All Episodes

#502: Conor McGregor's Leg Conspiracies + NBA Rookies + Prostate Exams

#501: NBA Finals + UFC in DC + Dice vs. Ari Shaffir

#500! w/ Steve Rannazzisi, Chad Zumock and Howie Dewey

#499: Sam Says the SEC is 'Weak' + The Clippers v Chris Paul + Best NCAA BBall Freshmen

#498: Cowboys Make Big Mistake + Are Sam's Clippers Screwed? + Canelo/Crawford

#497: NFL Preview + Hottest WNBA Player + Sound-Effect Duel w/ Chad Zumock

#496: Sam Gets Bad News + Best NFL Draft Players + Did Teeb Get Us Booted From YouTube?

#495: Punch Drunk Sports is LIVE! + Chiefs Conspiracy Theory + NBA All Star Flop

#494: "Jizz Mittens" + NFL Playoff Predictions + College Football Recap (now with more Sam Tripoli!)

#493: Conor McGregor's Trouble + NBA Ratings Plummet + Tyson-Paul Disappointment with Poet Sam Tripoli

#492: Is Tyson-Paul Legit? + NFL QB Mania + Bronny James w/ Sec. of Agriculture Sam Tripoli

#491: "Overdogs!" + Panthers Pain + Should Tua Retire? + UFC Sphere Debacle

#490: "Live From Mount Everest!" + Caleb Williams and NFL Preseason + ESPN's Demise

#489: Dongzilla Minus One + Are the Mavs Done? + Teeb's Big Break + WNBA Eating Its Own (Sam Tripoli Remix)

#488: "All-Naked Boutique Hotel" + Fury/Usyk + Tyson/Paul + NBA Playoffs with substitute teacher Sam Tripoli

#487: "Your Favorite Quarterly Podcast" with Content Creator Sam Tripoli + NFL Draft + UFC

#486: "Johnny Apples" + Mahomes vs. Brady + HUGE announcement + fixed Super Bowl bets

#485: "Koogratulations" + FSU Conspiracy Theory + Ohtani and the Dodgers

#484: "The Las Vegas Monsters" + Fantasy Sports Talk + NFL/NBA + Arguing! ft. Sam Tripoli

#483: "How Many Leagues Are You In?" + NFL Week 3 with Emergency 3rd QB Sam Tripoli

#482: "2023 NFL Extravaganza" with 6 p.m. Meeting Host Sam Tripoli

#481: "For Sam, Idle Hands Quickly Have a B*ner in Them"

#480: "Now We're Rollin'" with Substitute Teacher Sam Tripoli

#479: "Geography of Southern California" with part-time tour guide Sam Tripoli

#478: "David Duke's Banjo Hits" with crisis actor Sam Tripoli

#477: "The 19th Hole is Your Mouth"

#476: "Together Again: The Guys Return to Studio"

#475: "Take Care" with Nick Youssef and Executive of the Year Sam Tripoli

#474: "The Yelps" with unofficial LeBron James biographer Sam Tripoli

#473: "Back-ish" with Geopolitical Balloon Expert Sam Tripoli

#472: "Last of the Best" with Santa-in-Waiting Sam Tripoli

#471: "Postmates" with Earl Skakel

#470: "Piling On" with Sarah Tiana and Sam Tripoli

#469: "Hittin' Dongers" with Michael Carter

#468: "The Deadliest Catch" with special (needs) guests Sam Tripoli and iPad

#467: "Where Losers Lose" with associate defensive coordinator Sam Tripoli

#466: "O Teeb, Where Art Thou?" with special master Sam Tripoli

#465: "The Calm Before the Storm"

#464: "Roe vs. D. Wade Phillips" with Nick Youssef

#463: "The Z-Man Cometh" with Chad Zumock

#462: "LonelyFans.com"

Punch Drunk Sports #461: "2022 NFL Draft Extravaganza"

Punch Drunk Sports #460: "The Woker"

