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0727 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW MCGRAWS RELEASE SPECIAL EDITION

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0724 RIZZOS SOCK'S AND THE CANADIAN THINK ON IT... THE 828 FAILED... BAD!!!

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0723 NO TAIL, SCREW DIABETES SOCKS & SEX SO GOOD YOU GIVE AN IMMIGRANT YOUR CAR

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0722 WRONG YESTERDAY REPUBLISH REDONE FENTY... FULL SHOW THAT HAS A MIME OILING HIMSELF... PEEING ON FAMILY AND GRANNY FENTANYL

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0721 DOES RIZZO SAG PANTS LIKE IN PRISON (I heard what that means) AND A VERY FAT HAS A HELICOPTER

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0720 RIP PIGEON LADY, WE WILL TOAST BEANS AND SLAW... AGAIN! DAMN

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0717 ATTEMPTED AL-SASSINATION, THE PORKCHOP FIGHT AND TIM WALZ AND FRANKIE MUNIZ ARE AN ITEM?

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0716 WHOOPI FLOPPY'S FLY FREE WITH ROSIE

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0715 CHUCK SCHUMER TOOTS A ROAD WORRIER AND WE ALL HEAR 47'S REAPONSE

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0713 THE MAN PILLOW AND THE MAC AND CHEESE DEBATE THAT DIVIDES US ALL!!!

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0713 THE HOOTERS BONANZA AND MANLY RIZZO

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0709 RIZZO & JEFF AND MISTER ASSMUS TALK MJ'S FAVORITE SNACKS

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0708 RIZZO & JEFF "HE SPENT WHAT ON BLUE CHEW"

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0707 RIZZO AND JEFF: SHOW MAYHEM ON A TUESDAY WHEELCHAIRS AND MORE

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0706 SLAW ME, ANDY REIDS BURGER BANG AND TAYLOR SWIFT ADVICE AT MSG

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0704 THIS IS IT: THE FINALE, DUI HORSE AND SEX SEX, SEX WITH DEER AND BEER... SAUSAGES

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0704 PART 3 OF OUR HOLIDAY WEEK EXTRAVAGANZA BEAT UP KIDS AND DADDY NEEDS SOX

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0704 PART 2 EXTRAVAGANZA WHAT SURPRISES DO WE HAVE FOR YOU TODAY?

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RIZZO AND JEFF WEEK OF 0704 ITS ALL MESSED UP: HALF A ROLL O NICKLES

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0626 RIZZO & JEFF GO FROM PANDA TO PARTON AND ALL IN BETWEEN THAT NC MICROPENIS MAN

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0625 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: THE FRENCH HUGH TREES, BOB DOLE THE FLACCID WAS MISTER VIAGRA, THE SPEED LIMIT SUX & HOW TF DO YOU LOSE A GIRAFFE

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0624 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: SLICK WILLY, LINDA TRIPP, PANDA AND THE LUNCH THIEF...

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0623 RIZZO & JEFF: JOHN, OXYGOOSE, WWE AND ROSIE IN THE CARSON SEAT... WOOF

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0622 RIZZO & JEFFMONDAYS SUCK FOR JOHN, GRIZZLED T BONES, KATHY BATES, ARBYS GETS HERPES ON A BUN AND AN OILED UP SANTANA GET MONDAY GOIN!!!

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0618 THE ORIENT, GOOSE CHAT, PICKLE BALL, MEAT WHISTLES AND THE NEW VOICE GUY MAKES US UNCOMFORTABLE

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0617 HALF SHOW THE COMPUTER HAD AN OOPSIE BUT WE HAD A BLAST

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0616 ROKER EXPOSED, G DUBS NAME CHANGE FOR A JEEP AND WHOOPI STANDS TO PEE

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0615 FULL SHOW

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0613 FULL SHOW BONOUS RNJ OXYGOOSE AND BUD SELECT 55

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0612 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: DEAD DOG MAKE-UP, MEXICO HAS 25 DEAD BODIES NO GUTHRIE AND 7 SWANS A SWIMMING

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06/11 SHOW: RIZZO AND JEFF "FROM OXYGOOSE AND CORN TO THE INPENETRABLE STEVE AND JEFFS MONTH EARLY BIRTHDAY"

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0610 RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW: LET'S HAVE A BUD SELECT 55 AND LISTEN TO YACHT ROCK

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0609 RIZZO AND JEFF ZIP ZAP TO JAPAN AND TO COURT TO TALK 3RD GRADE AWARDS

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0605 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: RICKETTS, STEADMAN, PRIESTS AND SCOUT LEADERS

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0604 THE SHOW WHERE WE TALK FOOT PICS AND WATER CUP INJURIES...

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0603 RIZZO AND JEFF (Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn...)

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0602 NO ES MI PAPA... LISTENER COURT, ARE YOU A FREAK AND SHOWER BACK DOOR OR FRONTAL

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0601 ROSIE IN A BATH, CAN'T SEE SHAVING MAY HAVE NIPS, WISHBONE IS COMING BACK FOR A RETURN & TURKEYS WILL DOMINATE SENIORS

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0529 RIZZO AND JEFF FRIDAY BONANZA: CROSS DRESSING ROBBER AND SMOKEY BECAME WOKEY BEAR

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0527 FULL SHOW

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0525 MEMORIAL DAY RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW: DO YOU WASH YOUR A$$ AND WHAT DID YOU STEAL? ASHEVILLE, ENC, ETN AND NSC YOU ARE ALL THEIVES

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0526 RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW THE BEST OF THE BEST LISTENER COURTS 2026 AND AN UNSCHEDULED BOBBIT DETOUR

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0522 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: BEA ARTHURS AUTO THE TOPLESS DAD AND ONLY FANS POW ITS THE PISSER

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0521 TODAY WAS COO COO BANANAS AND WE NEED YOU TO CHECK YOUR LEINEKUGEL

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0520 FULL SHOW FROM SPAM TO PIGGYS

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0519 SPAM HOTDOGS AND THE FREAKING MR. FEENY IS A SWINGER IN REAL LIFE

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0518 FULL SHOW

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0515 RIZZO & JEFF: DO NOT RIDE A BIKE TO WORK, LETS GET SILLY AND HAVE A FRIDAY BONANZA WITH A 71 YEAR OLD POLE DANCER

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0514 RIZZO & JEFF TALK HESS, ELDER SMELL AND PLAY HOW TO CHINESE

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0513 THE SHOW THAT WAS NOT ON THE RAILS... AT ALL!!!

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0512 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: LISTENER COURT EFF CHEVY, LETS GO INSIDE DICK SIMMONS AND THE KID WHO HAD STICKS SEWN INTO HIM

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0508 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: THE DONG COP, SNAIL RACES, SHORT KING WEEK & SAUSAGE SHORTAGE

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0507 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: BLOW UP YOUR MOM, WRITE DONNY O A LOVE LETTER AND THE REAL LIFE WNC BODY FARM WHERE DEAD PEOPLE PLAY POSSUM

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0505 WHO THE HELL DESERVES THE SUB? ONE GOES HOME HUNGRY ONE GETS A FAT $22 SUBBY

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0504 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: Lunchmeat Martyrs talk MARTIN SHORT vs RICHARD SIMMONS AND DEATH BY CORN (For Real)

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0501 THE JERSEY MIKES POINTS WAR HAPPENED FRIDAY...

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0430 EVER DANCE IN THE NUDE MAN IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT IN A GYM AS HE IS TASERED? WELL...

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0428 RIZZO AND JEFF TALK FOX NEWS DOWNTOWN ARTICLE ON A VIP LISTENER COURR

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0427 RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW RIZZO IS NOT DEAD BUT WOAH PPL SEEM INTERESTED

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0424 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: BEEF STIX AND MJ MEET TINKIE WINKIE FROM LUCKY TO PERM ACCIDENTS

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0423 RIZZO AND JEFF GO TO VHS SEXY DATING AND RIC FLAIR

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0422 RIZZO AND JEFF: STEVE HARVEYS FEET MATADOR OIL CHANGED (OUCHIE) AND WINKLER HAS REALLY FAT GRANKIDS...

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0421 RIZZO & JEFF CAN NOT STOP THE CALLS ABOUT PERM AND THEN FEEL BAD ABOUT THE DEAD OSMOND BROTHER

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0420 ALL WINKLERS HAPPY DAY NUDE SCENE AND CANADA AGAIN

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0417: RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW LOVES NO PANTS MAYOR AND THE ISSUES WITH HIS RAISING HIS STICK AND RIZZO ON QVC AND TRUMP STEAKS

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0416 RIZZO & JEFF... MUSTARD, BILLY RAY CYRUS ALONE AT LUNCH, WUSS LOSER TRIES TO GET LAID AND A PORN STAR CAN NOT DATE!!!

