All Episodes

"In a hundred years, all of us will be dead and buried… so what’s the point of all this?"

"In a musical, nothing dreadful ever happens."

"I love to see a woman playing the cello."

"None of these men are criminals in the usual sense. They've all got jobs. They all live seemingly normal, decent lives."

"Believe us, sir. Your son is not what they told you."

"Different rules apply when it get's this late."

"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."

"Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true."

"How do you know you're not a cop?"

"Attica! Attica!"

"There's another problem. This robbery's pissed off some local villains."

"This ain't no bank robbery!"

"I don't want promises, I want - cash."

"I’ve been boosting cars since I was old enough to see over the dashboard."

"Yes, I'm drunk. And you're beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I'll be sober but you'll still be beautiful."

"A real bank vault?" "Yeah. It's a tough one, too. I looked it up on the Google."

"Dances with Wolves has been quiet these past few days. Is his heart bad?"

"Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring."

"I was not pure. The teleporter insists on inner pure. I was not pure."

"That's not a knife... That's a knife!"

"Who is your dialect coach, the Minions?"

"The way of water has no beginning and no end."

"It's not the plane, it's the pilot."

"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy."

"In space, no one can hear you scream."

"Trust in me.."

"Sawyer, you're going out a youngster but you've got to come back a star!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast."

"Hello, gorgeous!"

"The world is a college of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of business. The world is a business, Mr. Beale.."

"They use blood in their rituals, and the blood with the most power is baby's blood!"

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

"There's no place like home."

"Shane. Shane! Come back! Bye, Shane..."

"It's alive! It's alive!"

"I feel the need... the need for speed!"

"There are two things that are infinite: femininity and means to take advantage of it."

"Is it safe?"

"Here was a girl lying to her mother. Naturally that girl interested me at once."

"In guerrilla warfare, you try to use your weaknesses as strengths."

"Well that's you, Marlowe. You'll never learn, you're a born loser."

"Everyone has a sadistic streak, and nothing brings it out better than the knowledge you've got someone at your mercy."

"Why don't you kids go play on the freeway?"

"Nobody but fairies goes into advertising."

"You've never ridden on a train, have you? They're fantastic! Everybody stands up, close together, and there are no seats!"

"Shut up and deal."

"I am constantly surprised that women's hats do not provoke more murders."

"Don't worship me until I've earned it."

"Other people's dreams are so dull."

"Who wants to be a stray dog? You got to belong to someone, even if he kicks you once in a while."

"Life is a cabaret ol' chum so come to the Cabaret.."

„You've got about as much style as a bowl of turnips."

“I think we both know that she's not my niece."

"Every man... every man has to go through hell to reach paradise."

"We ain't brothers, we ain't partners, and we aint' friends."

"Warm up the choppers. We're moving in."

"Don't worry, buddy. I won't kill her unless you approve."

"We're here as peace keepers, not peace makers."

"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have

"If you dance with the devil, the devil don't change. The devil changes you."

"I’m a politician, which means I’m a cheat and a liar, and when I’m not kissing babies, I’m stealing their lollipops."

"Glasnost gives everyone the right to complain and accuse, but it doesn't make shoes."

"For a diplomat you're not a very good liar."

"Even madness has its own logic. Here, there's none."

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home."

"I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes, Christmas is all around me, And so the feeling grows."

"Every night I cut out my heart. But in the morning it was full again."

Rita Hayworth used to say, "They go to bed with Gilda; they wake up with me."

"It's just a jump to the left..."

"Excuses are like assholes, everybody got one."

"It's a weird case from the start. A case with a hole in the center. A doughnut."

"I've got a new theory about marriage. Two people are in love, they live together, and then suddenly one day, they run out of conversation."

"You are not my husband!"

"Just thinking about the lusts of men makes me want to heave."

"You are a young man dressed as a clown about to be murdered."

"I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off."

"Get ready to fly, bitch!"

"I got an alibi just in case you think I did it. Tighter than a crab's ass, and that is airtight."

"A brilliant man would find a way not to fight a war."

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

"You know, it's a miracle you're not laying up at Emory Hospital. Or decked out at the funeral parlor!"

"Boy, a guy goes to jail for a couple of days and the whole town goes to hell!"

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."

"We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so long."

"He's not crazy, he's not retarded but he's here."

"I'm impressed. You're a killer."

"There is no justice. The rich win, the poor are powerless."

Let's go out dancing! You put on your black dress, and I'll go shave my tongue.

There's a great future in plastics. Think about it. Will you think about it?

"Memories are meant to fade. They're designed that way for a reason."

"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."

"The people who hire me, they don't have to be convinced to save their own lives."

"I remember the Secret Service being tougher."

"I see dead people. They don't know they're dead."

"I'm not supposed to be here."

"John... I'm running out of questions... and you're running out of lies."

