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Pessimistic at Best — 180 episodes

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1

Finding Our Zen or Whatever

2

We're Off the Stuff

3

We've Been to the Year 3000

4

It's Really Hard to Be Alive

5

Can I Interest You in a Glass of Milk?

6

U-Haul

7

A New Bombshell Has Entered the Villa

8

To Be Cringe Is to Be Free

9

Mint and Chocolate

10

Reality TV Pilled

11

The Best Places to Cry on Campus

12

A Pink Lamborghini

13

Stuff vs. Things

14

Celebrity Thinkpiece

15

Is This Thing On?

16

Bring Back Crossover Episodes

17

We’re All Afraid Our Kids Will Be Losers

18

The Breakfast Industrial Complex

19

Novelty Snacks

20

A Biggie for Your Troubles

21

Sexy Unique Restaurant

22

The Waterpark Capital of the World

23

Wrestling Is the Straight Man’s Drag

24

Just Scan the QR Code on the Table

25

Feeling Insecure About My Water Bottle

26

Leaving It All on the Field

27

Seafood Boil Mukbang

28

Gleek Hive Rise Up

29

Breakfast Is Thrust Upon You

30

Death of the Mainstream

31

When Your Pants Get a Little Loose at the Knees

32

You Seem Tired

33

Becoming a Better Person

34

What’s up with Delaware?

35

Weaponized Incompetence

36

The Quest to Become a Morning Person

37

What Your Cracked iPhone Says About You

38

We're Not Friends We're Business Partners

39

Concert Etiquette

40

9 Beers, 9 Hotdogs, 9 Innings

41

Autumn's Rebrand

42

The Man Behind the Curtain

43

Nature's Still Got It

44

This Year We're Acting Hot

45

Not Going to Let a Man Tell Me What to Do

46

Brat Summer

47

Standing on Business

48

For the Love of the Game

49

I Love Limes

50

I Hate White Rabbits

51

We Contain Multitudes

52

Closing Time

53

Death Penalty

54

Open Campus Lunch

55

iPad Kids

56

With the Works

57

Who Invented Nicknames

58

Watch This Space!

59

We Used to Have Class

60

Super Fresh

61

Choose Your Own Destiny

62

Ketchup or Mustard

63

Locked In

64

Slay the House Boots Down

65

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

66

Internet Couple

67

Who Are We to Say?

68

Midwestern Casserole

69

Hell on Wheels

70

Pickle in the Fridge

71

Two Hours in Calabasas

72

Mother Knows Best

73

Girls Just Want to Play Outside

74

Funk It Up

75

F*ck Ass Bob

76

This One's for My Non-Sporty Girls

77

Only Child Syndrome

78

Where the Hell Have You Been, Loca?

79

Irrational Fear of Teens

80

Feeling Strong and Brave

81

Just a Girl and Her Dental Fillings

82

Sore Loser

83

24K Magic in the Air

84

Naked Bike Ride

85

America's Favorite Pastime

86

Barefoot-Boy Summer

87

It's Not a Proper Doctor's Office Unless There's a Fish Tank

88

Slap a Label on Me

89

Money Does Buy Happiness

90

Drive Your Tractor to School Day

91

TV Is for Intellectuals

92

Bopping Around for Drinks and Snacks

93

The Girl Who Never Shuts Up About Study Abroad

94

Drunk on Spring and Sudafed

95

Number Two

96

Justice for Anne Hathaway

97

Somebody Call the Locksmith

98

Girls Can Have a Little Hangxiety as a Treat

99

We Stand with Renters

100

Inviting Strangers Over for Dinner

101

A Festivus for the Rest of Us

102

In His Flop Era

103

That Wasn't on My 2022 Bingo Card

104

The “R” Word

105

Susan’s Applehole

106

Do You Think of Me Differently Now That I Have a Ring Light?

107

Fight or Flight

108

A Crazy Amount of Squash

109

Camp Girls Who Can’t Swim

110

Living in Abundance

111

Chronically Online

112

Running My Silly Little Errands

113

Crying in Public

114

Being More Intentional or Whatever

115

Hot People with Tummy Aches

116

Computer Games Raised Us

117

The Crushing Weight of Existing Online

118

Sitting Next to Someone at the Airport is Brave

119

You Literally Can’t Go Home If It’s the Weekend

120

Life? She’s Messy!

121

Water Is Not a Beverage

122

Just a Couple of Gals Doing Local Things

123

Meet Me at the Impound Lot

124

She’s Not a Regular Art Teacher, She’s a Cool Art Teacher

125

A Bout of Seasonal Depression or Whatever

126

Stay at Home Dad

127

Be My Valentine

128

Um, We Don’t Get It

129

The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree

130

Should We Move to Chicago?

131

The Year of Like, Realizing Things

132

And Just Like That...

133

Health Insurance Is Always Good

134

An Entire Year of Complaining On-Air

135

Art Actually Isn’t Dead

136

So, We’re Thinking About Getting a Roomba

137

Two Rotisserie Chickens, Please

138

Nothing like a Little Hangxiety on a Sunday

139

Was It Life-Changing?

140

Early Bird Gets the Worm, or Whatever

141

Flannel for Fall? Groundbreaking

142

Phone, Keys, Wallet

143

Just the Two of Us

144

Taking Pics at the Apple Store

145

Venice, Vegas, or the Wisconsin Dells?

146

She's BIG Busy

147

We’ve Got the Runs

148

Did you miss me? Be Honest!

149

Sayonara, Suckers!

150

No Flights, Lots of Feelings

151

Booked and Busy

152

H.A.G.S.

153

Planes, Trains & Automobiles

154

Quarter Life Crisis Coming in Hot

155

Ok, But Like Why Do Bugs Exist

156

When Life Gives You Lemons, Apply For Grad School

157

Til Death Do Us Part

158

Are We Adults Yet?

159

Jill of All Trades

160

Paralysis by Analysis

161

They Hate to See a Girlboss Winning

162

Sam’s Cookin’

163

You Got Eczema?

164

We Just Really Love the Internet

165

The Death of Our Egos

166

Wish Us a Happy Anniversary, Or Else!

167

Milkshakes and Bad Dates

168

Not My President

169

Thank a Nurse Today

170

Big Girl Decisions Are Being Made

171

Hey, Metal Mouth!

172

We Can't Talk Right Now, We're Doing Hot Girl Shit

173

Not Another New Year's Resolution

174

What Are Your Intentions?

175

Sneaking Out and Making Art

176

Be Fucking Nice and Tip Your Server

177

Trauma Bonds Us

178

I Left My Heart at Akira Toki Middle School

179

These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

180

A Podcast for Complainers, by Complainers