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0415 RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW: 20 KIDS VS. 1 MAN AND THANKS FOR NOTHING DENNYS YOUR BUSBOY SUCKS 14 BUCKS FOR A GRAND SLAM

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0414 MJ, STEVE HARVEY, MAN THONGS AND AMIGOS

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0413 CHIMP CIVAL WAR, THE YAKUZA & ROD POWERS PLAYS FIND THE PARAKEET...

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A RIZZO AND JEFF SPECIAL DROP THE WALZ JENNER BATHOUSE AND WEST VIRGINA FATS

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0410 .77 CENT GLIZZY, NATHAN LANE AND RIZZO DOES THE MESS AROUND

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0409 SORRY WERE LATE: RIZZO IS LOST, HAS FAT FEET and RIZZO AND JEFF START THE SHOW MID UNICORN DAY AND DANGEROUS RIZZO

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0408 THE FULL SHOW RUNS THE GOOSE TO THE GANDER WITH DICK SIMMONS NASTY TRAFFIC

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UPDATEED: 0407 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW IS ALL NEW: LETS TALK DUI ON A HORSE, ELDER WOMEN SEX DRIVE, HUNKY FIREFIGHTERS AND THE 71 YEAR OLD BUS PEE

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0406 RIZZY SMELLS LIKE GLIZZY'S, CHINA BONE RENTALS, BEAT THAT BUTT AND WHERE OLD PEOPLE GO AT THE AIRPORT!!!!

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RIZZO & JEFF ARE MUCKBANGING THIS SATURDAY (EATING AHEM) BISEXUAL TORTISES CANADA MAPLE-GATE & RIZZOS CLOWNNAPPING AT THE BIG K

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0403 FULL SHOW BI SEXUAL TOTRISE, CANADA MAPLE GATE, WEINER BELTS, K MARTS CLOWNNAPPING WHILE WE CALL 911 FOR LOVE

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0402 THIS IS THE SHOW WHERE THERE IS SOMETHING...

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0401 CUDDLES, MOM SNUGGLES & THE RETURN OF THE DIDDY DIRTY MONEY

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0331 RIZZO & JEFF STOP HAVING SEX ON THE PARKWAY

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0330 RIZZO AND JEFF: MUCKBANG, ELDER LOVE, THE WHALLOP AT WALLY WORLD AND THATS HOW WE BEGIN

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0327 RIZZO AND JEFF CHEETOS, LISTENERS IN HOSPITALS. NEW HOT TV SHOW "AGING UNTOLD" AND ROSIE RAMBLES

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RIZZO AND JEFFS FULL 2 DAY TUBBY SAGA AT BEER CITY CROSSFIT (WE DID IT, KIND OF)

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0326 WANNA CALL ME TUBBY WELP... ILL SHOW YOU DADS... I MEAN I TRIED, WE DID GET A TEE SHIRT

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0325 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: RIZZO GOT TUBBIED BY A SOCCER DAD, THERES A TESTIE BOC JUST A DOC AND A HOLE, MORE 26 MILLION CALLS AND PEEPERS

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0324 FULL SHOW IT WAS LC AND MAYHEM... THE 828 AINT NO SELLIN PAPPYS LAND FOR 26 MILLION???

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0323 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW "BUS IN WALMART PRIVATE DOGGIN" caught AND CUZ MARRIAGE IN THE 828

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0320 WHOOPI IS OPEN SEXUALLY and KIM JUNG UN is SMALL

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0319 RIZZO IS STILL SICK BUT IS CELEBRATING BRIMLEY AND NOT EATING OATS AND BK'S NEW MASCOT (US) SUCKS

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0316 BY FAR THE FUNNIEST SHOW IN A WHILE

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0312 FRIDAY THE 13 MAKES PEOPLE CRAZY AND MAKES US REALIZE THAT LARGE PPL NEED 3 SEATS ON A PLANE

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0312 THE SHOW ABOUT NOTHING THAT TURNED INTO RAINING MEN WITH 4K LBS ATTACHED TO SACK

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0311 DONNY OSMAND IS MARRIED AND PELTS OLD WOMEN WIHT BALLS

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0310 LISTENER COURT DO YOU DIP FOR FUN OR FAT

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0309 DIRTY MR CHAN and THE EXPOSURE OF THE CLASS PEE GUY

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0306 FULL SHOW

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0304 The MANDER and JEFF has a NEW SONG!!!

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0303 RIZZO AND JEFF TALK SHERRI & WINONA UNIVERSITY ELDER LOVE MAKIN'

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0302 RIZZO & JEFF RIDE THE D SHIRT, DEATH AT DISNEY AND THE JAPANESE SUIT IN A BAG

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0226 MELISSA IN THE HOF... YOU ALL LIED TO ME AGAIN

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0225 Y'ALL THINK RIZZO IS A THIEF YOU PPL ARE THE WORST... WHAT YOU STOLE

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0224 RIZZO IS A LARCENIST, A THIEF OUT THERE STEALING "PEZ" AT THE MARKET (Police come get him!)

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0223 JOHN BARON IS REAL AND SO IS ROSIE O'S STASH

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0220 THE THEME WAS SIMPLE... WHAT IS THIS DOG WOMAN DRESSED.

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0219 THE JNN LOSES OUT TO THE RNN KIDS PROTEST AND DO NOT KNOW WHY, ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS DO THEY GET SUSPENDED

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0218 WHOOPI ON THE EPISTEIN LIST... WERE THEY AN ITEM...

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0217 FULL SHOW LC ALDI SUCKS, LETS PLAY A GAME AND CHAT R KELLYS SPEED BAG

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0216 RIZZO AND JEFF HAVE MONDAY BLUES: THEY ARE SAD THE CHINESE ARE IN LOVE WITH THEIR PHONES... ITS NOT NATURAL!

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0212 JANET, RFK SNORTS COKE OFF A TOILET AND WE HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE CALL WE GET LOST! YES ITS A FRIDAY SHOW!!!

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0212 LUCKY CALLS THE WORLD COMES UN DONE WITH A GAME AND BEN FRANKLIN IS 324 BUT STILL DRINKIN'

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0211 THE MAYOR IS HERE AND SHE IS FUNNY

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0210 LOOKS LIKE CARPET IN THE CAN AND RIZZO STILL HAS A MISTER PEST MAN ISSUE

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0209 AFTER SUPERBOWL SHOW: WE ARE NOT FANS OF THE HALFTIME SHOW... WE COULD NOT UNDERSTAND IT... IT WAS NOT POLITICAL!

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0206 RIZZO & JEFF FIND OUT ROSIES REAL SEX SCENE EXPERIENCE AND IT WAS... UM... OOOOHH!!!

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0205 FULL SHOW UNDERWEAR ITS JOHNNY LUCKY AND LARRY LAWS WIFE

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0204 THE TRUTH ABOUT PEZ, SENIOR PUNCHING & A 103 YEAR OLD LOOKIN FOR LOVE

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0202 RIZZO AND JEFF THE FAKE GROUNDHOG, CANADIANS SAY SHOVE IT AND CHAIR TO THE DOME SHOW

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0202 GROUNDHOG DAY: BEER FESTIVALS AND ELDER POKES ALL MEET PUNXY'S BIGGEST FAN... RIZZY

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0130 CIG MOM ROCK, A VACCUUM IS ON FULL POWER AND THERE IS SO MUCH SOPPING ELDERS ITS ALMOST ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU BURST

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0129 FULL SHOW WTH WAS THAT FROM BUTTERBEAN TO WASHINGTONS WOODINS TO GLASSCOCK AND NASTY NUNS

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0127 Rizzo and Jeff Show: Balloons, Baked Beans, and Blue Cheese- WHAT A TUESDAY!!

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0126 SHOW WE SURVIVED ICEMAGEDDEN 2026

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0123 ROSIE AND THE PIE CHAT TURN

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0122 ICE-MAGEDDEN & ROSIES EATIN AND TAKIN RIDES WITH TRUCKERS

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0121 RIZZO & JEFF ARE TALKIN TURKEY AND MEAT PANTS

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0120 MJ HAS SPOTS AND BY GOLLY FATS BELONG ON A PLANE... UNLESS YOU ARE JEFF

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01-14-26 The Dead who MADE IT on the play & The 3 am Car Wash

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0113 THE SHANDLING SHOW

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0112 THE KING IS NUDE IN PUDDING AND THE BAROMETRIC PRESSURE IS 32.8

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0109 THE NEW GAME MARRIED SINGLE OR IN A RELATIONSHIP... BAROMETRIC PRESSURES AND 1 ON 1 WITH GRIMACE

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0108 ROCCO vs RIZZO ON THE LOOSE...

