All Episodes

35. "This Is About More Than Tennis TC!"

34. “The Wedding Was Fake. You're Not Mrs. Julian Crane. You Never Were.”

33. "Liz, You're Just Bitter Because You Have Nobody and Nothing!"

32. "Precious Isn't A Monkey, Mother. She's An Ape."

31. “It's Like Watching An Episode Of The Cosbys. . .In Hell.”

30. "My Husband Is Off Limits. You Can't Have Him."

29. "You Back Stabbing S*ut! I Hate You, Whitney!"

28. “ If I Can't Have Luis, No One Will, Especially Not Sheridan!”

27. "Theresa's Going To Jail For Attempted Murder."

26. "My Daughter Is A Cold Hearted B**ch!"

25. "Theresa Tried To Kill Me."

24. “I Think That Antonio Would Rather Be Dead Than Be Living Like This.”

23. "How May Miracles Will God Grant One Couple?"

22 “Kay Bennett Has Been Chosen As Your Helper. She Is The One!”

21. "If Antonio Is Left To Die, Luis And Sheridan Will Be Dead To Me."

20. "We Are Vulnerable, You Are Delusional, And Kay Is Devious.”

19. “Your Daughter Is Out In This Blizzard! She's Pregnant! She's Run Away..."

18. "Theresa Is A Holy Terror, Ok?"

17. "Give My Son The Drug!"

16. "Ethan You Are Supposed To Be A Lawyer. Can't You Do Something?!?!"

15. "That's Right, Sheridan. If Antonio Dies It's Your Fault."

14. "I'm Pregnant With The Spawn Of Julian Crane!" Part 2

13. "I'm Pregnant With The Spawn Of Julian Crane!" Part 1

12. "Miguel Is No Different Than Any Other Horny Young Man." Part 2

11. "Miguel Is No Different Than Any Other Horny Young Man." Part 1

10. "There Are Miracles To Come In Harmony." Part 2

9. "There Are Miracles To Come In Harmony." Part 1

8. "Toe Tag Time For Antonio!" Part 2

7. "Toe Tag Time For Antonio!" Part 1

6. "I Need You, Ethan. . .Professionally." Part 2

3. "Theresa, Why Do You Put Me In These Impossible Positions?" (Part 1)

5. "I Need You, Ethan. . .Professionally." Part 1

4. "Theresa Why Do You Put Me In These Impossible Positions?" Part 2

2. "Gwen's Pregnant . . .With Ethan's Baby." Part 2

1. "Gwen's Pregnant. . . With Ethan's Baby." Part 1

35. "I Am Not Going To Propose To Gwen When It's Theresa That I Love."

34. "Not Everyone's A Tramp Like You, Eve." Part 2

33. "Not Everyone's a Tramp Like You, Eve" Part 1

32. "Very Soon Sam Will Be Naked And Wet In My Bedroom."

31. "Both Sheridan and Luis Made A Fool Out Of Me." Part 2

30. "Both Sheridan And Luis Made A Fool Of Me." Part 1

29. "Give It Up, Theresa. You Lost. I Won." Part 2

28. "Give It Up, Theresa. You Lost. I Won." Part 1

27. "I Don't Blame David, Grace. I Blame You!"

26. “Sheridan, You Weren't Going To Marry My Brother, Were You???”

25. "You Can't Give Antonio A Sleeping Pill Every Time He Wants To Make Love"

24. "They weren't Lies Simone You're Just Too Stupid To See The Truth!"

23. "Sam Is a Very Sexual Creature."

22. "Isn't There Some Way We Can Be Honest With Antonio Without Killing Him?"

21. "Tabitha, You Were Having Push Push With Julian Crane?!?!"

20. "I Hadn't Even Thought Of Beth."

19. "Shut Up Jessica."

18. "Tabitha Is Back Back With A Vengeance!"

17. "I Remember Who I Am! I'm Sheridan Crane!"

16. "Dear Lord What's Going On?!?!"

15. "Sounds Like Chad's Inside."

14. "I Will Save Timmy or I Will Die Trying."

13. "The Role of Ethan Is Now Being Played By Eric Martsolf."

12. "That Incompetent Nincompoop Julian!"

11. "Can Anything Kill Off Those Damn Cranes!?!?!?"

10. "You're Right, Diana. This Is All Your Fault!"

9. "Within A Week Theresa Will Be Joining Julian In Hell."

8. "I Will Replace You Sheridan. I Will."

7. "Theresa Crane Is A Threat To Society. . ."

6. "Ethan and Gwen Are Back Together and Theresa's on her way to Death Row."

5. "I Know Who Killed Julian. It Was Ethan!"

