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202 2025 Wrap Up >> A Bad Year for a Weird Little Guy
201 Men In Black >> My Sunglasses are Upgraded
200 E.T. >> Stephen King's Tit
199 The Themes >> Spinal Töast
198 The Intros >> Buzz Aldrin Would Never Lie to Me
197 The Crow >> Look Out for Mr. Comfort Zone
196 The Nightmare Before Christmas >> Sewn Back Together Wrong
195 The Theme >> I Would Love a Bowl of Kibble
194 The Intros >> Pants Would Be Different
193 Deathtrap >> There Must Be Murder
192 Clue >> Butlers Don't Have Goatees
191 The Theme >> Mysterious Letters: Booby Traps for Idiots
190 The Intros >> Flopping Along
189 Troll >> Torok Needs A Tissue
188 A Troll in Central Park >> Poison Ivy Origin Story
187 The Theme >> Trolls: Mr. Dic, I Assume
186 The Intros >> Imagine It Went Perfectly
185 Fight Club >> Jared Leto is There
184 Batman Returns >> Unlimited Poontang
183 The Theme >> Alter Egos: The Self Insert
182 The Intros >> Manic Pixie Dream Guy
181 2024 Wrap Up >> A Very Dry Year
180 TMNT II >> Read The Sewer, Dude
179 March 91 Theme >> It's Turtles All The Way Down
178 March 91 Pop Culture >> I Don't Know Any Infants
177 March 91 History >> George Horrendous Winter Bush
176 Beetlejuice >> Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Deadsky.
175 March '88 Theme >> It Should be Poltergals!
174 March '88 Pop Culture >> They Ran Out of Men
173 March '88 History >> Asleep at the Green Bean Wheel
172 The Sound of Music >> Their Gobs? Smacked!
171 Mar '65 Pop Culture >> 30,000 Pounds of Bananas
170 Mar '65 History >> Canadian Drug Lobster
169 Air Bud >> This Child Yearns for the Hoop
168 Aug '97 Theme >> The Brooklyn Froggers
167 Aug '97 Pop Culture >> Tankruptcy
166 Aug '97 History >> Oh I'm Sorry, Rubik
165 Jetsons: The Movie >> The Bones Are In The Wrong Car
164 July '90 Theme >> This Isopod is Bullying Me
163 July '90 Pop Culture >> Side Effects May Include Death
162 July '90 History >> Bishop of Faucets & Drainpipe
161 The Little Mermaid >> Sixteen Years Tired
160 The Little Mermaid >> Audiobook
159 Nov '89 Pop Culture >> Rest in Piano
158 Nov '89 History >> I Just Wanna Smoke Vitamins
157 Close Encounters of the Third Kind >> The Notes, The Mound, The Boys
156 Nov '77 Theme >> The Ashtar Wagon
155 Nov '77 Pop Culture >> Punk Goes Old People Music
154 Nov '77 History >> Buried in Vergina
153 March Sadness Continued >> He's Not Doing Well
152 Patch Adams >> Nose Hospital
151 Dec '98 Theme >> Death by R&B
150 Dec '98 Pop Culture >> He's So Brave
149 Dec '98 History >> My Dog Is Not A Car
148 The Swan Princess >> This Might Be the Wrong Swan
147 Nov '94 Theme >> You Don't Get Rich from Being Nice
146 Nov '94 Pop Culture >> Boys, Two Men
145 Nov '94 History >> Funko Pop John Paul II
144 Secret of NIMH >> Can I Pet That Amulet?
143 July '82 Theme >> The Brain is the House
142 July '82 Pop Culture >> Bone in the Morgue
141 July '82 History >> Put That Shit on a Leash, Larry!
140 2023 Wrap Up >> It Was a Tiny Time
139 Jingle All The Way >> Howard Has Had Enough
138 Nov '96 Theme >> That Don't Impress Me Much
137 Nov '96 Pop Culture >> Spice Nebula
136 Nov '96 History >> A Constant Demand for Implosions
135 Charlotte's Web >> Give Goosin' A Try
134 March '73 Theme >> The Audacity of the Voracity
133 March '73 Pop Culture >> The Young and the Sedentary
132 March '73 History >> Simultaneous Bananas