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0107 Rosie O'Donnell WONT STOP talking Menopause and we can't stop helping but wonder why Bahrain wont stop ordering Butt Plug

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0106 THE LISTENER COURT: TO TWINKIE OR NOT TO TWINKIE

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0106 MELTED MICKEY ROURKE AND THE NAUGHTY DEAD FAT INJECTIONS

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1219 RIZZO & JEFF END THIER YEAR... BUSEY, ROSIE AND STEADMAN GRAHAM LEAD THE PACK

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1218 SITTING IN THE TUB LISTENING TO ENYA WHILE THE CORN AND LOSER TATER TRUCK FAILS

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1217 RIZZO & JEFF We got Rosie...We have Busey...We have Cholera & Elder Love.

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1216 RIZZO MISTAKES THE DMV & LISTENER COURT WAS ALL BUT A SWEEP WITH BEING FIRED FOR WORK EARLY

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1212 JEFF LOOKS LIKE KD LANG AND RIZZO IS UPSET AT SELF CHECKOUT

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1211 The Andy Dick Show with BUG GUY LOVE

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1210 TEXAS ROADHOUSE SUCKS AND RIZZO'S BUG GUY TEASE

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1209 RIZZO & JEFF (BUCK FUTTER AND NO MORE NFL BECAUSE JEFF LOVES SOCCER)

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1208 RIZZO AND JEFF HAVE PEOPLE CALL ABOUT MAKING LOVE... IT WAS ODD?

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1205 OL' BLUE EYES AND UNCLE MILTY'S JUMBO WITH ROSIE DINNER PLANS ON A FRIDAY SHOW

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1204 RIZZO & JEFF KEVIN SPACEY GOES NANNERS AND AN 8 INCH TONGUE

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1203 RIZZO AND JEFF FULL SHOW HAD A BABY NAMED RIZZO JEFFREY MOUNTAIN... WAIT A MINUTE STOP CAMEL TIME

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1202 RIZZO & JEFF: LISTENER COURT, GOLDEN CORRAL AND A DRUNK 90-YEAR-OLD ALL HEADLINE THE SHOW

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RIZZO & JEFF AMPUTEE LOSES ALL PROSTETICS, DILSBORO MAKES JOHNNY MAD AND NITROUS HAS A WOMAN GET 5 DUI'S IN 8 DAYS

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1126 RIZZO & JEFF TALK SHAMWOW MAN IN WHITE HOUSE, ANDY DICK & EGG LAYING YOUNG MEN

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1125 ROSIE SHAVES HER LEGGIES

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1124 THE LITTLE CHOO THAT COULD... NOT & BTO

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1121 TODAY WAS NUTS... CORN, ELVIS and POPPERS

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1120 RIZZO AND JEFF HAVE NO IDEA WHY JOHNNY IS CALLING IN A COLONOSCOPY

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1119 THE JAPANESE, CHINESE, BEARS AND MEAT CLEAVERS OH MY!!!

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1114 RIZZO & JEFF

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1113 RIZZO AND JEFF WELP... GOODBYE PENNY

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1112 RIZZO AND JEFF FIND TYSONS BIGGEST FIGHT IN LIFE

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1111 RIZZO AND JEFF ARGUE OVER BATHS AND KATHLEEN TURNER THIS ONE IS FOR THE VETS!!!

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1110 RIZZO & JEFF HAVE HIGH BEAMS AND TALK FRONT SEAT MEAT ON A COLD MONDAY

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1107 BTO, COLD SOUP and PEPPERCORN PRINCE

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1106 RIZZO'S BIRTHDAY BONANZA WITH WILLIAM HUNG AND LOU GRAMM

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1105 RIZZO AND JEFF CELEBRATE ANDY RICHTER AND DWTS

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1104 RIZZO & JEFF WANT MORE CREAMED CORN AND WE GET IT DONE!

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1103 RIZZO AND JEFF GOT AN EXTRA NAPPY POO, TALKED KILLING MONKEYS AND MR PIBB IS BACK

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1031 RIZZO AND JEFF HALOWEEN BONANZA FAILS TO CRITICS

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1030 RIZZO & JEFF TALK MONKEY WARS, 6-7 AND THE WORST NEWSCAST EVER

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1029 RIZZO & JEFF TALK FAT HORSE AND LEARN THE BIRD THEORY...

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1028 ELTON JOHN AND TRICK OR TREAT WITH OR WITHOUT HAIR DOWN THERE (IS MELVIN SMOOTH)

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1027 MONDAY HOOTANNIE!!!!

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1024 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: CHUBBY WIFE GETS REVENGE AND A DEAF WOMAN HIT BY A PLANE... SHE COULDNT HEAR IT.

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1022 THE HAMBURGER HELPER SHOW... IT DESTROYED NC AND THEY WONT FORGET

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1022 TO KILL WITH PIZZA OR NOT WITH PIZZA...

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1021 WEED, YOUR NEIGHBOR AND POOR BACON: JEFF IS STILL CHEAP!

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1017 BOB DOLE CHAT AND QUEEN LATIFA

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1016 RIZZO AND JEFF STUMP DUMP AND A PAW PAW VISIT

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1015 THE SALSA WITH ANDY AND DONNIE MARRIED MARIE?

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1014 SHOULD YOU PAY FOR YOUR FAT FRIENDS..

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1013 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW NATURAL LIKE GOD MADE YA

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1008 RIZZO & JEFF: THE TV SHOWS YOU SLEEP TOO...

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1008 RIZZO AND JEFF PLAY SILLY GAMES ALL DAY... YAY!

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1008 OH MY STARS its FLUFF

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1007 DOLE FROM BEGINING TO END AND LISTENER COURT

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1006 THE HOT LUNCH LADY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!!!!

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1003 YANG GANG, FAT BEAR WEEK & THE MELTDOWN OF ALL THINGS QUIZNOS

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1002 TODAY WAS A MESS... REALLY HENRY WINKLER IS AT IT AGAIN...

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1001 DON'T PEEP WITHOUT YOUR PANTS OR EAT A PEACOCK

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0930 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW LISTENER COURT (LET THE SENIORS FLY OR GROUND THEM)

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0929 RIZZO AND JEFF ROOTIN' TOOTIN' CRAZY MONDAY SHOW (YES IT WAS THAT INSANE)

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0926 RIZZO & JEFF TALK TO OUR FAVORITE CRIMINAL LUCKY AND CHAT ABOUT KITCHEN SINK DINNERS AND THATS JUST THE START!

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0925 RIZZO & JEFF DELVE INTO MJ'S SEX LIFE WITH LISA MARIA

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0923 RIZZO AND JEFF HAVE YOU THINKING VAN SEX

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0922 RIZZO & JEFF MARRY YOUR COUSIN IN NC AND TP A TEACHERS HOUSE (IF THEY DO NOT GIVE YOU A PART IN A PLAY)

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0919 Rizzo & Jeff Show, Brigitte Macron is not a Man not yet a VERIFIED woman... We Learn of Lego Adults!!!

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0918 HENRY WINKLER TO START A DIRTY MARTHA, SENIOR STRIPS AND DIORAMMAS WITH BART TO END

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0917 THE LOU GRAMM POTATO GAG!!!

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0916 To Dime Your Kids Out & a Lou Gramm Potato

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0915 BENT CARROTS AND BARB FROM MADISON COUTY FOR RIZZO AND JEFF MID DAY LAPPIE

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0912 SOO CREW SHOW VILA AND KILLER FOUND

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0910 MORE TREJO TURNS INTO LUNACY TODAY!

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0909 WHY DOES ASHEVILLE LOVE DANNY TREJO (IT WAS SUPER WEIRD)

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0908 RIZZO & JEFF TALK EVERYTHING FROM WHO GIVES A CRAP TO BUTTERY ROSEANNE

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0905 WHAT THE FRIDAY WAS THAT (PS DO NOT RENT A JAPENESE MAN)

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0904 RIZZO & JEFF THE WORST BEHAVED SHOW IN A WHILE

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0903 RIZZO, THE SLEEP DIVORCE & THE NAUGHTY MAN WHO FLAILS HIS ARMS ABOUT...

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0902 A BIT AND CHERRIES WAS ALMOST BITTEN OFF AND LISTENER COURT BUSY BUSY DAY

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0829 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW "AARP's Hottest Actors Over 50 have been ranked...We spruced up the list...Gary Busey was tops on the list..."

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0828 RIZZO & JEFF: LETS GET NUDE IN THE 828

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0827 ENGAGED! THER WORLD IS TALKING TAYLOR AND TRAVIS... WE TALK ED KELCE AND HIS MANLY ADVICE FOR HIS SON!!!

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0826 Listener Court and the idea of BIRTHDAY BOYS AND GIRLS ALL WEEK LONG!!!

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0822 Rizzo & Jeff: You can NOT be FAT and a Reader? Pick One Also Lyle Menendez WILL be parolled HE HAD 11 CONGICICALS with Rosie!

