All Episodes

214: my boyfriend won't use our couple's toilet (w/ Will Witwer)

213: caught my best friend buck naked on my moms couch (w/ Rainie Toll)

212: sleepwalking roommate spoils my milk (w/ Jay Putnam & Jon Hebert)

211: my neighbor terrorizes me over bluetooth (w/ Adam Conover)

210: Sexy Bachelors Try To Find Love In Vegas (w/ Eric, Jay, & Will)

209: my mom is a toxic Disney influencer (w/ Isa Briones)

208: corrupt employee of the month race (w/ Jonny Cakes)

207: giving my carjacker the ick (w/ Erin Dougal)

206: delivering my ex's bizarre packages (w/ Geoffrey James)

205: toxic situationship in the beef department (w/ Arasha)

204: ruined a child's birthday party by farting (w/ Rainie Toll)

203: hot firefighter holding my panties hostage (w/ Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham)

202: I am dating my pretend brother at work (w/ Ashleigh Lawless)

201: my roommates are peeing in the litter box (w/ Morgan Absher)

200: my roommate licked all my birthday cupcakes bald (w/ Will Witwer)

199: breaking girl code for a salamander (w/ Anna Konkle)

198: protesting "the milk club" at my work (w/ Spencer Agnew & Eric Striffler)

197: my coworkers think I eat unpeeled bananas (w/ Amanda Lehan-Canto)

196: diss track about my dad going viral (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

195: catastrophically flooding a man's house (w/ Katie Marovitch)

194: my lover's ex girlfriend crashed our hookup (w/ Isabella Roland)

193: brutally sabotaging a fun local coffeeshop (w/ Jay Putnam & Mike Skerrett)

192: bullied at karaoke by rival friend group (w/ Ethan Nestor)

191: my hot neighbor proposed to my boyfriend (w/ Anna Garcia & Angela Giarratana)

190: forbidden workplace footsie with the office hottie (w/ Gareth Reynolds)

189: oops I stabbed my wonderful boss (w/ Ashby)

188: catching the serial floor pooper (w/ Jonathan Kirk)

187: accidentally sent kinky memes to my fiancé's mom (w/ Siobhan Thompson)

186: rescuing my b*ttplug from my crush's house (w/ Deison Afualo)

185: my boss is sabotaging my clown career (w/ Ally Beardsley)

184: identity theft within my local book club (w/ Jonny Cakes)

183: my best friend seduced my loser ex boyfriend (w/ Madi Hart)

182: phenomenal updates to 2025's best callers

181: accidentally robbed my boyfriends mom (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

180: I'm the Secret Santa for my sexy ex boyfriend (w/ Eric Striffler)

179: the nude models are beefing in my art class (w/ Sarah Whittle)

178: my literal evil twin ran over my coworker (w/ Patrick Noth)

177: Astronaut Bachelors Compete For True Love (w/ Eric, Will , & Jay)

176: accidentally catfished my coworker after hitting his car (w/ Eddy Burback)

175: citizens arresting the cold brew catfish (w/ Sarah Doerner)

174: hooking up with two rival brothers in one night (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

173: my one night stand left his teeth at my house (w/ Patrick McDonald)

172: confronting the demon haunting my house (w/ Eric Striffler)

171: accidentally banged my professor's son... & daughter (w/ Ethan Nestor)

170: seducing my little sister's school bus driver (w/ Gabby Bryan)

169: sister in law secretly writing p*rn under my name (w/ Kylie Brakeman)

168: humiliated by my spin class nemesis (w/ Geoffrey James)

167: accidentally surprised by my naked boss (w/ Rainie Toll)

166: my pack of furries ruined my potluck (w/ Will Witwer)

165: stealing my wii back from my insane ex bestie (w/ Kyle Prue)

164: surprise d*ldo reveal at neighborhood soup night (w/ Damien Haas)

163: selling my rich ex boyfriend feet pics (w/ Hannah Pilkes)

162: accidentally banged my bestie's secret girlfriend (w/ Josh Gondelman)

161: eliminating a lover from my roster (w/ Ash Perez)

160: framed for stealing from my job (w/ Catherine McCafferty)

159: losing my employees in the woods (w/ Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer)

158: addressing the beef (w/ Will, Rainie, Jay & Jon)

157: forcibly uninvited to my boss's house party (w/ Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane)

156: betraying my unhinged coworker (w/ Jared Popkin)

155: we had another baby lol (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

154: a snack thief is bankrupting my office (w/ Josh Sharp)

153: I'm in love with my sperm donor (w/ Saracha)

152: my bestie's boyfriend peed in my backpack (w/ Zach, Keith & Rainie)

151: violent coup in my walking club (w/ Syd & Olivia)

150: accidentally recruited my coworkers for a threesome (w/ Owen Thiele)

149: confronting a Nun for watching p*rn on her work computer (w/ Anna Garcia)

148: framed for being too horny at work (w/ Raina Morris)

147: thousands of bees are making my life a living hell (Durham LIVE w/ Jay & Jon)

