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Rumble in the Morning — 1000 episodes

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Hey, it could always be worse, here’s F My Life 9-16-2026

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Welcome to the Internet 9-16-2026 … Honey, you don’t need a Straight Man, you need a Gay Man

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Stupid News 9-16-2026 8am …Drug Dealer without a Nose, Busted by Drug-Sniffing Dog

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Hey Stepsis, Happy National Stepfamily Day

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Musical Apples that didn’t land far from the tree

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Stupid News 9-16-2026 6am …Serial Foot-Sniffer finally behand bars

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How can the Broncos be accused of tampering with a player who retired 6 years ago?

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News with Sean 9-16-2026 …We shouldn’t be shocked: Money can buy you love

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Random Facts for Wednesday 9-16-2026

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Stupid News Extra 9-16-2026 …They were able to surgical remove the eel from his colon

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Crash: Who this Man of Mystery named, Gabe?

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Mini-Clip Show 9-15-2026

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Around the Horn: Teenagers might hate they’re parents, but they hate them back

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Stupid News 9-15-2026 6am …Fantastic New Conspiracy Theoy about Traffic Lights

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Sports with Rod 9-15-2026 …Patrick Mahomes looked Great

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News with Sean 9-15-2026 …Apparently, Americans will not spend less this Christmas

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Random Facts 9-15-2026

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Stupid News Extra 9-15-2026 …Quick Scramble the Jets! We’ve Got Seagulls Up There

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Stupid News 9-14-2026 8am …Zoo offering a Child Predator Tour???

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Celebrities doing Celebrity Impressions

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What Local Businesses that no longer exist would you like to bring back?

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What is that? “That” is a Good Question!

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Stupid News 9-14-2026 6am ……Would you like some Meth with your cabbage?

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Sports with Rod 9-14-2026 …The Angry Browns Fan

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News with Sean Hood 9-14-2026 …Please Cut Back on Water Use, thank you

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Random Facts for Monday 9-14-2026

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Stupid News Extra 9-14-2026 …Busted for Smuggling a Crocodile Head

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Rumble Pauses to Remember the Victims of 9-11

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Stupid News 9-11-2026 8am …Whipping it out at the Home Goods

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The News You Missed 9-11-2026 …Open Snake Auditions at the Metropolitan Opera

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Stupid News 9-11-2026 6am …Always fun when a dumbass picks a fight with a Marine

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There, I said it! 9-11-2026

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Sports with Rod 9-11-2026 …What do you “Mean” George Kittle?

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News with Sean 9-11-2026 …Just so you know, MOST PEOPLE LOSE MONEY ON THE PREDICTION MARKET.

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Random Facts for Friday 9-11-2026

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Stupid Extra 9-11-2026 …They were Arrested for what?

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Stupid News 9-10-2026 8am …Poop Bucket Challenge, Anyone?

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Fesshole ….9-10-2026 ...Yes! It’s Online Confessions Day

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Stupid News 9-10-2026 6am …Read ThisTwice: Blind Drunk Man Arrested for DUI

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Rumble chats with Captain Jeff Creighan about the upcoming NAS Ocean Air Show

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(Scary S*** Right Here) There are listening and reporting back

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Sports with Rod 9-10-2026 …Barry Melrose has died. Long Live the Mullet

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News with Sean 9-10-2026 …Can President Trump Legally do that?

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Random Facts for Thursday 9-10-2026

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Stupid Extra 9-10-2026 …Is it really Grave Robbing if he was just trying to recycle?

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Stupid News 9-9-2026 8am …176 people in South Africa have been bitten by Rabid Seals

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Welcome to the Internet 9-9-2026 … When the Divorced Horny Woman is your neighbor

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F My Life 9-9-2026

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Stupid News 9-9-026 6am …The Key to Embezzling is to not get greedy

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Here is a List of things that Used to Be Free, but not no more

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Sports with Rod 9-9-2026 …The Match didn’t end until 3:33am

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News with Sean 9-9-2026 …Local Jerk Alert

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Random Facts for Wednesday 9-9-2026

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Stupid Extra 9-9-2026 … That right there is 100 Gallons of Liquid Meth

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Stupid News 9-8-2026 8am …Ukraine hopes to Legalizing Porn, so they can tax it

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Digital Drama 9-8-2026 …Why are Parents hanging out at the kid’s bus stop?

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Stupid News 9-8-2026 6am …Just How Stupid are Contemporary Art Collectors? (Very)

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The Annual List of: What Guests have left behind at Hotels

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Rumble Celebrates Star Trek Day

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Sports with Rod 9-8-2026 …The New ODU QB looked good …The Judge Returns …Skeletor Tuesday

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News with Sean 9-8-2026 …Will the War with Iran cause Gas Prices to Keep Rising?

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Random Facts for Tuesday 9-8-2026

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Stupid Extra 9-8-2026 …Florida Man, RV, Walmart, Flamethrower, Police Standoff

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Stupid News 9-4-2026 8am …Human Placenta Smuggling Ring Broken-up

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There, I said it! 9-4-2026

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The News You Missed 9-4-2026 …Cockroach Milk is Real

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Stupid News 9-4-2026 6am …Here is another story about a Soulless Politician

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Sports with Rod 9-4-2026 …LSU wins in Court again, but this thing ain’t over

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Wheel of Misfortune

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Random Facts for Friday 9-4-2026

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Stupid Extra 9-4-2026 …The inside of the house was almost to the downtown office

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Stupid News 9-3-2026 8am …Trouble for Snake the Bigfoot Hunter

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More Great Online Confessions

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How Hot will it get?

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Stupid News 9-3-2026 6am …He really goes the extra mile to fake an injury

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Sports with Rod 9-3-2026 …The Commissioner Clipped the Clippers

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News with Sean 9-3-2026 …Are AI Shopping Carts causing customers to spend more money?

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Random Facts for Thursday 9-2-2026

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Stupid Extra 9-3-2026 …It doesn’t matter if you are both consenting adults, Incest is still illegal

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Stupid News 9-2-2026 8am …Why would you give her money? She goes by the name, Crooked Jess

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Welcome to the Internet 9-2-2026 …What if System of a Down wrote “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls?

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F My Life 9-2-2026

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Your Honor, the Defendant Cannot Stop Sniffing Women’s Butts

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Sports with Rod 9-2-2026 …How well do you know the NFL Team Mascots?

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News with Sean 9-2-2026 …AI Cameras, Hawaiian Shirts, Swimming in Lake Tahoe and more

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Random Facts for Wednesday 9-2-2026

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Stupid Extra 9-2-2026 …Japanese Politician caught doing something stupid

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Stupid News 9-1-2026 8am …Wow! That’s a lot of Lizards

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Digital Drama 9-1-2026 …Danny wants to hookup with Chole

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Stupid News 9-1-2026 6am …The Naked Door Dasher

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According to Research: Cats can cause Mental Problems

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Sports with Rod 9-1-2026 …The Cubs hit 9 Homers …The Rams have 11 Captains …Skeletor Tuesday

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News with Sean 9-1-2026 …The Island that Disappeared

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Which U.S. States give off the Best and Worst Vibes?

