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Quit Your Band While You Still Can — 220 episodes
EP 215
EP 214 IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME
EP 213 HOT TAKES
EP 212 HICKEYS HAVE FALLEN OFF
EP 211
EP 210 DONG FANG
EP 209 AND WE'RE BACK
EP 208 FAREWELL TO THE BASEMENT
EP 207 FORESKIN
EP 206 NOT FOR NOTHING
EP 205
EP 204
EP 203 THE ANTS FROM ANTZ
EP 202 W BRIGDON AND PAUL
EP 201
EP 200 OURS IS CHROME W SUPERHEAVEN
EP 199 FIRST DAY IN AUSSI
EP 198
EP 197 THEY CALLED HIM GAY LARRY
EP 196 EVERYONE HAS HEMORRHOIDS
EP 195 ARE WE VINTAGE? WITH WALTER DELGADO
EP 194 I DON'T KNOW IF HE NEEDS IT
EP 193 EAR BLOCKERS
EP 192 TIKTOK BADBOY MEET UP
EP 191 THIS IS NOT AN INTERVIEW WITH SPIRITUAL CRAMP
EP 190 YOU WOULD LOVE MY WALMART WITH JOIE
EP 189 NIGERIAN FRED ARMISEN
EP 188 CAN WE JUST HAVE A CONVERSATION?
EP 187 THE WHOLE OCEANS CAST WITH JON SIMMONS
EP 186 SOCIAL MEDIA HIATUS PEOPLE
EP 185 ROLLERBLADE SHOPPING
EP 184 HARDBOILED EGG GUYS
EP 183 REALISTIC DOLL BABY START UP
EP 182 BRUCE WILLIS DISEASE
EP 181 FLOORED
EP 180 SHE BASICALLY CALLED MY DAD GAY
EP 179 WE DO IT FOR THE HEADS
EP 178 TAYLOR'S IMPENDING ALCOHOLISM
EP 177 A DIFFERENT PATHETIC GROUP OF PEOPLE
EP 176 THERE WAS 30 OF THESE GUYS
EP 175 ROBERT DE NIRO'S PRONOUNS
EP 174 GOING ON TOUR W/ JON SIMMONS (BALNCE AND COMPOSURE)
EP 173 FIFTEEN BRAZZERS ACCOUNTS
EP 172 IS HE EVEN ITALIAN?
EP 171 I THINK THAT WAS A EUROPEAN GUY
EP 170
EP 169
EP 168 HOW DARE WE
EP 167 THROWUP BREAK
EP 166 RELEASE THE FILES
EP 165 HAVE WE TALKED ABOUT THE MONKEY
EP 164 CAN I HAVE A DOLLAR W JON SIMMONS
EP 163 WHAT TO WATCH WITH MY WIFE
EP 162 BANANA SUIT W GLARE
EP 161 BEFORE YOU PULL THE CHUTE
EP 160 GOT OUT OF JURY DUTY
**PATREON PREVIEW EP 117**
EP 159 WE WENT TO EUROPE AND SURVIVED (BARELY)
EP 158 NOW THATS A CHORE
EP 157 BEING BAD AT POOL
EP 156 - KEEP CANDY PERRY OUT OF SPACE
EP 155 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG JUSTICE
EP 154 - RIP GODDESS BUNNY TAP DANCER
EP 153 - WIM HOF W/JON & BRITTANY
EP 152 - I'M KINDA GEN Z
EP 151 - PODCASTING IS MY PURPOSE
EP 150 - COSBY IN THE TURTLE COSTUME
EP 149 GET UNDERNEATH THERE!!!
EP 148 IN THE COLD
EP 147 GETTING BANNED
EP 146 FEELING LIKE AN NPC
EP 145 CAMEO HEATERS
EP 144 THEME PARK GUY W/ DAN ROSE & WILL LEVY
EP 143 IN THE CASTING COUCH W GORDIE AND SAL (KOYO)
EP 142 WE'RE NOT STARTING OVERPO
EP 141 ON THE ROAD AGAIN
EP 140 NEW SUPERHEAVEN
EP 139 AGAIN, NOT MY GUY
EP 138 MARRIED TO A ROLLER COASTER
EP 137 TURNING ON THE COSTCO GUYS
EP 136
EP 135 SWAGULAR
EP 134 NEW CAR ACQUIRED
EP 133 KRATOM
EP 132 W MATT & JON (YOUR MORNING BREAKFAST)
EP 131 W DORIAN (SOUL SEARCH)
EP 130 CHOP EM UP FOR ME W JOIE
EP 129 I THINK YOU'D BE ALRIGHT W/ CHEF JAMES NARDONE
EP 128 - YA CAN'T KNOCK A MAN WITH A PLAN
EP 127 I DON'T WANNA GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT
EP 126 IMAGINE IF YOU GOT THE BIN LADEN FOLLOW ON IG (W PAULSHOCK)
EP 125
EP 124 RUSH W/ BRITAIN WEYANT & KENNY VASOLI
EP 123 OKAY LETS GO
EP 122 MISTER SOFTEE W/ JON SIMMONS
EP 121 NEW STUDIO W/ PAUL AND NICK (WEBBED WING)
PATREON PREVIEW BONUS MAILBAG EPISODE
EP 120 BEANIE BABIES W KAT AND COLE FROM SCOWL
EP 119 WE GOTTA GET THAT TAPE W NICKY PALERMO
EP 118 COME GET THIS SLURP W JUSTICE TRIPP (ANGEL DU$T/TRAPPED UNDER ICE/COLD MEGA)
EP 117 CALL US
EP 116 MAILBAG
EP 115 CONSERVATIVE QUEEN
EP 114 FREE THE DOLPHINS
EP 113 NO ONES NEW HERE
EP 112 AMERICA #1
EP 111 YEAH BABY
EP 110 PINNIES
EP 109 OOPS ALL CAPTIN CRUNCH
EP 108 TESTING THE WATERS
EP 107 THE MOST REGULAR LOOKING WHITE GUY
EP 106 (PATREON EP 78 GUY W/ WEBBED WING)
EP 105 DIDN'T HE GET CANCELLED?
