All Episodes
Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank — 175 episodes
The Gentleman is DEAD (ft. Xav Trudeau, Trayvis Swelce, Blake Lively, OBSESSION, Will Arnett & Jason Bateman)
An Episode About Sports (ft. Taylor Swift, Timothee Chalamet, The Beckhams, Justin Trudeau, Katy Perry, Tyra Banks and NUNS🙏)
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You’re Doing Amazing, Smoothie (ft. Spencer Pratt, Taylor Swift, Hudson Williams, Rosie O’Donnell, Gwyneth Paltrow, Keke Palmer & Cynthia Erivo)
BUSHY AND BULBOUS (ft. Travis & Taylor, Anne Hathaway’s face, Taylor Swift’s Bangs, Katy Perry and Trudaddy)
hot-daddy-abs (ft. Alex vs Alix, Bethnny Frankel vs Shoes, James Charles vs Regular People, Kevin Jonas, Kendall Jenner & Jacob Elordi)
Eveningmaxxing (ft. Spencer Pratt, Rihanna, Chrissy Teigen, Spice Girls, Lemon Girl & Poopmaxxing💩)
Who Let The Nips Out? (ft. The Met Gala, Blake Lively & Justin Baldoni, Madonna and N0rth W3st)
The King Of (producing) Pop w/ Humberto Gatica
Raised by Rosie O’Donnell w/ Spencer West
Justin Time for Coachella w/ Xav Trudeau AGAIN!
Let’s go Back…Back To The Beginning… w/ Talan Torreiro & Morgan Smith from Laguna Beach
My Lovely Lady Lumps (ft. Tate McRae, Celine Dion, The Backstreet Boys, Nickelback, Jake Shane, Travis & Taylor and Jon Bernthal vs.Naps)
Rock Your Bodycam (ft. Justin Timberlake, Taylor Frankie Paul, Chappell Roan & Meghan Markle)
I Need A Big Cuddle (ft. Evening Club, The Oscars, The Pussycat Dolls & Groundskeeper Willy)
A Dying Art… A Potent Fart (ft. Timothee Chalamet, Harry Styles, Kylie Jenner & Donna Kelce)
An Official MAN w/ Xav Trudeau
Glitter & Bronze w/ Olympic Medallist Piper Gilles
Rippin This Sh*t 🔥🤯🔥(ft. Killa Trav, Taylor Swift, Tyra Banks, Spencer Pratt, Ana Wintour & Hilary Duff)
Puerto Rico Down w/ Sutton Stracke
Lipsync For Your LIFE w/ Milli Vanilli’s Fab Morvan
Buckets of Dumb Dumb Juice (ft. Harry Styles, Taylor Swift, Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, Sydney Sweeney & Victoria Beckham)
End It Like Beckham (ft. Brooklyn Beckham, Hilary & Hailey Duff, JLo, The Glambot Guy & Elle Fanning’s Short King)
LET THEM… go to The Golden Globes! (ft. Heated Rivalry, The Beckhams, Leonardi Dicaprio & Nikki Glaser)
Calling All Toxic Moms w/ Abbey Sharp
Face Down, Booty Up Into 2026
Hoe Hoe Hoes, Merry Christmas! w/ Matt Rogers
Circle Back Energy w/ Joey McIntyre
“I’ve Never Seen A Kardashian” w/ Molly Burke (ft. Heated Rivalry, Katy & Justin, The Golden Globes)
Big Momma’s Holiday Kickoff! (w/ Harry and Meghan, Hilary Duff, J Crew’s Pink Sweater & Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Gift Guide)
The Hunting Wife w/ Katie Lowes
Entertain ME Tonight w/ Cheryl Hickey
Sexiest Podcast A-LIVE! FROM VICTORIA! w/Jay Malinowski
Life Is A Cabaret! w/ Countess Luann
A HOUSE DIVIDED (ft. Blue Jays vs Dodgers, Jessi vs Evan, Katy and Justin, Jeremy Allen White & Halloween!!)
Feel This Moment w/ Chantal Kreviazuk LIVE!