#459: "Double AIDS" with Krav Maga expert Sam Tripoli

#458: "Corpus Crispy" with interim head coach Sam Tripoli

#457: "All Apologies" with guest MC Sam Tripoli

#456: "The Rooney Rule Episode" with Kareem Matthews

#455: "Toilet Licker" with Associate Pastor Sam Tripoli

#454: "I Am Morpheus!" with guest lecturer Sam Tripoli

#453: "Oh the Zumanity!" with Chad Zumock and guest host Sam Tripoli

#452: "Cobalt" with Steven Randolph

#451: "Houston, TX" featuring Sam Tripoli!

#450: "The Great Dane" with special guest Sam Tripoli

#449: Sam Tripoli Presents: "D*ck Duped"

#448: "Multiple Choice" with special guest host Sam Tripoli

#447: "'Tooners with Boomers" featuring Nate Diaz and Sam Tripoli

#446: "Live From a Water Park" with Gabe Killian and guest host Sam Tripoli

#445: "S**t Take" with Ari Shaffir and Mickey Gall (for real this time)

#444: "Durken ba Dorken" with guest Sam Tripoli

#443: "Ad-stravaganza"

#442: "Professionals"

#441: "Knuckle in Your Mud Whistle" with special guest host Sam Tripoli

#440: "The Joe Rogan Expeience" with Ari Shaffir

#439: "More Offensive Tweets" with Gareth Reynolds

#438: "Instrumental Reasons"

#437: "Road Trippin'" with Chris Neff

#426: "Feline's Upper Carate" ft. the improv stylings of Sam Tripoli

#425: "Dr. Masseuse"

#424: "Dummy Tax" with Ari Shaffir

#423: "Look Out for that Tree, Michael!"

#422: "First Kicker to Come out of the Closet"

#421: "Samantha Tripple"

#420: "The Most Right Mother****** in the World"

#419: "The Man Without a Face" with Gabe Killian

#418: "Where is Sam Driving Now?"

#417: "Buzz Lightyear"

#416: Turning Over a New Leaf

#415: The Christmas NBA Draft Spectacular

#414: "The Z-Man Returns" with Chad Zumock

#413: "Rite Aid, Wrong Time" with Sam Tripoli

#412: "The Year of the Asterisk"

#411: "David Letterman and Dustin Hoffman talk no sports" with Jeff Richards

#410: "Teeb's New Sticks" with Chris Brockman

#409: "Aaron's Love Cocoon"

#408: "Look What Gary Tweeted!" with Gareth Reynolds

#407: "Rubbing It In" with Kareem Matthews & Eric Oligny

#406: "The Tripoli Intro" with Earl Skakel

#405: "Dunking on the Fellas" with Craig Kilborn

#404: "H-O-M-E-S" with Simply Don Barris

#403: "Not Don Barris" with Aaron Brungardt

#402: "Babies R Us" with Steve Rannazzisi and Ghost/Ninja Tripoli

#401: "Jelly Bellies" with Steve Rannazzisi

#400: "Showgirls" with Aaron Brungardt

#399: "The People's Court" with Tait Fletcher, Ari Shaffir and Aaron Brungardt

#398: "Cream Pie Champ" with Gabe Killian

#397: "Whisper Sports" with Ari Shaffir

#396: "Bucket of Kisses" with special guest Sam Tripoli

#395: Sam Tripoli, aka "Fell-oton," returns

#394: "Your Name Here"

#393: "The Week Everything Fell Apart"

#392: "Meeting Aaron's Future Ex-Wife" with Aaron Brungardt

#391: "Jhalil Lee" with the full crew

#390: "What happened to Punch Drunk?"

