All Episodes

157: Last Episode-Goodbye & Thanks for All the Fish

156: Dash and Lily Ep 8: Wallpaper Parents & Artisanal Lifejackets

155: Dash and Lily Ep 7: Baby-Man on the Naughty List & The Gift of Anxiety

154: Dash and Lily Ep 5 and 6: Gnome Butt Reveal & Seduction on a Chaise

153: Dash and Lily Ep 3 and 4 : Popcorn Mattresses & Paper Girlfriends

152: Dash and Lily Ep 1 and 2: Snifter of Pudding & Taxidermy Your Friends

The Baddest Mamma Jamma And The Nest To My Bird

151: White Lotus Ep 6: Napping Pants & Dead Doll Voice

150: White Lotus Ep 5: Eat Me Ass Pants & An Emotional Support String Along

149: White Lotus Ep 4: Burrito Pirates & Sheep Champagne

148: White Lotus Ep 3: Walking Around a Penis & Breathalyzer to Scuba

147: White Lotus Ep 2: Bad Decision Dinosaurs & Good Decision Gnomes:

146: White Lotus Ep 1: Tropical Kabuki & A Big Bottle of Suck Sauce

145: Four Weddings & A Funeral Pt 10: Paisley & Plaid Parachute Pants Set & The Beauty of Fog

144: Four Weddings & A Funeral Pt 09: Salami Bikini & Scandalizing Church Friends

143: Pt 8 - Four Weddings and a Funeral: Overthrowing a Baby Shower and Bridge-us Interruptus!

142: PT 07 - LGBT-Rex & Unicorn Pool Noodles: Four Weddings & a Funeral

141: Pt 06 - Wahine Toa & Keith Haring Crocs: Four Weddings & a Funeral

140: Pt 05 - Four Weddings & A Funeral: 70's McDonald's Employee Cosplay & A Disneybounding Pirate

139: Pt 04 - Four Weddings & A Funeral: Fanny Flutters & Putting The FUN in Funeral

138: Pt 03 - Four Weddings & A Funeral:Seance for Word Burgers & All Kinds of Self Love

137: Pt 02 - Four Weddings & A Funeral:A Crime Against Nachos & Death by Vampire Chairs

136: Pt 01 - Four Weddings & A Funeral: Faceplant into Concrete & Stalked by Hairdressers

135: Bets, Babes & Vroom Vroom: Redline

134: Salsa Fresca Science Nerds & Call Me Cavey: Encino Man

133: Dueling Door Painters & The Sh*t Show That is Us: Earth Girls Are Easy

132: Cootie Catcher & A Bountiful Batch of Botox: Romy & Michele's High School Reunion

131: Ken-like Nether Region & Ner the 3rd: Legally Blonde

130: Emotional Support Marlin & Too Many Beans: Fools Rush In

129: Beverage Dependent & Fortress of Bow Ties: Quiz Lady

128: Highway to Heaven or Highway to Hell: I, Tonya

127: Post-Sex Glasses of Milk & Crotch Protecting Tigers: I Love You Phillip Morris

126: Goatee Flavor Savers & Let's Get Taxable: Adam's Rib

125: Band Aid for Bullet Holes & Reggie, Reggie, Reggie: I Love You To Death

Bonus Episode-A Tribute to Melody (aka Melo-pee) The Pod Dog

124: Mink Merkins & Holster Hip Habits: Sister Act

123: A Bajiggity Take 2, Electric Boogaloo: The Sweetest Thing

122: A Moment of Evolved Glory & A Teenage Burrito : The Kissing Booth

121: Bestie Cone of Silence & bass-b=ass: I Love You, Man

120: Miffing My Melon & Gender Reveal Christmas Trees: Single All The Way

Bonus Episode: Our Interview With Katie Wilbert

119: Crafty Pants Pervert & Ol' Cement Hips: A Vineyard Christmas

118: Boisterous Sexy Packing & A Fog Named Karl: 4 Christmases

117: Big Nard & Perfect Furry Fodder: Pottersville

116: Christmas Wasabi & Mermaid Porn: Steel Magnolias

115: Whimsy & Bullsh*t: Inventing the Christmas Prince

114: Blasphemous Turtlenecks & Botox Curing Peaches: Christmas with the Kranks

113: GingerBled & A Penis Named Frittata: The Christmas Cottage

112: Yeasty Boys & 'Oh That Louise!': Teen Witch

111: Obsessed Mess, Mischief MisManagement and Amazing People and Podcasters: Obsessed Fest Recap

