All Episodes

Everybody Is Eating Bugs

Don’t Draw On My Face

Let It Go Babe

They Called It Puppy Love

That’s Bananas

Maybe You Should Have Worn Underpants

That Voice Ain’t Human

Bad Boys and a Barrel

Smell My Podcast

She Knows Exactly What She’s Doing

Personality Tests Are Kinda Bullsh*t

What A Stupid Script

Hey, That’s Not Me

Fat Assman and Lisa Pizza

I Need A Net

I Remember Kissing a Lot of People

Oops, I Said the F-Word

Reckless Secret Spiller

Let’s Pause

The Bar Is Quite Low

It’s Actually Not Tit For Tat

We Shall Name Her Hortense

Just Dust Yourself Off

A Twinkie Would Go Good Right Now

Papa’s Got a Brand New Hip

I Just Want A Decent Cup of Coffee

You Kiss Like My Grandma

Put The Damn Seat Down

You’ve Been Poisoned. Bye.

Lie Lady Lie

There’s A Hair In There

It’s Garbage CAN Not Garbage CANNOT

The Glass Eye Is Half Full

How Long Do Eyeballs Last?

My Barfy Neighbor

Wait Wait Wait

Age Before Beauty

Is Your Face All Messed Up?

My Sheets Are Having a Party Without Me

We’re All Asses

I’m Ready To Head On Up, Lord

Your Aura Has a Crack In It

There’s A Chicken In My Pants

70 in a 60 and 80 in a 70

Let’s Just Say I Murdered Her

Goodbye Sweet Quince

It’s Pronounced SADE

I’ll Kill When I Have To

We Got Rid of That Crappy Old Thing

My Pants Are Ablaze

Baby Sherman Ate The Baby Birds

I Want My 88 Cents Back

Bonus Episode – Dustin Hornby

Talk Like A Frog

Do Not Throw Objects Into The Toilet

Slow As A Slug In Molasses In January

This Has A Happy Ending

I’m Just A Girl Who Can’t Say No

The Chairman of The Board Dustin

Come On In If You’re Stupid & Ugly

Curb Your Dickishness

No I Don’t Want To Suck It

The 12 Hour Sh*t Show

Number Three Hunnerd

That’s Very Inter-Rest-ing

Crabby Lookin’ Sour-Faced Losers

Your Carrot Is Bent

Love To But My Groin Went Out

It’s All Pink In There

That Kangaroo Is A Jerk

Don’t Bring Your Stuff To Work

We Got A Puker

Cry Me A River

This Snow Can Stuff It

My Dog Ate My Teeth

Men Will ALWAYS Be Men

My Head Got Stuck In The Towel Dispenser

Costco Is For The Young

Got Your NFT Right Here Baby

Your Lips Are Boring

I’m Not Your Puppet

I’m In The Nude For Love

There’s No Need To Panic

Candy In My Pants

Guilt Will Make You Tilt

Encore Presentation – Keep Your Lips Off My Chicken Legs

My Gay Dog Ate My Podcast

I Like It

Encore Presentation – Time For A Butt Check

I Got Nothin’

Hello Muddah Hello Faddah

So I Had A Martini

It’ll Never Happen Again

Probably Wrong All Along

Kneel And Let The Lord Take Your Load

Maybe I Don’t Like You Either

We Want A Do Over Already

Snip Snarly Fly Away Hair

Love In A Feed Store

Cowpox Will Give Ya Horns