#389: "J*zz Rhino" and the return of Sam Tripoli

#388: "What Now?" with Ari Shaffir

#387: "Breaking News with No-Neck Ed"

#386: "8 Years In, And Still Not a Single Compliment"

#385: "Manuel" with Ari Shaffir

#384: "One Bidet at a Time" with Ari Shaffir

#383: "Sushin' it Up" with Ari Shaffir

Debating "Best of the Decade" and talking cat-dogs with Duncan Trussell

#382: "Box Nanny" with Ari Shaffir and Andy Ruther

#381: "Spoiling the Beans" with Deric Poston and Ehsan Ahmad

#380: "Adventurous Dresser" with Ari Shaffir and Brian Redban

#379: "White Power Nanny"

#378: "Cajones for Mahones"

#377: "Street Meds"

#376: "Black Amish"

#375: "Jayson Was in a Street Fight" with Punkie Johnson

#374: "PHDs should be legal" with Rene Casas and Angelo Pisu

#373: "Cut That" with our Canadian friend Garnet

#372: “Personal Pumpkin” with Jessica Wellington & Angelo Pisu

#371: "Catch the Taste" with Tom Green

#370: "Ari Shaffir: Coward?" with Mat Edgar and Brian Redban

#369: "Murdered by The Mandalorian" with Tait Fletcher

#368: "P-Day" with Brian Redban

#367: "All About the Belgiumans"

#366: "Every Rarely" with Jon Reep and Brenton Biddlecombe

#365: "Mention This Call to Action" with Gabe Killian

#364: "Ronda Lousy" with Brian Redban

#363: "Pillow Talk" with Ryan O'Neill and Brian Redban

#362: "Paiging Peg" with Ari Shaffir and Brian Redban

#361 "Workers!" with Brig Avery and Brian Redban

#360: “Inside Traitor” with Ari Shaffir and Brian Redban

#359: "The Non-Virgin Islands" with Willie Macc and Brian Redban

#358: “(Jungle) Girl Talk” with Eleanor Kerrigan and Sara Weinshenk

#357: “Sports Talk” with David Deery

#356: "The Stupid Dummies Ride Again" with Duncan Trussell and Brian Redban

#355: "Sam Gets C*ck Bombed" with Ehsan Ahmad and Brian Redban

#354: "Top Gunt" with Brian Redban

#353: "Sam Marks His Territory"

#352: "Yummy Mummies" with Steven Randolph and Bill DeWitt

#351: "Sam Was Right!" with Sandy Danto and Brian Redban

#350: "Little Joey" with Tony Hinchcliffe and Brian Redban

#349: "Getting the Poison Out" with Steve Rannazzisi and Brian Redban

#348: "Saying 'Yes' to Crack" with Jamie Kilstein and Kareem Matthews

#347: "Mourning Ari, Sam and Nanny" with Gabe Killian

#346: "Ari Shaffir Makes a Baby Cry" with Ari Shaffir and Jeff Danis

#345: "Derek Cheater" with Ari Shaffir and Brian Redban

#344: "Knocking Your Tits Off" with Jerron Horton, Jeff Danis and Brian Redban

#343: "American Boners" with Kareem Matthews

#342: "Steven Randolph processes credit cards and a difficult sexual experience"

#341: "Esther Ku and Redban too"

#340: "Luis J. Gomez teaches Kim Congdon a lesson"

#339: "Return of the Bag of Bets" with Steve Rannazzisi

Sam Tripoli and Jayson Thibault answer fan questions; Eleanor Kerrigan talks Andrew Dice Clay

#338: "Are These Too Big?" with Brian Redban and Mike Jaglin

#337: "Space Cramps" with Ari Shaffir

#336: "Bye Chad?" with Eddie Pence

#335: "Mother Mucker" with David Deery and Jim Florentine

#334: "Paparazzo Perv" with Ari Shaffir and Kevin Brennan

#333: "Definitely Not Talking About LeBron James" with Kareem Matthews

#322: Remembering Brody Stevens with Brian Redban

#321: Ari Shaffir returns to studio, 'hacks' Chad Zumock's Twitter

#320: Torching Hollywood with Jimmy Shubert

#319: "Sam's Dumbass Smartphone" with Ari Shaffir, Kareem Matthews, and Jim Florentine

