All Episodes

The Next Level of Goo

My chapstick isn't metal

Safety Third

I'm a doctor in the way that Dr. Pepper is a doctor

I don't know how much of you I want to be sausage

Use the words "Dead Fly" in the email

Beaver Slap or Goose Hiss?

The CEO of Words

The Frost Nips the Bud

Anthropomorphized Scrubbing Bubbles

That's America, Jack

Hold The Crayon Like You're Stabbing Someone

I DO know what milk tastes like

Money Making Secrets of the Jib Joint

If you have crab grass, you suck

Carbonation on top of poison

The Pizza Muscle

Jordon's Good Time Slurry

Trix-Gate

Taco Bundy

Clippy on Steroids

Not a conspiracy theory, just shrinkflation

Cereal McCereal Face

Bury me in Moab

Peanut Butter in a bag

Sheila can beat up your dad

Cat Royalty

You have to think like a racoon

The Double Swirly

Constantly Outwitted by Children

The Devil's Cut of MTN OPS

Just vibes and seawater

I love a good rat era

Squish the Sogmaster

Bruce Springsteen's the boss, but not of me

Performing the "Italian Kiss"

Beware the Clams Casino

Get better soon, weakling

Grandma Num Num never stood a chance

This isn't a show about milking anything?

A bird bath for people

Now the sissies are throwing drinks

The Duraflame Tootsie Roll

The soggy mess of the orange

We don't have to do karaoke

I'm an inconvenience, partner

It's rubbing alcohol for sissies

If you know how to sharpen a knife, go hog wild

Rawdogging some toothpaste

Jordon's cooler insulation index

What's the opposite of a power move?

I don't shoot anything that swims

Written in the Starburst

I'm calling you Mr. Shazam

Just lick the parking lot at Domino's

The divine ambrosia

The quest to end junk mail

The women's sizes never fit me

The sugar takes me to another dimension

If you wear camo pajamas, I will find you

The turkeys are chillin' by the swingset

A coyote spit on my dog

Does my deer mount have dumb face?