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Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast — 401 episodes
401: My Fleaple!
400: A Sexy Vole On a Plinth
399: I Loined it From Watchin' YOU!
398: Grub! Grub! Grub!
397: Those Around You Are Dreaming You
396: Our Guest Pit
395: What Year Did You Join This Podcast?
394: Look, I Made an Armadillo!
393: The Chicken Goddess Has Come For Us!
392: Raphina Is Fauci
391: Sunsets and Long Walks on the Eye
390: One Life, Two Life, Three Life
389: I'm Not Whispering Into Her Mouth
388: Batth...time for Kik!
387: What If We Put it Down The Mouth Hole?
386: We Don't Talk About Bases On The First Time We Talk About This
385: It's a Dry Wetness
384: Raphina the Riveter
383: I Stick and I Move, You Like?
382: Green Gyrations
381: You Are Cordially Required To Attend
380: The Moustache Is Gleaming in the Moonlight
379: We Could Use a God Like Blobby
378: I Am Become Death, Destroyer of Recaps
377: A Life Boat Death Sentence
376: Disembowel Service
375: The Second Arrow
374: I'm Wearing Lead Underwear
373: ...But There Are So Many Levers In There!
372: Raphina Hayworth
371: I Know My Person Screams
370: Big, Green, Asleep
369: Vertical Wooden Constructive Material Components
368: She Doesn't Like Bulges
367: 700 Darts That All Fire At His Neck
366: This Is an Intervention About You Saying Nar All the Time
365: No Problem Off My Skin
364: Pit For Pate!
363: You Would Have to Share the Room With Laser
362: I Yuck Scat
361: A Poopdown Service
360: The Perfect Cast
359: In Verde Veritas
358: You My Pink-Eyed Girl
357: A Serpent in a Pierogi: THAT I Would Eat
356: I'm Clearly Navigating a Proboscis
355: There's No Escaping Mark Jesson
354: I Have Bad Dreams and My Pee Smells Funny
353: Kik Ass-ching
352: I'm Very Zorny
351: A Beautiful Mourning
350: One Free Backrub
349: The Peaks
348: Poppin' a Crabbie
347: A Retroactive Terminal Illness
346: The Death of Batthwack Medrach
345: They Were At Lemon's Leap!
344: The Peaks Are What They Seem
343: An Abandoned Outhouse in the Middle of Town
342: Self-Flatulation
341: King Batthwack Is Not an Extreme Couponer
340: The Great Court Case of Haps v. Wiles
339: The High-Cs
338: He Shall Jump on a Trampoline in the Autumn Time
337: The First Time Batthwack EVER Got It
336: Brackishly Clear
335: I Draw the Line at Beating up Funeral Participants
334: Grind the Poopdeck!
333: Less Than Kind
332: Who Is Manure Again?
331: Suck on THAT, MAUVE!
330: I Don’t Want One of Your Hair Doughnuts
329: Some Kind of Horrible Piano Accident
328: The 78 Exotic Grasses of Beartoggle
327: Q-U-E-U-E-F
326: That's My Domain, Don't Wear it Out
325: I Can Always Hear Raphina
324: Hippopollinators
323: A Non-Binary Scarecrow
322: Liar's Dice
321: Hide and Seek
320: Me Did Not Write That
319: Sir, Your Horse Is Out of Tune
318: Don't Eat The Butt Mustard!
317: 1,000 Mugs of Twig Tea on the Wall
316: God Say What?
315: Willanetics
314: We're Right Ear
313: Raphina is Zippin' Around This Pit
312: Is Two Meters Enough?
311: The Head Sack
310: What Kind of God Needs a Carnival?
309: I'm Wearing My Cinderblock Pants
308: My Pinky Finger Is Very Precise!
307: I Didn't Eat Any Cheating Cake :(
306: We’ll Put a Candle in a Fish
305: Zone of Mustard
304: We Can Get the Cold Mustard Out of the House!
303: This Is Going to Feel Very Unhelpful
302: So Profound, and Yet So Unhelpful
301: I'm Gonna Have to Give Its Family a Refund
300: Clearly Not, Based on This 2-Hour Conversation
299: Like a Zen Rake
298: AS YOU FIIIIISH
297: I Would Use the Word "Rubbing"
296: Stilled By the Majestic Boringness
295: I'm the King of Beartoggle Lake!