EP 104 CARLESS
EP 103 VLOGGERS
EP 102 BUBBLES
EP 101
EP 100 SMOKO W/ JEM OF SPEED
EP 99 A BEAUTIFUL SHOW ABOUT FRIENDSHIP W/ PONY (SAM & MATTY)
EP 98 TOO CLOSE
EP 97 PICKLE GUY W/ WILL YIP
EP 96 WHEN HE GOES
EP 95 VERY TOPICAL
EITHER SIDE OF THE TABLE
EP 93 THE ELECTRICIAN FEAT NENA (MY DOG)
EP 92 GRIMACE W/ CASEY & JOEY (EVERY MOVIE IS GOOD, GAG, APEX PREDATOR)
EP 91 SINBAD W/ SPECIAL GUEST
EP 90 THE CURIOUS CASE
EP 89 FOREST GUMP W/ DOYLE (CLOAKROOM & NOTHING)
EP 88 ROLLED UP LOOKIN' LIKE ABE LINCOLN
EP 87 MAGERK'S
EP 86 GIVING SHELDON W/ BOB WILSON (MOTHER OF MERCY/FYA/OFF THE TRACKS)
EP 85 WELCOME TO METALORE
EP 84 SUCK ON'EM ENOUGH..THEY'LL PRODUCE MILK
EP 83 A CRYING SHAME
EP 82 CAPPIN WITH SAM ALLEN OF ANXIOUS/GI BILL & OLIVIA JOHNSON OF PRIZE HORSE
EP 81 150 DB WILL KILL YOU
EP 80 IT BLOWS MY MIND HOW ABSOLUTELY GAY LINKIN PARK IS
EP 79 SO MUCH PISS
OUR WORST SOUNDING POD YET
EP 77 SUCKING THUMBS W/ YOUR MORNING BREAKFAST (MATT & JON)
EP 76 HAPPY BIRTHDAY
EP 75 WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
EP 74 SUCKPIECE W/ SKYLAR SARKIS OF TAKING MEDS
EP 73 KISS HIM BACK
EP 72 TRASH TV W/ KENNY VASOLI OF THE STARTING LINE/VACATIONER
EP 71 I'M A LAWYER
EP 70 CORIANDER W/ MADDI & TONY OF GEL
EP 69 THE POPCORN GUY
EP 68 I LOST MY VIRGINITY AT SHEN YUN
EP 67 FAMILY GUY
EP 66 THE WALKING BAD
EP 65 MICHAEL SAMUEL L. JACKSON
DONE WITH HOLIDAYS
EP 63 THE PALE MAN
EP 62 WE NEED TO TALK W/ ALAN DAY & DAN O'CONNOR (FOUR YEAR STRONG)
DIDDY THE JOKER
RASTA HALLOWEEN
GIVING THE PASS W/ AARON HEARD
NEGATIVE 70 W/ PRIZE HORSE
GEORGE WASHINGTON WEIGHS A TON
FACES FOR YOUTUBE!
SMOOTH AS EGGS W/ JON SIMMONS AKA CREEKS
BANNED FROM COD W/ COLE GILBERT
THE CHICK THAT CANT BE TOUCHED W/ MATT BAILEY
THE GRINCH THAT STOLE JESUS W/ BO LUEDERS
IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY
PIZZAGATE FT. A CALL WITH ALEX
QUIT YOUR BAND WHILE YOU STILL CAN LIVE AT ORTLIEB'S
BACK FROM TOUR
CHOP SUEY W/ ANTHONY
SOUND AND FURY W/ BRITTY DRAKE
AVOIDO THE NARUTO W/ BOB WILSON
*PATREON EDITION* BALL REFILL
SOME PEOPLE HAVE ALL THE LUCK
TAYLOR AND JAKE GO SHOPPING
ONLY AVAILABLE IN PINK
PROCRASTINATOR
X GAME MODES//VOICEMAILS ARE BACK
MILEY BOBBY BROWN
BOFA
GOOIGI W/ HALEY BUTTERS
MR DINK
BIG BUCKS TRUCK
DOG SHIT ON THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOE
YOUR PRIVILEGE IS SHOWING
KERPLUNK
JARED IS BAD
*PATREON EDITION* POST NUT CLARITY
WE'RE BUILT DIFFERENT
POISON IVY ON THE PP
BACK ALLEY BOYS
ST PATRICK'S GAY
GRANDMA'S FAVORITE PODCAST
THE WILD DUTCHMAN JR
TAY ZENDAYA
A PILE OF SPENT MICRONS
INTERGALACTICALLY SHALLOW
EMIG X QUIT YOUR BAND
MY SIZE PRO
*PATREON EDITION* - WELCOME TO THE NEW YEAR
EPISODE 19
MADISON'S MITTS
GRUMPY
TAYLOR'S IN A BAD MOOD
SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS!
ELEVATOR UNPLUGGED
DON'T SAY IT
RAM JAM WITH JON SIMMONS
TAYLOR AND JAKE HEAR FROM YOU
IS THIS PODCAST OFFENSIVE? WITH BRITTY DRAKE
HOW'S YOUR THING?
Your grape swishers master wayne
Taylor and Jake go to the movies
2 Dollar whopper Tuesday is a LIE!!
Webbed Wing
Whopper Wednesday
Seeking Out The Magic
Australia
What's Up You Fucking Losers?