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Random Facts for Tuesday 9-1-2026

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Stupid Extra 9-1-2026 …He caught his wife cheating, but he is the one in trouble

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What’s on Craigslist 8-31-2026 …The Spring-Loaded Pooper Scooper Keeps Malfunctioning

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Stupid News 8-31-2026 6am …He Died at Work, but It Doesn’t Count

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What Day is it? 8-31-2026

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Stupid News 8-31-2026 8am …You’ve heard of the CIA, but have you ever heard of the DIA?

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Sports with Rod 8-31-2026 …He has now made more money on the Tour than Tiger Woods

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News with Sean 8-31-2026 …A Unique Way on How to Run a Traffic Light

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Random Facts for Monday 8-31-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-31-2026 …They Stole 8 Tons of Metal

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Stupid News 8-28-2026 8am …Tube Stake and Shake

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Stupid News 8-28-2026 8am …The Angry Sugar Daddy

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There, I said it 8-28-2026

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The News You Missed 8-28-2028 …The Old Dirt Road to Ottawa

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Sports with Rod 8-28-2026 …The 49ers Owner, Jed York is getting some support from

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News with Sean 8-28-2026 …Are CDs making a Comeback?

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Random Facts 8-28-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-28-2026 …It was the Most Boring Car Show Ever

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Stupid News 8-27-2026 8am …Guess what “Mr. Child Porn” was Arrested For

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Fesshole 8-27-2026

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Stupid News 8-27-2026 6am …A Mosquito Caused a Public Bus Driver to Crash

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What is your little hill to die on?

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Rumblers Classic: "Things That I Hate”

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Sports with Rod 8-27-2026 …He made Keith Hernandez Blush

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News with Sean 8-27-2026 …Our drinking water here in the 757 isn’t great, but could be worse

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Random Facts 8-27-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-27-2026 …Sorry Miss, you are not allowed to go back to your home

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Welcome to the Internet 8-26-2026 …How about taking a Trump Cruise to Hormuz?

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Stupid News 8-26-2026 8am …When NOT to Harvest a Person’s Organs

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F My Life 8-25-2026

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Stupid News 8-26-2026 6am …Cindy Crawford’s Famous Daughter is a Little Cuckoo

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Should you name your child after a gun?

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Sports with Rod 8-25-2026 …Is Bill Belichick the Worst College Football Coach Ever?

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News with Sean 8-26-2026 …They Caught the Guy in the Mask!

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Random Facts for Wednesday 8-26-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-26-2026 …Don’t Walk Around Desecrating Religious Landmarks

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Stupid News 8-25-2026 8am …They couldn’t find a single Horse Fleshlight on the Premises

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Digital Drama 8-25-2026 …Workplace Romances can end in a Sexual Harassment Lawsuit

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If you say any of these things, you are old

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10% of Americans use their oven for what?

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Stupid News 8-25-2026 6am …They are Always Watching

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Sports with Rod 8-25-2026 …Dan Patrick points out the Obvious and it is great

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News with Sean 8-25-2026 …Why eat a Homemade Toll House when you can eat a Plastic Cookie

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Random Facts for Tuesday 8-25-2026

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What’s on Craigslist? 8-24-2026 …Missed Connections: You Slammed into My Back-End

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Stupid News 8-24-2026 8am …There might be a Nut Allergy Cure, but you’re not gonna like it

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Millennial Trends that need to go

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Rumble Celebrates “Back to School” Day

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Stupid News 8-24-2026 6am …No Such Thing as Finders Keepers in Georgia

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Sports with Rod 8-24-2026 …How stupid is Deshaun Watson?

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News with Sean 8-24-2026 …The Tarriff War with Canada will continue

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Random Facts for Monday 8-24-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-24-2026 …What was in the Abandoned Car in the Desert?

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Stupid News 8-21-2026 6am …They really had to sift through some S***

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Stupid News 8-21-2026 8am …The Prison Guards Literally Got the Money Shot

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There, I said it!

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The News You Missed 8-21-2026 …OnlyFans and 55 Gallon Drums of Lube

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Sports with Rod 8-21-2026 …The Kirk Cousins of the NBA is getting paid again

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News with Sean 8-21-2026 …One Store Chain plans to give back the Illegal Tarriff Money

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Random Facts for Friday 8-21-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-21-2026 …Grandma Shakey Hands Busted for Pickpocketing

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Stupid News 8-20-2026 8am …If a Dead Bear is in a Hot Car for Days, How Bad Would It Smell?

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Fesshole 8-20-2026

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Stupid News 8-20-2026 6am …The Great Squid Spill of 2026

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Happy National Radio Day 8-20-2026

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Sports with Rod 8-20-2026 …Maxx Crosby is All Gas -No Brains

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News with Sean 8-20-2026 …The National Debt hits a New Huuuuuge Record

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Random Facts for Thursday 8-20-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-20-2026 …Karma Train Immediately Ran Over This A**hole Over

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Welcome to the Internet 8-19-2026 … Lesbians are an Elevated Form of the Human Race

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Stupid News 8-19-2026 8am …How anyone gives money to some of the “Church” leaders is beyond me

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F My Life 8-19-2026

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According to Data: Which Make of Car have the Worst Drivers

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It’s a Hard Pass on the Wine for me

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Sports with Rod 8-19-2026 ……Lions Head Coach Dan Campbell was consuming how much caffeine a day???

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News with Sean 8-19-2026 …Data Centers, Hockey Sticks and ChatGPT. Oh my

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Random Facts for Wednesday 8-19-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-19-2026 …He’s giving Spring Hill Florida Bad Name

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Stupid News 8-18-2026 8am …Is there a Panties Shortage in Japan? And if so, should we help?

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Digital Drama 8-18-2026 …At least Two People Hate Ted Lasso

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What was Your Dad’s Catchphrase?

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Stupid News 8-18-2026 6am …That Towing Company Sucks ____

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Finally! Pumpkin Spice added to your Pumpkin Spice

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Sports with Rod 8-18-2026 …Mike Tomlin on the Tonight Show

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News with Sean 8-18-2026 …As if Penn State needed another scandal

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Random Facts for Tuesday 8-18-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-18-2026 …Escaped 8ft Python starts fire at Virginia School

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News Bloopers or Did They Set Us Up?

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Name that Celebrity Singer

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Mini Clip Show 8-17-2026

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What’s on Craigslist 8-17-2026 … Qualify to buy the home and his wife will do what?

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Stupid News 8-17-2026 8am …Side Effects of a Brazilian Wax may include

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Happy International Day of the Female Orgasm Day

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Hey, the Bush got Green. Okay

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Sports with Rod 8-17-2026 …Everybody is making fun of Commanders QB Jayden Daniels

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News with Sean 8-17-2026 …How are people still spending like they are???