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0821 WE ARE BACK AND SENIORS ARE GETTING HUMPISH

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0820 RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW "CONNIE CHUNG AND BETTY WHITE LOVIN"

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0819 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW "SKEE-LO WISHES HE DID NOT SAW OFF HIS LEGS LIKE THIS GUY DID"

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0818 Rizzo & Jeff Show MOUSE JIGGLE WITH DREW CAREY and Mrs. Koch!

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0815 Rizzo and Jeff (The Japanese are being eaten by BEARS and Jeff thinks a guy has a Dong Snapping issue)

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0814 RIZZO & JEFF MEET 99 YEAR OLD EDDY KUKLINSKI (ICEMAN) AND WE TALK CHEDDARS

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0813 Rizzo & Jeff Show: Water Cooler Talk and NO PANTS CAT meets a RABID RABBIT!

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0812 LETS TALK TOBY'S WASTE & CHAT FARMERS ALMANAC ON THIS CRAZY EDITION OF THE RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW

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0811 WE ARE BAAACKKKKK!!!! FEELING IT BURN AND PLAYING WITH JAPANESE CESSNAS FROM 1958

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0805 RIZZO AND JEFF LISTENER COURT AND FANCY

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0804 BTO, MEATLOAF, GRANDMA EMMA AND LOVING LIFE WITH BURT AND LONNIE

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0804 GRANDMA EMMA'S CANCER BUCKET LIST WAS SO MUCH FUN AND STUFFED WITH MEATLOAF

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0801 WELP... BARBARA BUSH AND ALL IT WAS A REAL RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW TODAY!

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0731 THE BEEF SNACK AND THE TRUE HULKSTER...

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0730 GOODBYE OZZY, SEE YOU ALL AFTER WE EAT MORE POTTED MEAT YOU ALL ARE SICK!!!

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0729 ALBERT LINCOLN ROKER JR.

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0728 Jeff KILLED MOMMA JUNE and RIZZO has HOGAN buried in a TUX

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0725 RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW TODAY WAS ALL ABOUT THE WOMENS RESTROOM AND IT BEING GROSS

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0724 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: WE WANT FAT ROKER BACK AND JERRY O'CONNEL SUCKS!!!

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0723 GOODBYE PRINCE OF DARKNESS A 38-YEAR-OLD LIVES WITH SENIORS AND SO MUCH MORE

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0722 Listener Court: TELL A LADY ABOUT HAIR ON HER CHINNY CHIN CHIN!!!

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0721 Rizzo & Jeff Show: Tilford Tillman got a DUI, Monks are FREAKING OFF and having BLACKMAIL from a 35 year old and a Surprise is CLOSE!

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0718 RIZZO AND JEFF FULL SHOW "ROSIE TREAK AND CHIX CROSSES ROAD"

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0718 RIZZO & JEFF'S "BIT OF THE DAY" THAT CHICKEN SHOULDNT HAVE CROSSED THE ROAD

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0717 Meat Sticks, WOMEN WILL KILL and Look out for PET JUSTICE

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0716 Rizzo & Jeff (You can either TELL US THE WORST WAY TO DIE or Take a ride down Richard Simmons Highway with us!!!

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0716 Rizzo & Jeff BIT OF THE DAY: WORST WAY TO DIE? DEATH BY MEAT GRINDER... OUCHIE!

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0715 LISTENER COURT WHIMSEY WHERE IS THE CULT AND JELLO PUDDING POPS

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0715 BIT OF THE DAY LISTENER COURT "ADULT DISNEY PEOPLE ARE WHIMSICAL"

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0714 BIT OF THE DAY

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0711 FULL SHOW (NO WE WILL NOT SALLY STRUTHERS ALL DAY... ROSIE PERHAPS)

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0711 BIT OF THE DAY (Jeff turns 44 and cannot EAT ENOUGH of his YUMMY birthday cake)

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07/11 ITS JEFF AND HES 44... WHAT CELEBS CALLED IN THE SHOW!!!! A HUGE SHOW TODAY

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RIZZO AND JEFF 0709: Short Show

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0708 BIT OF THE DAY LISTENER COURT: MISTER ROGERS, THEN CAPTAIN KANGAROO, MISTER BILL AND BOZO ALL FOR THE KIDS OF THE FLOWER CHILDREN..

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0708 SHOW: RONALD IS MISSING AND LISTENER COURT WAS A DISATER! STOP CALLING US!!!

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0707 Rizzo is HAPPY to be back to work guy and Jeff is a MISERAB again!

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0707 BIT OF DAY 2 "ICE CREAM LICKS WITH YOUR UNCLE" Is that weird?

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0707 BIT OF DAY 1 "BEEF TONGUE"

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0627 BIT OF THE DAY THE LIVER AND ONIONS TO BED... MAYBE

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0627 YOU WIN... RIZZO & JEFF TAKE THE BEEF LIVER PLUNGE

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0626 BIT OF DAY STEVE BLUES CLUES ASHEVILLE RESIDENTS WATCH OTHERS LISTEN TO US IN CAR...

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0626 ASHEVILLE DANCES TO BLUES CLUES...

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0625 BIT OF THE DAY ROSIE ON BOBBY SHERMAN DEAD AND HERPES

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0625 FULL SHOW: ABU DAHBI DADDY, THE ROSIE ODONNELL SHOW AND BOBBY SHERMAN DEATH OF A CAREER

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0624 BIT OF THE DAY LC ELDER LOVIN

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0624 LISTENER COURT

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0623 BIT OF THE DAY LETS GET CORNEY CHILIS OZEMPIC GAS

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0623 RIZZO & JEFF "Brown Baggers & Corn on the Cob!!!

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0620 OH NO ITS A CHO, DAD BUTT AND LIVER... AGAIN!!!

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0620 BIT OF THE DAY "NO WAY PLEASE.... DO NOT PULL BACK ON LIVER RIZZO"

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0619 BIT OF THE DAY LIVER CHAT AND THE MOMMA CASS

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0619 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: TACO, LIVER AND ONIONS AND NOW MORPHINE AND GRANDMA EMMA... TODAY WAS THE CRAZIEST SHOW WE HAVE HAD IN NC!!!!

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0618 BIT OF THE DAY: Toilet Paper HANGS backwards: Yes, it may be wrong to us, but SCIENCE SAYS YOU ARE GROSS if you do!

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0618 THE TOILET PAPER FIGHT THAT MEETS POPE RODHAM AND TERRY BRADSHAW

267

0617 RIZZO AND JEFF FEATURED BIT OF THE DAY LISTENER COURT

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0617 ONE CLAP RIZZO AND BABY DRINKING WITH DAD GETS US GOING TODAY!!!

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0616 RIZZO & JEFF: MOLLY RINGWOLD, SMEELY PAPA JOHNS GUYS AND BREAKFAST CONDIMENTS

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0613 TV DADS AND THE DESIRE TO FAKE SEIZURES TO GET A PONY RIDE FROM MEN ALL OVER...

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0612 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW TALK 70'S NUDE & PASS IT ON TREND AND THE 4 MIN IN AND OUT #2'ER

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0611 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW "RICHARD KARN VISITS THE SHOW AND WE HAVE BOVINE MARRIED"

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0610 LISTENER COURT: To Pierce an 8 year old and Gluteal Orthotics as we START with BIRD CHAT...

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0609 Rizzo & Jeff Show (Asheville LOVES Animal Chatter and NEVER Depants Your Wife)

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0606 SHAQ A RONI LEADS TO CALL OF THE YEAR AND AN ELDER IS SCAMMING COLLEGE...

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0605 RIZZO & JEFF "BUBBLES BLOWIN & 4K TO LET HIM GET AWAY"

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0604 RIZZO & JEFF "DIVA CHAT, LIED TO BY THE CHAN, ARE YOU HAPPY GILMORE and BANANA HAMMOCKS"

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0603 Rizzo & Jeff talk DANNY DEVITO GETTING SEXY & RIZZO USES LOCAL CELEBRITY TO GET A PARKING SPOT FOR HIM ALONE!!! JEFF CALLS HIM OUT!!!

279

0602 RIZZO AND JEFF TALK TO THE MAYOR OF AVL AFTER SHOOTING AND TALK WHISTLE PIGS

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0530 Rizzo & Jeff TRY to understand A FAT WIFE SONG & WHY A MAN PUTS A FERRET ON HIS SLINKY

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0529 Rizzo and Jeff CHAT DUTCH OVEN SINUS and WHY EMMA WOULD MAKE OUT WITH KATHY BATES WHO LOOKS LIKE ANDY GRIFFITH!!!

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0527 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW LISTENER COURT WAS ALL ABOUT OLIVE GARDEN

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0523 RIZZO'S CAR KEYED AND WE CAN NOT HAVE ANY MORE CALLS ABOUT KERMIT

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0522 Rizzo & Jeff HERE TO HELP YOU FIGURE OUT WHY KERMIT IS A STAR SPEAKER!!!

