All Episodes

Come on Shrek's got some girth surely!!

He douched with a hair dye bottle... that's one hell of a dye job!!!

Imagine the rim job from Bugs Bunny!

I ain't got tie for coochie munchin....

I wanted to play with her haemorrhoid doughnut!!!

Can't come in today... wanking sciatica has set in again!!!!

Beating off to Taylor Swift and calling her 'mummy Tay' is wild!

Donald Trump has caused floppy dicks across America!!

A HAPPY PRIDE FROM US X

Marge Simpson was covered in c*m....

I'd rather munch on Subo's runny Cornetto than listen to Brooklyn Beckham!

Showing your fun bags for a vino love!!! Yes!!!

His face is tighter than a condom on a beach ball!!!

Moved in with her and realised she is 'Bagpuss' !!!

Sorry babe it's just a bit of clam jam!!!

She's more Gala Bingo than Met Gala babes...

Went in to be a size queen and came out with a Nobbly Bobbly!!!!

He gets Scrotox for his teabagging!!!

Most people want popcorn at the cinema not a** crack!!!

It was like whack-a-mole at the glory hole!!!

His mum should have swallowed him! She looks the type...

Big Ed's an aphrodisiac?? Live from LA!

You showed your boy beaver on Nickelodeon????

Hammering the LA housewife!!

Bustin a nut to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!!!

Officially his little slut sandwich!!

Deepthroating the grief out of him!! (WE ARE BACK)

Santa's sluttiest elf!!

I rode him like a pigeon princess!!!

Her c*m face was giving Graham Norton!

You got a tit job on nectar points???

Shown him my c**k and he gave me a wet wipe!

Not that creampie Grandma....

He asked me to swallow his bonk juice!!

Your wife 'mooed' when lactating????

You fu***d him for a KFC bargain bucket???

Keep your pet sperms off public transport!!

I'll take a Surrey Shlong please!!! ;)

Post pride & getting preggo with a Calpol syringe!!!!!

She's a super soaker with a Smirnoff Ice!!!

Seen more mi*ge from Britney lately than my playing it straight days!!

You made him wear your wife's thong???

They f***ed to My 500-lb life????

Things he'd rather do than s**g Bonnie Blue!!!!

Don't put the toothbrush in yo booty...

We are back and we need to talk.....

'Vabbing' is not a vagina dab Danny!!!

The year of the 'Fingerrenaissance'

Ordering your jizz from Temu???

Using the Tommee Tippee as a fleshlight! Oh my....

You are either a top or you go to a Taylor Swift concert!!!

Your f**ny lip has been branded gurllllll....

'Bettering' yourself with the banana!!!

Did you leave that giant butt plug in the bathroom??

Discharged before you discharge!!!

C*m ravioli and a goodbye from us!

Auntie's slutty nudes!!!

You got caught scissoring the Barbies???

'Came On A Plane'... That would be one hell of a sequel!

You shoved tapioca balls up your as****e???

Jizzing over Jeffrey Dahmer is not acceptable!!!

Doggy in front of the deliveroo driver!!!

I called him 'daddy' in front of mummy!

Giving hand jobs at the care home!!!!

Riding the cucumber at Asda!!!

YOU BONED YOUR SON'S BULLY!!!

Dont rub one out at the Lidl checkout ffs...

We all love a bad boy but not a f****ng murderer!

Starmer's speech sounds like a Grindr orgy!

I am not wearing the butt plug to Tesco!!!

Her p***y is like a human golf caddie!!!

Bustin a nut in a bakery!!!

His pre-c** was chunky.....

You gave a ball gag to a charity shop???

I came during a job interview!

Imagine w***ing over the Argos catalogue!

Shooting c*m webs like a slutty Spiderman!!!

I am all for excitement but not sucking someone off at Disneyland!!! HAPPY LONDON PRIDE)

You rubbed one out with a lego brick??

I could open up a plushie brothel...

That takes p**sy licking to A WHOLE NEW LEVEL!!!

Why would you want double pen??

You rub tiger balm on your cl*t??

You w***ed off to National Geographic??

Your c*m tastes like Benson & Hedges!!

A classic case of c**t crop!

A look back- Ronnie's quickie!

A look back- Danny's quickie!

Its giving...beastiality!!!!!

Putin needs more p*ssy!

An angry republican gangbang!

I don't want to see your animated c*m face!!

You sent that to the STI clinic???

Bollinger over ballbags!

At what point did you c*m watching Saw??

Gloryholes, groomsmen and grotty toilet sex...

The four stages of an ageing c**k!!

You are meant to tickle the prostate, not rip it!!!

Who gets a blowie on a boat???

Dildos, decapitation and Daniella Westbrook!!!