Jeans on a Boat (ft. Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau, King Kylie, Laguna Beach & Taylor Swift)
Low Tier Swifties w/ Taylor Swift Scholar Crystal Haryanto
Heartbreak Feels Good In A Place Like This (ft. Bad Bunny, Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban, Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco, The Golden Bachelor and Sydney Sweeney)
Comedians In Cars Getting Cancelled w/ Whitney Cummings
That’s (too) Hot (ft. The Emmys, Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne, Coachella & Taylor Swift vs Blake Lively)
K-Pop Demon Scammers (ft. the VMA’s, Gaylor Swift, Unknown Number, Glen Powell & Cardi B)
SEASON 3 Is Not For The Pearl Clutchers (ft. Jason My Producer, Sabrina Carpenter, Ciara, Sydney Sweeney & Scooter Braun)
Emergency Episode: Baby She Said YES! w/ Taylor Swift Scholar Crystal Haryanto
In An MMMBop… We're Skinny w/ Dietitian Abbey Sharp (ft. Taylor Swift, Hanson, Jonas Brothers & Fake Justin Bieber)
The Life Of A Hunting Wife w/ Katie Lowes (ft. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce)
A Little More Better w/ Jessi’s BFFs (ft The Backstreet Boys at The Sphere, Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry, Justin Timberlake and Kim Kardashian)
Jessi Cruickshank Has Ok Genes (ft. Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry, Travis Kelce & Bad Bunny, Sacha Baron Cohen, Justin Timberlake and Sydney Sweeney)
COLDPLAY WARM HEART (ft. Astronomer CEO, Stephen Colbert, Pacey & Joey and Justin Bieber)
It's Your F*ing Birthday w/ Taylor Swift Scholar, Crystal Haryanto (ft Justin Bieber, Jeremy Allen White & The Backstreet Boys)
Step Into Magic (ft. Jennifer Aniston & Jennifer Aniston’s hypnotist, Ashley Tisdale, Charlize Theron & Anne Hathaway)
Here Comes Honey Labubu w/ “Labubu Queen” Kelly Ann Shuman (ft. P.Diddy, Lauren Sanchez Beso & Miley Cyrus)
Sizzling Chemistry (ft. Justin Bieber, Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez, Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom, Justin Baldoni, Beyonce & Evan)
Why So Sexy If So Dumb? (ft. Sabrina Carpenter, Meghan Markle, Pedro Pascal (‘s lookalike), Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively & Alex Cooper)
ICYMI: Vulnerable JOY w/ Cat and Nat
Money. Power. Bleach Blonde Hair. (ft. Heidiwood, Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, Brad Pitt & "Moana Girl")
Chia Seeds & Pickled Beets w/ Ilana Glazer (ft. Lindsay Lohan, Hailey & Justin Bieber, Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner, JLo & Heidi Montag’s Wig)
RIP Jessica w/ Shawn Desman (ft. Jennifer, Michelle, Stephanie, Lisa, Laura, Karen & Katie)
The Holy Spirit Of Pitbull w/ Amanda Walsh (ft. Pitbull, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian, Halle Berry & Kimothee)
It’s Gonna Be May December (ft The Met Gala, Xav & Justin Trudeau, Bill Belichick and his chick, Katy Perry, Rihanna & Rihanna Jr Jr Jr)
A Lower Back Tattoo That Says “Good Charlotte” w/ Joel Madden
A Babygirl Moment (ft. Walton Goggins, Anne Hathaway, The Obamas, The Clooneys, Michelle Williams & Michelle Williams)
