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One Way Conversation — 488 episodes
Reclaim Your Inner Monologue (#454)
453: Get Your Pets Spayed or Neutered
452: T-Shirt Idea
451: No Che Guevara
450: The Trump Value Meal
449: Synonyms for Surrender
448: CT’s Best of 1983
447: Don’t Touch the 3rd Rail
446: Speed Traps
445: Beavers Win
444: Why Take This Misery With You?
443: Truth & Consequences
442: Half Blind
441: Decked
440: AA+
439: Deadline Stuff
438: RIPeeWee
437: losers
436: Zoom Out
435: Benedict Eggs
434: Threading an Elephant’s Trunk
433: Death to ALF
432: End of an Era
431: Fast Eddie’s Moment in the Sun
430: Come Sail Away
429: The Lowest Form of Conversation
428: A Forever Yellow
427: The Wrong Guys Drive Cool Cars
426: Don’t Trust A Guy With A Boat
425: A-Bombs & Bombshells
424: Working Man’s Podcast
423: The Door Flick
422: We Didn’t Start Anything
421: Easy Questions
420: Inviting That Element
419: Taken to the Cleaners
418: I Met (an OnlyFans) Girl at a Rock Show
417: We’re Not Getting F*cked Down
416: Lost at Sea
415: A Bit Rusty
414: Burn Him
413: The Sharks Are Circling
412: Carny USA
411: When Darius, Dan & Alonzo Were Our Kings
410: “I Loved Heroin”
409: Even The Tablecloths
408: Three Blind Hostesses
407: No More Royals
406: No Bagel
405: Make Believe Rules
404: Wellness Check
403: The End for Hot Dogs
402: Don't Be Fooled
401: That Amos Boy Seth
400: Beer Everywhere
399: Close Shave
398: Ain't No Surprise
397: One True Outcome
396: The Imposter
395: Then The Morning Comes
394: Brutes of Yesteryear
393: Custom Tip
392: Phrog Hunting
391: When It Rains...
390: The Viking Way
389: Skeevy People
388: Nuclear Summer
387: Master of Disguise
386: Tough Guy Eulogy
385: Positive & Optimistic
384: Brooklyn Egg Cream
383: Coney Islands' Finest
382: Paperwork & Powdered Wigs
381: Hell's Angels Security Team
380: Houck (BS)
379: All Judge Stuff
378: Voices of the Dead
377: I'll Split Your F*ckin Wishbone!
376: Stick It To Him
375: Solstice 22'
374: Don't Twist It
373: Well Well Well
372: Yard Goat
Back on the Horse
370: Rocket Man
369: Moments of Clarity
368: Storm the Beaches
367: 8 Great Years
366: Menefreghista
365: The Searcher (audio fixed - thank you)
364: In Search of Some Seediness
363: What Bad Teams Do
362: Forgotten Premises
361: The One Thing Missing
360: Strike 2 and a Half
359: Livin the Dream
358: Scrooge II
357: Troll Justice
356: In Search of Ghosts
355: Crime School 101
354: Blow Dry & Go
353: Dunkin’ Simpletons
352: Half Summer Half Fall
351: No One Cares You Bet the Jets
350: Unsolved Mysteries
349: Norm
348: Sports and…Fashion?
347: The FU Show
346: 20 Years
345: 89’ Olds
344: New Commute
343: Drinkin Coffee & Smokin Big Cigars
342: Desperate Times in China
341: The One That Slipped Out
340: That Grand Old Game
339: Priority Inventory
338: Internal Alarm
337.5: Pre Mask
337: Moon Trees
336: Farcebook
336: Mandatory Appreciation
335: Pull Over That Van
334: Boomer Night
333: Opening the Floodgates
332: Track This
331: Look at Me & Buy My Sh*t
330: Vax Nation
329: Fenced In
328: Castles of Sand
327: And the Pendulum Swings pt 2
327: And the Pendulum Swings pt. 1
326: Own Your Words
325: Delete Them All
324: Driver’s Interlude
323: National Whatever Day
322: Bigfoot’s Return
321: Murder Surgeon
Eating Bark
319: Traverse #1
318: Check Transmission
317: It’s Not All Bad News
316: Waiting for the Boogeyman
315: Rubbernecking
314: And You Lose Some
313: Long Live Rizzo
Sunday Pour Promo
312: Finally, Some Good News
311: If Tom Cruise is Worried...