#318: "RIP Dionne Warwick" with Chad Zumock

#317: "Fight Nanny Lives"

#316: "Sam Does His Crossfire Voice" with David Deery

#315: "Black Magic" with Kareem Matthews

#314: "2018 Finale" with Cort McCown

#313: "The White Trash Super Bowl" with Tony Hinchcliffe and Josh Martin

#312: "Betting on Basketball" with Kareem Matthews

#311: Ryan Sickler joins Sam and Teeb in studio

#310: “Kids Ask the Darndest Questions”

#309: "Vinny Textaverde" with Zane Helberg, Chad Zumock

#308: Ari Shaffir's Icy Hot balls, with Steve Rannazzisi

#307: The guys recap ATC Festival with Steve Rannazzisi

#306: Ari Shaffir and guest Josh Wolf are live!

#305: "The Other White Gravy"

#304: "Tiger Woods is Important to Tennis" with Ruben Paul

#303: "I'll Take It" with the full crew, plus a call from Chad Zumock

Breaking News: Teeb agrees to take hot dog up the bum

#302: "Jizz on my Toast" with Jason Rouse

#301: "Thru Bookin'" with Darren Carter

#300: Celebrating episode 300 with Bill Burr

#299: "The Worst Episode Ever" with Luis J. Gomez

Sam Tripoli loses it over James Gunn, plus the guys talk Twitter tattletales

#298: "Hindsight is 40/40" with Ryan O'Neill

#297: Perving out with Ralph Sutton and Shawn Pelofsky

#296: Kickin' it with Kato Kaelin

#295: Sam Tripoli returns from hiatus

#294: “Names on Walls” with Lucas Hirl

#293 “Live Your Life” with Jeff Danis and Ryan O’Neill

#292: Live from Skankfest with Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, and Ryan O’Neill

#291: Ari Shaffir's wack sack is back in studio

#290: Brian Redban's NBA Free Agency Special

The Best Acid Story of All Time

#289: "False Flag" (the other one where Sam Tripoli storms off) with Nick Youssef

Teeb offers Sam a way out of the hot dog bet

#288: "Kurt Metzger thinks he's on Tin Foil Hat," with Brody Stevens

#287: "Somebody Stop Me!" with Kareem Matthews

#286: Nailing segues with Gareth Reynolds

#285: Cut Your Junk for Big Dollars with David Deery

#284: Talking hoops and Twitter politics with Dwayne Perkins, Shaan Joshi, and Jeff Danis

Ari Shaffir talks Mitzi memorial, jizzing in pools

#283: Ari Shaffir is back in studio, with guest Steve Rannazzisi

#282: Punch Drunk gets Dirty with Joe Praino and Andy Ruther

Extended Patreon Preview: The Fat Man Returns

#281: Yelling about LeBron with Steve Rannazzisi + Fight Mommy, Jeff Danis visit with Twatsy

Teeb cock blocks himself

#280: NBA champ Scot Pollard thinks we're smart

Joe Rogan reveals his favorite Comedy Store era, with Don Barris

#279: Teeb's Mom sets us all straight, with Tait Fletcher in studio

#278: Kevin Brennan burns bridges, Ari Shaffir Skypes from Australia, and Scott Ross talks UFC

