All Episodes

Being a Colonizer, Gorilla SWAT Teams, and Doing Pubic Hair Checks to Frame People

Touching Nipples With Bigfoot, Getting Breast Implants To Impress Your Dad, and Committing Terrorism In the Name Of Love

Burning dead bodies, buying a human, and sleeping in a van with a man

Racoons stealing Viagra, calling fat women, and a freaky grandma

Framing people for pooping in public, calling in bomb threats, and living with a Nazi

Leaving your family with nothing after you die, having fat kids, and sexy King Kong

Starting a family drug problem, a sexy grandma saving the day, and helping people become rich.

Finding a sexy Bigfoot, throwing dangerous animals at people, and covering yourself in blood.

Smearing mustard on yourself, showering with a Star Wars villain, and risking everyone's life on an airplane.

Torturing your new coworker, giving a racoon colon cancer, and starting a travel show!

Walking into an amputee meeting, using a merry-go-round to poop, and have a guard tower in your house.

Getting your wife addicted to drugs, cutting a wedding ring out of your chest, and meeting a rat pimp.

Convincing people that they murdered someone, selling dead animals, and becoming a crawfish president

Shooting a cannon at a family, training people for the apocalypse, and bringing a spear to a public pool

Hanging criminals with hair, being in an old person gang, and playing with pickles

Trapping people in a reptile terrarium, supporting child labor, and ripping old peoples' hair out

Taking drugs and falling asleep at the wheel, selling people as a monthly subscription, and making ASMR

Lifting 900 hamsters, Highway fatalities by a dog driving a car, and pulling objects from your underwear

Attacking people with corn, throwing cats off of trains, and getting your computer searched

Collecting crippled people, showering with your laptop, and fighting a demon

Being a trashy cigarette mom, stealing teeth and toenails, and not knowing the difference between elbows and knees

Shaving people's legs while under a table, having a kid fight an inmate, and creating a multi-dollar sock business!

Becoming a worm person, surprise wrestling strangers, and giving your girlfriend a dead deer

Dying in someone's chimney, Naked Santa, and trying to date a 3,000 year old woman.

Taking a man on a hunt in a Walmart bathroom, forcing people to eat your old bread, and mourning our dead cohost.

Letting a man inside your clothes with you, wearing wet socks to bed, and concerning every father.

Murdering armadillos in front of your family, a bird cult, finding your boyfriend in witness protection.

Bringing racoon blood to your doctor, dating a man with wounds, and drinking antifreeze.

Sleeping on mattress you found at a dump, kidnapping people for open heart surgery, and buying your own grave plot.

Using a school bus to stop crime, letting dangerous animals out into a city, and becoming a Pharoah.

Scaring kids with a fat man in a tub, wearing human skin to scare your grandma, and dying on the Oregon trail.

Chopping off the heads of mice in front of students, bringing a live bear into a classroom, and fighting your homeless father to the death

Giving taxidermy animals to children, a bunch of turned-on crocodiles, and letting people die in a hospital

Kidnapping fat people, Fighting your wife in an underground fight club, and dating an Italian prince

Going on a date with 3 guys, living in a van with 3 guys, and popping out of bushes to meet women

Drinking pee in a business meeting, having a very special relationship with a janitor, and being addicted to sneezes.

Santa is flying a B-52 bomber, making a grown man your baby, and giving crab facts to women.

Knocking people out and collecting their teeth, getting speech impediments, and going deep in the woods with some lumberjacks.

Making children train for WW1, throwing your wife at someone, and reindeer helping the Russians fight Ukraine.

Threatening people in a bathroom, an electric grandmother, and talking to a guy about his amputated leg.

Doing drive by shootings in an airplane, fighting old ladies, and helping the disabled

Puking on people in an elevator, trying on strangers' shoes, and drafting Anne Frank for combat

Putting out cigarettes on your Uber Driver, what white men are truly afraid of, and putting frogs in mailboxes.

Becoming the wife of the house, belittling a father and robbing a bank as penguin people.

Kissing dead people and giving death prophecies at a funeral, and talking about those darn white people.

Taking deaf and blind kids to the movies, gaslighting a robber, and getting extra credit.

Putting bees in a guy's pants, pulling a gun on a plane, and curling up and dying.

Stealing doorknobs, becoming a man's wife, and helping someone with life threatening problems

Massaging the shoulders of a kidnapper, mannequin people, and seeking counseling on Craigslist

Killing people at the Bass Pro pyramid, peeing rocks, and a shrimp cult

Social justice for Centaurs, a monkey active shooter, and drunk dogs that drive.

Marrying a fat redneck in a pool, hiring the vulnerable, and admitting to a hit and run on Craigslist

Having multi-personality disorder, and making people bungy jump for their food

Biting the legs of prisoners, spooning strangers, and FUNerals

Becoming a dictator, 18,000 dead cows, and hiring a babysitter off of Craigslist.

Dating women on an oil rig and showing off your juggling skills!

Ruining your kids, raising moral, and giving advice to those in need

Being afraid of escalators, WWE wrestling, and buying a boat on Craigslist

Dying, getting rich, and murdering a French reindeer.

Job interviews, Films, and buying dolls on Craigslist

Making people afraid, being a superhero, and giving advice

Changing laws, Not Judging others, and being movie buffs

Entrepreneurship, being homeless, and a guy is missing his pants.

House fires, Casual B&Es and making new friends.

Bosses, zombies and a dog roommate