310: Pre March
309: Great Parking Available
308: True Detective: Whatchu Talkin Bout?
307: Good Advice for Bad Decisions
306: Pardon Me
305: Good Luck or Good Advice
304: Careers & Hobbies
303: Take a Bat to It
302: Members of a Dying Breed
301: National Geographic Presents: Ass Kissers
300: 3.5 Hours in 26 Minutes
Quick 10
299: Wake Up
298: The Donna Reed Show
297: A Great Monday
Programming Note
296: Bats for Sale
295: The Wake
294: Failure is an Option
293: RIP Kobe & Gianna
Sunday Pour ep3 Companion
292: Doubling Down on Douchebaggerey
291: It Worked for the Titanic
290: Freezing Takes
Championship Weekend Radio Roulette
289: Maintain your Money
288: Joe from 5th Grade?
287: Cheating: A Baseball Tradition
286: Sign My Yearbook
2020 Divisional Playoff Round Radio Roulette
Show Note 1.10.20
285: Ya Know?
284: Frosted Windshield
283: Jumping the Shark
282: Welcome Back
Wild Card Weekend Radio Roulette
281: F*ck Your Peeves
280: A Startling Capacity
279: A Toast
278: Nuclear Christmas
277: Long Story Short
276: Free Quick Picks
275: A Few Important Reminders
274: 21 Minutes of Filler
273: Driving on Ice
272: Pretty Woman Remake
Week 15 Radio Roulette
271: The 4th Tenor
270: Pour Some Jack
269: Cole in the Yankees’ Stocking
268: Another Loss in Philly
267: Chugging Gin
Week 14 Radio Roulette
266: Uproar Over Nothing
265: Don’t Smoke & Breathe
264: Runnin with the Devil
263: The Almost Lost Episode
Week 13 Radio Roulette
262: Off to See the Wizard
Thanksgiving Radio Roulette
261: Fennel for Thanksgiving
260: Opposite Directions
259: Hi Ho, Hi Ho
Week 12 Radio Roulette
258: A Question of Etiquette
257: No More Munchies
256: Zero Stars
Week 11 Radio Roulette
Programming Note
Week 10 Radio Roulette
255: Get Out There
254: To the Artist
253: Maybe a Show
252: Defense Like Butter
251: Are You DAZN or DAZ-Out?
250: Replace the Writers
249: The Misery of Damaged People
248: Stirring Sauce & Watching Helicopters
Week 8 Radio Roulette
247: I Just Called to Say...
246: Low Tide
245: Don’t Get Cute
244: And That’s That
Week 7 Picks w/ Radio Roulette
243: Yankee Viewing Hours
242: One Way Driving School
241: Championship Moments
240: Where Have You Gone, Kirk Gibson?
239: Columbus Day Ideas for Today
238: From the Ashes of Pneumonia
237: The Uncivil President
Week 4 Radio Roulette NFL Picks
236: So a Pope Goes to Heaven...
