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THE ENDLESS DEATH SPIRAL OF DOOM

Shaky Competitive Start 2.0, Back Like It Was Never Gone

It just hasn't been good enough - Royal de Lux 9.12.25

Another down period the Royals can't afford - Royal de Lux 9.05.25

The Path to the Playoffs: Do the Royals pass the vibe check? - Royal de Lux 8.29.25

Contingency Report: The Royals are trapped. Nothing is coming for any of us.

The New Dudes In Blue: Immediate impact from the trade acquisitions! - Royal de Lux 8.8.25

Was this THE BEST Trade Deadline EVER?! - Royal de Lux 8.01.25

A lively trade deadline with a weakening strength - Royal de Lux 7.28.25

The Royals should push forward--with WHO?! - Royal de Lux 7.18.25

The BEST week of Royals baseball, but not a perfect one! - Royal de Lux 6.23.25

The Disappearance of the 2025 Royals - Royal de Lux 6.13.25

The Royals call up JAC CAGLIANONE - can he save our offense?

WHEN will Jac Caglianone be in Kansas City? And the Curious Case of Michael Massey - 5.26.25

Royals starters are dropping, but prospects are rising! - Royal de Lux 5.19.25

Is this the greatest pitching staff in Kansas City Royals history? - Royal de Lux 5.12.25

Never Say Die: The Royals show signs of life on offense as their pitching develops even further - Royal de Lux 5.05.25

The Royals are HOT! But are they fixed? - Royal de Lux 4.28.25

Solutions and Timelines for the Royals' Futile Offense - Royal de Lux 4.21.25

The Royals have 99 Problems and MJ is 1

Who are the 2025 Royals? Team Profile after one week - Royal de Lux 4.04.25

The Torpedo Bat of Nothingness that is Opening Weekend - Royal de Lux 3.31.25

2025 Power Rankings: Where the Royals stand amongst all teams - Royal de Lux 3.26.25

Jac Caglianone and Kris Bubic are the future of the Royals - Royal de Lux 3.12.25

How even a slow, mildly successful off-season improves the Royals - Royal de Lux 3.04.25

Gold Gloves, Free Agents & The First 2025 Roster Projection - Royal de Lux 10.21.24

What killed the 2024 Royals? = Royal de Lux 10.14.24

I wouldn't have it any other way. - Royal de Lux 10.11.24

The Royals face elimination, but they know how to fight back - Royal de Lux 10.10.24

SALT DUMP: The Royals lose game 1 to two New York teams - Royal de Lux 10.06.24

Take it in! The Royals are in the ALDS! - Royal de Lux 10.05.24

ROY BOY ADVANCE: The Royals have swept the Baltimore Orioles! - Royal de Lux 10.02.24

Royals take Game 1 of the Wild Card! - Royal de Lux 10.01.24

WE'RE HERE. The Royals are back in the playoffs for the first time since 2015 - Royal de Lux 9.30.24

WITHIN ONE: The Royals renew all hope once more - Royal de Lux 9.27.24

The Royals descend further into oblivion - Royal de Lux 9.23.24

We're going down streaking (IS IT TIME TO PANIC?!?!?!) - Royal de Lux 9.20.24

The Royals are finally, officially, a winning baseball team - Royal de Lux 9.16.24

Who's better, Cole Ragans or Seth Lugo? - Royal de Lux 9.13.24

Almost there - Royal de Lux 9.09.24

The Royals have brought in reinforcements! (and thank God for that.) - Royal de Lux 9.02.24

The best and worst case scenarios have occurred - Royal de Lux 8.30.24

The end is approaching with a nice, clear playoff view in sight - Royal de Lux 8.23.24

Are The Royals Ready for Prime Time? Is Bobby Witt Jr. An MVP? - Royal de Lux 8.09.24

The Royals still have a bad bullpen but a good team - Royal de Lux 8.05.24

The Royals' trade deadline wasn't perfect, but Bobby Witt Jr. is - Royal de Lux 8.02.24

Manager ejections, closer troubles and basically every possible trade scenario - Royal de Lux 7.29.24

A perfect start to the second half - Royal de Lux 7.22.24

The Royals get some help and have an All-Star Draft week - Royal de Lux 7.19.24

The Royals have FOUR All-Stars, but still one problematic player... - Royal de Lux 7.08.24