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Random Facts for Monday 8-17-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-17-2026 …Wait, I thought this was a Sexy Story

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There, Sean said it! 8-14-2026

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It’s a Brainwashing Cult-Like Mini Clip Show

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The Moral Conundrum of Playing, “Would You Rather”

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Stupid News 8-14-2026 8am …Say is that an Octopus on your face or …Holy Crap! That’s an Octopus

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Okay, you got $5 Million Bucks to Blow on Yourself, What Do You Get?

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Stupid News 8-14-2026 6am …Dog Feces Disagreement Turns Ugly

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Sports with Rod 8-14-2026 …Holy Crap! The Steelers Rookie QB Looked Great

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News with Sean 8-14-2026 …If a Dog Dies in a Movie Should it Automatically get a “R’ Rating?

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Random Facts for Friday 8-14-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-14-2026 …He was wearing a pair of Pervy Glasses

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Stupid News 8-13-2026 8am …That’s Not How You Doorman

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Fesshole 8-13-2026

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These Things Can Kill You on the First Try

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Stupid News 8-13-2026 6am …French Power Plant Produces a Great Idea for a Horror Movie

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Sports with Rod 8-13-2026 …Boomer Easy-Ass-In weighs in on Tony Romo

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News with Sean 8-13-2026 …Congratulations Everyone! We Set an August Record for Gas Prices

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Random Facts for Thursday 8-13-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-13-2026 …Who wants a Fried Chicken Flavored Oreo Cookie?

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Welcome to the Internet 8-12-2026 … Little Tony is back but what is he doin’?

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Stupid News 8-12-2026 8am …He had a 2ft long Cottonmouth Snake in his Football Helmet

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F My Life 8-12-2026

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Stupid News 8-12-2026 6am …Before You Unwrap Your Mummy Listen to this

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Sports with Rod 8-12-2026 …It’s not looking good for Tony Romo

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News with Sean 8-12-2026 …Wait? I can where my headphones while I drive?

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Random Facts for Wednesday 8-12-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-12-2026 …162-year-old bottle of Guinness Stout has been found

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Stupid News 8-11-2026 8am …4 Day Drug Binge (They had the Time of Their Lives )

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Digital Drama 8-11-2026 …Those Noisy Neighbors will get what’s coming to them

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Toxic Norms

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Stupid News 8-11-2026 6am …Cornell had to issue a ban on skinning Bears in dorms

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Sports with Rod 8-11-2026 …The Red Sox scored a run in a way nobody knew was possible

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News with Sean 8-11-2026 …It was the Hottest Month Ever

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Random Facts for Tuesday 8-11-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-11-2026 …North Korea Government Urging Citizens to Eat Dog Meat Soup to Cool Off

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Stupid News 8-10-2026 8am …China is cracking down on Feet Juice Sales

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What’s on Craigslist? 8-10-2026 …Brony Seeks Other Brony for Horseplay

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Has the TSA been Stickin’ it to us for 20 years?

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Stupid News 8-10-2026 6am …Mercedes Benz now Branding Their Buyers

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Sports with Rod 8-10-2026 …Can They Recapture the Field of Dreams Magic Again?

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News with Sean 8-10-2026 …Spiderman is Doing Things a Spider Can’t Do

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What Role does “Luck” play in your life?

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Random Facts for Monday 8-10-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-10-2026 … He got $10K for winning the Great Florida Python Roundup

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There, I said it 8-7-2026

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Stupid News 8-7-2026 8am …A Man and His Organ

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The News You Missed 8-7-2026 …Mitch McConnell saw his own shadow, but what does that mean?

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Can you believe this stuff is now Socially Acceptable?

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Stupid News 8-7-2026 6am …World Series of Poker disrupted by Butt Plug

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Sports with Rod 8-7-2026 …She is suing the Yankees for $10 Million Dollar

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News with Sean 8-7-2026 …What? It’s Tax Free?

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Random Facts for Friday 8-7-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-7-2026 …The Tee Shirt you can wear for a month without washing

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Stupid News 8-6-2026 8am …If Everyone Just Wears a Ball Gag it Will Be Quieter

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Fesshole 8-6-2026 …OMG! She did what?

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Stupid News 8-6-2026 6am …They got a little bit of the Mississippi Leg Hound in them

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America’s Deadliest Animals State by State

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Sports with Rod 8-6-2026 …Colin Cowherd once again proves he is out of touch

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News with Sean 8-6-2026 …Excessive Heat (and the War with Iran) makes flying cost more

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Random Facts for Thursday 8-6-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-6-2026 …Seems like the Police were pestering the Naked Guy at the Laundromat

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Stupid News 8-5-2026 8am …He thought he could become a Vampire by doing what???

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Open Bar Means “Get Blackout Drunk”

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F My Life 8-5-2026

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Stupid News 8-5-2026 6am …Ian Fister is a First Amendment A**hole

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What is the Stupidest Question you ever heard?

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Sports with Rod 8-5-2026 …FOX NEWS Host goes off on having to cover the WNBA

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News with Sean 8-5-2026 …The New Way to Cheat at The Tour De France

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Random Facts for Wednesday 8-5-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-5-2026 …Is the School District Going Too Far?

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Stupid News 8-4-2026 8am …He was just keeping his mom on ice

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Digital Drama 8-4-2026 …Stop Feeding the Geese, They are Sh**ing Everywhere!

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The Fart Stench was Soooooo Bad. How bad was it?

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Hey Parents, it’s almost time

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Sports with Rod 8-4-2026 …Is CBS going to let Tony Romo go?

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News with Michael (in for Sean) 8-4-2026 …What? A New Ride at Busch Gardens?

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Random Facts for Tuesday 8-4-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-4-2026 …Don’t Feed Your Dog Gummy Worms

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Stupid News 8-3-2026 8am …Postal Employee Arrested for Stealing Winning Lottery Ticket

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Sports with Rod 8-3-2026 …Effing Dodgers

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What’s on Craigslist? 8-3-2026 …Belly Lint Available for Trade

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Instead of seeking Medical Help they tried an Exorcism

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Cyclospora Diet: Lose 15 pounds on your first day

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News with Michael (in for Sean) 8-3-2026 … Is Myspace Tom making a comeback?

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Random Facts for Monday 8-3-2026

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Stupid Extra 8-3-2026 …Finally, a Psychic for your Pets

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There, I said it …7-31-2026

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Stupid News 7-31-2026 8am …Comcast is getting sued a bizarre case

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The News You Missed 7-31-2026 …Dr. Fauci takes the 4/5th

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Here are the Top10 Highest Paid Podcasters

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Stupid News 7-31-2026 6am …Playboy Playmates on the Moon

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Sports with Rod 7-31-2026 …Forget the “Last Dance” Documentary and Get ready for the “Hot Stuff” Documentary

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News with Sean 7-31-2026 …Is the Wine Industry on the Brink of Disaster?