4. "There's Something About Diana That Reminds Me of Sheridan"

3. "Are You Plotting To Kill Theresa?"

2. "Theresa Gets Nothing!"

1. "You've Been A B*tch, Ivy! Just a True B*tch!"

40. "Hello Sweaty Sheets. Adios Miguel."

39. "Becky, You Got The Morals Of An Ally Cat!"

38. "WWJD. . .Would Jesus Take The Crane Money?"

37. "Shut Your Wicked Mouth, Rebecca!"

36. "You Are Not A Singer, Whitney!"

35. "Theresa Lopez Fitzgerald Is About To Send All Of Harmony Straight To Hell"

34 "You Screw Up Everything, Tabitha."

33. "Julian Isn't The Only Crane Who Deserved To Die."

32. "The Power f The Triangle is Back Big Time!"

31. "My Baby Will Get Everything From The Cranes Because It Is A Crane."

30. "Julian Crane Is Dead At Last!"

29. "Julian Crane Will Die Tonight."

28. "I Love You Timmy."

27. "Timmy Got His Christmas Wish! Timmy's A Real Boy!"

26. "I Don't Know How I Know Anything. I Have Amnesia."

25. "Sheridan Is Alive. I Can Feel It."

24. "Do They Have Gazebos In Harmony?"

23. "You're Pregnant With Julian Crane's Baby!"

22. "Theresa Is a Lying Slut, and I Will Not Rest Until I Prove It."

21. "Pilar Is The One That Raised Theresa To Be The Liar That She Is."

20. "Before This Night Is Out I Fear Ethan May Commit Murder."

19. “Don’t call Me Mrs. Crane, Theresa. . .You Are Mrs. Crane!”

18. "Luis, I Sent The Rose."

17. "Sheridan Crane Might Be Dead, But Diana Is Very Much Alive."

16. "As God As My Witness I Will Never Be Good Again!"

15. "What Happened In Bermuda?!?!"

14. "I Never Stopped Loving You, Ivy. . . Not For A Minute."

13. "Sam, You Can't Be Unfaithful To Your Wife. . .You Don't Have One."

12. "Timmy Made It Rain! Timmy Made A Miracle!"

11. "We Are The Warlocks."

10. "Not Only Did I Marry Julian Crane. . .I Had Sex With Him."

9. "I Married Mr. Crane."

8. "I Really Miss Being A Crane."

7. "I Have Another Husband! I'm Not Married To Sam!"

6. "Shut Up, Gwen!"

5. "Theresa Is Going to Die!"

4. "Grace, Do You Know This Man?"

3. "With This Ring You Will Be Dead."

"Alistair Crane Is Back Here In Harmony."

"Kay's Soul Is Trying To Kill Me!"

29."The Fog Made Me Kiss Ivy!"

30. "There Are Some Bizarre Things Going Down, Yo."

28. "It's The Mist!"

27. " How Can You Cause So Much Pain, Ivy?"

26. "Gwen, You’re Just a Pathetic Vindictive Bitch!"

25. "Sheridan, Will You Marry Me?"

24. "All Hell Is Breaking Loose!"

23. "Come With Us To Hell!"

22. "Charity, Miguel, and Kay Will Spend Eternity in Hell."

21. “Rebecca, You Bitch!”

20. "The Love Noodle"

19. "You Don't Have Any Power, Ethan. None."

18. "Make Love To Me, Miguel."

17. "Cranes Don't Carry Cash."

16 "Where Do You Get Your Gall, Rebecca???"

15. "I Curse You, Ivy Crane!"

14. Poor Grace Is Dying of a Broken Heart."

13. "Sam Bennett, Are You Still In Love With Ivy Winthrop?"

12. "Ethan, You Are Not A Crane."

11. "Bring Me Your Wife's Treacherous Head!"

10. "Sam's Son, Sam's Son, Sam's Son"

9. "The Souls of the Damned Have Charity!"

8. "It's Blood! The Walls Are Bleeding!"

7. "What Are You Doing With Hecuba, Kay?"

6. "I Just Want My Soul Back!"

5. "Why Is There So Much Evil In Harmony?"

4. "Ethan, Just Go!"

3. "Don't Bury Me Alive!"

2. "This Girl Is Obsessed!"

1. "Sheridan is in God's Hands Now."

50. "Ivy, You Lying Sl#t!"

An Interview with Dana Sparks

49. "The Light Destroyed The Fireball!"

48. "Who The Heck Is Hecuba?!?!"

47. "Gwen's Rage is Nothing Short of Murderous!"

46. "Gwen, The Wedding is Off."

45. "Thou Art A Witch, Tabitha!"

44. "Ethan is a Bastard."

43. "Chad Is Moving In."