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0521 HE WENDT TOO SOON... A JOKE I WILL USE OVER AND OVER AGAIN....

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0520 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW LISTENER COURT: TO PAY 60k AT WAFFLE HOUSE AND COVER RIZZO IN ICING

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0519 FULL SHOW

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0515 Danny Devito SLINGS YAYO and we found out MJ gave Bubbles an 8 Piece... OOF!

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0514 RIZZO & JEFF NAME A BABY "THATS RIGHT ITS GROVER OR ORENTHAL"

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0513 SO WHAT I LET MY KID SPRAY OVEN CLEANER ON CICADA'S... TRY ME!!!

291

0512 WE FIND QUEEN LATIFA FANS and WE FIND OUT BARTS LOVE MAKIN' CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE

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0509 RIZZO & JEFF FINALE (OH MY HEAVENS A NEW POPE AND A BACK DOOR NACHO'ING)

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0508 Rizzo & Jeff Show Cardinal Pizza, Two walkin nude's & GEN Z SLANG MAKES PARENTS NUTS!!!

294

0507 Rizzo & Jeff Show Donny Osmand is THE LOOK and we try to find a Serial Kill... Er Pooper!

295

0506 A Gary Busey Mothers Day & LISTENER COURT: To Drive AFTER 65!!!

296

0505 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW... JEFF HAS A WALKER AND NEEDS HELP? WILL YOU HELP HIM?

297

0502 The Rejected SPECIAL Message and Butt Rock with DELCO PA's Finest (Rizzo KNOWS HER)

298

0501 Rizzo & Jeff GET CRAZY with AUNTIE RU The listener's response was "I'd rather be kicked in the crotch or I'd rather have a lobotomy"

299

0430 MICHAEL JACKSON HAD A LAAMA

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0429 Rizzo & Jeff PAPPY HAS PLATAPUS LIPS and Rizzo BURNED a CLIENT for an Orchid!!!

301

0428 CHUBBY FREAKIN CHECKER IS A GOD AND RIZZO FEELS LIKE LOUIE ANDERSON

302

0424 FULL SHOW

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0422 A COW WAS HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SHOW AND NOT "BY US"... TWO MEN IN WNY!

304

0422 RIZZO & JEFF RENT AN OLD MAN AND DICK VAN DYKE NEEDS THE CANE... THATS 1/10 OF THE SHOW

305

0421 THE POPE AND JD'S LAST DANCE..."WHO HAS THE MOST BOULBUS HEAD ON TV" in honor of Sajak's Broadway Debut

306

0418 Rizzo & Jeff Show (A FRIDAY FOR THE AGES)

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0417 CHOCLATE, CRACK AND BARTS SEAFOOD ENCHALADA

308

0415 GOODBYE WINK AND WTH IS LIVERMUSH: TODAY WAS REALLY A LEARNING EXPERIENCE

309

0415 THE RIZZO & JEFF SHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER "T" AND LICKING SOUNDS

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0414 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: WE BEGIN WITH ROSIE IN LOVE WITH LYLE AND GO LIVE WITH OPRAH AND GAIL ON A PRAYER

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0411 Rizzo & Jeff Show...Let's GET NUTS... She NAMED HIM "SEXY CHOCLATE" and RIP Lemonhead!

312

0410 OH MY HEAVENS, WHAT SHOW IS THE SEXIEST OF ALL TIME? WHEW... IT JUST GOT HOTT...

313

0409 RIZZO & JEFF TALK AC/DC THUNDERSTRUCK IS CHOKING MEN TIED TO BEDS... AND THATS JUST THE START

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0408 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW (BIRD BOY TO CAT GROOMERS AND THE EASTER BUNNY)

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0407 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: WE LOST DENNIS THE MENACE WHO HATED THAT SHOW AND HENRY WINKLERS HAMS MADE IT ON THE SHOW!

316

0404 RIZZO & JEFF A SPOON FULL OF PAPPY MAKES THE MEDICINE GO DOWN & MEET SPEEDY GONZALEZ

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0403 BUBBLES TURNS 42 AND WE WONDERED... IF IT COULD TALK? WOAH...

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0402 Rizzo & Jeff EGG SALAD OBESSION and CONNIE CHUNG MAKES LOVE WEEKLY at 84

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0401 Honk, Honk, Honk its APRIL FOOLS & Jeff Thinks Cruises SUCK!!!!

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0331 Did an Irish Boy TURN ROSIE? A New Rosie Rambles and THE WORLDS WORST BOSS!!!

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RIZZO AND JEFF LOST EPISODE... The Patsy Danny Devito is a Sandwich Pitchman and the 350 lb Teacher who CRACKS back!

322

0325 RIZZO & JEFF FORGOT ABOUT CHICKEN NUGGETS

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0324 Rizzo & Jeff WILL GET TO CARNIE but DANG that GRILL WAS GREAT and we NEED FAT CHAT

324

0321 RIZZO & JEFF GO OFF THE RAILS (MILTON PERKINS... ITS THAT KIND OF SHOW)

325

0320 FULL SPRING SHOW (HOW DO WE MAKE IT PAST MY GUILTY PLEASURE)

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0318 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Butch & Suni are Home... Maybe & The BIGS Family got stuck in the Woods

327

0318 Rizzo & Jeff GO TO COURT... AND KELSEY BEATS MCGRAW...

328

0317 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: THIS ROCK LEGAND IS DEAD NOT IN ROCHESTER, ALSO ITS ST PATTYS, HOW DID WE CELEBRATE... TUNE IN AND FIND OUT

329

0314 RIZZO & JEFF "MILK WHAT AND WHO"

330

0313 Rizzo & Jeff talk BUTCH & SUNNY Never coming back, Worse yet WE MEET CREEPY EMILY

331

0312 Rizzo and Jeff Talk PT CRUSIERS and BEAVIS...

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0311 RIZZO & JEFF LISTENER COURT: JEFF IS SELFISH AND MADE ME DRIVE HIM TO SOCON!!!

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0310 GASSY MANAGER OF GYM TAKES BEANO, OUT OF CONTROL SENIORS AND PLEASE CHACHI STATY OUT OF A CANNON

334

0307 Rizzo & Jeff "GET A HITCH IN OUR GIDDY UP"

335

0306 RIZZO & JEFF TRY TO SAVE TV... TO SOME AVAIL?

336

0305 RIZZO AND JEFFS VIRAL BATHROOM BONANZA

337

0304 SHOW OPEN from VILANCH to LC to HACKMAN and BARTS BYE

338

0303 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: GET OVER THE FREAKIN BOVINES BELLS!

339

0228 MURDER MYSTERY SOLVED... KIND OF... WILD ELDERS AND RIZZO BECOMES A SAM'S CLUB MAN

340

0227 Rizzo and Jeff Show: Lewinski, Elder nudity and the Epstein List had MJ and Hawking on it?

341

0226 FULL SHOW

342

0225 Rizzo & Jeff: Listener Court William Shatner, Gimme Butt and Manscaped Bugs!!!

343

0224 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: DID DOLLY RUIN HER CAREER and THE 11 YEAR OLD DD for DADDY

344

0221 Rizzo and Jeff TEET to MOUTH and Giggle Boxes GALORE!!!

345

0220 SMELLY NADLER and THE REHEATZA

346

0219 DO NOT COPY JARED & RIZZO GOT A POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER FROM AN ELDER MAN

347

0218 OUR 1ST LISTENER CALLED IN LISTENER COURT "TO TIP OR NOT"

348

0217 Rizzo & Jeff Show: Steve Harvey defiles MARY TODD, we talk peeps and Wally World Washing

349

0214 RIZZO AND JEFF LITHGOW AND PHILLY DILLER

350

0213 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW ALL ABOPUT CHUBBY CHECKER

351

0212 OUR LOCAL WEATHERMAN SAYS ITS RAW AND WET...

352

0211 THE VILLAGE PEOPLE HOF DEBATE RAGES... WE ARE NOT SURE WHY?

353

0210 Rizzo & Jeff Show WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS BABY... We also learn about MEASE Fighting!!!

354

0207 FULL SHOW

355

0206 HOLY MOLY THE NC MOVIE DEBATE IS STILL RAGING! MEET DR. BRIMLEY...

356

0205 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW... UNCLE O'GRIMACEY IS BACK AND A SENATOR WANTS TO EAT BEAVERS

357

0204 TO CHILL KETCHUP AND MAYO as we begin with DR. FEELGOOD & TANNER SCORE

358

0203 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: LUDDEN LIGHT UP & BANANA HAMMOCKS!!!