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Stupid Extra 7-31-2026 …Police Officer in Japan Busted for Breaking into Homes to support his “Collectibles” Habit

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Random Facts for Friday 7-30-2026

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Forget Shark Week, It’s Crunk Week

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Stupid News 7-30-2026 8am …He’s not some kind of a Perv. He’s just bitter

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Fesshole 7-30-2026 …More Fantastic Online Confessions

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Stupid News 7-30-2026 6am …He was WRONLGY Convicted for the worst possible thing

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The Unwritten Rules you need to follow

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Sports with Rod 7-30-2026 …Jerry Jones said it again

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News with Sean 7-30-2026 …Skynet is just about ready to go live

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Random Facts for Thursday 7-30-2026

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Stupid Extra 7-30-2026 …Japan turns to an Actor to save the Lettuce Crop

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Stupid News 7-29-2026 8am … He Needed 34 Doses of Antivenom

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Welcome to the Internet 7-29-2026 …More Slang Terms that don’t exist

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F My Life 7-29-2026

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Stupid News 7-29-2026 6am …Nana Busted with Cannon Balls at the Airport

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Sports with Rod 7-29-2026 …Adam Schefter speaking out of both sides of his mouth

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News with Sean 7-29-2026 …Hey Virginians, The Cyclospora is in Full Bloom

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Random Facts for Wednesday 7-29-2026

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Stupid Extra 7-29-2026 …They Broke-in to Steal the Weightlifting Equipment, but it Weighed too Much

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Stupid News 7-28-2026 8am …The problem with disposing of a body ...

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No Hope for Mankind

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Digital Drama 7-28-2026 …David’s wife is an idiot

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Stupid News 7-28-2026 6am …But the Ketamine was Medically Prescribed

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Sports with Rod 7-28-2026 …Get that Squirrel!

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News with Sean 7-28-2026 …What are the doing to Grocery Stores in NYC?

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Random Facts for Tuesday 7-28-2026

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Stupid Extra 7-28-2026 …Don’t break the law to prove your point

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Stupid News 7-27-2026 8am … Bigfoot Spotted in Connecticut

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What’s on Craigslist? 7-27-2026 …Free to good home: Slightly Used Sex Toys in Chesapeake

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Happy Hairy Bagpipes Day

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And the Biggest Box Office Failure of All Time is …

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Stupid News 7-27-2026 6am …He Broke-in to make Margaritas

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Sports with Rod 7-27-2026 …The Hampton Heat did not disappoint

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News with Sean 7-27-2026 …More Severe Weather is on its way

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Random Facts for Monday 7-24-2026

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Stupid Extra 7-27-2026 …Kids were complaining 4,000 years ago

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Rumble chats in Studio with Funny Bone Comedian, Aries Spears

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Rumble reads a women’s firsthand account of having Cyclospora

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News You Missed 7-24-2026 …The Gas Prices are Soooo High (How High are They?)

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There, I said it 7-24-2026 …

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Stupid News 7-24-2026 8am …The Problem with Buying a House Sight Unseen (The Dead Bodies Inside)

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Stupid News 7-24-2026 6am …What did they find in the Dead Chemist’s House?

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Sports with Rod 7-24-2026 …Who will play the halftime of the next Super Bowl?

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News with Sean 7-24-2026 …And now there are 2 Types of Cyclospora

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Random Facts for Friday 7-24-2026

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Stupid Extra 7-24-2026 …In Russia they Drink out of Toilets

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Stupid News 7-23-2026 8am …Rick & Rod would take Bridge, Sean & Rina would not

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Fesshole 7-23-2026

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Total Eclipse of the Song

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She Loves her Vodka and Bacon

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Sports with Rod 7-23-2026 …Pat McAfee is dropping another dookie …

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News with Sean 7-23-2026 … Racists Pieces of S*** Flock to Adolf Hitler’s Birthplace

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Random Facts for Thursday 7-23-2026

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Stupid Extra 7-23-2026 …Climb In and Cool Off

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Stupid Extra 7-22-2026 …He Declared the Election is a Farce

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Stupid News 7-21-2026 8am …Give me a Ranch Beer with a Big Head

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Welcome to the Internet 7-22-2026 …New Batch of News Bloopers

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F My Life 7-21-2026

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Stupid News 7-21-2026 6am …The Alligator was hoping for a snack

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Sports with Rod 7-22-2026 …It’s not Pat McAfee’s fault

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News with Sean 7-22-2026 …New Jersey had some Voting Issues

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Random Facts for Wednesday 7-22-2026

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Stupid News 7-21-2026 8am …He only Breaks-in to Steal Panties to Relieve Stress

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Digital Drama 7-21-2026 …Mark’s wife caught him watching porn

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Everything you wanted to know about Cyclospora

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Stupid News 7-21-2026 6am …Train-Surfing Nude

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Sports with in for Rod 7-21-2026 …ESPN Fired Ryan Clark during a Commercial Break

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News with Sean 7-21-2026 …Gas now over $4 a gallon

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Random Facts for Tuesday 7-21-2026

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Stupid Extra 7-21-2026 …Finally! A Habitual Drunken Driver Gets 25 Years to Life

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What was Sean Trying to Say? 4 STARS

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Can You Name That Tune? 7-20-2026

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What’s on Craigslist 7-20-2026 …Please for the Love of God! Take My Elliptical

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Stupid News 7-20-2026 8am …Like a Bridge Over Troubled Housing

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Stupid News 7-20-2026 6am …He got stuck in the Porta-John while looking for his Mountain Dew

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Airlines from Around the World (That Suck)

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Sports with Conner (in for Rod) 7-20-2026 ...Bryson Dechambeau pulls a Bryson Dechambeau

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News with Sean 7-20-2026 …The Norfolk Zoo is 125 years old. Believe it or don’t.

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Random Facts 7-20-2026

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Stupid Extra 7-20-2026 …How old is too old to Run with the Bulls?

365

The News You Missed 7-16-2026

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Ahead of Tomorrow Night’s Brawlers Brawl, Rumble Chats with MMA Legends ...

367

Rumble with MMA Fighter Brian Jackson before Tomorrow Night’s Brawlers Brawl at Rivers Casino

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Dude, put that away

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There, I said it! 7-17-2026 …

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The News You Missed 7-16-2026

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Stupid News 6am 7-17-2026 …The Worst Parents in China

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Sports with Rod 7-17-2026 …England is requesting FIFA Investigate Argentina

373

Robot Fighting May Become a Thing

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Random Facts for Friday 7-16-2026

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Stupid News Extra 7-17-2026 …Anyone Missing Cattle Fence?

376

Stupid News 8am 7-16-2026 …No Good Deed …Pole Dancing Workout Goes Wrong …Can you hold this Kitten while I rob the bank

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Fesshole 7-16-2026

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It’s not a Rocky Movie. It’s a Movie about making a Rocky Movie

379

It’s AI Appreciation Day. So, what should we do?

380

Stupid News 6am 7-16-2026 …And then they discovered the Photo was of them!

