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No New Episode on 10/14/2026
E248 – A Bird Dies as Itself
E247 – Hull Breach Imminent
E246 – It Fooshes
E245 – A Very Sudden Deceleration Over a Short Period of Time
E244 – Everything Goes Sideways
E243 – The Greatest Album Cover In History
E242 – Beginning Approach
E241 – Allocating the Resources
ESA030 – Leveling to 12!
E240 – Ziplock Baggie of Doom
E239 – Don’t Frack, It’s Whack
E238 – Such A Specific Phrasing
E237 – An Ontologically Evil Moose
E236 – I Always Remember the Word Arx-Hole
E235 – Sleepytime Tea Needs No Sweetener
E234 – Tell Us About Your Liquids!
E233 – Gorgeous Picturesque Outdoor Views of Bullshit
E232 – Always Have a Backup
ESA029 – Other Awesome RPGs! (Part 2)
ESA028 – Other Awesome RPGs! (Part 1)
E231 – Robert Rulesmasher Can Get It
E230 – Getting On Like an Explosive On Fire
E229 – Get in the F-ing Mech, Wealthy
E228 – Kobold Nipple Lore
E227 – Unpronounceable
E226 – Rock the Vote in the Clerb
E225 – Arxeology
ESA027 – Triassic Playland (Pt 3): Real Torn Up About It
ESA026 – Triassic Playland (Pt 2): Leave Plan for the Time to Work
ESA025 – Triassic Playland (Pt 1): Insurance Purposes
ESA024 – Leveling to 11!
E224 – No Bad Ideas in a Brainstorm
E223 – The Return of Skeleton Puppetry
E222 – Gravity is Subjective
E221 – The Zoomies Most Foul
E220 – Too Hard for The Great Squirrello?
E219 – Current Status
E218 – The Inevitable Kind of Surprise
ESA023 – Solstice 2025!: A Bubble of Candied Whimsy
E217 – Oh No The Conses of My Quences
E216 – Die Hard on an Arx
E215 – There’s A Children’s Song Coming Closer
E214 – Depth-First Search
E213 – Evil Glow In The Dark Stars
E212 – The Forgotten Facility
ESA022 – Halloween Special 2025!: Vons’s House of 1001 Spirits
ESA021 – Punch Buddies Club (Part 2)
ESA020 – Punch Buddies Club (Part 1)
E211 – Pump the Shaft
E210 – Thwoooong
E209 – Magic Items Not Needed
ESA019 – The Number Grid (Part 3)
ESA018 – The Number Grid (Part 2)
ESA017 – The Number Grid (Part 1)
E208 – Hot Water
E207 – The Locker Room is Just a Cool Place for Dudes to Hold Hands
E206 – When You Sit on Somebody’s Face and They Just Won’t Shut Up
E205 – A Temple Lost to Time
E204 – I Could Eat
E203 – Fireside Chats
ESA016 – Sword Sprinter (Part 2)
ESA015 – Sword Sprinter (Part 1)
E202 – This is How You Get Ants
E201 – Controlled Yeeting
E200 – The Big Two-Oh-Oh
E199 – Rhythmic Squelching
E198 – I Ain’t Afraid of No Ghost
E197 – Heavy Metal Meets Hard Rock
E196 – Get In Loser, We’re Going Shopping
E195 – Group Therapy With Wealdroa
E194 – The Pursuit of Wealthy
E193 – What’s in the Blob?
ESA014 – Plot Important Child
E192 – Ooze Casual
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E191 – Lucky’s Number 7
E190 – A Metal-As-Hell Pegasus With Its Wings On Fire
E189 – Mm, Whatcha Say
E188 – Take One Crumb Off
E187 – The Historians, the Archaeologists, and Me
E186 – Yell at Your Problems
E185 – Party Line by Rat
E184 – Bread All The Way Down
E183 – It’s My First Day
E182 – Prison Politics Pipeline
E181 – Deep Pearl Diving
E180 – Interrogative
E179 – Bad News Beers
ESA013 – Menuing & Chit Chat
ESA012 – Primary Attribute Presents: A Touch of Magic (Solstice Special 2024!)
EXA13 – So Long, and Sorry to All the Fish
E178 – Clinical Trials
EXA12 – Reading the Vibes
E177 – Feeling Up the Situation
EXA11 – Where There’s a Willis, There’s A Way
E176 – Metal That Looks Like Lace
EXA10 – Hole
ESA011 – Halloween Special 2024!
E175 – Hidden Valley
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