359

0130 RIZZO & JEFF Talk Lewinski and Reno in the SITUATION ROOM!

360

0129 Rizzo & Jeff Talk LICKING that body and WHERE OUR DRUNK YOGA LIP HARPIST IS!!!

361

0128 RIZZO & JEFF REALIZE THE 828 IS PEE WEE FRIENDLY... VERY!!!

362

0124 TRUMP IS COMING CAN WE STOP EATING PAW PAW

363

0123 Rizzo and Jeff play "HOW MANY HOTDOGS" and chat "LOVE MAKING IN A DOGGIE BED"

364

0122 Rizzo and Jeff Show's Celeb Cruise and INTAMATE TELLINGS!!!

365

0121 Rizzo & Jeff... Start with a Lip Harp and Move on to BILLY RAY ICON STATUS

366

1116 FULL SHOW

367

0115 WOMAN DOES 1000 MEN IN 12 HOURS AND WE TALK WHY THE CHINESE ARE COOLER THAN US

368

0114 YOU PUT WHAT IN A HORSE'S NOSE???

369

0113 MARRY A RAGDOLL, GET CHEATED ON, HAVE 4 KIDS AND MEET RANDY QUAID...

370

0110 THE JAG WEED, WEATHERMAN and SNOWMAGEDDON arrives!!! Oh, we also found Woddy's Floppy Jugs

371

0109 DAY BEFORE SMOWMAGEDDON WHERE IS THE MILK AND BREAD???

372

0108 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW "THE EXPLODING PANTALOONS, THE PIG MURDERS AND HUG A CHICKEN WHY DONT YA"

373

0107 THE NICK CAGE AND SLICK WILLY SHOW

374

0106 Rizzo & Jeff Llama to Elmo and EVERYTHING in between

375

0103 SEASON 2: GOODBYE OSMOND, HELLO LENO and LLAMAS

376

0102 RIZZO & JEFF SEASON 2 (One Toot Kamala Two Toot Trump)

377

1220 Rizzo & Jeff's LAST OF THE YEAR....

378

1219 THE BEST ACTOR TURNED RAPPER... WAS A WISE GUY...

379

1218 THE TRUTH BEHIND THE EATING OF SQUIRREL BRAINS

380

1217 Rizzo and Jeff Show (TO CAREY OR NOT) The Listener Court to END all!!!

381

1216 WORST TV SHOWS, MIKE TYSON ON ONLY FANS and JUST DREW... DREW...

382

1212 Selleck Rides AGAIN... ROB SCHNEIDER is... A CARROT!!!

383

1211 Rizzo & Jeff UFO's and The Abreva of Rosie...

384

1210 FULL SHOW

385

1209 Rizzo & Jeff SCORE BIG with VIRAL FLASHER and TALK GRIMACE REPRODUCTION

386

1209 BREAK 10 AVA LOUIISE ONLY FANS SPILLS ALL ABOUT HER NY GIANTS FLASH

387

1204 Rizzo & Jeff Show The Queen Takes a Two with 6, It was PARK AVE Debut Day and A LADY ATE HER CAT

388

1202 RIZZO GETS A PARK AVE... and HE IS LOVIN AND LIVIN LIFE!!!

389

1126 Rizzo & Jeff Show... THE DOG CONTRACT and Elton's Pink Eye...

390

1125 Rizzo & Jeff visit 500K AVL LOO and Talk Splat the Tomato!!!

391

1122 RIZZO & JEFF'S 2024 SHOWMAGEDDON... WE MADE IT, SANS DUNKIN

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1121 Rizzo & Jeff Show (Class of 1939 BACKS IT UP, The McRib is BACK fat, Rizzo RAPS ELLEN and NC BE SHAMED... CLAY AIKEN is Invisable!

393

1120 Rizzo & Jeff (A Dallop of Dolly, Leno takes a HUGE Tumble and Winkler LOVES a Meercat)

394

1119 Rizzo & Jeff Show WW3... AHEM WHOOPI and UNCLE RICHIE meets The NOTORIOUS P.I.G.

395

1114 Rizzo & Jeff talk to Viral Helene victim Lisa & discuss STARS who are in DESPERATE NEED of Money!!!

396

1113 Rizzo & Jeff (WEIRD RESTROOM GUY & GOAT CHAT SANDWHICHED BETWEEN EATING GUINEA PIGS)

397

1112 Rizzo & Jeff Show "IS DANNY DEVITO WORTH IT?" YOU SAID... NO!!!!

398

1111 Rizzo & Jeff Show: AVERAGE FLORIDA MAN and VETS are a godsend and we DELVE DEEP into Jaleel Whites NEW Game Show... It's a Monday!!!

399

1108 Rizzo & Jeff's FRIDAY SPECTACULAR... What is a RAM ROD, Steve Harvey is in Baby Oil and Rosie (HOLD PLEASE) Rambles!!!

400

1107 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw...It's Dominick the Donkey" IS NC's #1 X MAS SONG by iTUNES and The Fonz Kills Drew

401

1106 Rizzo & Jeff "47 MEET WNC & THE BIRTHDAY BOY"

402

1105 Rizzo & Jeff's NOT SO Election Special... Seriously WE TRIED!!!

403

1104 Rizzo & Jeff Chat "Oprah's Favorite Things... Sadly we learned TOO MUCH" oh and we SPOKE TO BUTTERBALL!!!

404

1031 RIZZO & JEFF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL....

405

1029 Rizzo & Jeff WELCOME BACK LISTENER COURT... Some of you are INSANE TO SHOWER!!!

406

1028 Rizzo & Jeff "Meet Crumbs the Cat AND the MAN" oh and Roseanne Barr ALWAYS TAKES THE CAKE!!!

407

1024 Rizzo & Jeff Show... RIZZO MEETS 5 BEAR CUBS and KAMALA WILL WIN THANKS TO ICP and the JUGGALOS

408

1023 Rizzo & Jeff Show "STOP IT WITH LONG JOHN SILVERS"

409

1022 Rizzo & Jeff Show "DID DIDDY DO IT"? You DO NOT want YOUR LAST WORDS TO BE... I DID IT!

410

1021 Rizzo & Jeff BACK TO NEW NORMAL (Dunkin, Swifties hit Simpsons, Helene Updates and LOU FAILS his way into Rock N Roll HOF!!!

411

1018 RNJ WEEK IN REVIEW RIZZY'S WRONG LIST AND INSPECTOR GADGETS HOPE ALIVE!!!

412

1017 Rizzo & Jeff Helping The Community After Helene Thursday 10/17 DONT Make the Rizzy WRONG LIST!!!

413

1015 Rizzo and Jeff (BIDET INFO, MORE WATER and WATER HUES)

414

1015 Rizzo & Jeff Talk THEIR NEW NORMAL & HAVE A TON OF PEOPLE CALL BUT WE ALSO HAD SOME FUN TODAY! THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER!!!

415

1014 Rizzo & Jeff Show "WE HAVE H2O... KIND OF" but THERE IS HOPE!!!!

416

1011 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW (MC-RIG, A WASH, CALL DAD AND DIABETIC BATON) #WNCSTONG

417

1010 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Today on the Thursday 10/10 edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show, the optimism was pouring in. More and more calls came"

418

Rizzo & Jeff 10-09... FINALLY "A GLIMMER OF HOPE, HELPING, EMOTIONS ARE RAW, A LUAGH & WATER COMING SOON"?

419

TUESDAY RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW

420

RIZZO AND JEFF ON ELVIS DURAN ALL OVER COUNTRY FROM AVL

421

1007 Rizzo and Jeff "The Frustration BEGINS TO SET IN"

422

Rizzo & Jeff Show PART 2 of 2 FRIDAY 1004 8 and 9 am SHOW

423

Rizzo and Jeff Show... 1004 6 and 7 am SHOW

424

1003 8 and 9 am SHOW Rizzo & Jeff HURRICAN HELENE COVERAGE PART 1

425

1003 6 and 7 am SHOW Rizzo & Jeff HURRICAN HELENE COVERAGE PART 1

426

0929 FULL RECOVERY HURRICANE SHOW RIZZO AND JEFF SAT INSTANT REACTION SIMULCAST FULL 0929 part 1 INSTANT REACTION LIVE AS IT HAPPENS

427

0929 FULL RECOVERY HURRICANE SHOW RIZZO AND JEFF SAT INSTANT REACTION SIMULCAST FULL 0929 part 2 IN REAL TIME DISTRUCTION

428

1002 1002 RIZZO AND JEFF LIVE HURRICANE HELENE SHOW THE DESPERARATRION SINKS IN SLOWLY PART 2

429

1002 RIZZO AND JEFF LIVE HURRICANE HELENE SHOW THE DESPERARATRION SINKS IN SLOWLY PART 1

430

0926 Rizzo and Jeff Show "Helene sounds like a woman you'd want in a bar fight with you... NOT A HURRICANE"

431

0925 Rizzo & Jeff Show "JUST THE CLIPS and CLOWN PUNS" Also Elder Cars?

432

0924 ROSIE ODONNELL'S EXIT TO EDEN AS LISTENER COURT (BROUGHT TO YOU BY VOODOO BREWING) DIVDES RIZZO AND HIS LADY... CAN THEY SALVAGE LOVE?