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Sports with Rod 7-16-2026 …The British Band “Flummoxed” Still Stands By England’s Soccer Team

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News with for Sean 7-16-2026 …More Explosive Diarrhea

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Random Facts for Thursday 7-16-2026

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Stupid News Extra 7-16-2026 …He Graduated with a Grade Point of Average of 11.99

385

Stupid News 8am 7-15-2026 …Who would like a Hairy Croissant?

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F My Life 7-15-2026

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Welcome to the Internet 7-15-2026 …“The Virginia Flag has a T*tty” Song

388

Stupid News 6am 7-15-2026 …Pitch Your Tent Here

389

DNA Horror Stories

390

Is His Hot Dog too Small or is the Grill too Big?

391

Sports with Rod 7-15-2026 …Rod puts on a Sports Reporting Clinic

392

News with for Sean 7-15-2026 …Could we really be getting rid of Daylight-Saving Time?

393

Random Facts for Wednesday 7-15-2026

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Stupid News Extra 7-15-2026 …Ransomware Negotiator Busted for Working with Computer Hackers

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Stupid News 8am 7-14-2026 …Say, what’s that in your pocket?

396

Digital Drama 7-14-2026 …Team Building Sucks! …Airline ravel is the Worst

397

Is it Rod or the Onion? 7-14-2026

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Stupid News 6am 7-14-2026 …Please Don’t Bring Found Explosives to the Police Station

399

Here is the list of ALL Time Worst TV Shows

400

Sports with Rod 7-14-2026 …Bryce Harper is not Associated with any Gambling App or Company, but

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News with for Sean 7-14-2026 …Seriously, the War with Iran is Still Going On?

402

Random Facts for Tuesday 7-14-2026

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Stupid News Extra 7-14-2026 …Real Man Smash Their Smartphones

404

Stupid News 8am 7-13-2026 …She sold his Tarantula Collection

405

What’s on Craigslist? 7-13-2026 …Woman Seeks Himbo Roommate

406

And the Best Tasting Rotisserie Chicken is sold where?

407

Stupid News 6am 7-13-2026 …Hey, Checkout the Naked Guy Laying on the Pallet of Dog Food

408

Sports with Rod 7-13-2026 …Aaron Rodgers Bonding with Teammates in the Woods

409

News with for Sean 7-13-2026 …AI Appreciation Day is Coming Up this Thursday

410

Random Facts for Monday 7-10-2026

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Stupid News Extra 7-13-2026 …She only ate Potatoes for 40 years

412

The News You Missed 7-10-2026 …Did Anyone Hear Fireworks?

413

Stupid News 8am 7-10-2026 …They were Arrested with a Homemade Plasma Cannon

414

There, I said it! 7-10-2026

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The Diarrhea Song

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Stupid News 6am 7-10-2026 …He was in his Car Watching Porn with his Cocaine and Guns

417

Cowboys Trading for Maxx Crosby?

418

News with for Sean 7-10-2026 …Sick of Earth? There is an Alternative

419

Random Facts for Friday 7-10-2026

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Stupid News Extra 7-10-2026 …The Bear Entered the Hotel Looked for a Room

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Stupid News 8am 7-9-2026 …The Horrible, Disgusting, Criminal Paramedic of Maryland

422

Fesshole 7-9-2026

423

These are Actual Titles of Hallmark Movies

424

Stupid News 6am 7-9-2026 …Everybody Knows, Fat Birds Don’t Fly

425

Sports with Rod 7-9-2026 …The Government Once Again Involving Itself in Sports

426

News with for Sean 7-9-2026 …Explosive Diarrhea Hits Virginia

427

Random Facts for Thursday 7-9-2026

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Stupid News Extra 7-9-2026 …What You Should Never Do to Your Eyes

429

Stupid News 8am 7-8-2026 …Here is Another Reason Why You Should Always Lock Your Doors

430

F My Life 7-8-2026

431

Welcome to the Internet 7-8-2026 …The Kid Reporter at the Animal Shelter got a Little Weird

432

Stupid News 6am 7-8-2026 …She Sowed Her Roommates Lips Shut

433

Sports with Rod 7-8-2026 …Why the Cincinnati Reds Manager Should Be Fired Right Now

434

News with for Sean 7-8-2026 …Well, get ready …The Gas Prices will be going back up

435

Random Facts for Wednesday 7-8-2026

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Stupid News Extra 7-8-2026 …Man in a Wheelchair Successfully Robbed a Bank

437

Rumble Chats with Our Friend and National Comedian, Bo Dacious about …

438

Random Facts for Tuesday 7-7-2026

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Stupid News 8am 7-7-2026 …He Grabbed Two Live Seagulls and Attacked a Person with Them

440

Digital Drama 7-7-2026 …Dave wasn’t invited because Dave is a Douche

441

We used to Mock These Things, but Now We Do Them

442

Stupid News 6am 7-7-2026 …Bank Manager Switched Out Real Money with Hello Kitty Dollars

443

Sports with Rod 7-7-2026 …Well, it’s over …Now who do we root for?

444

News with for Sean 7-7-2026 …Is there really Air Conditioning Clothing?

445

Stupid News Extra 7-7-2026 …He is up on Federal Charges because he stole what?

446

Stupid News 8am 7-6-2026 …He was immediately picked up by the Karma Train

447

What’s on Craigslist 7-6-2026 …Missed Connections: To the Hottie on the Treadmill

448

Unfortunate, but Hilarious Headlines

449

Stupid News 6am 7-6-2026 …He was Arrested for Pulling the Plug on a Good Time

450

Sports with Rod 7-6-2026 ...The Red Card Debate

451

News with for Sean 7-6-2026 …America 250 …Great Weekend for the Minions …How Hot was it?

452

Rumble’s Thoughts on the Corpse Flower at the Botanical Gardens

453

Random Facts for Monday 7-6-2026

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Stupid News Extra 7-6-2026 …She had a Full Bottle (750ml) of Wine in the Hoo-Ha

455

Reasons Why You Should Not Take Living in America for Granted

456

Stupid News 8am 7-2-2026 …He Assaulted the Officer with a Pancake

457

Fesshole 7-2-2026

458

Musicians who Left Famous Bands and Became Successful Doing Something Else

459

Around the Horn with Funny Tweets About America

460

Stupid News 6am 7-2-2026 …Look at the Package on that Thing

461

Sports with Connor (in for Rod) 7-2-2026 …Team USA Cruises into the Round of 16

462

Town Crier News with for Sean 7-2-2026 …The Heat will be Unbearable …Don’t Blow Yourself Up with Fireworks

463

Random Facts for Thursday 7-2-2026

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Stupid News Extra 7-2-2026 …The Japanese Do Not Tolerate Ticket Scalping

465

Stupid News 6am 7-1-2026 …Peanut Butter Scented Smoke Grenades Just Smell Better

466

Stupid News 8am 7-1-2026 …Wait, What is This Fee For?!