235: Impeachment for Dummies
234: Hope in the Meadowlands
Week 3 NFL radio roulette
233: Wish We Thought of that Before
232: Daniel, Dan or Danny
231: No Plan, No Expectations
230: Optimism Free
Week 2 Picks
229: Smoking at the Gas Station
228: Bert Sans Ernie
227: Peace in Our Time
226: Mistakes Made, Lessons Learned
225: NFL Week 1 Radio Roulette
224: AFC Prediction Show
223: 2019 NFC Preview
222: The Miracle Mets
221: September Prep
220: Labor Day Parade
219: The King of Freshman Year
218: Own Your Sh*t
217: Jacoby Brissett 10-6
216: Rainy Commute Smorgasbord
215: Pleading Insanity
214: The Environment and You
213: Anti-Small Talk Show
212: Hard Headed Bastard
211: Only I Can Get Away With This
210: I Can Handle Things, I’m Smart!
209: Newport News
208: New Ink Day
207: El Paso & Dayton
206: Assessments of the Day
205: Bond. James Bond.
204: Exit Velo
203: Lazy Hazy Days of Summer
202: Away We Go
201: Once Upon a Time...
200: The Truth is Dead, The Yanks Offense Is Not
199: Cocaine Dreams
198: It Was Shane Lowry’s Weekend
197b: Technical Difficulties
197: Happy Birthday, Hunter
196: Little Steven Gets It
195: Unimpressed with Everything
194: Bookended By Road Rage
193: The Makings of a Genius
192: Uncontrollable Small Talk
191: Staying Positive
190: Dark Soul
189: The Elway
188: The Final Days of the 22?
187: An Expert in Being Incoherent
186: It’s A Dirty Game
185: Romans 8
184: Piss & Salt & Vinegar
183: Novocain & George Reemus
182: Get Out of Jail Free
181: The Boy Who Cried Conspiracy
180: No Anesthesia
179: And It Begins
178: Friday Radio Roulette Down Memory Lane
177: Hearts of Champions
176: The Point of the Game
175: Conditioned Since First Grade
174: Karma part II
173: The Karma(?) Show
172: Get Some Juice
171: A World in Chaos
170: Better Than Getting Run Over by a Hyundai
169: 31 Good Years
168: Must be Monday
167: At Least it’s Friday
166: The Bill Murray Episode
165: The 22 Catch Up Show
A 22 Memorial Day Tribute
164: Hushed Tones in the Office
163: Movin On Up
162: The Good, The Bad & The Terminator
161: You’re Up. Now What?
160: PM Slow Jams Roulette
159: The High Standards of our Heroes
158: Moves Being Made
157: Bad Advice Taker
156: Motivational Tuesday
155: Find Me an Opium Den
154: The Assault on Originality
153: Tales from the Bronx
152: Seventy Seven, Right Around the Corner
151: The 8th Grade Dance
150: The Dregs of Society
149: Derby Eve
148: Come Sail Away
147: Requiem for Dive Bars
146: Long Story Short
145: Guiding Light
144: The 3 Year Plan
143: Paranoia Wins
142: Livin that John Smith Life
141: Call to Action (Paper Football Edition)
140: The Monday C -
139: Eggplant Parm for Everyone
138: Pitch Better
137: Fight the Good Fight
136: Pessimism + Optimism = 22
135: Everlasting Dread
134: Special Friday PM
133: Good Answer, OK Answer, Unacceptable
132: Act Like a Champion
131: Not Clickbait
The Sopranos s1e9: Boca
130: Bones to Pick
129: American Tales of Woe
128: Your Office, Basketball & You
127: Kale Paranoia
126: Anchor is MIA
125: I Forgot my F*ckin Coffee
The Sopranos s1e8: The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti
124: Things We Won’t or Can’t Talk About
123: Welcome back
122: Higher Education
121: Are You Independent?
The Sopranos s1e7: Down Neck
120: Cautionary Tales from MSG
119: What is Necessary?
118: Revenge is a Dish Best Served...?
117: Let’s Fix Some Sh*t
The Sopranos s1e6: Pax Soprana
116: Bumper Sticker Inspiration
115: Does Your Passion Fulfill You?
114: Being Rich Ain’t All it’s Cracked Up to Be
113: Settling Scores
112: Bridging the Divide
The Sopranos s1e5: College
111: What’s Your Backup?