294: Come In Yoisful
293: Fins, Gills, Angles, Scales, Eyes, Fins, Dorsal Pieces and Teeth
292: Is Condom a Condiment?
291: Two or Three Minutes Per Minute
290: Between "Gaping" and Other Things
289: I Have No Glaaaaaaaands
288: Gimme a Break, Like My Foot
287: Next Time You Hear White Noise...
286: Mustard Soup
285: Everybody Breathes a Sigh of Relief
284: Tusk Me In the Dick
283: One Does Not Simply Walk Into BoarDoor
282: Shrek 2, Shrek 2, Shrek 2, Shrek 2
281: yeah yeah yeah yeah
280: Intestines Gloobing Everywhere
279: Miracle Whip It Good
278: I'm Gonna Cast Dis Spell!
277: Your Marriage Is a Win-Win for Me
276: Hand-Back-Wrench
275: Am I Ever Gonna Make Any Friends?
274: Treat Mo-Self
273: Loaded Baked Potato Water
272: Wiggle, Wiggle; Wiggle, Wiggle
271: Gleb
270: Nothing Like a Juicy Amethyst!
269: A Triple Axel? Oh, Very Nice!
268: Basement, Casement, Familiar Facement
267: Mo’s Riding Steed on the Lake in My Dreams
266: Mr. Mace
265: Non-Conductive Plated Butt Cover
264: Slaad Dressing
263: I Need Some More...Rhinoplasty
262: On Your Marks, Get Set, STAIRCASE!
261: I Popped SO MANY Water Balloons!
260: Batthwack Yells And Then Smashes... *gasp*
259: Fred Greenman
258: Raphina and the Woims
257: Majestically Boring
256: SmareSmoggle
255: Have You Ever Played, Uh, Hopscotch?
254: I'll Hug Them Until They Enroll
253: Only My FRIENDS Call Me Shortstack!
252: The Pied Piper of Puppetry
251: 50% Milk
250: A Foil Bag of Cranks
249: I Need A Pedicure, Rainbow Trout :(
248: I'm Bloodhorn Leghorn and I'm a Sheep
247: He Still Doesn't Know He's on a Podcast
246: A Pompion's Guide to Six Rivers
245: Meesa Mo
244: Saying Someone Sucks Is Evil
243: His Current Loincloth
242: Tones of Loam
241: Raphina Phalange and the Pots
240: Does The Mutually Match the Exclusive?
239: Recently Extinct Hair-Braiding Bugs
238: Use Grapefruit Spoon!
237: "YoU'vE CoNviNcEd mE"
236: I've Met Fate Many Time!
235: Titles Are For the Birds
234: The Halter Top of Eyes
233: Leave It To Three Loaf Cleaver
232: Shoulda Bit Him in the Taint
231: Kneel Down and Touch Mo!
230: What WAS Your Job?
229: I Don't Call It Foraging, I Just Call It My Day
228: It's Been Four Years - Why Haven't You Stopped Me?
227: Cloaca-wocka!
226: What CAN'T Will Turn Into? A Pleasant Person? JUST KIDDING!
225: The Dead Among You Have Nothing to Fear
224: Pork Fried Dice: A Pay-To-Play Game
223: Don't Smell The Past, Smell The Future!
222: Lizard Pounding
221: These People Deserve to Be Roasted in Their Beds!
220: Turtles Are Highly Flammable
219: Everybody's So Horny Tonight
218: Sure, I'll Consider It: A Phil Lompion and Fatmack Story
217: HEY, Nobody Caught Me!
216: Roomcreamer
215: Do You Hear It Scream When You Close Your Eyes At Night?
214: I'm a Turtle, Not a Lichenologist
213: The Seven of Decapitations
212: Hubbubbada Bubbada!
211: Disco is Dead, Batthwack!
210: Does Anyone Need a Soup Tureen?
209: Various Brick Sounds
208: Poetic Lichen
207: She's Gonna Find It All
206: A Duffel Bag of Tootsie Rolls
205: Dew Skidoo, We Can Too!
204: Corn, Frankincense, and Myrrh
203: Wa-Marko
202: I Bet You Think This Pneumatic Tube Is About You
201: The One With The Spyglass In Their Pants
200: Abby, We Hear Your Face!