467

Welcome to the Internet 7-1-2026 … Not Everyone can understand Scottish People

468

F My Life 7-1-2026

469

So, you want to be buried next to a celebrity after you die

470

Sports with Rod 7-1-2026 …Things Got Physical in Boston

471

News with for Sean 7-1-2026 …July 1st Means New Laws You Should Know About

472

Random Facts for Wednesday 7-1-2026

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Stupid News Extra 7-1-2026 …Finally, They Caught One of Those Scam Artists

474

Stupid News 8am 6-30-2026 …He Likes His Women Like His Ice Cream, Ice Cold

475

Digital Drama 6-30-2026 …Why is Summerween a Thing?

476

And the Fattest City in America is …

477

Celebrities who claim they are Haunted by Deceased Celebrities

478

Happy Social Media

479

Stupid News 6am 6-30-2026 …Hey, Look Over There. New Pubic Spaces

480

Sports with Rod 6-30-2026 …How to Make Soccer Better

481

News with for Sean 6-30-2026 …Be Prepared! It is going to be Scorching Hot

482

Random Facts for Tuesday 6-30-2026

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Stupid News Extra 6-30-2026 …They were Caught Trying to Break-Into Prison

484

The Apocalyptic Sounds of Mount Shasta

485

Cork Your Wine or Your Butt with a Vintage Wine Bottle Stopper

486

Funny Firework Names

487

Stupid News 6am 6-29-2026 …Item 2 is Gross and It’s Amazing

488

The Top 10 Ugliest Cars of All Time Are …

489

Sports with Rod 6-29-2026 …Is it Right to Force Your Child to Root for Sports Teams You Like?

490

News with for Sean 6-29-2026 …Super Girl is a Super Bomb at the Box Office

491

Random Facts for Monday 6-29-2026

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Stupid News Extra 6-29-2026 …Looking for Food: Hungry Elephant Rams Through Wall of House

493

Live from Stump Lake: Golf Edition of …Welcome to the Internet

494

Live from Stump Lake: The News You Missed

495

Live from Stump Lake: There, I said it

496

Rumble chats with Comedian Ryan Hamilton about his New Netflix Special

497

Stupid News 8am 6-25-2026 …How to You Can Detached Your Own Retinas

498

Fesshole 6-25-2026

499

Stupid News 6am 6-25-2026 …26 Glasses of Beer in His Arms, 26 Glasses of Beer

500

What do these British Expressions Mean?

501

Happy National Color TV Day

502

Sports with Rod 6-25-2026 …Baker Mayfield Slept with His Girlfriend

503

News with for Sean 6-25-2026 …Virginia Beach Police Raising the Salary for New Recruits

504

Random Facts for Thursday 6-25-2026

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Stupid News Extra 6-25-2026 …There seems to be a Decomposing Body in the Closet

506

Stupid News Extra 6-24-2026 …They thought it was a Scam, but it wasn’t

507

Stupid News 8am 6-24-2026 …He Wasn’t Wasting the Body Parts; He was Eating Them

508

Welcome to the Internet 6-24-2026 …Up late and want to talk? Try 1-800 Film Bro

509

F My Life 6-24-2026

510

Stupid News 6am 6-24-2026 …How Many Pounds of Pythons is that?

511

Sports with Rod 6-24-2026 …How can you not pull for Scotland?

512

News with for Sean 6-24-2026 Sorry, I only eat Plant-Based-Plastic-Food

513

Random Facts for Wednesday 6-24-2026

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Stupid News 8am 6-23-2026 …The Bag was Marked “No Drugs in Bag” …87-Year-old Arrested for Street Racing

515

Digital Drama 6-23-2026 …Can a Person Watch Too Much True Crime?

516

Stupid News 6am 6-23-2026 …He was arrested for shooting Deer from his Pickup Truck

517

Don’t Be Afraid of the News

518

Sports with Rod 6-23-2026 …Just a Reminder, WFAN’s Craig Carton is a Convicted Felon

519

News with for Sean 6-23-2026 …Is AI Negatively Impacting Gas Prices?

520

Random Facts for Tuesday 6-23-2026

521

Stupid News Extra 6-23-2026 … Can you pass the Ninja Test

522

Which Celebrity is singing that song?

523

Stupid News 8am 6-22-2026 …Why Panhandle for Money when Your AI Robot Can Do it for You?

524

What’s on Craigslist? 6-22-2026 …Unlicensed Fourth of July Fireworks Provider for Hire

525

Are these the Best Summer Songs?

526

Everyone Else is Dead, Except …

527

Stupid News 6am 6-22-2026 …The Dumbest Teenager in Russia

528

News with for Sean 6-22-2026 …Death Taxes and Toy Story

529

Sports with Rod 6-22-2026 …The NASCAR Race was Fantastic! Cape Verde Does It Again …Be a Man Monday

530

Random Facts for Monday 6-22-2026

531

Stupid News Extra 6-22-2026 …He got away how many times?

532

There Sean said it!

533

Mini Clip Show 6-19-2026

534

Stupid News 8am 6-19-2026 …12-Year-Old Girl Faked Her Own Kidnapping

535

What Random Fact Do You Have in Your Pocket (in case you need one)?

536

There are No Good Songs about Dads, but there are some Great ...

537

Stupid News 6am 6-19-2026 …Who wants some Furry Tuna?

538

Sports with Connor (in for Rod) 6-18-2026 …Funky Sports Friday

539

News with for Sean 6-19-2026 …Get Ready for the Big Weekend in Norfolk

540

Random Facts for Friday 6-18-2026

541

Stupid News Extra 6-19-2026 …Are Organized Crime Families Now Running Ice Cream Companies?

542

Stupid News 8am 6-18-2026 …Turns out You did not see and Alien. You are just Possessed by Demons

543

Fesshole 6-18-2026

544

Which TV Dad Said It?

545

Stupid News 6am 6-18-2026 …Elderly Woman Scammed by Fake Liam Neeson

546

Sports with Rod 6-18-2026 …Soccer and Stuff

547

News with for Sean 6-18-2026 …The Longest Non-Stop Flight in the World

548

Random Facts for Thursday 6-18-2026

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Stupid News Extra 6-18-2026 …Welcome to the British Vagina Museum

550

Stupid News Extra 6-17-2026 …The Police Officer was Trying to Relieve Some Stress

551

Welcome to the Internet 6-17-2026 … New Fantasitc News Bloopers

552

Stupid News 8am 6-17-2026 …Crap Anywhere with the Robot Toilet

553

F My Life 6-17-2026

554

Stupid News 6am 6-17-2026 …Disabled Person on a Mobility Scooter Takes Out Several Cyclists

555

Sports with Rod 6-17-2026 …Messi is a God playing Soccer with Mere Mortals

556

News with for Sean 6-17-2026 …Hey Guess Who is Going to Have to Pay for that Ballroom?

557

Random Facts for Wednesday 6-17-2026

558

Stupid News 8am 6-16-2026 …Couple Fights Black Bear and Wins!

