All Episodes

Borrowed Golf Clubs

Pickleball Talent Audit

Your Kid Can't Graduate

Supermom Hotline

The Ticklish Manager

Gently Used Underwear For Sale

Bring Your Own Steak (BYOS)

Help Me Open a Marble Store

Pike Pranks His Wife On Her Birthday

Unlimited Car Washes

Guitar Lessons

Free Load of Potatoes

Leap Year Insurance

Valentine's Day "Cat Bouquet"

I Think I Have Your Wallet

Smooth Detection

Uncle Bongos

The Ol' Plow Horse

Our Company is Better Than Yours

Welcome to the Amazon Platinum Club

Whoops We Messed Up Your Boat

"I Know Who You Are"

Stop Stinking Up the Breakroom

This dad wants to bring his son and his friends to the doctor for a birthday party

Drunk Concrete Worker

Those Hideuous Pumpkins Need To Go

This pet burial company is offering a deal: cremate a pet fish and get one for free

Delivery driver steals package for his son's birthday

Tow truck driver wants to drive the car he towed to the casino

This guy is obsessed with taking pictures of clouds

This restaurant is offering a very interesting redo service

Josh Duhamel look alike contestant

This Uber driver has a missing spider in her car

His wedding shoes are making some weird noises

Phone store assistant almost calls the cops on Pike

Her neighbors are complaining about her putting up fall decorations too early

This husband has a "fishy" present for his wife's birthday

Mumbling salesmen make this customer very angry because he cannot underestand them

She's not getting the apartment because she is "stanky"

This man had some weird things in his backpack that he lost

DJ Pancake creates a song for a new bride and groom

This pizza shop has a call about renting pizzas

His brand new car sank in the ocean on the way to him

He's a Wheel of Fortune super fan and has his chance to be on the show

Back to school supply lists are getting crazy

There's a Snake Loose in the Neighborhood

They accidently installed cheese flavored cabinets in this guys house

The Verizon worker is asking some personal questions

She says she has good hygiene but her apartment complex says otherwise

This dad might not be qualified to coach his sons Tball team

Her husband is in charge of booking the entertainment for the family reunion

He thought he was caught calling in sick to work

He took his fish out of the tank and performed CPR

His friend needs recommendations for a silly clown job

She thought she was kissing his dad

She is having trouble selling her couch on Facebook marketplace

"Celebrity impersonators" wish him a happy birthday

His boat "New Kids On The Dock" is blocked in

She thought her son was communicating with animal sounds

He thought his son was graduating at Chuck E Cheese

She thought the band for her wedding was backing out

He's bald but just wants the haircut experience

This guy has motorcycle noise issues in his neighborhood

Pike is a TV remote repair man!

She has a crush on her boyfriends best friend!!

He steals beer mugs from restaurants!

How long was this in her laundry hamper?

When his toenails grow out, what does he do?

She can't kiss her husband anymore!

She accidently ate WHAT from her dog?

He's a Gross Grandpa

Three BRAND NEW Secrets!!!

My Husbands Likes to Wear His Apple Watch While We Have Sex

I Spelled My Coworkers Name Wrong & 'Congratulations' Wrong

I'm Married & Still Have a Roster

I Peed in the Laundry Basket When I Was Drunk

Dirty Little Secret 1/26/23

I'm Having an Affair With a Much Younger Women

I Look For Handymen on Tinder

I've Been Seeing a Girl But Only Know Her as "Thief River Falls"

I Gave My Mom a Lock of Cat Fur

Strategy to Get Out of Paying On Dates

I Put Strawberry Lube On Toast

She Clean the Toilet With His What?!

I Want To Kill Mice Humanly

I Take My Kids Gift Cards

Ear Wax Lip Balm

Tattooed My Hands to Spite My Mother-In-Law

I Make Fake Reservations at Restaurants

It WAS the Worst Date EVER

Carson Wentz Personalized an Autograph For "My Son"

