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Please Don't Take Me Home — 82 episodes

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Annie McGrath is the new Alexis Sanchez

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Doc Brown: Meeting Ian Wright and getting done by Wayne Routledge

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Chesney Hawkes: Timmy Mallett and the West Ham Firm

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Who Is the Greatest Bald Footballer Ever? With Woody

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Alfie Dundas: Ben White would be my Best Man

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Chloe Petts: “I’d Be a Corrupt Referee”

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Alex Horne: Liverpool might be my Mummy

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Please Don't Take Me Home Trailer

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End of season wrap up, with Producer Will

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Jon Beer - Is this the bleakest away day of all time?

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From the San Siro to Penrith - Felix White (Part Two)

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Felix White Hates Man United, Loves Fulham (Part One)

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The A to Z of Away Days - J - St Johnstone, Juventus and Jamshedpur

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Is the Emirates full of hot air? With James Gardner

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From Bedford to United with Matt Donnelly (Don Broco)

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The A to Z of Away Days - I - Inter, Ipswich and Inverness

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Taking your foreign exchange student to Stockport - Jim Daly (Part Two)

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Scarf swapping with Jim Daly (Part One)

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The A to Z of Away Days - H - Hereford, Hearts & Hertha Berlin

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Return of the Mac, an FA Cup Special with Ross from The 1975

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Playing cricket with Spider-Man, with Barnaby Slater

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United fans draw the line at beating up kids, with The Wombats

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Ditching Newcastle for Banbury with Matt Bragg (groundsman, sponsor, comedian)

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Eating dinner in a football fish tank, with Andy Bush

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The A-Z of Away Days - G - Gibraltar, Galatasaray and Gillingham

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Marc Bosnich and one million pounds in cash, with Terry Alderton, the oldest person to sign for a club

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Terrible football themed presents and some of the worst football games ever

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The worst away day ever? With Joey Page

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Bilal Zafar - Maulings, tonkings and Arsenal

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The A to Z of Away Days - F - Fleetwood, Fiorentina and Fortuna Dusseldorf

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Welcome to Wrexham (Before it got cool) with Bryn Law

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Inside Football’s Biggest Divide with Twin Atlantic

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Strong Bladders, Gladiators and Brantham Ultras: Guy Mowbray’s Away Day Stories

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JJ Bull on Aberdeen, defending half and half scarves and lightning red cards

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Matt from The Amazons on Reading, the legend of Michael Owen and walkout anthems

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Wetsuits, Peter Shilton and model villages with Charlie Baker

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James Threlfall: Banging buses at Bayer Leverkusen, F1 down the pub and losing more than just your luggage

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Bonkers Merch, Bosnich, Bowling & Blackburn: with Faris from The Horrors

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Only The Poets’ Tommy on Reading FC, Straight Red Shockers and Local Loyalty

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The Hoosiers’ Al on Exeter, David May Clashes and Celebrity Pool Drama

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Adrian Chiles - Dad dancing with royalty and why we never leave games early

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Season Two Opener - Trains to Truro, Woody signs for Plymouth and Wembley away with Oasis

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End of Season Special with Producer Will

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Live from Wembley - Southend v Oldham

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The A - Z of Away Days - E - Exeter City, Ebbsfleet United, Empoli FC

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Caroline Barker - Chelmsford City

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Jono Yates - Only Scrans - Manchester United

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The A-Z of Away Days - D - Derby County, Dundee United & Dorking Wanderers

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Chris Brown - Undr The Cosh - Bolton Wanderers

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Leroy Brito - Cardiff City

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The A-Z of Away Days - C - Chester FC, Crystal Palace and Celta Vigo

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James Lawrence Allcott - QPR

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Stuart Laws - Tottenham Hotspur

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The A-Z of Away Days - B - Burnley, Billericay and Bochum

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Ian Winwood - Barnsley FC

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The A-Z of Away Days - A - Aberdeen, Aldershot and Accrington Stanley

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Luke Aaron Moore - Portsmouth FC

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Ed Patrick - Nottingham Forest

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Olivia Buzaglo - Chelsea

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FA Cup Special

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Pete Donaldson - Newcastle United

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Liam Shaw (The Squid) - Bath City

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Chris Wolstenholme (Muse) - Rotherham United

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Olaf Falafel - Luton Town

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Geoff Norcott - AFC Wimbledon

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Christmas Quiz with Statman Matt and Producer Will

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Robin Morgan - Cardiff City

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Kate Hiscox (Wears My Money) - Brentford FC

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Seb White - Yeovil Town

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Reece Bibby (New Hope Club) - Blackburn Rovers

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Steve White (Paul Weller and The Style Council) - Charlton Athletic

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Ross MacDonald (The 1975) - Macclesfield FC

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James Walsh (Starsailor) - Liverpool FC

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Norman Cook (Fatboy Slim) - Brighton and Hove Albion

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Lloyd Griffith - Grimsby Town

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Clare Tomlinson - Spurs

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Alfie Indra - Ipswich Town

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Chris Stark - Watford FC

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Josh Franceschi - Arsenal

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Chris Scull - West Ham

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Helen Chamberlain - Torquay United

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Away Days Trailer - COMING SOON!