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Two Rival Butchers, One Go Kart Race, Loser Pays the Charity | Proper True Yarn Podcast (Part 4)

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The Chooks That Grow Two Extra Legs Out Their Arse | Proper True Yarn Podcast (Part 3)

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He Put Hot Chips in a Sausage and Pulled 3 Million Views | Proper True Yarn Podcast (Part 2)

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She Bagged the Bellmere Butcher to His Face Without Knowing It | Proper True Yarn Podcast

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A Nervous Piss With Ghost Chilli on His Hands | Proper True Yarn Podcast (Part 5)

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He Woke Up With a Stack of Love Letters for Keith Urban | Proper True Yarn Podcast (Part 4)

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He Wants the World Record: Five Days of Guitar, No Sleep, No Breaks | Proper True Yarn Podcast

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He Asked the Salon for a Brazilian Wax on His Chest | Proper True Yarn Podcast

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He Stayed Awake Through Dental Surgery So They Couldn't Steal His Organs | Proper True Yarn Podcast

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He Fought the Tent Champion With His Grandad in His Corner

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The World's Deadliest Snake Had a Sniff of His Boot

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His Driver's Licence Was a Blonde Wig

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He Woke Up With a Steak Knife in His Leg | Proper True Yarn Podcast (Part 2)

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The Army Knocked Him Back for Being a Psychopath

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Michael Crossland on the Surgery He Told His Kids Was a Work Trip

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Begging God to Take Everything but My Baby Boy

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Michael Crossland on the Four Tumours He Hid From His Mum

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Michael Crossland on Losing His Mum’s Life Savings Six Weeks Before the GFC

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"Hope you die" inside a get well card

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Surviving the Drug That Killed the Other 24 Kids With Michael Crossland

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Zak Palmas on Burning Down His Dad’s Favourite Tractor, Lawnmower DUIs & Growing Up in Ingham

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Four Hours, No Toilet, And Everyone's On The Piss | FIFO Flight Yarns

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Fake Dicks, Clean Piss And A Dealer Working Underground | Zak's Mining Yarns

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Drake Has A 37% Win Rate And Has Lost Over $100 Million

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Podcast Royale 3.0 · Fights 12 & 13 Super Heavyweights + Jock Boxing Vs Jimmy Judge

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Cowboy vs Love Islander, Liam Vs Curly & Nelson's Knockouts | Fights 9, 10 & 11 | Podcast Royale 3.0

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Fights 7 & 8: Tag Team Biff + The Seven Man Blindfold | Podcast Royale 3.0

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"Blind Benny's Fucked" Every Team's Blindfold Picks | Podcast Royale 3.0

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Podcast Royale 3.0 Fight Preview: The Ant-Weight Bout & Rob Huston vs Justin Becker

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Podcast Royale 3.0 Fight Preview: The Sit Down Show Down & Barbs Vs Beetle

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Podcast Royale 3.0 Fight Preview: Gocsy vs Moose, Bluey vs The Judge

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I Blacked Out In An Onsen In Hakuba & Had My Kei Truck "Stolen"

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Buckeye’s First Start: Cam Hay Calls In With the Hot Scoop Before the Gold Coast

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Zak Palmas on Fighting at Podcast Royale with a corner who almost didn't show up

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Deleting $100k of Footage With One Keystroke, the Tony Stark Supercar Lair Under a Melbourne House & the Prince's Albino Alligators

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Drunk Go-Karting in the Rain in Malaysia, Piss Alley in Tokyo & Stealing a Porcelain Pineapple in Austria

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Growing Up Outside Dalby & the School Principal Who Became One of Australia’s Most Notorious Killers

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Bartering With the Indonesian Military to Fly a Drone, Vaporising a Turtle on the Highway & Losing Two Drones Up a Tree in the Outback

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Red Bull Shoots, Malaysian Princes & a Sketchy Maccas Run in South Africa

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The Viral Wheelie Bin Video That Changed Everything

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Geordie Lillis on Getting Struck by Lightning at 14, Breaking His Neck at 21 & Running Cables for the Hulk on ThorPart 3 with Geordie Lillis

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From Thor: Ragnarok to Breaking His Neck | Geordie Lillis

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How a GoPro Started a Career in Hollywood | Geordie Lillis

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I Blew $500 on Khe Sanh and Went Bankrupt Anyway

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Luck Has Nothing To Do With It W Poo Bandit

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From Mining Life to Podcast Fame, Fight Night Chaos & Raw Life Lessons

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The Poo Bandit: I Met My Biological Father in a Police Cell

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A Tree Fell on Adam Borradale... and His Grandma Had to Prove It

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Highway Shockers, Cancer Survival & A Cheese Grater Disaster

