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OF COURSE Johnny scored against us...

For Gadi

LOGAN IS BACK!!!

WE FINALLY WON A GAME

Vermes IS Out

WE'RE BAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!

End Of A Season, End Of An Era

Our Predictions GUARANTEE Messi Wins The Cup

Is JFR A Sporting Legend?

A Double Loss Week AND No Trophy...Bummer

#WeAREMathematicallyEliminated

#NotTechnicallyMathematicallyEliminated

We Really Could Have Used Some Wiiings

WE GOIN' TO THE SHIP!!!

Side Notes on Side Notes on Side Notes

At Least The Women's Teams Are Entertaining

We Didn't Start The Fire...But We Did Put It Out

Dar-B-Q?? I70 Series? Are We Ever Going To Name This?!

A Semifinal AND 2 Wins IN THE SAME WEEK?!

Dallas Didn't Get The MEMO....Classic

Peter Gets A Win And Gregg Gets Fired...Hopefully

4 Goals 3 Times In A Row Is Not A Good Look

Is This As Bad As It Gets?

Kansas City > Seattle

2 Games, 2 Goals, 2 losses.

It Just Keeps Going Downhill...

It HAD To Hit The Crossbar.....

2 Games, 1 Win, And A Whole Lot of Disappointment

Strange Lineup and No Goals = An Annoying Loss

STLSC, MNUFC, and Meme FC from PV

Messi? Eric Thommy is the REAL GOAT

This Time We Blew A THREE Goal Lead

ANOTHER 6 Point Weekend For Kansas City

8 Minutes of Terror

A 6 Point Day For Kansas City

I Thought Goalkeepers Were Allowed To Use Their Hands?

V-A-R!! V-A-R!!

A Point on the Road AND In Our Hearts

Jersey Reactions and Preseason Predictions

SEASON 2!!! We talkin' RELEGATION

Lets tie a nice, pretty, sparkly bow on this one

STLSC invented the off-season

Tim Melia = KING of shootouts

PLAYOFFS BABYYYY!!!!!

It all comes down to Decision Day...

Hey! St. Louis! YOU'RE STILL NOT THE SOCCER CAPITAL OF AMERICA!!

Let's just pretend Nashville didn't happen and focus on our win vs Houston

Messi probably doesn't even own turf cleats

No Messi, No Prob.......Oh.......

WE'RE BAAAACKKKK!!!!!

Friendly reminder for all the homies

Welp...Our Leagues Cup is over

We don't need no stinkin' Pulido to take care of Chivas!!

6 goals and a red card in our Leagues Cup debut

Should Sporting be looking at a goalkeeper change??

Maybe the ref is color blind and he thought he WAS giving he a red card???

Canada...America's hat!!!

We got beat by Chicago and drew LA Galaxy?? OUCH.

Khiry plays like Khiry and it leads to a loss...stop me when you've heard this one before

A grand Texas sized BEAT DOWN

Why are teams still allowed to play on turf???

How 'bout another butt whoopin' episode!?

Draw at LAFC and Loss to STLSC? Exactly what we all expected

It may be the "nicest rivalry in sports", but we're just gonna call it a BUTT WHOOPIN'

If I told you we went to Seattle and won a game...would you even believe me?

The Cauldron was chanting...but not in a good way....

Heart, Fight, and Red cards

At this point, a real earthquake would be more entertaining

Scoreless loss at home to the Rapids? That's gotta be a bad dream....

Wait...Timmy AND Pulido are back?!

At least we got Johnny back???

We are starting to Sweat the small stuff

The Cauldron was rockin' but the net ain't shakin'

Frozen Toes and No Goals

A Portland Rain-filled DUD

Episode 1 - Preseason Predictions