#277: Sam returns and we all act like nothing happened

Sam Tripoli makes his return to Punch Drunk on the Super Secret Pod

#276: "Vapes out the Gates" with Seibo Shen from VapeXhale

#275 "Sam Walks Out (again)" with Pat Barker

Duncan Trussell talks about dating a coal miner

Teeb pulls guy from crashed car, offers him advice

#274 "Yoko Uno" with Josh Martin and Chris Burns

#273 "One-Bite Banana" with Brian Redban

#272 "The Open Michael Jordans" with Jeremiah Watkins

Don Barris learns about the Josh Martin Bag of Bets incident

#271 Car detailing and movie trivia with Mark Ellis and Rose Lleshi

#270 Taking Calls with Mickey Gall

Bobby Lee vs. Sam, and Bret Ernst analyzes Teeb's laugh

#268 Feldmaniacs with Chris Porter

#267 "Django Chained" with Brian Moses and Tony Hinchcliffe

#266 "@SorryShaffir" with Jamie Kilstein and Mike Ricca

#265 "The Bite Nanny" with Johnny Sanchez and Bert Kreischer

#264 Brody Stevens' Tennis Elbow

#263: Bert Kreischer and Mickey Gall join the guys from The Comedy Store

#262 "It's a Girl" with Steve Rannazzisi

#261 KRT with Jerry Rocha

A Very Special Episode with Bobby Lee

#260 Hitchhiker's Hell with David Deery

Sam almost got into a fight at The Comedy Store, and Casey Kasem vs. Kurt Warner

#259 "Gary is Back" with Gareth Reynolds

Sam and Jayson answer fan questions

#258 "Cool Down" with Eleanor Kerrigan

Naming Sam's new album, and what you'd do for $1 million

#257 "I'm Comfortable With This Episode" with Kareem Matthews

The guys talk Louis CK, Tiffany Haddish, and the hot dog bet

#256 "Live Dead Girls"

Kevin Spacey is pissed off

#255 "Gay for Gall" with Brian Redban, Mickey Gall, Sam Tripoli, Jayson Thibault, and Fight Nanny

#254 "Jewish Usain Bolt" with Ari Shaffir, Jayson Thibault and Sam Tripoli

#253 "Simon and Gunfunkle" with Gabe Killian

#252 "The Welcher" with Mo Mandel, Ari Shaffir, Sam Tripoli, Jayson Thibault and Fight Nanny

#251 "Drunktober" with Danish & O'Neill, Sam Tripoli, Jayson Thibault, and Ari Shaffir

Mo Mandel is almost blackballed from Hollywood, with Jayson Thibault, Sam Tripoli, and Chad Zumock

#250 "Take a Knee" with Ari Shaffir, Jayson Thibault, Fight Nanny, and Johnny Woodard on stats

The Teeb gets a new manager, and the guys talk comedy with Eleanor Kerrigan and Eddie Pepitone

Sean Carrigan talks Mayweather-McGregor with Sam Tripoli and Jayson Thibault

#249 "Pink Fan Club" with Jayson Thibault, The Fight Nanny, and Johnny Woodard

Ari Shaffir and Sam Tripoli renew fight talks, with Bret Ernst in studio

#248 Doughnut Eskimo Brothers with Ari Shaffir, Jayson Thibault, Sam Tripoli, and The Fight Nanny

#247 The Kardashian Curse with Ari Shaffir, Jayson Thibault and Sam Tripoli

#246 "Mayor McCheese" with Ari Shaffir, Jayson Thibault and Sam Tripoli

#246 Chink Filet With Steve Rannazzisi and Tait Fletcher

#245 North Korea Needs A Shave!

Bobby Lee talks spa dick pics and sobriety

#244 The Scarlet H

#243: Coldbiashi vs. Joey Chestbutt with Tony Hinchcliffe

#242 Carb Up and Hydrate With Redban

#241 Ari on Netflix "Double Negative"

#240 Eddie Ifft vs. Iron Man

Patreon Freebie: Bert Kreischer talks urethra play, Ari has a disgusting revelation

#239 Wheeler Walker Jr.

#238 Joey Diaz - Tiptop McGoo

#237 Ari's Gas Chamber

Ari Shaffir, Jayson Thibault and Sam Tripoli plan anal bleaching, talk Ellismania fight

#236 The Bleach Boys - Rannazzisi and Ari

#235 Me put pee pee in your Coke With Alonzo Bodden

Joe Rogan, Tom Segura and Don Barris talk boxing, U2 with the guys

Sam Tripoli and Jayson Thibault talk comedy with Jason Gillearn

#234 Legion of Mickey SeGall

#233 Church of Punch Drunk Now With Lee Syatt

#232 Fighter and the Nanny

#231 Ari Shaffir is BACK!

