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Hollywood, Which Is Really Fort Lauderdale

What’s the French Word for Squirrel?

Robert Corn-Revere - Created by Geniuses So It Can Be Run by Idiots

The Big Whoop

And He Chooses To Go “Woo-Hoo!”

Pretty Full Bucket

Medical Advice at the Oscars

Feathers Can Just Be On the Ground

Don't Worry

I Can Stand Up to Pee Now!

But I Think It’s Just the Audience Mocking Me

I Don’t Know If It’s a Good Idea, But I’m Doing It!

For Some Reason, Always Around

Euphoria Just Ain’t On the Horizon

Nine Screws and a Plate

See You Next Eye Surgery

Mark Malkoff - Love Johnny Carson (part 2)

Mark Malkoff - Love Johnny Carson (part 1)

Better Than Nothing

You’re Both Pretty

Fake Leather But Real Blood

The Preposition Trilogy

Really Creepy, Really Useless, and Really Close

A Team of Two People Who Can’t Be On Teams

Sorry, I Have To Go Visit My Giraffes

Insolence of Office

Tony

Negotiating For Your Latte

My Form Would Be Topiary

You Did a Talking Horse Movie?

Live at Scoopfest 2025

Program Prevention Department

Why Make That Choice?

Paul Provenza - The Right to Die Old

Fifty Years, Part Two

Fifty Years, Part One

A Bucket of Darkness

Monkeyvision

Better or Worse?

La Seltzer's Dirty Joke Shootout

Squirrels Hate MILFs

Not Open on Tuesday?

Well I Like To Bring Everything Around to Porn

We’d Like to Say It Could Have Been Worse...

But This Is a Stupid Thing That I Wanted To Do

Pleasant People and Homemade Potato Chips

I Couldn't Hear You In The Dressing Room

I'll See What I Can Do

Just Win Baby

Jane Borden - Cults Like Us

He Found His Word

This Is Also Show Business

I Couldn't Hear My Bass At All!

He Just Stood There Saying "Oh Dear"

Jonathan Rauch - Cross Purposes

Just A Skittle In the Head

Stop Following Me

I Hate You

Why Was There A Horse?

Don't Call It a Comeback

Pedi-Cures of Leprosy

A Flawed First Draft of Heaven

The Golden Buzzer From Houdini

A Juxtaposition Butt Joint

I Was On Broadway!

Dropping a Balm

The Skinny Dip

You Say Biopic, I Say Miniseries

Click.

A Simple Sucking of the Teeth

We're Renting Those Boxer Shorts, Don't Get Blood On Them!

Ten Percent of the Audience Left

There's Money In That Too

Then After You're Done Boiling a Bill and Putting KY on It...

I'll Move For Squirrels

Painting Targets Around An Arrow

What The Hell Is Going On?

What Rhymes With Hubris?

18 Dicks and a Whole Lot of Pizza

You can't even not shave properly!

Aftermarket vs. Fake

At least an elementary school understanding of botany...

Five Casinos and Five Letters A Week

I Got A Lot Wrong

The Hip Joint Is Now The Sick Weed

Three Fair Questions!

I Can Flip The Giraffes!

Not Since I Cloned The Dog

False Hope for Luxembourg

Checklists and Stopwatches

Eat The Frog First

He Is The Ghost

Pull Your Cash Out

Martin and Kinky

Why Aren't I This Good Every Night?

Doing Bad On Purpose

That Wasn’t Worth It.

After A Disappointing Dalliance Into Spirituality

The Atlantic City Boardwalk Trip

So I Was On An Airplane...

Live at Scoopfest ‘24

It's About My Cat

Happy Drinking Birds Are Not Woodpeckers

A Very Driven Driver

Eclipsing John Lennon's Spit Guard

I Have A Complicated Relationship With Mascots.

Kramer Can Say That.

Homeless Penn & Teller

Jandro's Sleepytime Tea

Where The Hell Is Our Matt?

Guitars & Cataracts

Optomthalmolodrummer.

Complaints From The Home Office In Three Way.

I Will Wave To Jeffrey Epstein, SynT.

No Geraniums in E♭

Neín In A Tux.

Sign Your Name Across My Card; This Time Do It On Its Fa-ace

Are You Matt Fraser?

