All Episodes

221. i will protect you, at all costs

220. bitter sweet hormonal symphony

219. ai mom

218. tick tick

217. one flu over the cuckoo's nest

216. pen pals

215. dick granny

214. parkour decor

213. rollercoaster of love

212. boxed house

211. early bird

210. if you like it then you better put a ring on it

209. basic girl

208. hallmark birthday

207. inconvenient shit

206. to pee or to piss, that is the question

205. dear feminism, you didn't make it equal

204. a night about safety

203. no sex buffet

202. finna get lit on good friday

201. riddle me this batman

200. guilt lightning

199. reflections

198. telepathy

197. outside the circles

196. bi school pride

195. she got graped

194. jaded

193. it's a family thing

192. sweaty wafers

191. i wanna be sedated

190. the gobble guide

189. last but not least

188. sounds like asshole to me

187. a handy quote

186. something about feet

185. after the storm

184. i've never done this before (a hurricane prep story)

183. hangry gremlin

182. genitals and dinnerware

181. peasant butter

180. faulty fridges and silent f bombs

179. the words you speak will live forever

178. circles of safety

177. hard work

176. lifesavers

175. no serial for you

174. my reasons why

173. name that candy

172. homesick

171. stray thoughts

170. joy is pushing my buttons

169. shitty snuggles

168. family time on the fringe

167. the chokey

166. dildoes, drugs, and other d's

165. i'm gonna wreck it

163. no more pick me girl

162. showers in solitude

161. you're not going to break down

160. house tours suck

159. baby anorexia

158. how can people afford this

157. dream the impossible wet dream

156. locked door

155. baby it's cold outside

154. this is a season

153. watch yo mouth

152. don't shoot up my baby

151. take me to church

150. my dad is dead

149. three inches is big

148. you don't like fish, asshole

147. post-partum

146. finding the g spot

145. book amnesia

144. you are not like me

143. hail rosemary, full of grace

142. a ruined moment in the kitchen

141. magic pee

140. mom would

139. hotel catfish

138. always been dumped

137. not done brewing

136. holes, hearts, and things

135. plucking moron

134. doing something is better than nothing

133. you're still alive

132. mole mole

131. i hate pretend play

130. stroganoff for dinner

129. don't make the clock, work

128. never accept free slime

127. strawberry hugs

126. i'm a winer

125. save the date

124. the last nugget

123. dancing in the kitchen

122. something about mary

121. god damn doorknob

120. fluids

119. empty net

118. nightmares and pop pops

117. bleachy baby

116. poo phone

115. pressure 'til you go pop

114. no blueberries at bedtime

113. october 10, 2022

112. hello

111. redding up my mind

110. the real reel

109. growing up poor

108. the one that wasn't there

107. the voices made me do it

106. you're trash

105. too terrible two's

104. sharts and underwear

103. i became the holder of phones

102. a poo in the park

101. why worry about wrinkles

100. tittie twisters

99. she calls me boobie in the morning

98. a dad dream

97. moving on

96. lice, lice, baby

95. i like warm hugs

94. it's 2:30am

93. 10 minutes on the toilet

92. dry eyes

91. one person changed my life

90. sweet baby genius

89. farm living is the life for me

88. the biggest christmas

87. we don't do date nights

86. multiply me

85. killing creativity on kid at a time

84. mother of the year

83. tiktok ain't all that bad

82. what if we were like peacocks

81. cheerleading is not a sport

80. perfect recipe for disaster

79. we got covid

78. mirror, mirror

77. identity underwear

76. around here, every day is hump day

75. paper flowers, ghosts, & guardian angels

74. the message in luca

73. "bite"

72. loosen up my buttons, baby

71. why vacation isn't always fun

70. maybe i shouldn't have bought an alligator

69. might as well make a day of it

68. sunday afternoon is for strippers

67. snitches get stitches

66. half a million dollar house

65. it's going to be awkward

64. not the snack house

63. i hate my life

62. community

61. raging hormones

60. sometimes you end up with purple hands

59. a little farticle

58. i didn't want to talk about porno

57. transparent parenting

56. my current agony with breastfeeding

55. no one asked

54. an addiction to cloth diapers

53. let's face it, i don't live for video

52. bye, bye, bi

51. we've lost our senses with masks

50. dead, dead, dead

49. making it even isn't easy

48. being a mom means not knowing what you want

47. hey sleep, it's me, krissy. i miss you

46. avoiding an argument

45. early arrival of miss evangeline

44. being pregnant with older kids

43. getting us to show gratitude

42. it's hard to be positive all the time

41. sugar can just suck it

40. what's the f*cking deal with the bunny

39. we have been given a gift

38. the job of keeping things alive

37. waiting for crazy

36. i need to teach my kids about money

35. origination of the birthday book

34. love makes you cross lines

33. it all started because he touched the butt

32. he touched the butt

31. the boy that may never be

30. spiritual salisbury steak

29. the santa lie

28. what's in a name

27. i identify as me

26. what to do when your dream is crushed

25. i don't want to be stuffed

24. 4 things i wasn't prepared for as a parent

23. blah, i'll take a b-cup of tea

22. break me, shake me, and watch me shine

21. i just took a dna test, turns out i'm 100% pregnant, b*tch

20. nancy

19. comfy as a mother

18. let it have a penis, lord

17. the business of sex

16. shark teeth hunting

15. i'm so over girl power

14. how prude

13. way too extra

12. ending an abusive relationship

11. scarred

10. balls and butts - everywhere

9. welcoming wilma

8. toilet paper thank you's

7. put a cup in your vagina

6. f$cking fitted sheets

5. summer of slime

4. i have nothing to wear

3. confessions of a chaperone

2. making a mother

1. why we don't have family photos

0. raising the curtins