Alec Marsh is a First-World Problem - Royal de Lux 7.05.24

Seth Lugo, the AL All-Star STARTER?! The Royals have never been more back - Royal de Lux 7.01.24

Royals heating back up and returning to form - Royal de Lux 6.28.24

The Royals continue to decline; is it time to give up? - Royal de Lux 6.24.24

Symptoms and solutions to the Royals' latest skid - Royal de Lux 6.21.24

The Royals vibe their way to greatness - Royal de Lux 6.10.24

The Royals have been exposed... as legitimate contenders - Royal de Lux 6.07.24

Danger Approaching: The Most Important Series of the Year (so far)- Royal de Lux 6.03.24

The Royals are losing games - are the good times ending? - Royal de Lux 5.31.24

The Boys Are Winning Some Ballgames - Royal de Lux 5.24.24

Seth Lugo, the Royals' second ace - Royal de Lux 5.13.24

The Royals keep winning despite lineup and bullpen malfunctions - Royal de Lux 5.10.24

Scrutinizing the Royals offense, because the team is (still?!) good - Royal de Lux 5.06.24

I don't know what to say and I'm losing my mind - Royal de Lux 4.12.24

How GOOD is the Royals pitching ACTUALLY? - Royal de Lux 4.09.24

The Stadium Vote fails, but the Royals rotation is overwhelmingly successful - Royal de Lux 4.05.24

The Royals end a losing series with a huge win - Royal de Lux 4.01.24

The Royals are HUMBLED on Opening Day - Royal de Lux 3.29.23

The final roster update before OPENING DAY! - Royal de Lux 3.25.23

CALLING MY SHOT - Predicting the 2024 MLB Season! - Royal de Lux 3.23.24

Alec Marsh completes the rotation as the Royals inch closer to finalizing their Opening Day roster - Royal de Lux 3.22.24

Spring Training Stories & Extra Free Agents? - Royal de Lux 3.16.24

The Biased Opening Day Roster Projection - Royal de Lux 3.08.24

The Royals are back, but they're not done - Royal de Lux 3.04.24

7 for 11: The Royals Extend Bobby Witt Jr. with a franchise-altering deal - Royal de Lux 2.06.24

Are the Royals signing TOO MANY GUYS?! - Royal de Lux 2.05.24

End of year trades, speculations and a Zack Greinke reunion? - Royal de Lux 12.22.23

Floored by Four: The Royals have more money than you! - Royal de Lux 12.18.23

Meeting me in the winter (for our WS parade) - Royal de Lux 12.11.23

Pitcher me this: Where's the urgency?! - Royal de Lux 12.04.23

The Royals are headed in the Wright direction - Royal de Lux 11.20.23

Can we get some pitchers in here? - Royal de Lux 11.15.23

The Inspirational Snakes & The Personnel Report Card - Royal de Lux 10.30.23

The 2023 Player Report Card! Pitcher List! - Royal de Lux 10.16.23

The 2023 Player Report Card! Position Edition! - Royal de Lux 10.09.23

The de Lux Awards! Crowning the best and worst players and moments of the 2023 KC Royals - Royal de Lux 10.02.23

Fate/stay royal: The end of Zack Greinke? - Royal de Lux 9.29.23

You're welcome, everybody. - Royal de Lux 9.25.23

Fan Apathy & Yet Another Cole Ragans Discussion (+ Nick Loftin to the big leagues!) - Royal de Lux 9.01.23

Basically, we're the 2021 D-Backs and Nelson Velazquez is Barry Bonds. - Royal de Lux 8.28.23

Salvador Perez to the White Sox? And the role of Alec Marsh - Royal de Lux 8.25.23

Coke Ragans got that dawg in him - Royal de Lux 8.21.23

A second half to believe in (EXTEND BOBBY WITT JR. YOU COWARDS) - Royal de Lux 8.18.23

Smile because it happened - Royal de Lux 8.07.23

THE ROYALS ARE THE HOTTEST TEAM IN BASEBALL! (NOT CLICKBAIT) - Royal de Lux 8.04.23

The Royals do THE UNTHINKABLE! In more ways than one... - Royal de Lux 7.31.23

More of saying nothing & making trades (or not?) - Royal de Lux 7.28.23

Nothing left to say.