433

0923 Rizzo & Jeff Give Ya a "WHATFOR" with Tom Bodette of Motel 6 and Nutter Butters

434

0920 RIZZO & JEFF "Hooves, Tweedle's, and kissing cousins... sounds like a Friday Show to Us!!!

435

0919 SEXY 1ST LADIES, DIDDY EATS WHAT & THE TRUE ASHEVILLE PIRATE RIZZO AAARRRGGGHH

436

0918 RIZZO & JEFF URKLE, CARL WINSLOW, DIDDY AND WHAT TO NEVER CALL A FAT!!!

437

0917 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW (BROUGHT TO YOU BY VOODOO BREWING IN ARDEN) LOLLIS MONKEYS AND LISTENER COURT WENT OFF THE RAILS TODAY

438

0916 Rizzo & Jeff RECOUNT Melissa at Salvage Station, BUTTE or BUTT Montana and ALL YOU MISSED this weekend!

439

0913 RIZZO AND JEFFS "REALLY BIG SHOW'' ABOUT BALDS AND MELISSA ETHRIDGE

440

0912 RIZZO AND JEFF FIGHT A GRANNY AND HAVE RESTROOM CHATTER

441

0911 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW (Have You Taken Your Diabeets Meds? Well ATLEAST you DO NOT have an Androgenous Autobus

442

0910 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW LISTENER COURT BROUGHT TO YOU BY VOODOO BREWING "THE 70k RING" to GIVE BACK AND GOODYE JAMES EARL JONES

443

0909 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Glenn Scoops, Connie Chung, Kathy Bates and a propped-up Grandma... ITS A MONDAY on the Rizzo and Jeff Show!

444

0906 Rizzo & Jeff Show NO MORE LEGS LEFT and CEREAL IS QUISPY AND NOT TOO SEXY in the 828

445

0905 Rizzo & Jeff Show CARL WINSLOW CAN'T BE THE ONLY 80s DADS ALIVE & DOCTOR MISTAKENLY TAKES OUT A LIVER

446

0904 Rizzo & Jeff Show "The Porn and Poppadia and LOU CRUISE... oh and the 1000lb sister who ATE A LIVE CAMEL!

447

0903 Rizzo & Jeff LISTENER COURT BROUGHT TO YOU BY VOODOO BREWING WAS JEFF BEING RUDE AT A BBQ & WE JUST CANT GET OVER GARY COLEMAN'S MURDER

448

0829 Rizzo and Jeff Show... ARE WE ON... YES... DANNY DEVITO DIVIDES the 828 and TONY DANZA LOSES HIS DAMN MIND!!!

449

0828 Rizzo Razzles Jeff is a DUD! Look out 828 shootings ABOUND!

450

0827 SHOUT OUT TO VOODOO BREWING IN ARDEN NC!!! RIZZO IS BACK AND HE IS ON AN ELVIS HIGH SO LISTENER COURT WAS THE MOST ONE SIDED EVER

451

0822 Rizzo and Jeff Show (DARN IT THERE IS A DARE DOG & YES CATS PAY RENT)

452

0821 Rizzo & Jeff "TURN DOWN FOR WHOM" Gov. Walz and his Jazz Hands? HMMMMM....

453

0820 Rizzo & Jeff Show "LISTENER COURT: DO YOU WASH YOUR FEET" GAME SHOW HOST FIGHTS & LENO CHIN WILL BEAT YOU BAD"

454

0819 Rizzo & Jeff "Rizzo's LEMONDO STAND, Jazzy Treatment, Donahue Goobye and a NEW RAZZLE DAZZLE!!!

455

0817 WEEK IN REVIEW (Rizzo and Jeff LOSE ALL STREET CRED)

456

0816 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW UPDATED "Rizzo kicked off the show being slap silly at 6am, Jeff defended pitchfork STABBINGS!

457

0815 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Rizzo attempted to "service" the listeners to start the show AND Willy Amos DIES!!!

458

0814 Rizzo & Jeff Show "We found Pat... Now a Reporter! Do you know someone OLD ENOUGH to be burried next to PRESIDENT POLK?

459

0813 Rizzo and Jeff Show LISTENER COURT BROUGHT TO YOU BY VOODOO BREWING, The Crappy Ken Jennings and the $450 WEDDING? REALLY!!!

460

0812 Rizzo & Jeff "What is wrong with being kidnapped as a proposal? Rizzo showed HIS Proposal skills with MJ and the Bambine STANDARD SAM!

461

UPDATED: Rizzo & Jeff's CRAZIEST Week in Review YET! RnJ are in REAL COURT, LISTENER COURT, HOWDY DOODY and Canadian #2'ers Goin ALL OVER

462

0809 Rizzo & Jeff "Howdy Doody! Want to meet Hilary Fluff? No? Well Fluff is an Emotional Support Chicken... CLUCK CLUCK...

463

0808 Rizzo and Jeff Show ITS COURT DAY... We Talk Paternity man... HOLD ON COURT.... AND BACK... Why was Shawneesha was arrested again?

464

0807 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Does the tickle monster make you go uggggghhh" The Crew Sock is Back AND Rizzo's BALD can't GLISTEN!

465

0806 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Do Guinea Pigs SING like Canaries and Listener Court went ALL FAJITA on US!!!

466

0805 Rizzo and Jeff Show.... $51.00 Taco Bell, RFK, Cornucopia's and THE FREE AVL ROOF (Cheap Cheap Jeffies)

467

0802 Rizzo and Jeff ELDER ARE MS-13 or GS3 and Elvis and Patsy Cline RIP OFF LOCAL FANNY PACKS at AVL FEST!!!

468

0801 Rizzo & Jeff FIBER FOR THE KIDS AND PILLY WILLY (UPDATED)

469

0731 DOM IS DEAD AND THE MOM WITHOUT PANTIES!!!

470

0730 EAT DIRT AND DIE (A Listener to Jeff)

471

0729 Rizzo & Jeff "STOP CALLING ABOUT PEE" The Razzle Dazzle makes its Premiere!!!

472

0727 LC URNAL 50 DOG TOOBIN ROOSTER KING CHOMPERS TRUCK STOP SHOWER FREE WILLY OPEN AUDIO

473

0726 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Nobody cares about your dumb phone booth story Rizzo... Canadians CHEAT and OPRAH and GAYLE KING SPEAK OUT"

474

0725 Rizzo & Jeff (BONUS) 5 AM HOUR INCLUDED URNAL 50's, Do You hang Your TP OVER or UNDER and FREE WILLY in REAL LIFE with TWINIKIES n BIGS

475

0724 Rizzo & Jeff Show "The winds of this political climate are certainly changing...Bieber...Blues Traveler...Melissa Etheridge... YEAH"

476

0723 Rizzo and Jeff Show "Dont FEED your DOG ALPO, The Great Murdocho called and tried to sell us on Brendan Fraiser TAKE OUT TIPS!!!"

477

0722 Rizzo & Jeff "ALL THE KINGS HORSES BIT ALL THE KINGS MEN (Because he BITES the HELP) and Biden says BYE BYE!!!

478

RIZZO & JEFFS WEEK IN REVIEW... PLEASE SAVE US FROM THE DISPAIR... ANYONE?

479

0719 Rizzo and Jeff Show (A BEAR AT HOME, KINGS KNIGHT GOATS and STAMOS IS LEARNIN ABOUT FULL HOUSE 40 YEARS LATER)

480

0718 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Liver Lips Mcgrow, The ANGRY waitress, Elderly Library Anger and NOT RISING to the Occasion NEEDS MUSIC"

481

0717 Rizzo and Jeff Show "THE PORTLAND LOO, BABY HANDS ELECTROCUTED AND INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FROM MR.MIYAGI"

482

0716 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Vigorous Pleasure, Peter Pauls, Miss Cleo, SPAM, Kermit has Gin and Juice and Weird Al!

483

0715 Rizzo and Jeff LETS COOL DOWN EVERYONE! The Trump Attempt, Richard Simmons and Dirty Girl Doctor Ruth... We Hardly knew YE!

484

0713 Week in Review Costner Elton Pee LC Perv Goldblum ARDEN hell and TWERK TAT

485

0712 Rizzo & Jeff "Priests picking you up when your car breaks down...His fridge...Ellen, Alf, and prostitute clowns, oh yea and Pat Sajack!

486

0711 Rizzo & Jeff Show (MOURN FOR ALF ON JEFFS BIRTHDAY)

487

0710 Rizzo & Jeff PROVE Henry Winker is a Liar and LOTS about THE BACK DOOR from Drinks to Opening Bottles

488

0709 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Don't BE RUDE... Take a Lude... AND A TATTOO" YES, ELTON PULLED "IT" OUT!!!!

