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73. Dr. Phil Gaslit Me Into Being a Narcissist!

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72. Blue Hawaii :(

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71. The Zodiac Killer!

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70. The Great Recession (AKA Crash Into Me)

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69. Black Panther Party for Self Defense!

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68. Gender Reveal!

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67. Essential Oil (And Vinegar)

108

66. No War But Secret War (AKA "What We Do Is Secret, Secret" - The CIA, Probably)

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65. Space Malibu (Feat. Penguins in Bikinis)

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64. Sex & The Capitalist City

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63. Kornspiracy!

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62. Super Smashface Bros. (AKA Social [Media] Distortion!)

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61. Commune Feel the Noise

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60. Who Arted In Here?! (AKA He Who Smelt it Dealt it)

115

59. And Iran, Iran So Far Away

116

58. The War on Drugs is a War on Us

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57. E! Entertainment Blues

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56. Grow, Baby, Grow!

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55. Credit Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

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54. It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, it’s…Operation Condor!

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53. How To Change Someone's Mind in 10 Steps or Less!

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52. Happiness Is a Warm Pun

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51. Alan Mask Wants to Impregnate Mars

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50. Don't Go Chasing Watersheds

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49. We Will NOT Adopt Your Baby!

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48. Haunted and Loving It

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47. Need For Speed(y Fashion)

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46. Revisiting Utopia

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45. Radio Free Whatever

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44. Love Fraud Island

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43. North Atlantic Treaty Disorganization

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42. Who's Hot, Who's Not?

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41. You Better Work!

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40. The Government Wants to Torture Your Teens

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39. ACAB Includes Quirky Geniuses at Police Crime Labs

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38. Garbage Gravy and Other Things You Can Make With Your Toilet Brush!

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37. Module Mayhem

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36. I Love the Smell of Commerce in the Morning!

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35. The FBI Man In Your Computer!

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34. Bitcoin -- It's Like Regular Money, But It Wears JNCOs!

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33. Unionize the Trolls to Fight Elon Musk

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32. Show Me the Money!

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31. American Psycho Groupie Cocaine Crazy!

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30. Playing the Gig

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29. Don't You Want Somebody to Love?

146

28. The CIA’s Plot to Destroy Fidel Castro’s Beard!

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27. Upzone This!

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148

26. 1-877-COPS-4-KIDS

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25. I Just Can Drive 55

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24. Heaven Is Not Having to Worry About Paying Your Phone Bill

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23. Sixteen Personality Types & All of Them Are Maladjusted!

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22. Miss Universal Healthcare

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21. Who Profits From Our Fear?

154

20. Anti-Tipping Society of America!

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19. Free Craigslist 4 President!

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18. Google LASD Gangs

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17. Vanlife & Other Dystopian Late Capitalist Nightmares!

158

16. ICE, ICE Baby

159

15. $1 Trillion Coin Heist

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14. UTOPIA...OR ELSE!

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13. It's Nice to Be Smart, But It's Smart to Be Nice

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12. Serf Punks vs. Capitalism

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11. Big Oil Wants to Psy-Op You into the Boom Boom Room

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10. Oh My God, Just Give People Houses Already

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9. The Racist Ghost in the Machine

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8. Olympic Tank Brigade

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7. All of Our Grandpas Are Creeps

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6. Big Gun Starring Nicholas Cage

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5. Keep Your Community Safe, Abolish Your Local Prison

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4. Take the Subway to the Anarchist Moon Utopia

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3. Everyone In Power Has Lead Poisoning

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2. The 420/69 Work Week

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1. The Grass is Always Greener

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