All Episodes
raising the curtins — 224 episodes
224. the learner's permit
223. commit me
222. bro
221. i will protect you, at all costs
220. bitter sweet hormonal symphony
219. ai mom
218. tick tick
217. one flu over the cuckoo's nest
216. pen pals
215. dick granny
214. parkour decor
213. rollercoaster of love
212. boxed house
211. early bird
210. if you like it then you better put a ring on it
209. basic girl
208. hallmark birthday
207. inconvenient shit
206. to pee or to piss, that is the question
205. dear feminism, you didn't make it equal
204. a night about safety
203. no sex buffet
202. finna get lit on good friday
201. riddle me this batman
200. guilt lightning
199. reflections
198. telepathy
197. outside the circles
196. bi school pride
195. she got graped
194. jaded
193. it's a family thing
192. sweaty wafers
191. i wanna be sedated
190. the gobble guide
189. last but not least
188. sounds like asshole to me
187. a handy quote
186. something about feet
185. after the storm
184. i've never done this before (a hurricane prep story)
183. hangry gremlin
182. genitals and dinnerware
181. peasant butter
180. faulty fridges and silent f bombs
179. the words you speak will live forever
178. circles of safety
177. hard work
176. lifesavers
175. no serial for you
174. my reasons why
173. name that candy
172. homesick
171. stray thoughts
170. joy is pushing my buttons
169. shitty snuggles
168. family time on the fringe
167. the chokey
166. dildoes, drugs, and other d's
165. i'm gonna wreck it
163. no more pick me girl
162. showers in solitude
161. you're not going to break down
160. house tours suck
159. baby anorexia
158. how can people afford this
157. dream the impossible wet dream
156. locked door
155. baby it's cold outside
154. this is a season
153. watch yo mouth
152. don't shoot up my baby
151. take me to church
150. my dad is dead
149. three inches is big
148. you don't like fish, asshole
147. post-partum
146. finding the g spot
145. book amnesia
144. you are not like me
143. hail rosemary, full of grace
142. a ruined moment in the kitchen
141. magic pee
140. mom would
139. hotel catfish
138. always been dumped
137. not done brewing
136. holes, hearts, and things
135. plucking moron
134. doing something is better than nothing
133. you're still alive
132. mole mole
131. i hate pretend play
130. stroganoff for dinner
129. don't make the clock, work
128. never accept free slime
127. strawberry hugs
126. i'm a winer
125. save the date
124. the last nugget
123. dancing in the kitchen
122. something about mary
121. god damn doorknob
120. fluids
119. empty net
118. nightmares and pop pops
117. bleachy baby
116. poo phone
115. pressure 'til you go pop
114. no blueberries at bedtime
113. october 10, 2022
112. hello
111. redding up my mind
110. the real reel
109. growing up poor
108. the one that wasn't there
107. the voices made me do it
106. you're trash
105. too terrible two's
104. sharts and underwear
103. i became the holder of phones
102. a poo in the park
101. why worry about wrinkles
100. tittie twisters
99. she calls me boobie in the morning
98. a dad dream
97. moving on
96. lice, lice, baby
95. i like warm hugs
94. it's 2:30am
93. 10 minutes on the toilet
92. dry eyes
91. one person changed my life
90. sweet baby genius
89. farm living is the life for me
88. the biggest christmas
87. we don't do date nights
86. multiply me
85. killing creativity on kid at a time
84. mother of the year
83. tiktok ain't all that bad
82. what if we were like peacocks
81. cheerleading is not a sport
80. perfect recipe for disaster
79. we got covid
78. mirror, mirror
77. identity underwear
76. around here, every day is hump day
75. paper flowers, ghosts, & guardian angels
74. the message in luca
73. "bite"
72. loosen up my buttons, baby
71. why vacation isn't always fun
70. maybe i shouldn't have bought an alligator
69. might as well make a day of it
68. sunday afternoon is for strippers
67. snitches get stitches
66. half a million dollar house
65. it's going to be awkward
64. not the snack house
63. i hate my life
62. community
61. raging hormones
60. sometimes you end up with purple hands
59. a little farticle
58. i didn't want to talk about porno
57. transparent parenting
56. my current agony with breastfeeding
55. no one asked
54. an addiction to cloth diapers
53. let's face it, i don't live for video
52. bye, bye, bi
51. we've lost our senses with masks
50. dead, dead, dead
49. making it even isn't easy
48. being a mom means not knowing what you want
47. hey sleep, it's me, krissy. i miss you
46. avoiding an argument
45. early arrival of miss evangeline
44. being pregnant with older kids
43. getting us to show gratitude
42. it's hard to be positive all the time
41. sugar can just suck it
40. what's the f*cking deal with the bunny
39. we have been given a gift
38. the job of keeping things alive
37. waiting for crazy
36. i need to teach my kids about money
35. origination of the birthday book
34. love makes you cross lines
33. it all started because he touched the butt
32. he touched the butt
31. the boy that may never be
30. spiritual salisbury steak
29. the santa lie
28. what's in a name
27. i identify as me
26. what to do when your dream is crushed
25. i don't want to be stuffed
24. 4 things i wasn't prepared for as a parent
23. blah, i'll take a b-cup of tea
22. break me, shake me, and watch me shine
21. i just took a dna test, turns out i'm 100% pregnant, b*tch
20. nancy
19. comfy as a mother
18. let it have a penis, lord
17. the business of sex
16. shark teeth hunting
15. i'm so over girl power
14. how prude
13. way too extra
12. ending an abusive relationship
11. scarred
10. balls and butts - everywhere
9. welcoming wilma
8. toilet paper thank you's
7. put a cup in your vagina
6. f$cking fitted sheets
5. summer of slime
4. i have nothing to wear
3. confessions of a chaperone
2. making a mother
1. why we don't have family photos
0. raising the curtins