All Episodes
Primary Attribute — 274 episodes
231 – Robert Rulesmasher Can Get It
230 – Getting On Like an Explosive On Fire
229 – Get in the F-ing Mech, Wealthy
228 – Kobold Nipple Lore
227 – Unpronounceable
226 – Rock the Vote in the Clerb
225 – Arxeology
SA027 – Triassic Playland (Pt 3): Real Torn Up About It
SA026 – Triassic Playland (Pt 2): Leave Plan for the Time to Work
SA025 – Triassic Playland (Pt 1): Insurance Purposes
SA024 – Leveling to 11!
224 – No Bad Ideas in a Brainstorm
223 – The Return of Skeleton Puppetry
222 – Gravity is Subjective
221 – The Zoomies Most Foul
220 – Too Hard for The Great Squirrello?
219 – Current Status
218 – The Inevitable Kind of Surprise
SA023 – Solstice 2025!: A Bubble of Candied Whimsy
217 – Oh No The Conses of My Quences
216 – Die Hard on an Arx
215 – There’s A Children’s Song Coming Closer
214 – Depth-First Search
213 – Evil Glow In The Dark Stars
212 – The Forgotten Facility
SA022 – Halloween Special 2025!: Vons’s House of 1001 Spirits
SA021 – Punch Buddies Club (Part 2)
SA020 – Punch Buddies Club (Part 1)
211 – Pump the Shaft
210 – Thwoooong
209 – Magic Items Not Needed
SA019 – The Number Grid (Part 3)
SA018 – The Number Grid (Part 2)
SA017 – The Number Grid (Part 1)
208 – Hot Water
207 – The Locker Room is Just a Cool Place for Dudes to Hold Hands
206 – When You Sit on Somebody’s Face and They Just Won’t Shut Up
205 – A Temple Lost to Time
204 – I Could Eat
203 – Fireside Chats
SA016 – Sword Sprinter (Part 2)
SA015 – Sword Sprinter (Part 1)
202 – This is How You Get Ants
201 – Controlled Yeeting
200 – The Big Two-Oh-Oh
199 – Rhythmic Squelching
198 – I Ain’t Afraid of No Ghost
197 – Heavy Metal Meets Hard Rock
196 – Get In Loser, We’re Going Shopping
195 – Group Therapy With Wealdroa
194 – The Pursuit of Wealthy
193 – What’s in the Blob?
SA014 – Plot Important Child
192 – Ooze Casual
No New Episode This Week
191 – Lucky’s Number 7
190 – A Metal-As-Hell Pegasus With Its Wings On Fire
189 – Mm, Whatcha Say
188 – Take One Crumb Off
187 – The Historians, the Archaeologists, and Me
186 – Yell at Your Problems
185 – Party Line by Rat
184 – Bread All The Way Down
183 – It’s My First Day
182 – Prison Politics Pipeline
181 – Deep Pearl Diving
180 – Interrogative
179 – Bad News Beers
SA013 – Menuing & Chit Chat
SA012 – Primary Attribute Presents: A Touch of Magic (Solstice Special 2024!)
XA13 – So Long, and Sorry to All the Fish
178 – Clinical Trials
XA12 – Reading the Vibes
177 – Feeling Up the Situation
XA11 – Where There’s a Willis, There’s A Way
176 – Metal That Looks Like Lace
XA10 – Hole
SA011 – Halloween Special 2024!
175 – Hidden Valley
XA09 – Slurping the Worm Juice
174 – Discombobulating Diplomatic Relations
XA08 – Priorities
173 – Ston Cat
XA07 – Malfeasance of God
172 – Roc Hard Grabs
XA06 – If Barnacles Could Fly
171 – More Sahara, Less Arizona
XA05 – Fishing for Clues
170 – Steamboat Willie Rains Terror From Above
XA04 – Anything But the Metric System
169 – Land, Hopefully!
XA03 – Don’t Lick the Space Cucumber
168 – 5318008
XA02 – Backrubs and Amphetamines
167 – Grickx Ex Machina
XA01 – Welcome to Fomalhaut
166 – Yacht Rock
165 – Intertwine
164 – Check Off Chekov
163 – The Silence of the Shrimp
162 – Urning It
161 – Rosetta Vons
160 – Man Hook Hand Car Door
159 – Ain’t Nothing Wrong With Quantum Leap
158 – He’s Gorgeous, Thank You
157 – The Hearing of My Heart
156 – Pure Psychic Humming
155 – It Was Definitely Ween
154 – Contract Law Simulator 2024
153 – Finely Feathered Friend
152 – A Little Peekaroo
151 – Sink or Swim
SA010 – A Bit Of Light Reading
150 – Math Mouth
149 – Squir-Ell-Oh
148 – Going to the Beach
147 – Dragon Time
146 – Knot Ideal
145 – A Novel Scent
144 – RIP Vine
143 – Finally, Master Blaster
SA009 – Solstice Special 2023!
142 – It’s Jyessi!
141 – Letters Home
140 – Looter? I Hardly Knew-er!
139 – The arX-Files
138 – Anyway, Here’s Mirrorwall
137 – Gone to Hell
136 – Gone Fishin’
SA008 – Halloween Special 2023!