She Peed On His Toothbrush

I Thanked a Chimo in My Book Acknowledgments

I Like to Sniff My Boyfriend's Armpits

I Lie About Going to the Gym to My Boyfriend

I Vacuumed Up My Mother in Law

I Accidentally Called Out an Ex-Boyfriend’s Name

I Leave Work to Use My Bathroom at Home

I Quit Smoking Because of My Lonely Neighbor

I Invited a Girl Over & Then Canceled

I Sent My Boss My FAKE Location

I Have a Male Best Friend & My Husband Doesn't Know

My GF is a Loud Eater

Take Food From the Donation Bin

My 6 Y/O Son Dented the Neighbors Van With His Scooter

My GF Think She Uses Less WiFi If She Has the Volume Low

My Husband Refuses to Let the Cat Sleep in our Bedroom at Night

My Password is My Wife’s Birthday

I Broke Up with My GF Because I Said My Ex's Name

I'm the Reason My Husband Doesn't Drink Anymore

I Move My Mother In Law's Bookmarks

I Run an OnlyFans Feet Account Under the Assumption that I'm Female

I Empty Milk in Order to Leave House

I Made a New Account to Interact with My Ex Husband

I Nap During Time Allocated For Training

My 70+ Year Old Neighbor is Addicted to Porn

I Let My Wife Win When We Play Wii So I Can Get Sex Later

My Dog Ate the Condom

I Sent an All Staff Email From a Coworker’s Email

Turns Out I Hoarded Two Years Worth of Toilet Paper

To Save Washing a Knife, I Butter Bread With My Finger

I Took Flowers From the Scene of a Fatal Accident

My Wife Doesn’t Know How Much Porn I Watch

Let My Husband Take Nudes Because He Cleans

Said My Mom Died to Get Time Off Work

I Wrote My Mom's Eulogy, But She's Not Dead

I Fooled Around With My Wife's Sister

I Use Old Positive Covid Tests to Get Out of Work

My GF is Cheating But I Won’t Say Anything Because I Live Rent Free

I Still Haven’t Gone Poop at My GF’s

I Call My Mom Right Before Her TV Show Starts

Extra Glass of Wine to Ensure I Snore

I Make My Wife a Fancy Bath

My BF Doesn’t Like My Social Media Posts

I Record the Audio of Me Going #1 & Send it to My Brother

Didn’t Want My Wife Seeing the OnlyFans Charges

I Floss My Teeth With a Toenail

I Add Mood-Killing Songs to My Boyfriend’s Spotify Queue When He Has Other Girls Over

I Lie So I Can Enjoy Time Without My Kids

I Wore a Coat My Dog Peed On For Three Days

Pretending to Have My Hearing Checked

Tinder Pig

I Unplug My Neighbor’s Tesla

Gave a Cute Waiter a Used Napkin

Fired a Snot Rocket on a Car With People in it

I’m Annoyed that My Birthday is So Close to My Wedding Anniversary

My Sister Sends Money For My Son’s Birthday & I Send the Same Money Back For Her Kid

My Boyfriend And Boss Have the Same Name

I Said My “I Do’s” with a Dirty Butt

She saw blood?!?!

Tricking My Spouse

Lots of Marital Issues Today!

Using Prepaid Envelopes to Send Junk Mail & Posting an Ad With a Coworkers Phone Number

I Add an Extra Minute of Cooking Time

I Didn’t Tell My Wife About the Retro Jordan 5’s I Bought

I Shred Clients Paperwork If They’re Rude

I’m Disappointed that My Boyfriend Ever Settled For His Ex Wife

I “Joke” With My Coworkers about Having Vodka Before Work, But I’m Not Actually Joking

I Forgot My Wife’s Birthday

I Broke Something Sentimental & Replaced It Without Saying

I Sketch Caricatures of Coworkers' During Online Meetings

I was Planning to Ask My Husband for a Divorce

She Tasted Like Tomato Soup

My Wife Thinks I Do All the Chores as a Way to Apologize

I Delete My Ex’s Facebook Messages

I Only “Notice” My Wife Gets Her Hair Done Because I Have Access to Her Google Calendar

I Unblock My Ex to Go Through His Social Media, Then I Block Him Again

I Opened a Birthday Card For Someone Else

I Told My Toddlers Their Dad is a Champion Bum-Wiperer So They’d Ask Him For Help

I Guess My Work Expenses Every Month

I'm Married & Find a Coworker Distractingly Hot

I Intentionally Put Things in the “Wrong” Spot to Mess With My Husband

I Move Spiders to a Different Part of the House Instead of Killing Them Like My Wife Thinks

