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Pessimistic at Best — 180 episodes
Finding Our Zen or Whatever
We're Off the Stuff
We've Been to the Year 3000
It's Really Hard to Be Alive
Can I Interest You in a Glass of Milk?
U-Haul
A New Bombshell Has Entered the Villa
To Be Cringe Is to Be Free
Mint and Chocolate
Reality TV Pilled
The Best Places to Cry on Campus
A Pink Lamborghini
Stuff vs. Things
Celebrity Thinkpiece
Is This Thing On?
Bring Back Crossover Episodes
We’re All Afraid Our Kids Will Be Losers
The Breakfast Industrial Complex
Novelty Snacks
A Biggie for Your Troubles
Sexy Unique Restaurant
The Waterpark Capital of the World
Wrestling Is the Straight Man’s Drag
Just Scan the QR Code on the Table
Feeling Insecure About My Water Bottle
Leaving It All on the Field
Seafood Boil Mukbang
Gleek Hive Rise Up
Breakfast Is Thrust Upon You
Death of the Mainstream
When Your Pants Get a Little Loose at the Knees
You Seem Tired
Becoming a Better Person
What’s up with Delaware?
Weaponized Incompetence
The Quest to Become a Morning Person
What Your Cracked iPhone Says About You
We're Not Friends We're Business Partners
Concert Etiquette
9 Beers, 9 Hotdogs, 9 Innings
Autumn's Rebrand
The Man Behind the Curtain
Nature's Still Got It
This Year We're Acting Hot
Not Going to Let a Man Tell Me What to Do
Brat Summer
Standing on Business
For the Love of the Game
I Love Limes
I Hate White Rabbits
We Contain Multitudes
Closing Time
Death Penalty
Open Campus Lunch
iPad Kids
With the Works
Who Invented Nicknames
Watch This Space!
We Used to Have Class
Super Fresh
Choose Your Own Destiny
Ketchup or Mustard
Locked In
Slay the House Boots Down
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Internet Couple
Who Are We to Say?
Midwestern Casserole
Hell on Wheels
Pickle in the Fridge
Two Hours in Calabasas
Mother Knows Best
Girls Just Want to Play Outside
Funk It Up
F*ck Ass Bob
This One's for My Non-Sporty Girls
Only Child Syndrome
Where the Hell Have You Been, Loca?
Irrational Fear of Teens
Feeling Strong and Brave
Just a Girl and Her Dental Fillings
Sore Loser
24K Magic in the Air
Naked Bike Ride
America's Favorite Pastime
Barefoot-Boy Summer
It's Not a Proper Doctor's Office Unless There's a Fish Tank
Slap a Label on Me
Money Does Buy Happiness
Drive Your Tractor to School Day
TV Is for Intellectuals
Bopping Around for Drinks and Snacks
The Girl Who Never Shuts Up About Study Abroad
Drunk on Spring and Sudafed
Number Two
Justice for Anne Hathaway
Somebody Call the Locksmith
Girls Can Have a Little Hangxiety as a Treat
We Stand with Renters
Inviting Strangers Over for Dinner
A Festivus for the Rest of Us
In His Flop Era
That Wasn't on My 2022 Bingo Card
The “R” Word
Susan’s Applehole
Do You Think of Me Differently Now That I Have a Ring Light?
Fight or Flight
A Crazy Amount of Squash
Camp Girls Who Can’t Swim
Living in Abundance
Chronically Online
Running My Silly Little Errands
Crying in Public
Being More Intentional or Whatever
Hot People with Tummy Aches
Computer Games Raised Us
The Crushing Weight of Existing Online
Sitting Next to Someone at the Airport is Brave
You Literally Can’t Go Home If It’s the Weekend
Life? She’s Messy!
Water Is Not a Beverage
Just a Couple of Gals Doing Local Things
Meet Me at the Impound Lot
She’s Not a Regular Art Teacher, She’s a Cool Art Teacher
A Bout of Seasonal Depression or Whatever
Stay at Home Dad
Be My Valentine
Um, We Don’t Get It
The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree
Should We Move to Chicago?
The Year of Like, Realizing Things
And Just Like That...
Health Insurance Is Always Good
An Entire Year of Complaining On-Air
Art Actually Isn’t Dead
So, We’re Thinking About Getting a Roomba
Two Rotisserie Chickens, Please
Nothing like a Little Hangxiety on a Sunday
Was It Life-Changing?
Early Bird Gets the Worm, or Whatever
Flannel for Fall? Groundbreaking
Phone, Keys, Wallet
Just the Two of Us
Taking Pics at the Apple Store
Venice, Vegas, or the Wisconsin Dells?
She's BIG Busy
We’ve Got the Runs
Did you miss me? Be Honest!
Sayonara, Suckers!
No Flights, Lots of Feelings
Booked and Busy
H.A.G.S.
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Quarter Life Crisis Coming in Hot
Ok, But Like Why Do Bugs Exist
When Life Gives You Lemons, Apply For Grad School
Til Death Do Us Part
Are We Adults Yet?
Jill of All Trades
Paralysis by Analysis
They Hate to See a Girlboss Winning
Sam’s Cookin’
You Got Eczema?
We Just Really Love the Internet
The Death of Our Egos
Wish Us a Happy Anniversary, Or Else!
Milkshakes and Bad Dates
Not My President
Thank a Nurse Today
Big Girl Decisions Are Being Made
Hey, Metal Mouth!
We Can't Talk Right Now, We're Doing Hot Girl Shit
Not Another New Year's Resolution
What Are Your Intentions?
Sneaking Out and Making Art
Be Fucking Nice and Tip Your Server
Trauma Bonds Us
I Left My Heart at Akira Toki Middle School
These Are a Few of My Favorite Things
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