135 – Tinker, Tailor, Alchemist, Spy
134 – The Episode About Nothing
133 – Bucolic AF
132 – The Bees Need
131 – My So-Called Heist
130 – Honey on My Mind
129 – Milkin’ Honey
128 – Dark Beginnings (Corruption Myth Redux)
127 – Giving the CK Blue Dice
126 – Bad Vibes
125 – Third Arx Convention, Section 3.1, Article 17
124 – Find Your Friends
123 – Grickxception
122 – Shaft — Can You Dig It?
121 – Campfire Tales
120 – Lights in the Narrows
119 – Mr. Regretful (w/ Mikey Neumann!)
118 – Leave Your Friends Behind
117 – The Glue Concept
116 – Deus Ex Breaky-Stick
115 – Fits and Starts
114 – Mugged, Rugged, & Bugged
113 – Full-on 90s Broad Comedy
112 – Battle on the Battlement
111 – A Simple Scouting Mission
110 – Unctuous Mouthfeel
109 – Road Trip!
108 – Office Hours
107 – The Truth About Professor Jenkins
106 – Blinding Light in a Dark Place
105 – Might As Well Jump
SA007 – Episode 105 Special Preview!
SA006 – Leveling to 6!
104 – Corkboards Equal Legitimacy
103 – Lying to Authority: Two Case Studies
102 – Chawisma
101 – We’re Legit, We Swear
100 – Mailbag Extravaganza!
099 – Ooo, Sick Burn
098 – Swolopus Solves the Hole Problem
097 – A Spicy Light Ball
096 – Bad Acting
095 – What Do You Pack for a Suicide Mission, Anyway?
094 – Hot MELFs in Your Area
SA005 – Solstice Special 2022!
093 – The Old Man and the “See?”
092 – Research and An Explosion of Sorts
091 – Philosophy: Solved
090 – Puppy Play with Meemaw
089 – Scrying with Pop Pop
088 – The Redistribution of Wealthy
087 – Falling is a Free Action
SA004 – Halloween Special 2022!
086 – A Leg Down
085 – Imagining Dragons
084 – Fermenting Revolution
083 – All Dream Copse are Bastards
082 – Time Skip 2: Chekhov’s Wizard’s Milk
081 – Time Skip 1: Who Knew Bridges Burned So Easily?
080 – Long Talks and Hard Knocks
079 – Citizen’s Arrest
078 – Beats the Void
077 – Do Foxes Dream of Pristine Seas?
076 – Grickx Goes Down
075 – Surprising Notes of Warmth
074 – The Doink-Doink
073 – Weekend Worriers
072 – Wig-less for the Prosecution
071 – Off the Spire, Into the Fire
070 – My Dog’s Got Jars on Jars
069 – Grickx the Honeypot
068 – Crouching Kobold, Hidden Halfling
067 – Staking Out and Blending In
066 – In Which A Plan is Made
065 – Ghost in the Gem: Goo Vats Complex
064 – General Hospital
Support the West Seattle Food Bank With Us on May 14th!
063 – Hot Desk Action
062 – Spatchcocking the Lava Snake
061 – Reconstituting the Goop
No New Episode This Week
060 – Green in the Machine
059 – Tentakitten’s Day Out
058 – Pals in Perilous Places
057 – Infiltrating the Hole
056 – Goop
055 – The Floor is Made of Magic
054 – Snake, It’s a Snake
053 – Apparently We Do Negotiate with Distillers
052 – Sedition
051 – Montage 6: All Good Things Must End (After They Take Forever)
050 – Montage 5: There Wasn’t Supposed To Be Plot
049 – Montage 4: Laying Foundations, Burning Bridges
048 – Montage 3: Getting Lucky
047 – Montage 2: Let’s Stop Searching for People, Huh?
046 – Aracyne Does A Hit
045 – Montage 1: Expanding Horizons
044 – Stumbling Home
SA003 – Solstice Special 2021!
043 – Up the Down Ramp
042 – Small Explosives, Big Consequences
041 – A Cog in the Machine
040 – Beauty, Grace, Both Landed On Their Face
039 – Gravity’s a Real Pain
038 – A Forest of Tongues
037 – Resolving the Grickx Buffet
036 – Strange Cables
SA002 – Halloween Special 2021!
035 – A Game of 20 Ghost-ions
034 – Ghosts Are Real… A Real Bummer!
033 – Shifting Gears
032 – Convening the Crew
SA001 – Secondary Attribute: Math is Hard
031 – A Missing Cog
030 – Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
029 – Lockdown 6: A Chaste Intimacy is Established
028 – Lockdown 5: Passing Out
027 – Lockdown 4: Just Like Middle School
026 – Lockdown 3: The Search for Wealthy
025 – Lockdown 2: Unhealthy Emotional Investments
024 – Lockdown
023 – Loose Lips Propel Ships
022 – Downtime? More Like Downertime!
021 – Afterparty
020 – Frenemies
019 – An Independent Contractor
018 – Trust is Hard
017 – Tentacle Friends
016 – A Maze of Twisty Little Passages, All Alike
015 – The Descent
014 – The Dating Game (Part 2)
013 – The Dating Game (Part 1)
012 – Eat, Cockroach, Love
011 – Elven Privilege
010 – No Nachos
009 – Gendered Clothing is for Other Fantasy Universes
008 – Downtime
007 – Busting the Joint
006 – Career Counseling
005 – Bug Guts and Blockages
004 – Scraping Off the Rust
003 – Investigations and Flirtations
002 – The Gang’s All Here
001 – Civil Service for Fun and Profit