Tommy Smothers Knew My Name

Our Apologies To The Denderden Dumpster Diving Family.

Big Pea Is Doing Fine.

Brooke Burke

Too Many Bites At The Apple Bob.

Electronic Piano Étude in N Major.

Patreon Town Hall I

The Trick That Goes Wrong

It Has To Be Gilley's, Right?

I Don't Like Seeds In My Chew.

I Know All The Bad People.

The Foolers Live & Friends

Blood On The Rope; Blood On The Stage

Money Or No Money

I've Been Hummed Out Of So Many Gigs.

My Meatballs With Sondheim

Breakfast With Plastic Heads

In The End, Some Guy Goes "Unh?"

Potato Chip Rendezvous

Pipe & Drape & Little Else

David Segal/Galactic Unitard

Typical Tap Water Tryin' Tourists

Chelsea Phillips-Reid & Sarah Lowe (part 2)

Chelsea Phillips-Reid & Sarah Lowe (part 1)

The Grotto Of Theseus.

Comrade-In-Arms Adam Carolla

"I Like To Read Things I Don't Know."

That Night Jandro Killed Penn On Stage.

$60,000 Of Rescue Dogs

They Don't Speak Rodman.

Welcome To The 20th & 21st Century.

The 2,000 Pound Tiger In The Room.

Not So Vegan Wings.

Donuts For Dips Hits

Burrowing Moles On My Back

3 Miles of AIDS Walking.

OK, So If You Want Somebody Good...

I've Heard Some Other Arguments, Too.

We Gotta Put A Hit On Erika Avery.

I've Still Never Been In A Building With Clouds.

House Of The Devil.

The Audience Will Run Away If The Hamster Goes Nuts.

Cloyingly Sweet, With Clove.

Real Magic Don't Eat Apple.

Wherever The Road Takes You.

A Donut For Fallon.

Drone Sweet Drone

Taylor Town, USA

That Train Has Sailed.

Rebranding A Clown

Getting Coyotes To Piss In A Trough

The False Labia Of The Throat

Magic Duo Cease & Desist.

Back From The Foolers Tour

Howie Does Stuff

The Show Is Going!

Bluff Fighting Hugh.

Remember When Matt King Died?

The History Of Harrison Greenbaum (part 2)

The History Of Harrison Greenbaum (part 1)

E885 Take A Long Walk, Arty.

E884 The Driver With The Hat.

E883 Penn Has A Question

E882 One Word In *This* Title Is Important.

E881 Three Will Hold The Devil.

E880 It’s The Tussin Talkin.

E879 Dan Pasternack & Paul Provenza - Obsessive Comedy Disorder (part 2)

E878 Obsessive Comedy Disorder (part 1)

E877 Stage West

E876 An Unexpected Poem

E875 Tea Bag Jesus ⟨™⟩

E874 In This Story, I'm Not Stupid Penn.

E873 A Condescension Fetish

E872 Tiger Of The Sea

E871 CSICon 2022 with Julia Sweeney (part 2)

E870 CSICon 2022 with Julia Sweeney (part 1)

E869 Trophy Deliverer In A Commando Tux.

E868 Penn & Carbonaro Debuts!

E867 Donny's Zoonotic Leap

E866 For Those Who Know Better, But Do It Anyway.

E865 You Can't Have Three Kinds Of Cool.

E864 Apology Cakes.

E863 No Pockets For God.

E862 Thomas’s Loving Plan.

E861 When Neil Diamond Plays New Jersey.

E860 Culinary Arts Of Henry's Barbershop.

E859 Ricola Robot Rasp.

E858 Please Don't Listen To This, Paul McCartney.

E857 The Other Episode Out Of Time.

E856 An Episode Out Of Time.

E855 Reason-able Deprogramming (part 2)

E854 Reason-able Deprogramming (part 1)

E853 The Subject.

E852 Actively Avoiding The Subject.

E851 A Terrible Way To Breathe

E850 Bagel Pirate

E849 God Vs. Walt Disney

E848 I'm A Prognosticating Dog, But That's Not Important.

E847 Goodbye To Goudeau.

E846 Either You're A Scumbag, Or, We're Not Talking About You As A Human Being.

E845 Is it A Tribute Or A Parody?

