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What the Media Are Getting Wrong About the Ilhan Omar Raid

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This Guy Beat Qualified Immunity Twice, in Two Different Circuits

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Florida Judge Says Congress Can't Make Noncitizen Voting a Federal Crime

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Samuel Alito's Victory Lap and Douglas Murray's Deportation Jetpack Fantasy

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The 5th Circuit Denied a Cop Qualified Immunity, So We Might Be in the Afterlife

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DOJ Wants Every Federal Judge in Minnesota Recused (Good Luck With That)

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John Yoo Wrote the Torture Memos and Never Paid for It. At All.

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From Toga Guy to John Hinckley: A History of Pleading Insanity

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He Went to Prison for Bribing Susan Collins. She's... Totally Fine Somehow?

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The Real Reason Coyote v. Acme Was Buried (It's So Much Worse Than a Tax Write-Off)

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The USPS Ballot Scheme Was Even Worse Than You Thought

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Kash Patel Screws the Pooch

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Manosphere's Favorite Juror Had Active Restraining Order During Clancy Trial

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A Blizzard of Lies - Dave Wedge on the Karen Read Trial

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The 5th Circuit Says You Have No Right to Clean Water

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Milo Yiannopoulos Lied About His Immigration Status (And We Can Prove It)

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The First Openly Autistic Lawyer in Florida on What Law Firms Get Wrong

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Most Lindsay Clancy Coverage Has the Law All Wrong

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ICE Went Undercover To Expose a Vast Antifa "Conspiracy"

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Supreme Court Says Why Prevent Trump Violating the Constitution Before It Even Happens?

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Meta Must Pay, Bannon's Judge Pushes Back, and a Dolly Parton Shoutout from the Bench

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Stephen Miller's America First Legal Has a YouTube Show (and it sucks real bad)

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A Mayor Declared a State of Emergency to Save Flock Cameras

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Trump Messed With the Mouse. Now He Gets the Ears.

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Baseball Crank Asks "What Have Refugees Done for Me Lately"

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Police Sued for Blatant Misuse of Facial Recognition. It's NUTS.

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The Tates Seek Release, Super-Duper Promise They Won't Flee

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Ross Douthat Leaves NYT for Bari Weiss. Here Were Some of His Worst Columns.

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Melissa Murray Gives the Constitution Some Strict Scrutiny

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Cornyn and Tillis Negotiate Meaningless Concession from Blanche

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Did Mamdani Wipe Little Italy Off the Map?

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How a Bank Robbery Became a Fourth Amendment Landmark

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The Most Brazen and Corrupt Heist in American History (GG Crossover!)

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LAM1015: Outlaw

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How SCOTUS Paved the Way for Flock Cameras

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Todd Blanche Can Also Lie and Dodge Questions in Writing Too!

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Law on the Spectrum, with Peter O'Neil

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What Happened to You, Todd Blanche?

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Nancy Mace Thinks Anyone With a Foreign Name Is Disloyal

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The MAGA Justices Get Torched by... Amy Coney Barrett?!

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It's Not Just Prairieland and Broadview. More Lives Are Being Ruined by Unjust Prosecutions.

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Ben Shapiro is having AI write his columns, and apparently not even the good models

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Trump Is Once Again Trying to Change the Law With Memos

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Matt's Complete Supreme Court Term Recap

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The New Cover on Alito's TPS Reports Is for Racism

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Worst Dude Hires Even Worse Lawyer to Legally Harass Woman Who Posted About Him

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Prairieland - 30 Years for Moving Magazines. These Are Real Human Lives, Ruined.

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Why Is Alito Like This? with Peter Canellos

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He's Literally the Worst Dealmaker Ever. EVER.

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The National Review’s Defense of Todd Blanche Is So Bad It's Confusing

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When It Comes to Juries, All of a Sudden the Supreme Court Can See Race

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LAM1014: Green Card

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Trump Is Trying to Blanche His Taint

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Is Fender Threatening Anyone Who Makes Strat-Shaped Guitars?

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35 Judges Say Trump's DOJ Committed Fraud on the Court

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Molly Hemingway's Alito Book Is EMBARRASSING Propaganda

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When Super Soaker Got Sued by a Totally Lame Squirt Gun

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Judge Eviscerates Blanche’s DOJ, Tosses Abrego Garcia Indictment

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Did Trump’s DHS Just End Green Cards? Not Exactly.

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Woman in Labor Spent 3 Hours Fighting a Judge on Zoom to Avoid a Forced C-Section

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The Biggest Scandal in US History. Todd Blanche Should Be in Prison. And Trump, Obviously.

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MAGA Says the ’60s Were Too Woke and Wants Racial Immigration Quotas Back

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When Alito’s Jurisprudence Is Kavanaughs All the Way Down

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We May Get All the Files on Renée Good's Killing... Because of a Different Case

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Clarence Thomas Delivers An Incomprehensibly Stupid Speech

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Callais Is Worse Than You Think. No, Even More Worse. Nope, STILL WORSE THAN THAT.

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James Comey, Seashell Assassin

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LAM1013: Bull

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Is Social Media the Asbestos of the Internet? with Matthew Bergman

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Thomas and Lydia Take the Marriage Exam

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DOJ Asks Judge to Grant Trump an Emergency Ballroom

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When You Oppose War, But Not Religiously

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SPLC Indicted for Being the SPLC; 10 Commandments in Classrooms; Trump’s Stupid Ballroom

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Leaked Supreme Court Memos Reveal the Shadow Docket's Extremely Stupid (and Corrupt) Origins

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An Under-the-Radar Copyright Case with Huge Implications

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Trump Puts the “Pervert” in Perversion of Justice

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Go to Hell, Swalwell.

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Peaceful Protestors Are Facing Decades in Prison - Inside the Prairieland Trial

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Farewell to Pam Bondi, the worst AG in US History... SO FAR!

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That Time Sociopaths Tried to Inception a Fake 14th Amendment History into Legal Scholarship

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When You Fall Out of Bed and Land in the Supreme Court

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Trump's Birthright Citizenship Arguments Were Laughed Out of Court

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LAM1012: The Juror - Preview

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Subnautica Part 2 - It Does Not Go Well for Idiot Krafton CEO

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Social Media Is a Defective Product

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Pete Hegseth's books are racist trash written in crayon. We've got some highlights for you.

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Idiot CEO Used ChatGPT to Try to Screw Over Subnautica Creators

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DOJ Just Convicted Several People of Imaginary Antifa Terrorism

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US v Dunn 2 - "If You Spit, We Hit"

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Ballots Seized in Georgia? Voting Chaos in Dallas? Here’s What to Make Of It.

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Trump’s DOJ Lets Ticketmaster off the Hook for No Reason

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Kristi Noem's career has been put out of its misery

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The Sketchy and Incredibly Recent Origins of the Major Questions Doctrine

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SCOTUS Likely to Strike Down the Law Used to Convict Hunter Biden

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Ghislaine Maxwell's brother might be the worst person in Epstein world

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At This Point, Traffic Court Would Be An Upgrade

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Ground Control to Major Questions Doctrine

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The Case That Ended Forced Institutionalization (Mostly)

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Small DoJ Energy

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Alan Dershowitz Thinks the Age of Consent Is Too High — and Other Epstein Creeps, in Their Own Words

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