131 The Little Vampire >> Vampire Supervisor
130 Oct '00 Theme >> Mysteriously Devoid of Hydration
129 Oct '00 Pop Culture >> It Was A Bushless Time
128 Oct '00 History >> Mom Services
127 Three Year Celebration >> Phillip, It's Me, Slenderman
126 The Borrowers >> That's Just My Ceiling Cheese
125 Dec '97 Theme >> It's Not a Cake
124 Dec '97 Pop Culture >> Funny Green Goo Movie
123 Dec '97 History >> You Get A Candle
122 One Hundred and One Dalmatians >> The Midnight Woof
121 Jan '61 Theme >> The Victorian Explosion
120 Jan '61 Pop Culture >> Detectives and Eggs
119 Jan '61 History >> Watch Out For Those Eggs
118 Tall Tale >> You Took Advice From A Horse
117 March '95 Theme >> I Don't Wanna Go To Oz
116 March '95 Pop Culture >> The No Thank You Defense
115 March '95 History >> A Toilet For Every Hole
114 Batman >> Is He Brave Or Is He Just Stupid
113 June '89 Theme >> Retiring on Bozo Bucks
112 June '89 Pop Culture >> Gay Poots!
111 June '89 History >> It's Called Job Security!
110 Baby Geniuses >> Karated by a Baby
109 March '99 Theme >> Good Job, Math Boy
108 March '99 Pop Culture >> Ankle Pencil
107 March '99 History >> Outwit, Outlast, Outhouse
106 The Goonies >> Troy's Bucket
105 June '85 Theme >> It BEE-longs in a Museum!
104 June '85 Pop Culture >> Chips on the Outside, Chips on the Inside
103 June '85 History >> A Bad Month for Planes
102 June '85 History >> The Capital of Kentucky is Hot Dog
101 Bambi >> I Hope A Girl Never Touches MY Butt
100 Aug '42: Theme >> This Guy Should Probably Have Seen A Therapist
099 Aug '42 Pop Culture >> I Already Eat A Lot Of Beans
098 Aug '42 History >> I Do Not Choose the Things That Stick
097 Beauty and the Beast >> She Put Her Whole Bellussy Into That Role
096 Nov '91 Theme >> Forget Everything but Fine Dining and Breathing
095 Nov '91 Pop Culture >> Milli Vanillionaires
094 Nov '91 History >> Just Give Birth to a Pony!
093 Mary Poppins >> You're Not Like Other Girls
092 August '64 Theme >> A Child Renovation Show
091 Aug '64: Pop Culture >> Where Dat Thumbnail At?
090 Aug '64 History >> What A Shitty Time To Be Alive
089 2022 Wrap Up >> We Lived in that Week for a Month
088 A Christmas Story >> 785 Bumpus Hounds
087 Nov '83 Theme >> Where Are Your Beans Going, Mel?
086 Nov '83 Pop Culture >> This Is A Dishaster
085 Nov '83 History >> Disembodied Female Wailing
084 Monkey Trouble >> Finger's Got A Gun
083 March '94 Theme >> I Would Like A Dog With Hands
082 March '94 Pop Culture >> The Most Censored Episode of Television To Date
081 March '94 History >> A Weird Year For Big Food
080 Halloweentown >> Exnay on the Itchway
079 Oct '98 Halloween >> What's Your Cinderella Policy?
078 Oct '98 Pop Culture >> My Emotional Support Furby
077 Oct '98 History >> The Eyes Lips Face Attack
076 Anastasia >> A Full Body Wink
075 Free Willy >> All Cops Are Blowfish
074 A Goofy Movie >> You Know How It Is With Spaghetti
073 Robin Hood >> The Winner Will Receive One Meatball
072 The Flintstones >> The Joke Is That Things Are Big
071 The Sandlot >> A Human Duffel Bag
070 The Stupids >> The Lloyd Works in Mysterious Ways
P006 Remix >> Muppet Peach Detective
069 Kazaam >> Ben and Jerrial
068 The Secret Garden >> I'm Goin' Poking
067 Grave of the Fireflies >> Another Day, Another Air Raid
066 Watership Down >> My Toe Has A Feeling
065 Old Yeller >> I've Never Once Laughed at a Pocket Frog