E844 A Bivouac Is Not A Quonset Hut.

E843 Popcorn With Butter Is Just A Lobster Dinner.

E842 Ol' Horse Eyes Jillette

E841 $75 Covid Test

E840 Rick, Morty, & Other Ugly Plushies.

E839 No Spoiler Alerts

E838 I Am Here To Fight The Ennui In New York.

E837 Water Seeks Its Own Level, Schmuck.

E836 Hey, Remind Me What The Title Of This Episode Is Supposed To Be, & I'll Fix It Later.

E835 Do Beaks Burn?

E834 Everybody's An Athorist.

E833 Two-Thirds Of A Cloned Chihuahua.

E832 Functional Reptiles

E831 If You're F*@&in' Around, Who Gives A Darn?

E830 Lord Of The Fries & Bin Chickens

E829 Piff & Pop

E828 Piff The Magic Dragon's Reptile Dysfunction

E827 Rob Lowe, Literally!

E826 deadmau5

E825 Harrison Greenbaum (part 2)

E824 Harrison Greenbaum (part 1)

E823 Carisa Hendrix (part 2)

E822 Carisa Hendrix (part 1)

E821 Brian Brushwood (part 2)

E820 Brian Brushwood (part 1)

E819 Robert "Bob" Corn-Revere (part 2)

E818 Robert "Bob" Corn-Revere (part 1)

E817 Michael Carbonaro (part 2)

E816 Michael Carbonaro (part 1)

E815 How To Talk About Chapbooks

E814 What Do Anthony Newley & The Most American Knife Have In Common?

E813 Leg Pop, Trains, & Brownie Batter

E812 If You Want To See Donny Osmond Really Impressed...

E811 Chris Kenner (part 2)

E810 Chris Kenner (part 1)

E809 ScoopFest 2022 (part 2)

E808 ScoopFest 2022 (part 1)

E807 Matt Walks With Intention Towards A Grenade.

E806 Red Sole Shoes/Red Butt Baboons: Same Purpose.

E805 Hamburgers Delivered From Las Vegas To Spain.

E804 Through Gilbert's Glasses.

E803 Talking About Your Dick With Your Dad, As You Do.

E802 Big Hydra Speaks.

E801 Time Travel & Pornography.

E800 Join The Penguin Heads In Antarctica.

E799 Wonder Is Underway

E798 The Giant Fuzzy Sheep of Tim Jenison

E797 Guy Fierecles

E796 Two Bogs For AC/DC

E795 Spend Some Quality Time With Quinn The Eskimo.

E794 We Love You, Joel Fischman.

E793 Sleepover Camp

E792 I've Convinced People to Watch Hippity-Hop Rabbits.

E791 Get Outta My Way; I'm Going To Hell!

E790 We're Going to Sing Imagine to Stop the War.

E789 I Hate Lucy.

E788 Jockeno

E787 Gilbert (& Dara) Gottfried (part 2)

E786 Gilbert (& Dara) Gottfried (part 1)

E785 Legitimate Political Discourse While Ice Fishing

E784 Theater Of The Mind

E783 More Like a Hive of Bees Than a Snow Leopard.

E782 Joe, Neil, & Joni.

E781 The Discovery Of Giza.

E780 "Jowly" Is The Word You're Looking For.

E779 D-Gate! Clap, Clap; D-Gate! Clap, Clap.

E778 Bob Saget

E777 Nagasockittome

E776 Three Sick Cats

E775 The 2021 Year In Review

E774 Codeine Drops

E773 Good With The Gooey.

E772 The Twenty Minute Episode (Let's Keep It That Way.)

E771 You Can't Put Penn Jillette In A Pocket.

E770 The Dog Vomit Comedy Club

E769 I Will Say With A Great Deal Of Shame That I Couldn't Hear It.

E768 I Remember Lobsters Coming Up & Touching My Butt.

E767 Lawrence Krauss - The Physics of Climate Change (part 2)

E766 Lawrence Krauss - The Physics of Climate Change (part 1)

E765 Sitting On That Float; Might As Well Do Something.

E764 Goudeau Is A Terrible Caboose

E763 Jandro Solo (part 2)

E762 Jandro Solo (part 1)

E761 Jandro & Mac King (part 2)

E760 Jandro & Mac King (part 1)

E759 Goudeau Saves His Wife's Life.