110: Groggy Monday Rundown
109: What Contract Do You Play For?
108: Keep on Chuckin
107: Football Season is Over; year 14
106: The Voice of i91
105: You Bet Your Life
104: The Psychopath Loophole
103: Al Capone & Oreo Cookies
The Sopranos s1e4: Meadowlands
102: Struggling Through the Headlines
101: Fighting the Good Fight
100: Outsourcing Punchlines
99: Friday PM Radio Roulette 2/8
98: Make Yourself Worthwhile
97: Seasonal Transition
The Sopranos s1e3 - Denial, Anger, Acceptance
96: Flying Bear Traps
95: Knicks Fans Awake from Coma
94: The Panic is Real
93: We’re All Doomed
92: Different Levels of Bad
The Sopranos s1 e2: 46 Long
91: Russian Roulette for Dummies
90: Movie Recommendation & Radio Roulette
89: Viagra Yes, Mary Jane No
88: Tainted Records & Flying Ice
87: Deep Freeze
86: Championship Weekend Picks
85: Shout Hello to Every Joe
84: the complete Sopranos pilot
83: Not the 82nd / Ramble On
82: A Bad Day to Be a Fraud
81: The Perfect Weekend
80: The Mike & the Mad Dog of Something
79: Surprise Cast
78: I Want My Environment to Be a Product of Me.
You Make the Magic
Wild Card Weekend Round Up
Running on Empty
Who to Watch : Wild Card Weekend
F*ck Your System
The Holidays part II
Week 17 picks & Unfinished Business
New Year, Same Me
The Untouchables : The World Don’t Run on Love
Boxing Day Special
Week 16 Picks with Radio Roulette
Radio Roulette 12/20
Macaulay Culkin Gets It, Man
Radio Roulette
Worst Episode Ever II
Team Alfonso Ribeiro Forever
The Lombardi Pitch - Phase 3
Week 15 NFL picks
The Lombardi Pitch, con’t
The Last Great Gangster Epic
Hey, What’s in this Drink?
Talkin’ Like an Uneducated Doofus
The Fuck is that Smell?
Sbarros Retirement Announcement
Minor Feats of Human Existence
What could you learn in 1000 years?
Cut Santa Some Slack
Faking Your Death Fantasy Camp
The Idiot Tax
The Leslie Nielsen Body Double
Christmas in Hawaii
Week 12 Breakfast Pregame
Post Thanksgiving Hangover
Thanksgiving Eve part 2
Wild Turkey Time
Offense is the Best Offense
The Colt McCoy Era
Friday Take Out
Congrats, You Survived a Little Snow
You Can’t Buy My Emotional Real Estate
A Lot of People Have Called Him a Bitch
Purgatory by the Dashboard Lights
Rebrand & MNF
The Sage Bum
The Ol’ Friday PM Show
Geese: Idiotic Menace or Brilliant Bad Asses?
Like Taking a Shit & Not Wiping
“I’m Not Waitin in No Line”
Conversations Over a Blunt
Johnnie Walker Black & Lasagna
Special Friday PM Episode
Non-episode
The Beginning of a Horror Movie
A Judicial F*ck You
Maybe You Can Find Your Balls
We’re Adults Now
Special Friday PM Ride Home
The End of a Stupid Week
Everyone, Shut the F*ck Up
The Rebound Episode
Fastest 2 Minutes
Worst Episode Ever
The Ups & Downs of Podcasting
Regis, Happy Days, Price is Right
“Patience is a good thing....”
How does this work?
Contradictions Galore
Special 10th Episode PM Show
“Who roots for the railroad?”
“The strange & disturbing thoughts...”
“Live life on your own terms”
Listener appreciation
Ep 5 “I was wrong about everything”
The Carpool Podcast ep 4
The Carpool Podcast ep 3
The Carpool Podcast ep 2
The Carpool Podcast ep 1