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Address All Complaints to John
Homeowner Probs
We Have A LOT of Catching Up to Do
Back from KC
If You're Listening to This, We're On the Road to Kansas City
This Was Supposed to Go Up Last Week, My Bad
March Has Arrived
We've Got a Full House!
John's Back on the Road
How Do You Waste a Day?
Can We Get John To Play Wordle?
Fighting the Sunday Scaries
A Merry Holiday Episode
A New Season Begins!
Thankful for 200 Episodes
Dos A Cero!
John's Moment of Truth
Back from the Windy City
Chicago Week!
We're Going Back to Back
Exciting Things Are Happening!
Keep Guilting Cody Into Doing the Show With Us!
A Test Like No Other
John's Getting Ready to Do Some Cool Stuff Let's Talk About It
This is 30
Why is Trash TV So Good?
If John Asks, This Went Up Last Week
But Why Are Rich People Going to Space?
Sorry We Don't Have Food
Go Out There and Get It, Young Kings and Queens
Daddy's Back!
John Needs to Work Less, Watch Love Island More
Fake Uncle SZN
Baby Watch 2K21 Continues
Of Course We Don't Stick to Our Outline
We Should Totally Buy A Bar
Our First Real "Normal" Weekend
Talking TikTok and Sleeping Better
An Episode of Sports Talk!
Embracing the Reset
The Struggles of Home Ownership
Late Night in Austria
We Uploaded This Late to Frustrate Our Guest (with Michael Terry)
March On Our Minds
Another Two-Man Show for You Jerks
The Continued Adventures of Florida John
This One's for Michael Terry
Cold Shower Bois
We Should Have Bought GameStop Stock
Mastering the Five S's
Listen to How Old John Sounds Now
We Got a Bunch of Presents!
Three Men & (SOON!) A Baby
Christmas is Next Week?!
Misadventures in DoorDashing
Getting in the Holiday Spirit
Building John's Ultimate Man Cave
The Travels of John Terry
Was There Anything Big That Happened This Week?
We're All Very Anxious
We're Going to Start Trying More
A New Season
Three Years of Phoning It In
The Whole Gang is Back Together
Cactus Jack Sent Me
A Classic John & Michael Mess-Around
The Most Important Pod of the Day
Birthday Week is Over
We've Had a Week, Guys
Welcome To Q-Tine House
Keep Picking 'Em Up and Putting 'Em Down
'Oh God, John's Power Drinking'
This One is a Little All Over the Place, But I Like It
The Karens Have Gone Mad
The Story of the Flying Club Head
Sorry We're Late
Can We Please Just Have a Normal Week Sometime Soon?
A Boomtown Brewing Taste Test
Just Go Watch Parasite Already
Are Sports Better With Fake Fans?
How Are We Keeping Ourselves From Going Crazy?
Sometimes You Just Need to Go Get Iced Coffee
Sweet Home Chicago
We Aren't in College Anymore
Maybe One Day We Can Be Influencers
This Show Was Originally Called The Phoning It In
We Had to Record This Three Times
We've Resorted To Watching 24 Year Old Games
Listen To This While You Play Video Games
What Are We Supposed To Do Now?
Time for Cody to Save Walmart
It's March!
Who Wants Some Deep DIsh?
Baby's First DoorDash
Putting Our Useless Knowledge to the Test
The Kobe Episode
You Got Any Games on Your Phone?
We Let John Go On Some Dad Rants
Signs That We're Getting Older
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