Snatched In Space (ft. Katy Perry & Blue Origin, Aimee Lou Wood vs SNL, Walton Goggins and Coachella)
The Mind of A Boy w/ Arkells’ Max Kerman (ft. Walton Goggins, Robert Irwin & Michelle Williams)
Whose Bed Have Your Thigh High Boots Been Under (ft. Benny Blanco & Selena Gomez, Prince William, Chappell Roan, Kesha and Pedro Pascal)
Hollaback Evan (ft. Pedro Pascal & Jennifer Aniston, Mariah Carey & Anderson Paak, Channing Tatum, White Sneakers and 2000’s Pop Girls)
Bad Bunny Baby (ft. The White Lotus, Gwynethée, Chris Evans vs Pedro Pascal, Cameos from Nikki Blonsky and Snow White)
Divorce Dust (ft. Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner, Blake Lively & Anna Kendrick, Timothee & Kylie, Gigi Hadid & Bradley Cooper, Meghan Markle, Brian Littrell and Evan)
With Love, Jessi (ft. The Oscars, Meghan Duchess of Sussex & Katy Perry)
Slutty Little Loafers (ft. Timothee Chalamet, Xavier Trudeau, Luigi Mangione, Lady Gaga & The White Lotus)
Reheating The Nachos (ft. SNL 50, Beyonce, The Backstreet Boys and The Cyber Truck)
Apple Bottom Jeans, Smurfs With The Fur (ft. Kendrick Lamar, Trayvis Swelce, Rihanna, Adam Brody & Blippi)
All The Boob Things (ft. The Grammys, David Beckham, Ryan Reynolds vs Justin Baldoni & Pitbull)
A Touch Of Ballad (ft. Blake vs Justin, Heidi vs LC, Taylor & Travis, Cardi B and Xavier Trudeau)
Air-Horny in Punta Cana (ft. Carrie Underwood, Brooke Shields, Melania Trump’s hat, Harry and Meghan)
Stream Superficial! (ft. Heidi & Spencer, Mandy Moore, Carrie Underwood, Mark Zuckerberg & Allison Holker)
It Ends With A Lawsuit (ft. Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, Meghan Markle, Nikki Glaser, Glinda & Elphaba)
A Swiftmas Miracle w/ Santa
Holding Space for Good Charlotte w/ Joel Madden
Make the Yuletide Gay w/ Clay Aiken
Netflix and NO CHILL w/ Lindsay Lohan (AND Chad Michael Murray, Lacey Chabert, Kristin Chenoweth & Dustin Milligan)
How The Jingle Is Made w/ Jay Malinowski (ft. The Sexiest Man, The Grammy Noms & The P*ssy Posse)
Nauseously Optimistic w/ journalist Rachel Gilmore (ft. Martha Stewart, Ethan Slater & The Sexiest Men ALIVE)
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House (ft. Rihanna, Beyonce, Giselle, Timothee, Zoe, Channing & HANSON)
Witch, Please! (ft. Andrew Garfield, Ariana vs Elvira, North, Kim & Liam Payne)
Spilling The Boba Tea (ft. Simu Liu, Ariana Grande, Celine Dion, Nicole vs Salma)
Don’t Worry, BEjeweled (ft. Taylor & Travis, Adam Brody, Bieber & P. Diddy)
Poo Aesthetic (ft. Ellen, Ariana, SpongeBob, Lana & Pacey)
NICOLE IS TRASH w/ Selling Sunset’s Nicole Young
The Sussex Survivors Club (ft. Harry & Meghan, Ben & Jlo, JT & Diddy)
Calling All Childless Cat Ladies (ft. Taylor, Katy, Jlo, Donald & Kamala)
Pumpkin Spice P*nis w/ Matt Barr, The Man with the World’s Biggest Penis
DUMB & HORNY (ft. Bennifer, Bieber & Jeremy Allen White)
A Demure Divorce w/ Olympic Gymnast Shallon Olsen
A Series of Side Quests
Olympic Flame...ing Hot Takes!
Let The (Very Gay) Games Begin!