Suckers for Charity - Royal de Lux 7.21.23

Emerge, Bobby Witt Jr. - Royal de Lux 7.17.23

More draft talk, revisiting expectations & answering questions - Royal de Lux 7.14.23

The Royals add a draft to the list of disappointments this season (but...?) - Royal de Lux 7.10.23

Should they, should they not? The MLB Draft and the Kansas City Royals - Royal de Lux 7.07.23

What's the deal with Aroldis Chapman? - Royal de Lux 7.03.23

The roster churns harder as the Royals approach an interesting, rookie-themed Dodgers series! - Royal de Lux 6.30.23

The AAA Royals are here to stay... yay! - Royal de Lux 6.23.22

Complete and Total Oblivion. and some trade ideas idk - Royal de Lux 6.16.23

Broken episode for a broken team - Royal de Lux 6.12.23

The Kansas City Royals have fully and completely unraveled. - Royal de Lux 6.09.23

The Royals lose like a bad baseball team - Royal de Lux 6.04.23

The Royals pitching finds salvation - Royal de Lux 6.02.23

As expectations need re-adjusting, what direction are the Royals headed in? - Royal de Lux 5.26.23

The Hunter Dozier Got DFA'd Special & First round draft failures - Royal de Lux 5.24.23

The Royals get owned by Southside, ownership talks about moving Northside - Royal de Lux 5.22.23

The Royals lose their way into a series win (???) as the light of hope for better pitching fades out - Royal de Lux 5.19.23

Jordan Lyles, Necessary Evil - Royal de Lux 5.15.23

Let's extend Vinnie Pasquantino! (And other cool updates) - Royal de Lux 5.12.23

CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 - Royal de Lux 5.08.23

The worst is (maybe, hopefully?) over for the Kansas City Royals - Royal de Lux 5.05.23

The Royals are complicit with their failures - Royal de Lux 4.28.23

The Royals vs. The Angels Right Field Wall - Royal de Lux 4.24.23

What the Royals should have done and what they should do now - Royal de Lux 4.21.23

Staying cool - Royal de Lux 4.17.23

What an encouraging series loss looks like - Royal de Lux 4.14.23

Scratching an Itch - Royal de Lux 4.10.23

But it can only get better from here... right? - Royal de Lux 4.07.23

The Worst First Impression Imaginable (IS IT TIME TO PANIC?!?!?!) | Royal de Lux 4.03.23

Predicting EVERY MLB team's regular season record - Royal de Lux #82

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS! from myself & The Royals + Opening Day Recap - Royal de Lux #81

4 Things to look forward to, 4 Hot Takes & 1 Central Theme of the 2023 Royals - Royal de Lux #80

Predicting the Royals' regular season record, along with the rest of the AL Central's! - Royal de Lux #79

Revisiting past mistakes... (Reviewing my MLB projections for 2022) - Royal de Lux #78

The Jackie Bradley Jr. Conundrum & Grading Every '22 Royals Player - Royal de Lux #77

The 26 Men Going to Kansas City are... - Royal de Lux #76

BASEBALL IS COOL!!!! - Royal de Lux #75

Royals Anonymous - Royal de Lux #74

The Fall of Spring Royals Baseball & The Art of Loving the Game - Royal de Lux #73

Team Italy ADVANCES! and What to look out for this season - Royal de Lux #72

Lorenzo Cain Appreciation Podcast, Spring Hype pt. 3 & #TheCity - Royal de Lux #71

Spring Training pt. 2 & two guys I REALLY like! - Royal de Lux #70

Grading the Royals Off-Season & Early Spring Training Impressions - Royal de Lux #69

Zack Greinke and... wait, who's pitching for us again? - Royal de Lux #68

The great catch-up episode! New coaches & stadiums + old Royals & contracts! - Royal de Lux #67