199: Will, You So Rarely Lie To Me
198: Ulysses "Fart" Ulysses Was a President
197: He's a Lot Nicer To Us When He's Pretending He's a Terrible Person
196: Not Even Steve Irwin Liked to Touch an Owl
195: Open Up and Eat the Rainbow!
194: Pineapples and Foreign Policy
193: Batthwack's the Fruit!
192: The Telltale Rose Petal Trail
191: He Said "Teat"
190: Apothecary Dictionary
189: We Do Not Dip Our Toes Into The Cheese
188: Guys, Did You See What I Just Did To Him?
187: We Have a Lot To Discover About Raphina's Digestive System
186: Don't Drink the Parsley!
185: 25% Too Much Twerking
184: Stonesaw Chainsaw
183: Rank the Taste of These Meats
182: The Number One Unspoken Rule of Pork Fried Dice
181: All The Diagnoses Are Just Gonna Be Episode Titles
180: Nobody Could Be Happy In a Cave
179: Little Deer Lips
178: It's a Good Thing Raphina Is a Notary
177: You're The Best Turtle I Know
176: Will's Never Met a Trout OR a God
175: Does The Rainbow Trout Have A Sister?
174: 37 YEARS!
173: Why Can't Mommy and Daddy Just Talk to Each Other?!
172: Blimp Fight 4: Skies Over Miami
171: So You Guys Are Gonna Be The Balloons Now?
170: And Widely Spread Ankles
169: Schrödinger's Grandma
168: My Eyeball Is Registered With the FAA
167: Amazing Jewel. Ry. Piece. Of. Artifact.
166: I No Longer Want You To Find My Gnome Family
165: Dew KFC Pizza Hut
164: A Star Trek-Themed Campaign
163: Physician, Heal Thyself
162: This, Uh, Undead, Uh, Vampire Lord Guy Creature Man Strahd Dude
161: Cold of Cone
160: That's Not the Ultimatum I Was Hoping You Were Gonna Make
159: Bats Wearing Sombreros
158: OpeningSepticTank.wav
157: Tap It
156: I'll Give You a Pass Because You Don't Have Any Eyes
155: Raphino, Lady of Death
154: A Yuletide Tale
153: Smoke Weed and Fuck a Lizard
152: It's Like a Layup
151: You'll Have a Very Cute Corpse
150: Ghost Booty
149: But Do You?
148: Cooking With Raphina
147: A Hands-and-Knees Kind of Situation
146: Modesty is the Best Policy
145: Shrouds and Cloaks and Draping Drupes
144: I Should Have Threatened Batthwack's Javelins
143: Cloacula
142: Nobody Hits Will But Me!
141: Let Me Take Off Your Brazier
140: What's the Swirly Plan?
139: The Fork of Truth
138: Hello Kitty Lockpick Set
137: Lank and Flank
136: The Octagon
135: A Living Art Installation
134: I Always Get Philosophical Just Before I'm Murdered
133: Copacetic Time Bandits
132: High Fetlock
131: I Don't Think It's Legal For There To Be Another Batthwack
130: That Turtle Just Pushed That Hot Woman Off The Roof!
129: Does That Mean We Can Find David Bowie in Vallaki Right Now?
128: EGG-SMR
127: We Will Break You With Our Eggs
126: Should We Start the Show Now? / Goatse Boulevard
125: I Can't Believe I Complain How Slow Battles Are
124: Two Built-In Snoopy Sno-cone Makers
123: Fifty Feet of Warm Rope
122: Satin Lining
121: It'll Be a Great Story of How We Died
120: We Have to Defeat Batthwack Now
119: Guys, My Sinuses Have Never Been Clearer
118: The Gift of Taco Bell Gift Cards
117: "Cup"cakes and Peanuts!
116: That Was Just My Stunt Double
115: Sarcopha-guy
114: Strangely Contoured Knees
113: We Only Heard Lard
112: Great, We're At a Sarcastic Temple
111: Who Do You Think I Am, Mr. Peanut?!
110: Dwayne "Vrock" Johnson
109: But Are the Bees Hot?
108: I Take Out My Spoons
107: Clearly, You've Never Tried To Use a Cat As a Mop Before
106: Wah, I'm an Iguana
105: If Knowing Isaac Ch-Childres Is Cool, Consider Greg Miles Davis
104: I'm Gonna S.O.S. Her Ass Outta Here
103: Ass Position
102: I Like What You've Done With Your Bush
101: Suddenly, You're Wearing Purple Overalls
100: She's On The Moon
99: Bill and Ted
98: There's No Time!