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Closing Bribie Bridge & Surviving 11,000 Volts live at AlphaFest

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The Tractor Disaster & Tiny's Flying LandCruiser Live at AlphaFest

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The Dementia Bluff & Two Kebabs, One Seccy : AlphaFest Live

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The Christmas Foursome & The Vasectomy That Made a Baby Live at AlphaFest

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Bizza’s Story Stepping Back From the Ledge Live At AlphaFest

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Fake Cops, Crack Dens & Getting Naked at Deni | Live at Alpha Fest

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Chad Collins on Losing It at 13, Fighting at Maccas & Why Jim Morrison Plays Him in the Movie

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Thailand Fight Camps, Rabid Dogs & The Brutal Truth About Muay Thai

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Belts Belong in the Gym, Inspiring the Next Generation & Why Muay Thai Beats MMA

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Chad Collins on the 15-Fight Win Streak, Getting Knocked Down for the First Time & Riding the Black Patch

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Silly Saturday #23 Dubbo Mayhem, Welding Slag Wars & Hitting a Horse on the Highway

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Cam Hay Got Bucked Off a Pony in Front of Gai Waterhouse

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Picking Buckeye, Vetting Race Horses & the Half Yours Melbourne Cup Miss

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Mustr Racing, Race Horse Syndication & How to Own a Horse for $255

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Silly Saturday #22 — AlphaFest, Tully Brothers Court Yarn, Pig vs 44 Drum & Shitty Pizza

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Winning a World Title, Manifestation & a Father's Goodbye

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Chad Collins: Robbed in Thailand, Fight Camp Hell & Becoming a 7x World Champion

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Silly Saturday #21 — Flood Relief Tour, Lee Kernaghan, Broken Dicks & Truckie Appreciation

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Jordan Abbey Young & Beau Jones on Thor, Aquaman & Aussies in Hollywood

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Beau Jones Fake Brother: A Live Call to the Real One

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Hotmail, Hard Rock & Heartbreak: The Mining Reality Show Australia Needs

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Silly Saturday #20 The Rodeo, The Granny & The Op Shop Heist

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Territory Was a Wake-Up Call | Why Acting School Had It Wrong

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The Forsayth Turnout | Yabbie Races, Small-Town Blues & Singing You Don’t Remember

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Cut or Uncut | The Foreskin Census Nobody Asked For

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Acting School Is Cooked | What They Teach You and What Actually Matters

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Met in a Bin, Bonded on a War Film | Beau Jones & Jordan Abbey Young

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Silly Saturday #19 Australia Post Is Robbing Us Blind

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Magical Smoke, Steve Renoff & The TikTok Live Pressure Test

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Ag College Built Me | Crushed Fingers, Life Lessons & Why School Isn’t for Everyone

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Footy Trips, Motel Chaos & Getting Hugged by Alfie Langer

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Silly Saturday #18 Spud Guns, Ring of Fire & Wild Hunting Yarns

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Kelvin the Farmhand | Naked in a Cherry Picker and Other Hiring Nightmares

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Jimmy Christmas | Turning a Family Home Into Australia’s Wildest Light Show

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Autographs, Punch-Ons & Goon Bags | Rapid-Fire Yarns With The Baron

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Silly Saturday #17 The Craziest Ambulance Stories You’ve Ever Heard

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The Fantastic Testicle | The Baron’s Swollen Nut & Why Blokes Need to Get Checked

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The Side You Don’t See | The Baron on Fatherhood, Disability & Holding It Together

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Peanut Butter, Sausage Rolls & Life in Tassie | The Baron Gets Personal

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Silly Saturday 16: Moxey’s Ambo Nightmares & The No-Stopper Special

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The English Language Is a Cunt | The Baron vs Words That Make No Sense

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Lost in Amsterdam | The Baron, a Sex Show & the World’s Nicest Non-Taxi Driver

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The Baron’s Yarns | TikTok Fame, Mining Origins & Why Viral Doesn’t Pay

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Silly Saturday #15: Cracktivities, Croc Attacks & Close Calls

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Make It Happen | Craig Membrey on Loss, Lessons, Legends & Living All In

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The Wildest 60th Ever | Craig Membrey’s B'Day Party That Went Off the Rails

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From One Crane to a Fleet | Craig Membrey on Business, Vegas & Chasing Big Dreams

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Silly Saturday #14 Coriander Conspiracies, Viagra Jam & Deep Heat Disasters

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The Bling King’s Legacy | Craig Membrey, Mental Health, Loss & Making It Happen

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Fighters, Fame & Fast Lives | Clay Waterman on Ali, Miami Nights & Sparring Legends

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Beyond the Ring | Clay Waterman’s Mission to Change Australia Through Boxing & Culture

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