E758 Yo Soy Milk

E757 Two Magicians & A Doughnut

E756 You Are Weaker Than A Woman

E755 Jonathan Rauch - The Constitution of Knowledge (part 2)

E754 Jonathan Rauch (part 1)

E753 The Stones Are No Longer Performing "2000 Light Years From Home".

E752 There's No Space Money On Broadway.

E751 Sexy Nurse vs. Sexy Candy Striper

E750 No Bras In Space

E749 Penn Shouldn't Go To Space.

E748 The Springsteen Unified Field Theory

E747 Adam Ruins Parenting.

E746 Autopsy Giblets

E745 Grandpa Lamadama Ding Dong's Flying Unicycle Show

E744 I Disagree With Many Things Hitler and Gavin Newsom Have Said

E743 Choca-Lo

E742 Can You Guess What Virus Penn Had?

E741 A Labor Day Week Off (part 2)

E740 A Labor Day Week Off (part 1)

E739 The Maltins On Movies (part 2)

E738 Maltins On Movies (part 1)

E737 The Passing Zone (part 2)

E736 The Passing Zone (part 1)

E735 Can Sean Connery Say "SMERSH?"

E734 Our Job Is Not To Manipulate People.

E733 Harry Houdini Scares Fish.

E630 Penn/Brian Dennehy: Interchangeable.

E629 Condescension Is Kindness

E628 If We Lose Our Concentration for Even a Moment, We Lose Our Lives.

E627 [Title Redacted To Prevent Doxxing]

E626 A Slice Of Watermelon In Your Lap & Upside Down.

E625 Suckamadicco Runs A Stop Sign

E624 Cock-A-Doodle Fool

E623 Gilbert vs. Piff

E622 Piff vs. Gilbert

E621 So How Did You Sharpen Your Dowels If You Did Not Use Whittling?

E620 The Most Penn Trick Ever

E619 Giant Trucks & Tiny Bats

E618 Born In New Zealand

E617 Knowing Less About Roosevelt Than I Know About Lou Reed

E616 Red For Rod

E615 I'm Not One To Quote Fleetwood Mac

E614 Father's Day With Piff

E613 Stop Showing Self

E612 A Pigeon Dropping A Cracker On The Downbeat

E611 I Know What You're Thinking, Bear.

E610 Cosmic Snipe Hunt

E609 Dr. Greger Talks Real Information On Diet (& A Few Jokes)

E608 Dr. Greger Talks Real Information On Pandemics (& A Few Jokes).

E607 Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, & Oliver Stone

E606 Upper Cowslavia

E605 Penn Does A Perfect Segue

E604 Kung Fu You; Sock It To You

E603 Penn's Cameo On Cameo

E602 I'm The Roy

E601 Well, That Pandemic Thing is Solved

E600 Duck Chicken Pig Problem

E599 Get That Rat Out!

E598 Are We Still Libertarians?

E597 Pissing On The Third Rail

E596 Hate Fed For Sourdough Bread

E595 Tim Ferriss (part II)

E594 Tim Ferriss (part I)

E593 Nick Viall Files (part II)

E592 Nick Viall Files (part I)

E591 Steven Conrad (part II)

E590 Steven Conrad (part I)

E589 Don't Say...With Dave Foley & Paul Greenberg

E588 Nobody Listens To Paula Poundstone

E587 DoctorKlaper.com (part II)

E586 DoctorKlaper.com (part I)

E585 Science & Saucery (part II)

E584 Science & Saucery (part I)

E583 PodKats (part II)

E582 PodKats (part I)

E581 Dublin Means Blackpool

E580 Steve Grossman's Caravan Tonight

E579 MDKO (For Real)

E578 A Bloody Tale Of Two Penns

E577 Red Hot Chili Peppers Up Your Nose

E576 It Was A Dark & Stormy Night

E575 The Quampground Of The Traveling Pants.

E574 It's Usually Goudeau's Job To Introduce & Title The Show.

E573 Pepper Nose Pain People

E572 Nevahaddadinna

E571 Penn's Not Sellin' Any Alibis

E570 The Trouble Wit Funkenrings.