559

Digital Drama 6-16-2026 …Neighborhood Fireworks is the Sound of Freedom

560

Stupid News 6am 6-16-2026 …He Vandalized the Pickle Ball Courts Because Why?

561

What do World Cup Visitors Think of the America?

562

Sports with Rod 6-16-2026 …Jimmy Fallon Celebrated with the Knicks

563

News with for Sean 6-16-2026 …So, about that Deal with Iran

564

Random Facts for Tuesday 6-16-2026

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Stupid News Extra 6-16-2026 …Keep on Churning till the Butter Comes

566

What’s on Craigslist 6-15-2026 …You are S*** without me

567

Their 13-Year-old Daughter Stole $50k from Them

568

Sporting Events to Occur All Summer Long on the White House Grounds

569

Stupid News 6am 6-15-2026 …Wedding DJ Busted for Letting It All Hang Out

570

Considering the World Cup, here are some Fantastic Cultural Differences

571

News with for Sean 6-15-2026 …FM99 News with the Newscaster of the Year, Sean Hood

572

Sports with Rod 6-15-2026 …Hurricanes destroy Las Vegas

573

Random Facts for Monday 6-15-2026

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Stupid News Extra 6-15-2026 …Another Idiot Goes Live While Committing a Crime

575

Stupid News 6-12-2026 8am ...That's not my dad

576

Stupid News 6-12-2026 6am ...Replaced by goats

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News you Missed 6-13-2026

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There I Said It 6-12-2026

579

Sports with Conner (in for Rod) NHL Finals AND Funky Sport Friday

580

News with Sean 6-12-2026

581

Rumble chats with Anjelah Johnson Reyes about her New Comedy Special

582

Random Facts for Thursday 6-11-2026

583

Stupid News 8am 6-11-2026 …Elderly Woman Beats Off 10 Monkeys with Her Handbag

584

Fesshole 6-11-2026

585

Sadly, these former everyday items are Now Considered Luxuries

586

Stupid News 6am 6-11-2026 …Man Set Fire to a Rack of Bras at Walmart

587

Sports with Rod 6-11-2026 …The Knicks Take Game 4 in the Greatest Comeback in Finals History

588

News with for Sean 6-11-2026 …Hey! Who Loves Inflation?

589

Stupid News Extra 6-11-2026 …The Scariest Rollercoaster in America

590

Welcome to the Internet 6-10-2026 … Don’t Disrespect Little Tony’s Culture, Capisce

591

Stupid News 8am 6-10-2026 …Item 3 is One Hell of a Crazy Story

592

F My Life 6-10-2026

593

Stupid News 6am 6-10-2026 …Popular Twitch Streamer’s Girlfriend Caught Cheating with Her Cousin

594

Our Annual Look at the Creepy Steve Sutton making Iced Tea

595

Sports with Rod 6-10-2026 …What is the Best Hurricane Song? …Jazz Chisholm sticks it to the Guardians …Worst Joke Wednesday

596

News with for Sean 6-10-2026 …Despite what you may have heard the War with Iran continues

597

Random Facts for Wednesday 6-10-2026

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Stupid News Extra 6-10-2026 …Time is up for the Watch Thief

599

Dumb Dads in the Delivery Room

600

Digital Drama 6-9-2026 …Do We Really Need a UFC Fight on the White House Lawn?

601

Stupid News 8am 6-9-2026 …Sorry, No Vibrator for You!

602

Stupid News 6am 6-9-2026 …She just found 20 Sticks of Dynamite in the Freezer

603

Sports with Rod 6-9-2026 …Tom Brady wants you to buy his Good Nut

604

News with for Sean 6-9-2026 …Can’t Spell? No, Worries, AI’s Got You

605

Random Facts for Tuesday 6-9-2026

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Stupid News Extra 6-9-2026 …Humanoid Robot Kicks Little Boy in Stomach

607

Non-Sexual Turn-Ons (Everyone has one)

608

What’s on Craigslist 6-8-2026 …Need a Lawn Service? Why Not Call the Guinea Pigs?

609

Stupid News 8am 6-8-2026 …He Shot Himself in the Crotch at Walmart

610

Mini Clip Show …Great Clips that are just a little shorter

611

Everyone’s Favorite Game Show: What was Sean Trying to Say?

612

Stupid News 6am 6-8-2026 …Spiderman and Rambo Taken into Custody

613

Hey, Look What I Found

614

Sports with Connor the Intern (in for Rod) 6-8-2026 …Someone Should Check on Brandon Aiyuk

615

News with for Sean 6-8-2026 …It is starting to look like people are going back to the Movie Theater

616

Random Facts for Monday 6-8-2026

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Stupid News Extra 6-8-2026 …Come on, I just want to look at the Cherry Blossoms

618

Stupid News 8am 6-5-2026 ...She's a maneater

619

News You Missed 6-5-2026 ...If it sounds made up, that's because it is

620

There I Said It 6-5-2026 ...Opinions that someone feels need to be voiced

621

Sports with Alvarado (in for Rod) 6-5-2026

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News with Sean Hood 6-5-2026

623

Random Facts 6-5-2026

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Sports with Alvarado (in for Rod) 6-4-2026

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News with Sean Hood 6-4-2026

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Stupid News 6-3-2026 6am ...Well that's not a bazooka

627

F My Life 6-3-2026

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Sports with Alvarado (in for Rod) 6-3-2026

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Welcome to the Internet 6-3-2026 ...Don't put bananas in my butt

630

News with Sean Hood 6-3-2026

631

Stupid News 6-2-2026 8am ...Rat crotch. Ew

632

Stupid News 6-2-2026 6am ...He whipped out his "chimichanga"

633

Digital Drama 6-2-2026 ...Let's settle this. Does TP go OVER or UNDER?

634

Cat Adoption Month 6-2-2026

635

Sports with Alvarado (in for Rod) 6-2-2026

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News with Sean Hood 6-2-2026

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Random Facts 6-2-2026

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Stupid News 8am 6-1-2026 ...Banned from EVERY Six flags park for life

639

Craigslist 6-1-2026 ...Hand me a world record please

640

Stupid News 6am 6-1-2026 ...Another reason not to tattoo a name on your body

641

Sports with Alvarado (in for Rod) 6-1-2026

642

News with Sean 6-1-2026

643

Your Random Facts to Know and Share 6-1-2026

644

Stupid News 8am 5-29-2026 …Holy Hot Coffee Crotch!

645

There, I said it 5-29-2026

646

News You Missed 5-29-2026 …The New Slogan for Las Vegas is …

647

Stupid News 6am 5-29-2026 …He Told the Officer What???

648

Sports with Rod 5-29-2026 …JJ McCarthy does not speak to Kyler Murray

649

News with for Sean 5-29-2026 …President Trump hopes to have his face on a $250 Bill real soon

650

Random Facts for Friday 5-29-2026

651

Stupid News Extra 5-29-2026 …He had a Working Cannon in His Trunk

652

Stupid News 8am 5-28-2026 …Fresh Feet Juice! Get Your Fresh Feet Juice!