064 Lady and the Tramp >> Dogs Eating Spaghetti Is Gonna Look Stupid
063 Muppet Treasure Island >> My Pants Are Full Of Starfish
062 Operation Dumbo Drop >> What's A Smooch Between Bros?
061 Mighty Joe Young >> The Soothing Sound of Sounds
060 The Rescuers Down Under >> Chainsaw Marionette
059 2021 Wrap Up >> One Foot in the Slime
058 Home Alone 2 >> Cheeks. Cheeks? Cheeeeks... Cheeks? Cheeks.
057 Home Alone >> Sorry, We Only Have Pesci Products
056 The Pebble and the Penguin >> Sleep in the Spaghetti
055 Cool Runnings >> Double Dong Denzel
054 Chicken Run >> Geese Are the Cops of the Poultry World
053 The Neverending Story >> G'mork and G'Mindy
052 Good Burger >> We Got a Slime Quota to Reach
051 TMNT >> A Slapping Telegram
050 Casper >> The West Friendship Three
049 The Witches >> Horny Maid, Witch Maid, Rubbermaid
048 The Black Cauldron >> You Take 2 Butt Damage
047 Labyrinth >> Have You Checked Your Boghole?
046 Edward Scissorhands >> Horny Bitch is a Breed of Person
045 Antz >> Being Together is Better than Being Eaten
044 Return of the Pink Panther >> Kahlua & Ginger Ale
043 Beethoven >> Get the Evil Coat
042 The Dark Crystal >> Party On, Garthim
041 Flubber >> They Would All Die
040 Jumanji >> If You Have Any Symptoms, Please Call Carl
039 Aladdin >> The Monkeys Are Fake But The Poop Is Real
038 Hook >> The Island of Dr. Montage
037 Getting Even With Dad >> Captain Vitamin Was My Father
036 Space Jam >> Is Bugs Bunny ... Satan?
035 Baby's Day Out >> More Ovaltine Please!
034 The Parent Trap >> You're Never Gonna go to Heaven Now!
033 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory >> Candy Saw
032 Hercules >> The Buckcherry of Ancient Greece
PATREON PEEK: 001 Recast Rewrite >> George of the Jungle
031 Blank Check >> Little Ol Bitty Boy
030 Little Monsters >> Dorito Perimeter, Dorito Jesus
029 The Rescuers >> Like a GLOVE!
028 Kindergarten Cop >> Arnie Schwaz Shenanigans
027 Pete's Dragon >> Hoagie and the Blowfish
026 That Darn Cat >> Meat Recognize Meat
025 Honey I Shrunk the Kids >> End Lawn Mower Culture
024 Fern Gully >> The Ooze is Oozing Oozily
023 The Iron Giant >> (intestinal sounds)
022 Angels in the Outfield >> How's He Going to Afford All Those Bowties
021 Shazaam >> Carrot Top Stays a Skinny Nerd
020 The Fox and the Hound >> C for Vendetta
019 The Land Before Time >> There Is No Statute of Limitations on Making Me Cry
018 A Little Princess >> Bitch Indicator
017 Homeward Bound >> Bone Alone
016 Mouse Hunt >> I Wish I Had a Sexy Hat Right Now
015 Super Mario Bros. >> ALAB: All Lizards Are Bastards
014 The Sword in the Stone >> The Dishes Conundrum
013 James and the Giant Peach >> Take a Bite Outta My Ass
012 All Dogs Go to Heaven >> Dog Pocket
011 George of the Jungle >> A Himbo Problem
010b The Brave Little Toaster, Part Two >> We're Back Could NEVER
010 The Brave Little Toaster, Part One >> GUESS I'LL DIE
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009 The Great Mouse Detective >> Ratigan, Batigan, and Catigan
2020 Year End Wrap Up >> The Asterisk of Obligation
008 The Muppet Christmas Carol >> A Bad Lobster in a Dark Cellar
007 The Santa Clause >> General Beef
006 The Pagemaster >> Mr. Dewey's Fantasies
005 Liar Liar >> Big Furniture Hunter
004 Babe >> Oink Oink, Bitch
003 Rock-A-Doodle >> Like a Bloated Lamb
002 We're Back >> Close Encounters of the Jurassic Kind
001 Hocus Pocus >> The Porn I Watched as a Child