Your Voicemail IS Brat
It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To w/ TikToker V Spehar
Sax on the Beach, Poop in the Hamptons
Wet Hot Summer w/ Heidi Montag
Vulnerable JOY w/ Cat and Nat
“What Tour? The World Tour.” w/ Sofia Camara
Hot Rat Boy Summer
F*** Me Up Florida
Laughing, Crying & Drizzling w/ Ilana Glazer
Love Do Cost A Thing w/ Even The Rich’s Brooke & Aricia
A Very Meaty (hip hop) Beef
Mothers and Friends w/ Jessi’s Mom
Smells Like Satsuma
The Tortured Billionaires Department w/ KNIX founder Joanna Griffiths
Airhorny in Cabo
Total Eclipse of the Eggplant
COWBOY CRUICKSHANK
Airplane Rides and Plain White Guys
Jessi Cruickshank featuring *NSYNC
Forgive Me or Forget Me w/ Heidi Montag
Naked in Saskatchewan with Debra DiGiovanni
The People Vs Franklin the Turtle with a Paparazzi
Canadian Girl Doll with Only Fans’ Elle Brooke
BIG OAF ENERGY with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard
Chaos Queens with Alyssa Mastromonaco
Dad Pop with Scheana Shay
On Wednesdays We Wear Pink Eye with Whitney Port
Just Duvet It with NSYNC’s Chris Kirkpatrick
The Golden Divorce with The Birds Papaya
New Year, Same Elder Millennial Me with Dan Levy
ICYMI: I Peaked in 2009 with Shenae Grimes
ICYMI: A Very Horny Christmas with Matt Rogers
It’s Been A Year with… YOU!
December Dong with Jillian Harris
Old Tweets and Separate Sheets with Martyn Lawrence Bullard
Throwback: Hot Divorce Summer with Shawn Desman
A Very Horny Christmas with Matt Rogers
NONE OF YOUR BAD A$$ BUSINESS with Selling Sunset’s Mary Bonnet
Hard Nipples & Hard Seltzer with Bachelor Villain Courtney Robertson
If U Seek A Book with Britney Expert Jordan Miller
I Peaked in 2009 with Shenae Grimes-Beech
Trumpster Fire with Alyssa Mastromonaco
Do I Have To Like Football Now? With RHONY’s Jessel Taank
ANON PLS w. Guest Co-Host Deux Moi
Call Me Maybe... A Voicemail BONANZA!
Just Give Me Some Smirnoff with Fefe Dobson
When You Wish Upon A Child Star with Alyson Stoner
IT’S TIME TO PLAY… with Dan Levy, Chris Kirkpatrick, Cat & Nat, Whitney Port and MORE!
Everyone’s F*ing The Nanny with Celebrity Divorce Lawyer James Sexton
A casual STAKEOUT with PAPARAZZI Cesar Pena
Hot Divorce Summer with Shawn Desman
F**K It, Let’s Do It LIVE from Just For Laughs with Debra DiGiovanni
Let MATTEL You Something About Selling Sunset’s Bre Tiesi
Hollywood is an ELECTRIC CIRCUS with Amanda Walsh
MEN ARE PIGS! with Bob The Drag Queen
Throwback: The Spirit of Pitbull with Madison Tevlin
Crack Is Wack with Selling Sunset’s Nicole Young
They Can Cry In A Ferrari with Only Fans’ Elle Brooke
White Claw is My Boyfriend with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard
Drag Queen Story Time with Priyanka
Bad A$$ Business B*TCHES with Selling Sunset’s Amanza Smith
Sex (tapes) and The City with Whitney Port
Feel the Rain On Your Bong with Whitney Port
“The Original Homewrecker” with Vanderpump Rules’ Scheana Shay
Love Your Body-ody-ody with The Birds Papaya
MAN THINGS with Arkells’ Max Kerman
I’m A Slave 4 Nickelback with a Britney Superfan
Brazilian Butt Dialing a Plastic Surgeon
The Spirit of Pitbull with Madison Tevlin
Bras on Ice with Elvis Stojko
Bone Broth and Boners with Cat & Nat
What You DIDN’T See At The Oscars with Louis Virtel
God Must Have Spent A Little More Time on CHRIS KIRKPATRICK
Living The Tweenage Dream with A TWEEN
A Wiggle Down Under with THE HOT WIGGLE
Give ‘Em Schitt with Dan Levy
“HARD TRUTHS” with Dan Levy
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