42. "Oh My God We're Surrounded By Snakes!"

41. "Shut Up, Julian!"

40. "Theresa, I Love You."

39. Like Father, Like Son

38. "You're Under Arrest, Mr. Crane."

37. "I'm Picking Mushrooms to Destroy Goodness."

36. "Say Bye Bye to Kay Kay."

35. "Ethan Isn't A Crane!"

34. "Being A Crane Means Everything To Me."

33. You're A Fool, Gwen. A Fool."

Bonus: Interview with Donn Swaby

32. "Mama, You Hit Me."

31. "It's Either Gwen or Me."

30. "You Kissed Me, Ethan. . ."

29. "I Need a Bunch of Cocaine."

28. "Chad Harris Is A Crane!"

27. "No Ring, No Marriage, Just Sex."

26."Not Cool, Kay."

25."Theresa And I Just Got Married!"

24. "My New Best Friend Is Charity."

23. "Sam Can Keep His Casserole Queen."

22. "You Are A Ghoul, Ivy!"

21. "Sheridan Crane Has Nine Lives."

20. "Oh My God, It's An Avalanche!"

19. "I'm Going To Find That Bloody Bird."

18. "Goodbye, Luis."

17. "Charity, You Must Kill Miguel."

16. "You Have To Remember That Luis Hates The Cranes."

15."Eve Russell, Julian Crane, Nasty Nasty."

14. "Charity's Showing Signs of Madness?"

13. "Make Love To Me, Sam."

12. "Ethan, Where's My Ring?"

11. "You’re Proving Your Incompetence On A Daily Basis, Julian."

10. "Father, We Have A Problem."

9. "I'm Melting, Timmy! I'm Melting!"

8."This Man Is NOT Martin Fitzgerald."

7. "I'm Sorry, Mama."

6. "I Killed Papa."

5. "Tabby's Going To Jingle Santa's Bell."

4. "What's The Truth About Martin Fitzgerald?"

3. "Have You Lost Your Beanbag Mind?!?!"

2. "How Could I Ever Forget You Twice, Miguel?"

1. "This is Getting Weird, Sheridan."

49. Season 1 Finale Live!

48."Sheridan's Going To New Mexico."

47. "Evil, Evil, Evil, Evil. . ."

46. "All Hell Is About To Break Loose!"

45. "Theresa Means Nothing To Me!"

44. "Ethan Will Never Return Your Love."

43. "Tabitha? What Are You Doing Here?"

42. "Hey Crane I Got You Now!"

41. Did You Say Something Theresa?"

40. "I Don't Care About Grace Bennett."

39. That's a Fairytale, Theresa."

38. "Cool It, Sheridan."

37. "Tomato Soup Cake"

36. "Why Did You Kiss Me Theresa?"

35. "Theresa's a Saint"

Bonus Episode: A Look Back Pt. 4

Bonus Episode: A Look Back Pt. 3

Bonus Episode: A Look Back Pt. 2

Bonus Episode: A Look Back Pt. 1

34. "Goodbye, Ethan."

33. "You Are Really Beginning To Annoy Me Mr. Lomax."

32. "Goodbye, Dreams."

31. "When Will This Awful Night Ever End?"

30. "The Night Isn't Over."

29. "You're Being As Melodramatic As Charity."

28. "Faith Is Dying!"

27. "Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald Does Not Scare Easily."

26. "Uh Oh. . .I Smell Trouble."

25. "You've Gotta Have Faith, Charity."

24. "Charity Is Out Of Our Lives Forever."

23. "Oh No, It's Tabitha!"

22. "Grace, You Can't Go On Like This."

21. "To Tabitha The Terrible!"

20. "I Guess This Case Is Closed!"

19. "Don't Let The Darkness Hurt My Baby!"

18. "There's Something About Theresa."

17. "The Cranes Have No Clue. . ."

16. "Timmy Good. Tabitha Bad."

15. "It Came From Hell, Charity!"

14. "It's Either Her Or Us, Timmy!"

13. "You're Absolutely, Positively Obsessed With Miguel."

12. "It Looks Like My Sister's Deranged!"

11. "What Awaits Me In Harmony?"

10. "You've Been Acting Really Insecure Lately"

9. "I Sense There's More Trouble Coming."

Bonus Rapid Recap Episodes 1-4

8. "Let's See You Get Out Of This One, Tabitha."

7. "Time For A Little Disharmony In Harmony"

6. "Poor Grace Seems To Have Come Undone"

5. "I Know The Cranes"

4. "We Don't Need Handouts From The Cranes"

3. "The Cranes Don't Mingle With Peasants Like Us"

2. "Don't Push it, Crane"

1. "I Hate Those Cranes"