All Episodes

‘Wait a minute, are you telling me there’s a World Cup in soccer?’

‘Your accent is up and down like a focked umbrella,’ I tell the old man

‘I’m not giving that kid the money. Not a focking chance’

‘Nobody can say I haven’t put my body on the line for this Leinster team’

‘Ross, it’s a very simple choice. It’s me or it’s Leinster. You decide’

‘Ross, I think you’re finally getting your comeuppance from the universe’

‘Dude, you’re not in Ballsbridge now,’ I tell the old man. ‘This is Las f**king Braygas!’

I have zero interest in her in that way – is it weird that I want to spend time with this girl?