"Can I have his shoes when he's dead?"

"Life isn't a '40s movie. You can't just get on a God damn plane and make the whole world come out right!"

I always like sinners a lot better than saints. She was real easy to look at, but I'm glad I never saw her again.

"Livin' with Comanches ain't bein' alive."

"You know, Norman, you really are the sweetest man in the world, but I'm the only one who knows it."

"Twenty dollars? You must be living in style."

"The stuff that dreams are made of."

"They're going to kill me in the morning... I'll never see the sun."

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."

"Don't move. I'll prepare something for you. I'll wait on you. I want to serve you."

"One question. Do you want to stick to that story, or do you want to keep your teeth?"

"The murder rate used to be a thousand a year. Three a day, and that was high. Now it's five. Higher in the summer.."

"I haven't lived. I've died a few times."

"I go to bed with women. They don't ask questions."

"That jerk Karl Marx said opium was the... religion of people. I got news for him, it's money."

"This here's Miss Bonnie Parker. I'm Clyde Barrow. We rob banks."

"When I was a little girl, I - I remember, I lay in bed and I hear my mother downstairs playing the piano.."

"I know how you feel. You don't know if you want to hit me or kiss me. I get a lot of that."

"Want a joint? You know what they say, cops have the best dope."

“I don’t care if you slept with hundreds of men, you’re my mom, and I love you!”

"Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair."

"They call it a Royale with Cheese."

"If it makes you feel any better, I can read tea bags."

“I move around a lot. Not because I’m looking for anything, really, but ’cause I’m getting away from things that get bad if I stay.”

"You have no evidence I killed Kay. You only know because I told you what I saw."

"We all lie to ourselves to be happy."

"It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

"I wake up from a nightmare and find that real life is worse than the dream."

"Which would be worse - to live as a monster, or to die as a good man?"

"A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets."

"You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for."

"The truth is I'm not a doctor or a lawyer. I'm not an airline pilot. I'm nothing really. I'm just a kid in love with your daughter."

Django- [to Big John Brittle]: " I like the way you die, boy."

"I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know it’s not some place you can look for."

"That's my sweetheart in there. Wherever she is, that's where my home is."

...and what a culture can't assimilate, it destroys.

"You can give up, let yourself go... or grit your teeth and hang on like stupid people do."

"You and your plans. You know what my grandmother used to say? If you want to make God laugh... tell Him your plans."

"If there is a war on drugs, then many of our family members are the enemy. And I don't know how you wage war on your own family."

"Don't blind people usually wear dark glasses?" "Do they? I've never seen a blind person."

"If you run, the beast catches you; if you stay, the beast eats you."

"I think you're guilty as sin."

"I just wanna say I think killin' is wrong, no matter who does it, whether it's me or you all or your government."

"Garbage. All I've been thinking about all week is garbage. I mean, I just can't stop thinking about it."

In dreams, I walk with you. In dreams, I talk to you. In dreams, you're mine, all the time. Forever.

"They have no idea what's coming."

"There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information."

"All non-denial denials. They doubt our ancestry, but they don't say the story isn't accurate."

"I've always found that writing comes from a great inner pain."

"I had a farm in Africa, at the foot of the Ngong Hills."

"Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip."

"This is a face only a mother could love. On pay day."

"At my signal, unleash hell!"

"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.."

"I'm old fashioned. I don't believe in extramarital relationships. I think people should mate for life - like pigeons or Catholics."

"I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves."

"Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don't."

"Some people deserve to die."

"The world is what you make of it, friend. If it doesn't fit, you make alterations."

"It must be nice to always believe you know better, to always think you're the smartest person in the room."

"She was just a way of putting you in touch with yourself."

"I can't go back. Religion is sodomizing the country. It's getting in the way of making money."

"Forget everything you've seen on television and in the movies."

"There are three ways of doing things around here- the right way, the wrong way, and the way that I do it."

"Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

"How do I look?"

A woman's hands are much stronger than a man's."

"Don’t call me stupid!"

"You never got me down, Ray."

"You talking to me?"

"Wow. When you can't trust the lawyers and the advertising men, what the hell's America coming to, huh?"

"Well, you get what you settle for."

"God help us, we're in the hands of engineers."

"You say somebody's guilty and everybody believes you. You say he's innocent, and no one cares."

"I want to thank you for seducing my wife. I mean it. The anger kept me going. It was like strong, cold coffee."

"I may not know a winner when I see one, but I sure as hell can spot a loser."

"A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don't listen."

"I tried not to get into this war, and did, now I try to get out, and can't."

"I was such an awful mother... what if you had a mother like Joan Crawford or Lana Turner?"

"Too many people in our society disappear without trace."

"You like watching them die? You like taking them down? Now I'm taking, you down."

"Good morning, Vietnam! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ!"

"For me, stealing's always been a lot like sex."