I Want to Divorce My Wife Because She Makes Light of Me Balding

I Used To Shower With Spaghetti

I Go On Dating Apps With Fake Profiles to Boost My Confidence

I Go On Dating Apps With Fake Profiles to Boost My Confidence

Won $10,000 Gambling, But Can't Tell Anyone

I Found 1K of My Dad's Savings and Spent It

I Shagged My Son's Teacher

When I Get Birthday Reminders on Facebook, I Use It as an Opportunity to Delete Friends

I Spent $700 on a Robot Vacuum Cleaner, But Let the Regular Vacuum Take the Credit

My Fiancé Looks Terrible in His New Glasses

I Peed in a Pop Bottle at the Movie Theater

Co-Worker Crush, and Forced Diet

I Feed My Dog Boogers

I'm Dreading When My Mom Dies

My Wife & I are Friends with an Older Wealthy Woman Because We Hope to Be Left Something From Her Will

If I Don’t Like the Ending to a Book I’ve Read, I’ll Rip the Last Page Out Before I Return it to the Library

I Found Where the Guy My Wife Cheated With Lives & I Paid Kids to Egg His House

I Hated the Name My Husband Wanted to Give Our Son, So I ...

I Have a PhD in English Literature, But Prefer Dating Guys Not as Smart as Me

I Have Four Sons Who Pee on the Seat & I Only Go #2 After My Wife Has Been to the Bathroom

I Wish I Could Replace My GF's Family With My Ex's Family

My Grandpa Makes Meals For Us But He Isn't a Very Clean or Sanitary Person

I'm Secretly Best Friends With My Husband's Ex

I Told My GF That I Play in a Pool League So I Can Have a Quiet Night Alone

The Only Thing Keeping Me From Breaking Up with My BF is His Dog

Went To My High School Bully's Funeral & Enjoyed It

My Wife Thinks I'm a Sober Vegan

I Put Cheap Wine in the Expensive Bottles My Wife Likes

I Feed My Dog the Dry Dead Skin From My Feet

I Faked a Bathroom Emergency So I Could Set MY Fantasy Football Lineup

I Found My Ex on Tinder Lying About His Age, So I Catfished Him

I Made a Fake Appointment For a Contractor 45 Mins Away

I Told My Boss that WAP Stands For Work Attitude Problem

I Lied and Said I Had Covid to Get Out of a Birthday

I Pretend that I’m Losing My Hearing

My Husband is Bad With Money & I Might Leave Him

I Cried More Watching a Movie Than I Did at My Dad’s Funeral

I Message Girls My Ex is Dating & Tell Them He is Married

I Catfish My Roommate

I Use Chicken Stock in My Vegan & Vegetarian Dishes

I Convinced a Friend's Boyfriend to Break Up With Her By Lying and Saying He Was Cheating

My Mom Used to Kiss My Forehead to Wake Me Up Until I was 25

I Sniff My Socks Every Time I Take Them Off

I Took a Complaint Call About a Driver But Never Let On That I was the Driver

I Let a Girl Tie Me Up & She Left Me There For 12 Hours

Covid Saved My Marriage

I Hate Sleeping With My Husband

I Sign My Boss Up For Marketing Calls For Erectile Dysfunction Pills

During a Job Interview I Said My Biggest Weakness is that I'm a Selfish Lover

I Replaced My Husband’s Supplements for His Joints with Pills For Old Dogs

I Hooked Up with College Roommate Even Though She Wasn’t Single

My Husband’s Son is Actually His Half-Brother

I Pooped My Pants & Threw My Underwear Over the Fence into My Neighbors Yard

I Call Myself From My Work Phone to Get Out of Family Events

I Give Myself the Five Finger Discount Every Time I Use Self Checkout

I'm Married But Use Dating Apps For Wanking Material

I Refund Myself When the Clothing I Buy Wears Out

I Cheated On My Husband With 5 Outta 10

Wife Doesn't Know I've Spent Thousands of Dollars

My Husband Likes the Lingerie My Lover Bought Me

I Go No. 1 in the Sink

I Eat Jam From the Jar, Spoonful After Spoonful While Watching TV

I Use the “Find My Phone” Function to Tell When My Wife is Getting Close to Home

I Block Annoying Kids YouTube Channels From My Daughter’s iPad

I Started Talking To My Wife Because She Looked Like Another Girl I Liked At the Time