E569 Buck Henry, Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, & Dolly Parton

E568 Yelling "Theater" In A Crowded Fire

E567 Penn & Friends PiffPod (part II)

E566 Penn & Friends Piffpod (part I)

E565 The Joe Rogan Experience (part II)

E564 The Joe Rogan Experience (part I - Yes, that one from August)

E563 A Long Time Ago In A Distant Gallery

E562 A Lotta People Told Me "It's Pronounced Heavers".

E561 Sam Harris (part II)

E560 Sam Harris (part I)

E559 Mat Franco (part II)

E558 Mat Franco (part I)

E557 Marianne Williamson (part II)

E556 Marianne Williamson (part I)

E555 Dolomite & Fred Rogers Are The Same Person

E554 Goudeau Is On Prednisone.

E553 The Purpose Of Art Is to Conceal Itself

E552 North Pole's Got Talent

E551 Impasto Placebo Jesus

E550 The Worst Show In Vegas Of All Time, In This Or Any Other Dimension, Etc.

E549 The 5th Amendment

E548 Poodle Dog 1; Penn 0

E547 Talk To The Antelope

E546 Gucci Quality; Forever 21 Budget

E545 The Motherfucking Gosh Darn Escape

E544 The Duckmaster Should Not Be Punished

E543 I Will Never Wash My Hands Again

E542 The Greatest Magicians In The World, Past, Present, Or Future, In This Or Any Other Cosmo, Real Or Imagined

E541 Artificial Intelligence with Gary Marcus (part II)

E540 Artificial Intelligence with Gary Marcus (part I)

E539 Debbie Harry - Punk Genius Icon/ "More Than Just A Pretty Blonde In A Pair Of Tight Pants"

E538 Mike Hodgkiss's Dream Show

E537 Twinkie & Beer From My Cold, Dead Hands

E536 "Gimme That" & Other Secrets Of Magic

E535 One Way Or T'other

E534 Left Bundle Branch Block

E533 Dunk Tank Clown

E532 Joe Rogan: Truth Searcher. No, He's Not On This Show

E531 Lawrence Krauss Origins (part II)

E530 Lawrence Krauss Origins (part I)

E529 Sherrod Small Visits (part II)

E528 Sherrod Small Visits (part I)

E527 Three Days Of Peace, Love, & Music.

E526 VotePenn.com

E525 Manchester, England, England, Across The Atlantic Sea

E524 Goudeau's Tongan Adventures

Lewis Howes (part II)

Lewis Howes (part I)

A Song For Piff

Born Again Chicken

Dirt Diving

I Paid $125.

Vote For Penn & Teller: BestOfLasVegas.com

God Damn! It's Fucking Penn & Piff!

No Puffin, No Moose

There Will Be Aftershocks

Salvador Dali Is Crazier Than Keith Moon

Actinschtealin

Where Do You Get Your Seahogs?

Tirty Tousand Heggs

Sherrod Small (part II)

Sherrod Small (part I)

Butterflies Are Attracted To The Scent Of Urine

There Once Was A Man From Sri Lanka

Toweling the Taint

Carmine Appice Ruined the World

One Inch Diameter Crab Version Of A Tick

Quaking In Our Boots

Aim For The Base Of The Flame

What's Your Favorite Live Shot?

If Octopuses Ruled the World

My Heart is Dressed in a Tiny Dashiki

Penn & Teller: Masterclass (Part II)

Penn & Teller: Masterclass (Part I)

E495 Penn’s Enemies

Kris Kristofferson Kind Of Crazy

E493 Do You Want To Blow A Goat Or Buy A New Computer?

E492 Chekhov's Trampoline

E491 Penny Lane: You Can Call Me Hero

E490 Hail Satan? Is My Real Name

E489 Kabuki: Teller's Day In Japan

E488 Ma Ma Hu Hu: Penn's Day in Japan

E487 Chris Hardwick (part II)

E486 Chris Hardwick (part I)

E485 FAQ II (Yes, Penn Had Sex With Donald Trump.)

E484 FAQ I

E483 Norman Beck (part II)

E482 Norman Beck (part I)

E481 The Great Piffsoni Revisited (part II)

E480 The Great Piffsoni Revisited (part I)

E479 Kory Stamper (part II)

E478 Kory Stamper (part I)

E477 Rifkin Returns (part II)

E476 Rifkin Returns (part I)

E475 Zen Dentistry

E474 Moxie The Magician In Studio

E473 Better To Play Honey Badger Than To Play Possum

E472 Bowling Balls Fall Out Of Trees, Kill Roosters.