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0708 Rizzo & Jeff Show "FAT GUY SPORTS & NEVERLAND RANCH"

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0628 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Rizzo as he sounded like he was throwing out koosh balls? ITS A FRIDAY EPISODE of Rizzo and Jeff"

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0627 UPDATED Rizzo & Jeff Show "We don't feel sorry for you if you chose dumb death...." and we Debate Prep for Trump and Biden Showdown

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0626 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Meet the 828 KNEE KNOCKERS"

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0625 UPDATED: Tuesday Rizzo and Jeff Show "LETS PLAY THE FUED" and "CHARGE A KID TO EAT"

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0624 Rizzo & Jeff "BEHAR BONANZA"

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RIZZO AND JEFF WEEK IN REVIEW (YANCY COUNTY AND BABY MAN)

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0621 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Dorris is a Bingo Ringer and the Pringles Pooper is BACK being a Lawyer"?

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0620 Rizzo & Jeff MOVE to Yancy County, Get Emotional and Talk Baby Men Fetish's and Zack Cluck

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0619 Rizzo & Jeff Show "IS HE A SERIAL KILLER OR NOT"? YES THERE IS AN ANSWER!

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0618 Rizzo & Jeff "Whoopi Eats Cat... Snacks & ONE WAY HOME that's WHOOP TOOSHIE!

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0617 Rizzo & Jeff WOULD YOU DATE BILLY BELICKECK

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0614 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Is justifiable violence ok when a cup of water costs $5? The Canadian Chinese"

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0613 Rizzo & Jeff Show "May we introduce you to Leroy Mr. Sugar Daddy Nasty Time?"

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0612 Rizzo & Jeff "Jenner Jimmies on top and a sweet Oprah cherry and throw in a Mcdonald's Karen claiming a man hangs on Epstein Island"

504

0611 Rizzo & Jeff Show "If your boss uses the restroom, don't take pics of it and tag her online...It could cost you your job..."

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0610 Rizzo & Jeff Show (Transporting a mattress? Make sure you get the help of Momma Grape to lay on the mattress and hold it down)

506

SAT FULL SHOW ALIENS MOM EXEMPTION, WE WERE PULLED OVER, THE MAYOR AND LISTENER COURT

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0607 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Why was there a bear strolling around downtown? Thanks to Johnny we've determined it was Momma Beauraguard"

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0606 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Who the hell is Rolf Benirschke? Let's Chat Alen Abductions"

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0605 Rizzo & Jeff Show "The Mom Exemption & Octogenarians"

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0604 Rizzo & Jeff Show "We debated if Rizzo should remove his taped up photo of Bea Arthur off of his bedroom wall"

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0603 Rizzo & Jeff Show BUNCOMBE PO!!! Everyone meet Rizzi-Misdemeanor …We were pulled over this morning by 3 Sheriff’s officers!!!

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0531 Rizzo & Jeff "Do you know how it’s a fat man that hit your car? We TELL YOU!

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0530 Rizzo & Jeff "DO POPPER"

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0529 Rizzo and Jeff Show "Rizzo pulled quite the humdinger out of the fifth pocket of his skin tight Levis"

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0525 BEST OF RIZZO AND JEFF MEMORIAL DAY STAYCATION SPECIAL

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0524 Rizzo & Jeff "POW! Right in the kisser. Do the words ‘eminent domain’ have you fired up this morning? "

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0522 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Would you fish $50 out of a urinal" ASHEVILLE WOULD 100% of the TIME! YUCK!

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0521 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Urkel Cheese and Jeff Ruby Tuesday Thievery"

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0520 Rizzo & Jeff "You may already know the three R’s… what about the three G’s? Goofy, Gail King, and Grifting pens"

520

RIZZO AND JEFF WEEK IN REVIEW

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0517 Rizzo and Jeff Show "ITS DEAD.... FOR GOOD NOW"

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0516 Rizzo & Jeff Show "HOW DID JEREMY CLARKSON WIN UK’S SEXIEST MAN AND WHY DO PEOPLE THINK WANDA IS LENNY"?!

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0515 Rizzo and Jeff Show lettuce celebrate making halfway through the week by gorging silly snacks and Irish portals!

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0514 Rizzo and Jeff Show "Don’t ask about his woolens or sleeping situation Horselagger gets ornery"

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0513 5K TO START THE DAY LEE HORSEHOGGER AND OVERRATED BANDS

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SAT RIZZO AND JEFF WEEK IN REVIEW

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0510 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Milfs, Meats, and Malibu’s are the PERFECT way to celebrate Mom on a Mothers Day"

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0509 Rizzo and Jeff Show "After learning about Jellyroll’s 5K results we ask who might need a shower- Shaq? Danny Devito? Mama June?"

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0508 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW "We Talk to Local Rapper/ Doc Dee about Senior STD's and Steven Segal smells like a Moose in Heat"

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0507 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Rizzo and Jeff got a real special one lined up, just for you!"

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0506 Rizzo & Jeff Show... Put your dukes up...It's time to take some whacks at Wolf Blitzer's speed bag...

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RIZZO AND JEFF WEEK IN REVIEW

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0503 Rizzo & Jeff Show (Climb in a Whishing Tree with Whistling Andy's) TODAY WAS NUTS!

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0502 Rizzo & Jeff have Intern Jacob climb aboard for an antique sing along of 1800’s jams- do dah, do dah!

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0501 Rizzo & Jeff Show In what may THE STEAMIEST moment in Rizzo and Jeff history- our caller Grandma Emma and Al made LOVE REAL

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0430 Rizzo & Jeff Show... Are You Goin' with Jackie ‘CannonBall’ Chan or ‘Putin’s Top Guy’ Steven Segal?

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0429 Rizzo & Jeff RICHARD SIMMONS HAS BLOCKED US!! We go snout to snout for an especially regular Monday thanks to Müeslix!

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0426 Rizzo and Jeff Show "Really? Seriously Asheville? Who knew you wanted to talk SO MUCH RICHARD SIMMONS?!?

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0425 Rizzo & Jeff Jamers Lipton was a PIMP? Are you a Muppet Man? Are you nuttier than a Squirrel Turd? Today is for YOU!

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0424 Rizzo & Jeff MORE GROUSE!!! WE LOSE ALL CONTROL... You EAT WHAT???

541

0423 Rizzo & Jeff Show "One tomato does not equal a 60” TV, so the self-checkout loophole is a bust."

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0422 Rizzo and Jeff "Squatches, Nik Cage, and Selleck Smut- OH MY-"

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0418 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Vroom vroom to turning this karma car around with Rizzo and Jeff"

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0417 Rizzo & Jeff Show Melissa Ethridge will be in the 828 & wonder if she will visit The Carolina Foot Hills Resort?

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0416 Rizzo & Jeff "Yu-Gi-Oh Smelling Girls and King Charles Cancelled... WHAT A DAY!!!!

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0415 Rizzo & Jeff (Do YOU feel like being Goofy Today)

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0412 Rizzo & Jeff Show Paint nothing burger and name it Kato Kaelin... GOOD RIDDENCE OJ

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0411 Rizzo & Jeff "Rizzo & Jeff’s #1 Fan Dave chimed in with adding slaw on a GRILLED CHEESE... How do you Grilled Cheese...

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0410 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Do the lead filled lunchables you’ve been eating have you home sick today?"

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0409 Rizzo & Jeff Show Attempted to lighten the mood and have sausage bring us closer together but failed...

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0408 Rizzo and Jeff Show... Would you spend $400 on Bea Autograph?

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0405 Rizzo & Jeff "Evander likes trains and rode on Michael Jackson's Train"

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0404 Rizzo & Jeff "Asian News and NASTY Mayoral Youtubes"

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0403 Rizzo & Jeff "BRAS and TEETH"

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0402 Rizzo and Jeff TOUR ITIALY and MEET NIXON

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0401 Rizzo & Jeff Show "We ask Asheville WHO IS THE BEST TV DAD" Tim Taylor? Al Bundy? Homer? YOU WILL NEVER GUESS OUR NUMBER 1!!

557

RIZZO AND JEFF FULL SATURDAY SHOW

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0329 Rizzo & Jeff Show Fruit Magoo's Meeting a Herkimer and Asheville has some SERIOUSLY dangerous intersections!!!

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0328 RIZZO & JEFF... Do you know who was thirsty? Punxsutawney Phil...He's a new daddy!!

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0327 RIZZO & JEFF HAPPY VIAGRA DAY.... DIDDY DID IT

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0326 Rizzo & Jeff Did Diddy do it and does your STICK leak!

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0325 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Who should Happy Gilmore sock in New Movie? Steve Harvey? Phil McGraw? Wilkos?

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0315 Rizzo & Jeff Show... Double check your crossbow so you don't wipe out a kid in the woods with an apple