"Corruption? Corruption is government intrusion into market efficiencies in the form of regulations."

"I'll tell you, right now... I'm in love with you. But, be that as it may, i am not here to force my twisted soul into your life."

"Never have I seen such a maelstrom of bad taste and sheer magic."

"Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme!"

"Who am I?"

"Give it up. It's time to stop running."

"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"

"Well, I'll leave you alone with that lady. But if you behave like a gentleman, I'll break your neck."

"You weren't ugly then. I made you that way."

"How could I have known that murder could sometimes smell like honeysuckle?"

"It is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat!"

"Even in my dreams I feel like an idiot who's about to wake up."

"Wake me up if we crash into the mountain. I wouldn't want to miss that."

"Are you deaf, asshole? No comment!"

"This stinking little carbuncle has had five hundred doses!"

"Maybe I should start taking my pills again."

"I have a soft spot for those canned American beans."

"Use bribe instead of bullets. We are businessmen not the US Marine."

"Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals."

"!I thought you gentleman were Marxists?" "Yes we are, Groucho Marxists!"

"Are you classified as human?" "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

"You're a phony celebrity and in two weeks no one's going to give a shit about you, that's Chicago."

"Didn't your regiment squash the peanut pickers' revolt?" "Sure did." "It sure took guts. All those niggers armed with clubs. And all.."

"There are no answers. Only choices."

"That's a nice haircut. Did you do it yourself?"

"Appearances can be..deceptive."

"Hell is my natural habitat."

"I could kill that bitch!"

"Your boss is quite a card player, Mr. Kelly; how does he do it?" "He cheats."

"What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence."

"Which one of you nuts has got any guts?"

"Go on home to your kids, Herb."

"My planet, Arrakis, is so beautiful when the sun is low. Rolling over the sands, you can see spice in the air."

"This is Grade A 100% pure Colombian cocaine, ladies and gentlemen... Disco shit... Pure as the driven snow."

"You see how easy it is to get into paradise?"

"This is Hell. Right here."

"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all."

"Mathematics is the only true universal language."

"E.T. phone home."

"Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come."

"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do."

"You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!"

"A surprising number of human beings are without purpose, though it is probable that they..."

"Seize the day, boys, make your lives extraordinary!"

"I teach this shit, I didn't say I know how to do it."

"I don't want to need you, 'cause I can't have you."

"Sometimes, in order to see the light, you have to risk the dark."

"The show must go on Satine. We're creatures of the underworld. We can't afford to love."

"Mister, is this heaven here or not?"

"May I take your trident, sir?"

"You shouldn't keep souvenirs of a killing. You shouldn't have been that sentimental."

"I don't care about the money. I'm pulling back the curtain. I want to meet the wizard."

"Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded."

"I find loneliness is the physical pain which hurts all over. You can't isolate it in one part of your body."

"We want you to get out of New York... permanently." "Inspector... By sundown?"

"This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly." "That was Gary Cooper, asshole.".mp3

"David. If you kill him, he will win."

"Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win."

"I hate L.A. All they do is snort coke and talk."

"A temptation resisted is a true measure of character."

"Shit! All I can see is female impersonators."

"Don't confuse kindness with weakness."

"I find that Paris is most beautiful in the rain."

"I thought you were supposed to be in Paris." "I *am* in Paris!"

"If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply.."

"I've got a friend in Palm Springs, Lenne Green. He owns the Oasis. You know him?" "I got a friend in Hollywood, Donald Duck. You know him?"

"The nicest thing about feeling happy is that you think you'll never be unhappy again."

"They worship everything and they value nothing."

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

"I wonder how a degenerated person like that could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corps!"

"There's no gene for fate."

"That's a walk-in bank. You don't have to be Dillinger for this one. Dillinger got killed. Not in a bank."

"I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on out, you are all in my cool book."

"All right, Pop eye's here! Get your hands on your heads, get off the bar, and get on the wall!"

"If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants."

"Revolutions are fueled by postings on YouTube."

"Tell Hildy I wish him all the luck in the world, and I mean it, or my name isn't Otto Fishbein."

"I really like you, Tomas. You are the complete opposite of kitsch. In the kingdom of kitsch you would be a monster."

"If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree."

"I don't think you'll live much longer." "I may surprise you."

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters- not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit.."

"I'm not used to discussing a patient's case with outsiders."

They'll talk to you and talk to you and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare them.

"This is the Mount Everest of hacks."

"Non!"

"The car crash is a fertilizing rather than a destructive event."

"Take your shot, but make it your best. 'Cause I get up, I eat ya."

"You think because you let them tar and feather you that the world will forgive you? They won't."

"Just keep it still back there, lady, or we're going to have to, you know, shoot you."

"Insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan. Very few have delusions of being a guy down the block.."

"Life is not what you see in films. Life is much harder."

"Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the name of Jeff Lebowski.“

"It's Minnie Mouse. It's the albino turd."

"If you can't share your secrets with your friends then what kind of friend are you?"

"You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man."

"You know this is the film I want them to remember me by."

"No measure of time with you will be long enough. But we'll start with forever."

"You could get in trouble. You're not really a cop anymore."

"This is just like television, only you can see much further."

"No wonder you're having nightmares. You're always watching the news."

"They might as well call it whitejack!"

"All my lines sound like subtitles for a Czech movie."

"They say there's enough religion in the world to make men hate each other, but not enough to make them love."

"It's showtime, folks!"

"There's no point in being nuts if you can't have a little fun."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Everybody deserves a fresh start every once in a while."

"I am tired of weakness! I am faced with a grave problem, and I intend to resolve it quickly and cleanly."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

"I'm not following you, I'm looking for you. There's a big difference."

"It's a good scream. You got good screams. In this business, you really need good screams."

"I'm stuck. Does it get easier?"

"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good."

"What I want to know is how we're going to stay alive this winter."

"Huey, I thought I told you to stay in the forest."

"Being paranoid doesn't mean we're not being followed."

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

"Elle Driver, California Mountain Snake. One more."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"It's too bad she won't live, but then again, who does?"

"I used to hate the water... I can't imagine why."

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."

"Kevin, what did you do to my room?"

"When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours..."

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!

"Free speech doesn't protect speech you like; it protects speech you hate."

"When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.

"If you're frightened of loneliness, never get married."

"It's A Dangerous Thing To Confuse Children With Angels."

"I am finished."

"This is me breathing."

"My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life..."

"This is the story of how I died."

“It was late one fall in Halloweenland, and the air had quite a chill. Against the moon a skeleton sat,.."

"After I killed him, I dropped the gun in the Thames, washed the residue off me hands in the bathroom of a Burger King.."

"We seem to have reached the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away."

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

"I'm the boss. Need the info."

"Twins.. only their mother can tell them apart."

"Rosebud.."

"Stella! Hey, Stella!"

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

"I am your father."

"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."

"Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."

"Just keep swimming."

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."

"Some men just want to watch the world burn."

"I'm the technical advisor. I teach Brett Chase how to walk and talk like a cop."

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, he's gone."

"This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off."

"Some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright."

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

"I was 12, going on 13, the first time I saw a dead human being."

"I never knew the old Vienna before the war."

"What do they call you up there?" "They call me Mister Tibbs!""

"I am not a bum. I'm a jerk."

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

"I'm 36 years old, I love my family, I love baseball, and I'm about to become a farmer."

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop."

"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor."

"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands."

“No matter what you do, no matter where you go, I'm gonna hunt you down.”

"The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air."

"Saigon. Shit; I'm still only in Saigon. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle..."

"My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know."

"I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows..."

"The world is full of complainers. But the fact is, nothing comes with a guarantee."

"I believe in two things- discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both."

"When I was a little girl, I would imagine that each of these trees was a sentry watching over me."

"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold."

"Please, sir, I want some more."

"He was the most extraordinary man I ever knew."

"I remember those cheers. They still ring in my ears.“

"I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair."

"Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about…"

"Hunting is an art. You have the power to subdue anyone you want, but sometimes restraint is your most powerful weapon."

"Thrilling to meet you, Gloria..."

"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12. Jesus, does anyone?"

"Only ever met one man I wouldn't wanna fight."

"If I could just go back... if I could rub everything out... starting with myself. "

"On September 3, 1973, 6-28pm and 32 seconds, a blue fly of the Calliphorides species..."

All right, Curly, enough's enough. You can't eat the venetian blinds. I just had 'em installed on Wednesday.

"Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to."

"Who am I? You sure you want to know?"

"Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States?"

"When I think of my wife, I always think of her head. I picture cracking her lovely skull. .."

"The voice you hear is not my speaking voice, but my mind's voice..."

"Here we have a quiet little motel, when in fact it has now become known as the scene of the crime."

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar.."

"Yes, this is Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles, California. It's about five o'clock in the morning..."

"Are you watching closely?“

"It was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me Baby and it didn't occur to me to mind.“

"But until I heard the voice, I'd never done a crazy thing in my whole life.“

"What came first? the music, or the misery?"

"Who are you?“ "I am Death."

"She shivers in the wind like the last leaf on a dying tree."

"I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.“

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

You had me at 'hello.'

"Go ahead, make my day."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

"All of this happened, more or less."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.."

"Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again."

"People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden."

"You w- you wanna... you wanna talk about the vanishing wilderness?"

"I had the craziest dream last night. I was dancing the White Swan."

"The mediator between head and hands must be the heart!"

"I am one hundred twenty one years old."

"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet..."

"No day but today"

"I will not be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect. Instead, I choose vodka. And Chaka Khan."

"I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want.."