 - A Time of Ritual and Law

200

OS 32 - Lay of the Land

201

OS 31 - First Men

202

OS 30 - The Tablet of Destinies

203

OS 29 - The Enuma Elish

204

OS 28 - The Chamorros of Saipan

205

OS 27 - The Study of Sumer and Ancient Aliens

206

OS 26 - The Oldest Debates

207

OS 25 - The Last Sumerian, Ibbi-Sin

208

OS 24 - The Rebirth of Sumer

209

OS 11 - Instructions Manual

210

OS 10 - King Shulgi's Mailbag

211

OS 23 - The Fall of Akkad

212

OS 22 - Slanderous Legends of Naram-Sin

213

OS 21 - Surpassing Sargon with Naram-Sin

214

OS 20 - Sargon, the Next Generation

215

OS 19 - Sargon at war

216

OS 18 - Sargon at Peace

217

OS 17 - Sargon Rising

218

OS 16 - Reform and Corruption in Lagash

219

OS 15 - Kings and Wars in Lagash

220

OS 14 - Ea, Tales from Creation

221

OS 13 - The God of Action Heroes Ninurta

222

OS 12 - Enlil, Lord of Wind

223

OS 09 - Ishtar and Dumazid

224

OS 08 - Ishtar Gains Power

225

OS 07 - Gilgamesh, Utnapishtim, and Immortality

226

OS 06 - Gilgamesh and the Bull of Heaven

227

OS 05 - Gilgamesh Has Adventures

228

OS 04 - Gilgamesh vs Humbaba

229

OS 03 - Gilgamesh Tames Enkidu

230

OS 2.5 - Before the Beginning

231

OS 02 - Lugalbanda's Adventures

232

OS 01 - Enmerkar and Aratta