97: How Many People Get To Go To The Bathroom in Argynvostholt?
96: Fart Stain - or, Raphina Breaks the Game
95: Pork Died Frights
94: Tall Guy And Beard Face: The Smash Brothers
93: Right in the Eyes, Not in the Ass
92: I Am The Least Fortunate Person Who Ever Lived
91: This is My Naturally Stealthy Hair
90: Plantalone
89: No, No, Just a Plain Old Punch
88: The One Where Eric's Bein' All Strict and Shit
87: Smite Tower
86: I'll Permit Steed to Stink
85: The Horrible Smells of Will's Imagination
84: I Thought There Was Gonna Be a Gold-Plated Toilet
83: Can We Stop Saying the Words "Flesh Curtain?"
82: Planet Earth 3
81: We Don't Have A Lot Of Repeat Customers
80: Strahd Smokestack
79: Peace Cheese
78: With Great Crossbow Comes Hot Pink Ink
77: The Last Episode (Of Leave It To Beaver)
76: Snickerdoodle
75: This Corruption, It Affects Pronouns
74: Stitching a Rabbit to a Turnip
73: It's Either a Spell or an Auction House
72: Bananishment
71: Sunshine Porcupine
70: I'm Lookin' To Get Mounted
69: Hale and Stewish
68: Peaked Moops
67: You Can Smell As Many Holes As You Want
66: When I Wake Up, I'd Like to be Intact
65: Take Off Those Kneepads!
64: Outhouse Being Hit By Dead Dog
63: Water, Sticks and Whiskey
62: Assistant to the Regional Mayor
61: Stop Pretend Gasping!
60: ...And We're All Tied To The Bear
59: Set Maul to Stun
58: Picture a Bag of Flour
57: Go, Go, Baron Skis!
56: Twisty Ties
55: Turn Left at the Short Sword
54: Lay On Crotch
53: You've Gotta Snort It!
52: A Holy-Holly-Jolly Pork Fried Dice Special
51: Thanks, and Ew.
50: Play The Bellows On Me
49: Do You Guys Just Wanna Play Monopoly Instead?
48: I've Been Known To Stealth About
47: We No Kill (Except By Accident)
46: Dent Biscuits
45: The Setting is the 90s
44: Have You No Respect For The Dead?
43: The Patriarchy Tree
42: Simulacrum, Simulacrum, Simulacrum, Simulacrum
41: Oddly Placed Knothole
40: Authentic Barovian Gibberish
39: John Quincy Brown
38: Is This a Toothbrush?
37: You Could Bounce Keys Off That Ass
36: Are We Sure We Want Nick To Be Able To Do That?
35: Our Prayers Are Like Mad Libs
34: Differently Vague
33: It's Not Even On Google Maps Yet
32: Love, The BMG
31: The Sneakers of Seeing Ahead
30: You Glued My Doll?
29: This is a Kids' Store!
28: The Fifth Pope of London
27: Mist-ical Visions: Part 3
26: Deer Eggs and a Bowl of Tabasco Sauce
25: Eat Your Beets and Leave Me Alone
24: What Is the Airspeed Velocity of a Barrel-Laden Raven?
23: Ireena, Can You Give Us a Hand?
22: Aren't We a Little Old to Be Put in Child Pies?
21: Eric, Do You Hate Us?
20: Take That, Bette Midler!
19: Does Anybody Have A Tent?
18: It HAS Been Real!
17: Village of Bologna
16: How's the Sentence Happening?
15: The Truth of His Salvation
14: The Attempted Pike Poke
13: My Necro-Sense is Tingling
12: GILFs, Get Your Tongues Ready!
11: New Friends, or BIFF! SPLAT! GUANO!
10: The Gross Pile of Gross
9: People Hang Out With Monsters?
8: Mist-ical Visions: Part 2
7: Mist-ical Visions: Part 1
6: Sacred Flaming is Exhausting
5: Nobody Hits Ghostie in the Corner!
4: Close Encounters of the Durst Kind
3: Armpit Music
2: You Fool of a Pumpkin!
1: This is Nowhere Near the Staggering Unicorn