Jason Ellis and Mike Tully analyze the Sam Tripoli vs. Ari Shaffir fight, talk drugs and SiriusXM

#230 Juggalo's Dad with Sarah Tiana

Bert Kreischer talks "The Machine" story, with Mickey Gall in studio

Bryan Callen ponders fighting Joe Rogan and sweet talks Fight Nanny

#229 Mickey Gall and sweater kittens

#228 Unblock-Party

Ex-UFC champ Josh Barnett talks cuckolding with Tait Fletcher, Tamer Kattan and Sam Tripoli

#227 Pukazizisi with Al Madrigal

#226 10 - "C Word" limit

Brian Redban, Todd Shapiro and Kate Quigley talk "pegging" with Sam Tripoli

#225 Legend of Tripoli with Mark Ellis and Adam Hunter

#224 No Business like Show Business w/ Fahim Anwar

#223 Highway to Heaven w/ Tait Fletcher & Theo Von

#222 JJ for President with Chris Wylde

#221 Ka-moo-moo with Gareth Reynolds

#220 Spoiler Alerts Comedy Club

#219 Cleanest Pod Ever With Steve Rannazzisi

#218 Frank the Roast Battle Champ

#217 Jareds Big Brother

#216 Brain Sportsman

#215 Gaydolph Shitler

#214 Goldberg Auditions

#213 Mickey Gall in Studio

#212 FAT SAM COMETH

#211 Legion of Pubes

#210 Spoiler Alert

#209 Add the Gold

#208 Brody PDS Storms off #5

#207 Sportsban breaks down UFC 205

#206 Rick Springfield live from the Brown Drain

#205 Pukeazzisi 3

#204 Mickey Call

#203 Rugged

#202 $2.75 in Quarters

#201 Propounded for pound champ

#200 Internet Flu

#199 2-0 Mickey Gall

#198 Millennial Falcon

#197 BuCALLky

#196 Ari Im Sorry

#195 Touchbutt with Dorks

#194 NOlympics

#193 Just Say Sorry

#192 Bag of Death with Tom Brady Matthews

#191 Jew can run....

#190 Frenemies with Benefits

#189 Bertday cake w/ Tom Segura

#188 Mickey Gall Bladder

#187 Why so fat with Bert Kreischer

#186 Big Jay Oakerson

#185 Flight Nanny

#184: It's A Numbers Game With Sportsban

#183 Puberaham Lincoln

#182 Pizza Sleepover with Gareth Reynolds

#181 Kill Her Mic

#180 Better Call Shane With Theo Von

#179 Tinder Box

#178 The Go In Gomez

#177 Homocomical

#176 Firecracker in a Cheeseburger

#175 Sunny Diaz

#174 Sweet 16 Cookies

#173 The Fart Funnel

#172 Rogan & 3 Diaz's calls

#171 Jew Crutches

#170 Faker Fans

#169 No Snowballs No Profanity

#168 The Frank and Sam Show

#167 Oklahoma City of Angels

#166 Daveeeed Duke

#165 Gary

#164 El Chopo

#163 Vaginal ReJewVination

Classic Episode: Teeb and Ari's Golf Bet 3-27-2012

#162 Last cast of 2015

#161 Hang-up-a-palooza

#160 TEEB does nothing for this show

#159 $300,000 Blowjob

#158 Birdbath

#157 Lousy Rousey

#156 Actual Sports Talk

#155 Double Jebardy

#154 The Intervention

#153 #DrunkLivesMatter

#152 Stephen A. Shit

#151 BBOG

Classic PDS: Ari Loves Babies 11-20-12