All episodes
Episode 93: "We're Not Calling Anybody Fat! Well, James Harden..."
Episode 92: “Do I Owe The NBA An Apology? Yes, But Not For This"
Episode 91: "Omelet You Finish But Giannis Had The Greatest Start Of All Time!"
Episode 90: "“Don’t Give Steph Curry a Jesus-Related Reason to Resent You”
Episode 89: “Meyers Leonard is the Rabbit Angstrom of the NBA”
Episode 88: "Like The Warriors Were Trying To Build A RICO Case Against Themselves"
Episode 87: "The Willis Reed of Ball Hogging”
Episode 86: "The Bad Influence In Milwaukee Is Their Coach"
Episode 85: "Like Bad Santa Played in the NBA"
Episode 84: "All Roads Lead Back to Calgary"
Episode 83: "Derek Fisher is Evil Carlton"
Episode 82: "The Steady Hand of Boogie Cousins"
Episode 81 "Sean Is On A Mountain"
Episode 80: "Leave Zach Lowe Alone!"
Episode 79: "Jamal Crawford is the Michael Jordan of Lou Williamses"
Episode 78: "No One Has Ever Called Him Streetball Paul!"
Episode 77: "The Only Thing Retired in Joe Dumars' Office is Those Phones"
Episode 76: "Shots Fired, Muniz!"
Episode 75: "Kobe is the Phil Spector of Basketball Orchestrators
Episode 74: “Elon Musk, Stay Away From Our Robot!”
Episode 73: "It’s Like When the Knife From the Golden Child is in The Shadow"
Episode 72: "Keep Sons Out Of Sports!"
Episode 71: "Isaiah Thomas and Kay Felder Can Wear Each Other's Clothes!"
Episode 70: "Oral Histories Are Pivoting To Video"
Episode 69: “That Parrot Saw Hassan Whiteside Do Something Bad”
Episode 68: "The Only BIG3 Carmelo Anthony is Going to be a Part of is the League"
Episode 67: "The Billy King Rule"
Episode 66: "Do Paychecks Count As Steals?"
Episode 65: "We're Gonna Need a Bigger Banana Boat"
Episode 64: “Brandon Ingram is, pound for pound, the cutest person who’s ever lived”
Episode 63: "You know how elephants walk off in the distance to die? That was Barkley in Houston"
Episode 62: "Derrick Rose should sign a super-max contract, to go to a super-max prison"
Episode 61: “You want to sell some shoes, you talk about math”
Episode 60: “Semi Ojeleye sounds like Nigerian slang for morning wood.”
Episode 59: “I don’t know if Blake Griffin could dunk over a Huffy right now”
Episode 58: “The ayahuasca dealers in Montana are really scrambling for product right now”
Episode 57: A draft recap with 59% bust potential
Episode 56: “Oh daddy, that’s a lot of sea bass!”
Episode 55: “Have I been muted this whole time?”
Episode 54: “John McCain was the Deron Williams of the Comey hearing”
Episode 53: “We can’t have a playoffs if someone’s not getting kicked in the nuts”
Episode 52: “Papa, there goes that Roach” LIVE
Episode 51: “That was whistle-tip era Oakland, and Stephen Jackson is the NBA’s Bubb Rubb”
“It’s live fam!” - Roundball Rock Live Announcement
Episode 50: “Would Chev Chelios pass an NBA drug test?”
Episode 49: “Didn’t Pop coach at Deep State for a couple of years?”
Episode 48: “Listeners, Tweet us how you want to die”
Episode 47: “We’re watching two terminal cancer patients have a slap fight”
Episode 46: “Who wants to trade Paul George? He’s a dreamboat!”
Episode 45: “The Clippers should build a statue of Paul Pierce texting with two cell phones”
Episode 44: “I think I could take Win Butler at one-on-one”
Episode 43: “When it comes to classical music, Kobe is a basic-ass bitch”
Episode 32: “Acquiring Roy Hibbert is like eating 7-11 food.”
Episode 42: “Suge Knight is the Javaris Crittenton of hip-hop”
Episode 41: "Wizards In Three!"
Episode 40: "Was He With A Weed-Smoking Baby?"
Episode 39: "The Five Juwan Howards You Meet In Heaven"
Episode 38: "Me And Arn Tellem Have Beef"
Episode 37: "Phil Jackson Got Cucked By Jay Mohr"
Bonus: "The NCAA Tournament is a Werner Herzog Nightmare"
Episode 36: "David Duchovny's Litigious Balls"
Episode 35: "Luke Kennard Looks Like Dylan Roof With a Jump Shot"
Episode 34: "Why Aren't There More Mascots In Wheelchairs?"
Episode 33: "James Harden's beard is worth more than everything in your apartment!"
Episode 31: "A Conspiracy of Dunk-ces"
Episode 30: Kevin Durant vs. 18,000 Screaming Polo Shirts
Episode 29: "LeBron's Not About That Meme Life"
Episode 28: “You’re listening to NBA Cuck Talk on Roundball Rock”
Episode 27: "Matthew Dellavedova is the Jack the Ripper of the NBA, But with Meniscuses Instead of Prostitutes”
Episode 26: "Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like Embiid"
Episode 25: "Thank You For Being A Friend With Benefits"
Episode 24: "Huestis, We Have A Problem"
Episode 23: "Mindaugas, Hand Down-gas.”
Episode 22: Emergency Breakup Podcast
Episode 21: “Maybe Choking a Frenchman is the New NBA Slump Buster”
Episode 20 - "Do You Think Buddy Hield Has Had Sex Before?"
Episode 19: “It’s Adam and Eve, Not Draymond and Green"
Episode 18: NBA Conspiracies: Threepeat
Episode 17: "Guy Fieri Is Going To Be Burned As A Witch"
Episode 16: "Raymond Felton is the Lena Dunham of the NBA"
Episode 15: “Sean Elliott’s nickname was ‘The Ninja’” “Is that because one of his kidneys disappeared?”
Episode 14: The Sixth Man & The Ghost of Hank Gathers
Episode 13: Hinkie or Not Hinkie?
Episode 12: “Does your dad listen to the podcast?” “No, he’s dead.”
Episode 11: Ordering off the Al-Farqouq A-Menu
Episode 10: "Give Paul Pierce a Gold-Plated Wheelchair and Shove Him Into the L.A. River"
Episode 9: "LaMarcus Aldridge is the 'Becker' of the NBA"
Episode 8: "I’m Just Playing Devil’s Advocate, Because Jerry Reinsdorf is the Devil"
Episode 7: "Two Zellers and three Plumlees? That’s a full house baby!"
Episode 1: "Everything Is Improv-able!"