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The Jacques Cousteau of Ass!

Scott's Charmed Life

Scary Camping Stories (Sleeping Without a CPAP)!!

*REDACTED* Is a Psy-Op! feat. Matty

Pointless Reviews: Supergirl 2026

Masters of the Water Heater!

Don't Go Into the Woods! feat. Nick Gula!

In a Rush to the Doctors!

Wellness Check-Up feat. Zadie!

Please Skip This Episode!

In The Graham Scheme

Women Don't Belong in a Restaurant Kitchen feat. Hannah!

Cold Cut Cult Combo!

Were You Distracted? feat. Eric Mason and Matt Leonard

Spirit QWest!

Episode 49.5: Are We Garbage?

The Pointless Distractions Not-So-Special 1 Year Anniversary!

Why Is It Always Ohio?

Pat and Tedds Excellent Adventure!

Impractical P.A.N.I.S. feat Matt!

Aim For The Head!! The PDP Zombie Extravaganza feat. Ashley!

Petty Officer Reporting for Duty!!

I Hope Fred Willard Has Some Morphine!

You Can't Make Me Choose!

What the #%@& Is a Gobbler!?

Are There A Lot of Sharks in Ohio?

Snowmageddon 2026!!!

The Karaoke Episode

Please Don't Remake This Episode in 10 Years!

The Boys Save Mickey Rourke From Eviction!

Our Last Episode!? (of 2025)

Is Santa Clause a Cryptid? Christmas 2025!

You Only Pod Twice! feat. Brian Ruppert!

And Bingo Was His Name-O feat. Matt Mullhern

Scotts Big Hunting Trip

You've Barely Touched Your Thanksgiving Spam!

You're such a Touchole!!!

Showdown at Marlboro Ranch! feat. Keith Laurie

We Need A Vacation...

Who's The Best? 2025 Halloween Special!

How Many People Dress Up Theirs Dogs for Halloween!?!

The Vicks Bottle Ghost Demands Fast Food! feat Pat Draper

These Pet Peeves Are A Nightmare!

Welcome to the Conjuring House, Please Exit Through the Gift Shop! feat. Alex Conway

Episode 21.5: Think of the Penguins! feat. Pat and Matt

Get In the Hot Seat!

We're in the 1%!!! (of podcasters)

Episode 19.5 - My Tummy Hurt Listening to This... 1 Star feat. Nick?

King Crab and Big Money Grab feat. Pat Draper

Not the Linens! feat. Matt Mullhern

They Ate My Data!!

(Power)Slave to the Truth

It's not a Cult! Would you like some Kool-Aid? with Ashley

Return to Movie Court

What I did On My Summer Vacation

Pointless Reviews: Superman(2025) *Spoiler* Review and Discussion

Episode 12.5: The Hangover

The Battle of the Bands

Kaijus and Solo Cups

Good Times and True Crimes feat. Cameron Bergeron

Episode 9.5: The Lost Games

Just a Little Q&A

The Amityville Podcast

Enter The Gulaverse! feat. Nick Gula of the Wannabeez!

Searching For The Truth

Time QWest

A Perfect Day for Earmuffs! feat. Justin Kyle of the Wannabeez!

Scott Gets Trapped in the Lavender Town Basement!

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