110: Affirmative TaTa's & Hot Stalking: Beastly

109: Shower Beers & Friendship Bracelet Thongs: Just Like Heaven

108: Ninja Avon Lady & Sensitive S&M Man: Edward Scissor Hands

107: Saxophone Solos That Will Make Your Ears Bleed: Mystic Pizza

106: Channeling Our Inner Hair Bears - Working Girl

105: A PhD in Sexual Innuendo, Also Taco Sausage: The Half of It

104: Turkey Timer Nipples & Bestie Betrayal: Edge of 17

103: Scary Tooth Fairy & Boss Ass Bitc*mas: All I Didn't Want for Christmas

102: 2 Weeks Notice Hallmark Style: Christmas by Starlight

101: Bonafee Pie & Scones in The Cooch: Love Actually-er (Part 2)

100: Ring Light for Schlongs & #GrossBestie, Love Actually Part 1

99: Ovulation Advent Calendars: An Unexpected Christmas

98: Rainbow Smokey Eye & Population-Cow: Hope Floats

97: The Boyfriend's Pecorino & Danger Stairs: Unthinkably Good Things

96: Dead Relative Urn Genies & Mullet Dresses: Dumplin'

95: Pussy Bows & Resting Bitch Face Perfection: 9 to 5

94: Turning 13 is a Scam & Appetite Aphrodisiac: 13 Going On 30

93: He Gives Good Stare & Bro Bubbles: Twilight

92: Ripple Lip Burps & Renovation Porn: All of My Heart

91: Clucking Macarena & Sympathetic Frizz: Notting Hill

90: Outfit Juice & A Puddle of Hairspray Happiness: Pretty in Pink

89: Anger Flavored & Mannequin Make Out Sessions: The DUFF

88: Rabid Mama Bears & Beyonce Flies: Anything's Possible

87: Balls & Columns to the Wall: My Big Fat Greek Wedding

86: Holy Fishnet Stocking & Swiss Army Penises: Lars & The Real Girl

85: Laura Ashley Tornados & Kelly LeBrock Makeovers: As Good As It Gets

84: Anxiety Drinking Games & Foreplay with Cold Cuts: Bridesmaids

83: Cocaine Dogs & Dirty Talking Funnel Cake: Love To The Rescue

Minisode-Wrap Up: Who Won Feb-Woo No You Didn't-Uary?

82: Pottery Spinning Environmental Warriors: She's All That

81: Chest Mullets & Pagina Towns: Bros

80: Lending Library of Fiancees & A Beige World: Something Borrowed

79: Mystical Optometrists & Sexy Sock Monkey Hats: The Birthday Wish

78: Humping Lawn Ornaments & Coddling Baubles: Three Wise Men & a Baby

77: Eding On My Bedding & Santa's Wiggling Sack: Elf

76: A Sweet Spin on Your Smut: A Holiday in Harlem

76: Living Our Best Leading Lady, Sloth Lives: The Holiday

75: Grab Life By The Chonkies: Last Holiday

74: Jostling Wangs & A Wannabe Thanksgiving Movie: The Family Stone

73: Living Tractor Dreams & Comfort Bongs-Little Monsters

72: Hip Hop Booty & A Marilyn Monroe Poncho: Hocus Pocus

71: Here For The Bottom, Not For The Top: Twitches

70: Congratulations You Have Won A Spoon: Practical Magic

69: Soundtrack to the Poo-Splosion: 2 Weeks Notice

68: Gyros for Heroes: Isn't it Romantic

67: The Pickle Rule In A New York Minute: Set It Up

66: Love in The Time of Polio Vaccines & Silver Dollar Sex: Serendipity

65: Champagne Science Projects & The All Encompassing ORG: Two Tickets to Paradise

64: Lawn Recon & Pork Swords: Juno

63: Standing Up For Pauls & Not a Botticelli Chick: Clueless

62: Just Begging For A 'D': Love, Classified

Gentle Listeners We Had A Family Emergency

61: Muff Rebuffer & Naming Chickens: Under The Christmas Tree

60: Side Car of Doulas & The Triangle of Pain: Every Time a Bell Rings

59: Dagger Eyes & Basic Bitch Buildings: The Christmas Set Up

58: Kicked Off Tinder & The Introduction of Mgnaaw: Coyote Creek Christmas

Bonus Episode: Full Kerry Frances Interview

Bonus Episode- ODK Joins the SNOP fold

57: Polyamorous Investigation and Propeller Hats: Picture Perfect Mysteries: Newlywed & Dead