E471 Brian Koppelman (part II)

E470 Brian Koppelman (part I)

E469 Too F*@#ing Weird To Work At Starbucks

E468 Criss Angel's Spinosa Bit

E467 Go See Say Something Bunny.

E466 Choreographer Of The Beatles

E465 Lose God; Lose Weight; Be Kind.

E464 22 Miles Of Flaccid Bungee

How To Electrocute Your Daughter On TV

Lunch With Nixon

Steven Banks (part II)

Steven Banks (part I)

Rand Paul's Magic Trick

Tequila Poodle Dog

Patri Friedman (part II)

Patri Friedman (part I)

Penn's Car & Rotten Eggs

A Hundred Dollars Worth Of Juggling Montages

Meteor Or Miracle?

Wreckipedia

Jessica Kirson (part II)

Jessica Kirson (part I)

Matt's New Look: Cheeky Runway Sporty Lumbersexual

46 Bags Of Chicharrónes

How An Old Soul Understands Geography

The Prince Of Ducks

Farewell to Hardy Fox of The Residents

Fa: A Long, Long Way To Run

The Return Of Layperson Penn (part II)

The Return Of Layperson Penn (part I)

Robert Klein (part II)

Robert Klein (part I)

Scoopfest 2018 (part II)

Scoopfest 2018 (part I)

The Tiny Tim Elevator Pitch.

Alligator Alien Abduction

11% Say "Fuck Off."

Penn’s Conditions For Celebrating His Life.

Marc Ambinder (part II)

Marc Ambinder (part I)

Missi Pyle (part II)

Missi Pyle (part I)

Jathon Stasom's Arabic Megalodon

Andy Lerner: Dragon Hunter

Sometimes *Penn* Gets An Idea; Sometimes *We* Get An Idea.

Tortilla Full Of Mustard

Phil Rosenthal (part II)

Phil Rosenthal (part I)

Precious Duck Of Plucky Little Luxembourg.

Penn In The Room With Trump.

Eating Good In The Ethiopian Neighborhood

Never Mistake Mescaline For Lettuce, Or Hot Sauce For Tea.

Dr. Fuhrman Rides Again (part II)

Dr. Fuhrman Rides Again (part I)

David Blaine's Geek Show

Everybody Needs To Go Vegan Immediately & Fast All The Time.

The Great Piffsoni (part II)

The Great Piffsoni (part I)

Dr. Michael Klaper (part II)

Dr. Michael Klaper (part I)

David Greenberger (part II)

David Greenberger (part I)

Covered In Crazy Stupid Scars

A House Made Of Lava

A Whiteboard Full Of Curse Words

Paul McCartney's Okay With Us

Penn Is Going To Psychedelicize His Soul

Eating Potatoes & Smelling Vanilla

Kevin Smith (part II)

Kevin Smith (part I)

Kostya Kimlat (part II)

Kostya Kimlat (part I)

Paid People Applauding For Imaginary Cakes

We Are Goats Who Make Cheese.

Sitting On Up High

The Monkeys Were Right!

Donald Trump, Tom Arnold, & Penn Jillette: A Whole Lot Of Crazy

Mother's Day At Grauman's Chinese Restaurant

I Hope Captain Marvel Has Real Topiary & Fountains

Unlike Nothing You've Never Seen Before

If I Pretend I'm A Woman, Will You Pretend It's A Strap On?

Germans Hate Traffic Cones

Penn Is Not James Bond

David Byrne Ripped Off Penn Jillette!

Tony & Max Fitzpatrick (part II)

Tony & Max Fitzpatrick (part I)

The Dog Whiner

Mike Jones: The Show Before The Show

Penn Doesn't Vomit At The Green Mill

Conjecture Farm

David Wain (part II)

David Wain (part I)

We Spinning Dick, Swinging Play

Annette Has Soft Mouth

David Kwong (part II)

David Kwong (part I)

Windshield Confessional

An Easy Rider

McDracula's

I Can't Lift My Arms

Penn is in Cirque du Soleil's Otter Bar.