I Donate Blood Monthly Specifically to Find Out If I Have STDs

My Husband Bores Me So I Messaged an Ex

I Downsized My Vehicle So I Don't Have To Be "Dad Taxi"

I Pee in the Shower & Lie About It

I've Been Smoking For Over 15 Years & Hiding It From My Parents

My Wife's Sexy Voice Turns Me Off

I Put As Many As 4 Extra Donuts into the Grocery Store's Dozen Donut Boxes

Sometimes I Subconsciously I Sing the Cleanup Song to Myself On the Toilet

I Google Most of My Work’s Terminology Because I Don’t Understand It

I Buy Fresh Veggies So the Girl I’m Dating Doesn’t Think I Just Eat Junk Food

I Don’t Know How To Do My Job So I Post the Work On Freelancer.com

I Love Picking My Nose & Eating the Boogs When I’m Hungover

I Used To File Noise Complaints Against College Parties Because I Wasn't Invited

I Feed a Bird That's Nesting At My Work To Annoy My Boss

My BFF Slept With My Boyfriend, So I Slashed Her Tires

I Snitched On My Roommate For Selling Drugs

When My Boyfriend Leaves Pee On the Toilet Seat, I Wipe It Up With His face Towel

I Allocate Airline Loyalty Points to People Who Are Nice to Me on the Phone

My Parents Spent Thousands On Recording Equipment for Me, But I Have Never Written A Song

I Keep Making My Husband’s Shoes “Mysteriously” Disappear

I Take a Nap In the Park To Avoid Going Home Right Away

I Knowingly Play Poker With Someone Who Is A Gambling Addict

I Purposely Don't Replace The Toilet Paper

I Prefer My Ex Girlfriend's Parents Over My Current GF's Parents

I Took Money Out Of The ATM With Someone Else's Card

I've Only Used Five Rolls Of Toilet Paper Since March 2020

I've Been Putting Bailey's In My Coffee Every Morning

I Like Sitting On A Warm Freshly Used Toilet Seat

I Pretend To Like Craft Beer

I Don't Tip

I Used A Diaper Instead Of A Public Restroom

I Shrunk My BF's Clothes & Told Him He Gained Weight

I Don't Vote

I Spent NYE In Jail

I Don't Know Who The Father Of My Second Child Is

I'm A Male Sugar Baby

I Steal Office Supplies

I'm Leaving My Long-Term BF & Moving States Away

I Steal My Coworkers Lunches

I Cheated On My Boyfriend With His Brother

I Forgot To Mail My Mother In Law's X-Mas Present

I've Been Lying About Working From Home

My Husband Thinks He Was My First

My GF Doesn't Know That I've Slept With Most of My Friends That Are Girls

The Day My Divorce Was Finalized

I Have Three Boyfriends

Allergic Reaction & Lying About Baby Daddy Age

I Spell My Mother-In-Law's Name Wrong On Purpose

My Wife Doesn't Know I Eat Meat

I Hate My Mother-In-Law

I'm Hiding Money From My Wife

My Husband Has No Idea How Much I Spend On Amazon

I Gambled Away the Rent Money

I Sell Fake References For Employment

I'm In Love With My Brother's Girlfriend

I Told My BFF's Boyfriend That She Was Cheating

I Got Pregnant On Purpose To Save The Relationship

My Ex Cheats On Her Boyfriend With Me

I Had A Sugar Daddy My Senior Year In College

I’m Still Madly In Love With My Ex & Have No Interest in My Wife of 4 Months

I'm Only With My Boyfriend To Get Closer To His Friend

My Wife & GF Are Pregnant

I'm Catfishing My Ex

I Have Two Lives

I Don't Like My Boyfriend

My Wife Doesn't Know I'm a Felon

I Have A Stranger's Name Tattooed On My Body

No One Knows I Have A Kid

My GF Doesn't Know I'm Still Married

I Burned My Ex's Clothes

I Snitched On My Roommate

I Stole My BF'S Debit Card

I'm Replacing The Nurse That Is Training Me

Dropped My Coworkers Keys In The Toilet

Lied About Graduating From College

I Testified On Behalf Of My BF Ex In Their Custody Battle

Deleted My Exes Instagram Account

Had My Exes Car Repoed

You Cleaned The Toilet With What?!

Uber Eats Driver Does What To Your Food?

Blamed The Neighbor

Pawn Shop Engagement Ring