56: Breakdance Fights & Hair That Kisses the Sky: Crossword Mysteries: A Puzzle to Die For

55: Sexspicious & Cotton Candy Construction: Chronicle Mysteries: Recovered

54: Hook Up Hunger Games & Turnip Quests: Morning Show Mysteries: Mortal Mishaps

53: Rejected Weenies & The Wrong Kind of Facial: Don't Go Breaking My Heart

52: Nipple Belts and Piñata Trauma: The Dater's Handbook

51: Yoga Hugs & Getting Kinky with Yogurt: How to Fall in Love

50: A Basket of Gi's & Rethink Your Bangs: Advice to Love By

We F**king Forgot Our 50th

49: Mama AntipastAway & The Poo-Pocalypse: Welcome to Mama's

48: I Bleed BBQ Sauce & Joe Mama: Season for Love

47: Master bakers & A Town Called Spork: The Secret Ingredient

46: Are You My Daddy?: The Baker’s Son

45: Juicing the Baby Making Blanket: The Proposal

44: Zipped Up Vajayjay With a Side of Husky Voice: The Lost Valentine

43: Claiming Kisses & Filling Bachelor Holes: Falling for You

42: Thigh Masters & Dulce de Leche Diversity: Surprised by Love

41: The Bluckleberry Of It All: The 27 Hour Day

40: Satan Farms & Passionate Forehead Kisses-Love, Of Course

39: Strudel Voids & Schnitzel Innuendos: Winter in Vail

New Years Wishes From One Dry Kiss

38: The Feathered Hair and Shoulder Pads of it All: Facts of Life, Christmas in the Big House

37: Strip Dreidel and Festive Dinosaurs: Double Holiday

36: Waving Knives & A 4 Layer Cake of Feelings:Boyfriends of X-mas Past

35: Confiscated Reindeer & A Pocket Full of Underwear: Santa Stakeout

34: Butt Dials & Hip Thrusts for Baby Jesus: Love Hard

33: One Dry Kiss Means Forever: It's Christmas, Eve

32: Club Crone vs. Club Spinster: Christmas Comes Twice

31: God Fist Bumps and Finger Guns: A Godwink Christmas

30: Blanket Fort of Solitude: The Nine Lives of Christmas

29: Drunken Rapping & Sexy Hamburger Costumes: A Kind of Magic

28: Nature Mansplaining & Weather Predicting Boobs: Love In The Forecast

27: Flocks of Flipping the Bird: Unleashing Mr. Darcy

26: Waving Bras in the Air, Like We Don't Care: Yes, I Do

25: A Hot Air Balloon Filled With Bodily Gases: Love for Real

24: A Tray Of Colorful Penises: Love, Take Two

23: So Many Poles, So Little Time: My One & Only

22: Uncute Bracken & Hate Sex with Crepes: Beverly Hills Wedding

21: Snap Fights & Punching Keanu Reeves : Always Be My Maybe

20: Aggressive Waterfalls & A Wee Bit of Whiskey: As Luck Would Have It

19: Ice Wine Slurpees & Biscuit Croissants: Paris, Wine & Romance

18: Chalkboard Buddies & Bung Holes: My Secret Valentine

17: Hot Messes Together: Autumn in the Vineyard

16: Christmas Socks and Optional Pants: Cross Country Christmas

15: Tamara and Corinne Kiss and Tell - Bonus Episode

14: Smoking Magic Mistletoe & A Winky Winky: The Mistletoe Secret

13: Gay Kisses, Flashbacks & Fluffers: The Christmas House

12: Secret Desires Of A Santa Bear And A Fresh Prince : Deliver By Christmas

11: F*ckus Interruptus: Morning Glory

10: Chunky Cheer Camp, Bubbles & Wine: Love & Sunshine

9: Lesbian Nuptials & A Cootchie Cooler: Wedding Every Weekend

8: Taking A Shot At Love

7: It Was Always You

6: Right In Front Of Me

5: Mix Up In The Mediterranean Part 2

4: Mix Up In The Mediterranean Part 1 of 2

3: Playing Cupid

2: The Last Bridesmaid

1: A Christmas Movie Christmas