146: dropping a fish head in a billionaires fur coat (w/ Gianmarco Soresi)

145: cancelled for boning down on a group trip (w/ JonnyCakes & Kwesi James)

144: my boyfriend runs thirsty fan accounts for HIMSELF (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean)

143: I stapled my fingers together at my office job (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)

142: my brother-in-law can't stop using his whip (w/ Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert)

141: my sister's fiancé sent me a d*ckpic (w/ Jacob Wysocki)

140: I peed on the mayors lawn for revenge (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)

139: prank calling listeners (w/ Eric Striffler)

138: confronting my brother for spending $6k on p*rno (w/ Jeremy Culhane)

137: besties with my cheating ex's parents (w/ Arasha Lalani)

136: Yassifying Horse Theft (w/ Anna Garcia)

135: my neighbor's getting freaky by the window (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)

134: accidentally texted my boss my roleplay fanfic (w/ Geoffrey James)

133: Sarah is pregnant again lol (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

132: sabotaging my workplace 'fun committee' (w/ Jonathan Hebert)

131: My widowed dad is too hot (w/ Zac Oyama)

130: shocking updates for 2024's Best Callers

129: nemesis caught me buying lube for my hamster (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)

128: brother demands christmas bong (w/ Eric Striffler)

127: gaslighting a horse (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

126: catfished by my diabolical new roommate (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

125: my ass ruined my cousins wedding (w/ Olivia Sui)

124: my perfect man has a nightmare mustache (w/ Tommy Bowe)

123: rescuing a dumbass from a burning building

122: my ex-best friend killed my fish in cold blood (w/ JonnyCakes)

121: we got too stoned on the podcast: The Squeakquel (w/ Will Witwer)

120: my scientologist boss sabotaged my wedding (w/ Kendahl Landreth & Jordan Myrick)

119: humiliated by botched bedroom roleplay [LIVE!] (w/ Will Witwer & Sarah Bonsignore)

118: I'm being haunted by a horny ghost (w/ Eric Striffler)

117: defeating my strip club work nemesis (w/ Courtney Miller)

116: Cancelled by rival kickball team (w/ Vic Michaelis)

115: job interview for local orgy (w/ Jay Putnam)

114: citizens arresting a problematic caller (w/ Rainie Toll)

113: accidentally ruined my barista's life (w/ Geoffrey James & Reilly Anspaugh)

112: catfishing my landlord's widow (w/ Shayne Topp & Amanda Lehan-Canto)

111: Hunky Bachelors Compete For Love (w/ Will Witwer, Eric Striffler, & Jay Putnam)

110: my hookup killed songbirds for breakfast (w/ Chanse McCrary)

109: husband came home smelling like my ex (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

108: Ted ruins the show (w/ Ted Nivison)

107: drama in my vampire roleplay group (w/ Erin Dougal)

106: cheater at game night gets death penalty (w/ Katherine Dudas)

105: ex boyfriend booty calls for face f*rt (w/ Kelsey Darragh)

104: my childhood bestie is dating Miley Cyrus (w/ Jared Popkin)

103: brutally humiliated at my local car wash (w/ Will & Rainie)

102: my office janitor wants me dead (w/ Rekha Shankar)

101: my bestie framed me for shoplifting (w/ Eric Striffler, Jake Baldino, and Mike Peterson)

100: boyfriend sent a d*ckpic to a bot (w/ Will Witwer)

99: Is it cringe to date my cousin? (w/ Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika)

98: my cat mauled my roommate (w/ Raina Morris)

97: my alien sex audiobook played at work (w/ Avital Ash)

96: Jonny hijacks the show to humiliate me (w/ JonnyCakes)

95: I found bones in my backyard... (w/ Spencer Agnew)

94: boyfriend sh*t his pants at the times square applebees (w/ Michelle Khare)

93: surprise brazilian waxed in front of crowd (w/ Reilly & Geoff)

92: fist fighting my figure skating bully (w/ Courtney Parchman)

91: dropped my birthday cake running from the cops (w/ Angela Giarratana)

90: Bachelors Struggle To Romance Sexy Strangers (w/ Will, Eric & Jay)

89: beating the foot fetish allegations (w/ Jay Putnam)

88: embezzling from my sorority for funsies

87: we hired a "DIY sperm donor" (w/ Caitlin McGee)

86: stalking the tiktok boy in my cult (w/ Kelly Ross & Zach Threlkeld)

85: should I bang my dentist? (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

84: toxic theatre department burn book (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

83: Bachelors Try To Find Love With Callers (w/ Will Witwer, Eric Striffler & Jay Putnam)

82: bestie blames me for her public meltdown (w/ Nut)

81: ruining my enemy's wedding (w/ Aria Inthavong)

80: church choir villain wants me dead (w/ Jared Popkin)

79: new roommate secretly fed me her breastmilk (w/ Kelsey Darragh)

78: my hookup sleep-confessed his secrets... (w/ Jay Putnam)

77: stunning updates to 2023's BEST calls

76: my fiancé gave me the ick (w/ Cat Cohen & Pat Regan)