End of Royalgelion 20.22: You Can (Not) Return - Royal de Lux #66

Some hot finishes to the Royals season (and one cold finish) - Royal de Lux #65

Soon, it will all be over. - Royal de Lux #64

An unfortunate loss despite Greinke's best (last?) start - Royal de Lux #63

The greatest comeback in history?! - Royal de Lux #62

THE ROYALS HAVE FIRED DAYTON MOORE. - Royal de Lux #61

Shut up! - Royal de Lux #60

A Deep Slow Panic - Royal de Lux #59

Reacting to an almost no-hitter + future pitching changes? - Royal de Lux #58

The future of the Kansas City Royals (with Jacob Milham of Royals Rundown) - Royal de Lux #57

The Royals giveth and taketh + Fun Hunter Dozier Facts - Royal de Lux #56

Bobby Witt Jr, the Rookie of the Year Award and the 20-20 club - Royal de Lux #55

Keeping Up With The Royals - Royal de Lux #54

Nothing to lose - Royal de Lux #53

Brady Singer Owns The White Sox - Royal de Lux #52

Nick Pratto! Royals! Those silly gooses! (with Jacob Milham of Royals Rundown) - Royal de Lux #51

Bats come to life in Eric Hosmer's KC reunion - Royal de Lux #50

Whit's End - Royal de Lux #49

Beni and the Yanks - Royal de Lux #48

Second Half Expectations! (and more trade ideas) - Royal de Lux #47

Revisting my (very stupid) pre-season predictions - Royal de Lux #46

A New Hope - Royal de Lux #45

A sad, disappointing, sorry state of affairs.

OK, let's trade Andrew Benintendi to the Yankees... - Royal de Lux #43

The weirdest trade EVER?! - Royal de Lux #42

Do we even have any All-Stars? - Royal de Lux #41

This team is kinda OK, all things considered? - Royal de Lux #40

What will become of Zack Greinke? - Royal de Lux #39

THEY DID IT!!! (episode 2) - Royal de Lux #38

Six **BOLD** trades the Royals should make NOW!!! (but probably won't lol) - Royal de Lux #37

When Nicky Lopez becomes Ryan O'Hearn - Royal de Lux #36

The curious cases of Arby's and Carlos Santana - Royal de Lux #35

Take care of yourself. - Royal de Lux #34

Getting ready for a Salvy Summer! - Royal de Lux #33

Should they stay or should they go? - Royal de Lux #32

WE ARE NUMBER ONE! (AT THE BOTTOM LOL) - Royal de Lux #31

LET THE KIDS FAIL! - Royal de Lux #30

Living drama-free! But then... - Royal de Lux #29

How do we go about this? (& an announcement!) - Royal de Lux #28

It was the worst of times, it was the best of times. - Royal de Lux #27

Revolution - Royal de Lux #26

This team ROCKS!!!!!! - Royal de Lux #25

The Royals scored runs and called up Heasley, but I'm not impressed - Royal de Lux #24

It's over. - Royal de Lux #23

THE RYAN O'HEARN RANT. (and other things i guess) - Royal de Lux #22

We now return to your regularly scheduled disappointment. - Royal de Lux #21

Break Through, Bobby Witt Jr. - Royal de Lux #20

MJ Melendez is here! - Royal de Lux #19

The Fall of Adalberto Mondesi - Royal de Lux #18

A rare bullpen L. Or is it? - Royal de Lux #17

Accountability & Responsibility, or Why Whit Merrifield Must Be Stopped - Royal de Lux #16

Change (In The House of Sac Flies) - Royal de Lux #15

The 2022 Royals, defined after 10 games - Royal de Lux #14

Home Sweet Home Run - Royal de Lux #13

A sigh of relief - Royal de Lux #12

Is Bobby Witt Jr. a bust? - Royal de Lux #11

Offensive Tentativeness - Royal de Lux #10

Could Be Better, Could Be Worse - Royal de Lux #09

Kwantum Mechanics - Royal de Lux #08

Too Early For Trauma, Too Late For Trouble - Royal de Lux #07

Invincible - Royal de Lux #06

Predicting Every MLB Team Record in 2022 - Royal de Lux #05

Awaken, Bobby Witt Jr. - Royal de Lux #04

The Whit Merrifield Pseudo-Extension and OPENING DAY HYPE!! - Royal de Lux #03

Rapid-Fire Roster Review - Royal de Lux #02

Beginnings and Expectations - Royal de Lux #01