75: xmas gift for my rich furry bestie (w/ Eric Striffler)

74: masterplan to bang my study buddy (w/ Rainie & Will)

73: unfairly p*ssed myself publicly (w/ Damien Haas)

72: accidentally texted b***hole pic (w/ Emmy Hartman)

71: who the F**K ate my truffle pasta?? (w/ Carl Tart)

70: told him I was pregnant for revenge (w/ Becky Habersberger)

69: diss track for f**kboi (w/ Sam Reece)

68: my niece is secretly my daughter (w/ LaurDIY & Jeremy Lewis)

67: a masterclass in sexual overconfidence (w/ Reilly & Geoff)

66: bad boss fingers my work peanut butter (w/ Rainie & Will)

65: spooky ghost haunting my son (w/ Eric Striffler)

64: nightmare girls birthday trip (w/ Jon Gabrus)

63: stealing from my hookup's yacht (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

62: exit interview with my boss (w/ Zach Kornfeld)

61: my nemesis ruined karaoke night (w/ Mike Falzone)

60: we got too stoned on the pod again (w/ Will Witwer)

59: oops I banged all my roommates

58: cancelled by my ex bestie's diss track (w/ Rainie & Will)

57: revenge of the scorned cheater (w/ Jonny Cakes)

56: catastrophic sexy text (w/ Kwesi James)

55: booty call panic attack (w/ Kelsey Darragh)

54: my roommate sh*t on the floor (w/ Geoffrey James)

53: Hot Girl Summer Goes Too Far... (w/ Jay Putnam)

52: Masterminding My Bestie's Breakup (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

51: Secret Sex Dungeon At Grandma’s House (w/ HBO LAX)

50: How To Bang The Plant Store Guy (w/ Kittens)

49: Decoding Drunk Texts From My One Night Stand (w/ Rainie & Will)

48: Accidentally Frenching My Best Friends Crush (w/ Eric Striffler)

47: LARPing In The Bedroom (w/ Very Gay Paint)

46: Sociopathic Surprise Party (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)

45: Arrested By The Booty Patrol (w/ Hassan Khadair)

44: Locked Out Of My Dorm Naked (w/ Rainie & Will)

43: Nanny Cam Caught My Boss Cheating (w/ Ben Cahn & Emil DeRosa)

42: My Secret Sugar Daddy & The Potential BF

41: Roommate's Dead Rat In The Freezer (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

40: My Cheating Ex Still Texts My Mom (w/ Jena Friedman)

39: Kinkshaming My Best Friend's Dad (w/ Sarah Schauer)

38: Sexiest Tinder Bio Of All Time (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

37: Framed For Shaving With My Roomates Razor (w/ Michael Cruz Kayne)

36: Childhood Bully Wants To Be Besties (w/ Stanzi Potenza)

35: Dominatrix Seeking Day Job (w/ Amir Blumenfeld)

34: Catsitter Convicts Cheating Daddy (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Zach Noe Towers)

33: Secretly Boinking My Best Friend's Brother (w/ Kwesi James)

32: Secondhand Horny at the Jiffy Lube (w/ Trevor Evarts)

31: Insurrection At My Sorority (w/ Will Witwer)

30: Never Been Kissed (w/ Alan Starzinski)

29: I'm A Daddy Now (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

28: Revenge Against My Landlord's Son (w/ Sidney Raskind)

27: Tazing My Friend For Funsies (w/ Sequoia Holmes)

26: Ass Eating Disaster (w/ Zach Kornfeld)

25: Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

24: I Sabotaged Family Christmas At 3am

23: Being Horny Is Not A Crime (w/ Keith Habersberger)

22: Hot Girl Tummy Issues (w/ Geoffrey James)

21: Is It Bad To Bang My Ex-Boyfriend (w/ Becky Habersberger)

20: Gaslighting My Toxic Roommates (w/ Will Witwer)

19: Strategically Spicing Up Your Sex Life (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

18: Conspiring Against My Baby Niece (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)

17: Catfishing My Wife (w/ Eric Striffler)

16: Ghosted By My Dream Girl (w/ Garrick Bernard)

15: She’s Just Jealous Of My Girlboss Grindset

14: My Toxic Boss's Baby Shower (w/ Kelsey Darragh)

13: Citizens Arresting My Moaning Neighbor (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

12: Rooming With My Nude Ex-Boyfriend (w/ Jay Putnam)

11: Kissing My Karate Sensei

10: Garlic Breath Boyfriend (w/ Rainie Toll)

9: We Got Too Stoned For The Podcast

8: Hooking Up At The Craft Store (w/ Arisce Wanzer)

7: Cockblocked By My Dog

6: Having A Baby Without Being Cringe (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

5: Trauma Dump Truck

4: Hostel Hookup Disaster (w/ Eric Striffler)

3: Uncovering A Horrendous Secret (w/ Will Witwer)

2: Humiliated By My Boss (w/ Eugene Lee Yang)

1: Get Kissed Quick Scheme (w/ Will Witwer)

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