653

More Great Online Confessions down the Fesshole

654

Stupid News 6am 5-28-2026 ...Elderly Man in Thong Exposing Himself on Ring Doorbells Everywhere

655

Which Restaurants Make the Absolute Best Burgers?

656

Sports with Rod 5-28-2026 …The Potty Mouth on that Greg Olson

657

News with for Sean 5-28-2026 …So what’s the deal with that CIA Agent?

658

Things that are called “American” in Other Countries

659

Random Facts for Thursday 5-28-2026

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Stupid News Extra 5-28-2026 …Please give me your underwear

661

Stupid News 8am 5-27-2026 …Oh Geez, not another Naked Crackhead in the Pool

662

Welcome to the Intern 5-27-2026 …Here’s another thing they don’t tell you about growing up

663

F My Life 5-27-2026

664

Stupid News 6am 5-27-2026 …Case Dropped Against Embalmer

665

Sports with Rod 5-27-2026 …How about that Vaughn Grissom!

666

News with for Sean 5-27-2026 …NASA Moon Base Plans

667

Random Facts for Wednesday 5-27-2026

668

Stupid News Extra 5-27-2026 …Dog used a Shotgun to Shoot Passerby

669

Is the Ice Cream Man the reason why kids are obese?

670

Stupid News 8am 5-26-2026 …CEO of a Major Financial Institution Made a Huge Mistake

671

4 Different AI Bots try to create Radio Shows and Epically Fail

672

Stupid News 6am 5-26-2026 …He Accidentally dropped his Child Porn Thumb Drive in the Best Place

673

Looking for a Lazy Job, but want to make lots of money?

674

Sports with Rod 5-26-2026 …Last Time the Knicks were in the Finals this was the Song of the Year

675

News with for Sean 5-26-2026 …More Strikes on Iran …Pope Talks AI

676

Random Facts for Tuesday 5-26-2026

677

Stupid News Extra 5-26-2026 …If you are a member of a criminal organization you need to register with the government

678

Stupid News 8am 5-22-2026 …There is always one guy who ruins it for everyone

679

There, I said it 5-22-2026

680

The News You Missed 5-22-2026 …Gas Prices are So High (How High are They?)

681

While the Tenants are away the Landlord will have Sex on Their Couch

682

Sports with Rod 5-22-2026 …We Remember Kyle Busch

683

News with for Sean 5-22-2026 …The Judge Dismissed the Case for Some Reason

684

Random Facts for Friday 5-22-2026

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Stupid News Extra 5-22-2026 …Another Great Moment for the Tesla Cybertruck

686

Stupid News 8am 5-21-2026 …Mountain Lions in California now Poop on Roof Tops

687

Fesshole 5-21-2026

688

And the Top 10 Pizza Chains in America are ...

689

Stupid News 6am 5-21-2026 …The Catholic Church is Committing Fraud by Selling a "Sexy Priest Calendar"

690

Normal Things We Do that Feel Embarrassing in Public

691

Sports with Rod 5-21-2026 …Everyone’s Favorite College Football Coach is Back

692

News with for Sean 5-21-2026 …New Report Explains Just How Bad Smart Phones are for Kids

693

Random Facts for Thursday 5-21-2026

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Stupid News Extra 5-21-2026 …There Seems to be a Live Frog in My Salad

695

F My Life 5-20-2026

696

Stupid News 8am 5-20-2026 …The Holy Spirit told him to Start the Fire

697

Welcome to the Internet 5-20-2026 …What if Godsmack Performed Barbie Girl

698

Stupid News 6am 5-20-2026 …He was Charged with an Act of Out-Ragging Public Decency

699

Things White People Say

700

Sports with Rod 5-20-2026 …The Cavilers were Epically Humiliated

701

News with for Sean 5-20-2026 …No Schlitz

702

Random Facts for Wednesday 5-20-2026

703

Stupid News Extra 5-20-2026 …The Bridesmaid went All-In

704

Stupid News 8am 5-19-2026 …Never Believe Anything Ever

705

Digital Drama 5-19-2025 …You know, Big Sunscreen is behind it

706

Lost in Translation

707

Stupid News 6am 5-19-2026 …He went to Great Lengths to get out of going to a Party

708

Sports with Rod 5-19-2026 …Victor Wembanyama can’t be stopped …Jalen Hurts …Skeletor Tuesday

709

News with for Sean 5-19-2026 …Huge Merger Coming (and don’t kid yourself our energy bills will go up)

710

How Young Will the New James Bond Be?

711

Random Facts for Tuesday 5-19-2026

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Stupid News Extra 5-19-2026 …Ryan Could Get a “Special” Prison Sentence

713

Stupid News 6am 5-8-2026 …Police identified BBQ Thief as a Fox with Hot Dogs in his Mouth

714

Stupid News 8am 5-18-2026 …She’s Headed to Prison for Selling Drugs, Guns and Landmines

715

What’s on Craigslist 5-18-2026 …Seeking to Rent Live Ducks for a Party Game

716

Here is the List of Famous People Who Died on the Toilet

717

Sports with Rod 5-18-2026 …Jaylen Brown would like that Mother-Effer to Retire

718

Thank You and Welcome Back to the Gerald R Ford Battle Group

719

Random Facts for Monday 5-18-2026

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Stupid News Extra 5-18-2026 …Arrested for Flying a Drone while Intoxicated

721

Stupid News 8am 5-15-2026 …Would anyone like some Hand Cream Hand Cream?

722

There, I said it! 5-15-2026

723

Stupid News 6am 5-15-2026 …King Cobra Toilet Snake Won’t Flush Down

724

The News You Missed 5-15-2026 …Mr. Pibb will not stand by, and let Dr Pepper get all the headlines

725

Sports with Rod 5-15-2026 …Soap Opera Friday

726

News with for Sean 5-15-2026 …Nobody wants to live next do AI

727

Random Facts for Friday 5-15-2026

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Stupid News Extra 5-15-2026 …Complete Moron Sent Bomb Threats to Nintendo

729

Stupid News 8am 5-14-2026 …Sex Toy Company Busts the Case Wide Open

730

Fesshole 5-14-2028

731

Stupid News 6am 5-14-2026 …Oh, There’s the Problem. Right There, that Dead Body

732

Now here is an interesting concept. Non-Wedding Crashers Seat Fillers

733

Sports with Rod 5-14-2026 …Stupid Pistons

734

News with for Sean 5-14-2026 … Nobody is Reading about the Current Reading Recession

735

Random Facts for Thursday 5-14-2026

736

Stupid News Extra 5-14-2026 …They Fixed the Hole in the Road by Putting Their Truck In It

737

F My Life 5-13-2028

738

Stupid News 8am 5-13-2026 …Need to Cheat on an Exam? Get some AI Glasses

739

Welcome to the Internet 5-13-2026 … Things Kyle did this week that made his girlfriend angry

740

Stupid News 6am 5-13-2026 …All You Can Vomit

741

Sports with Rod 5-13-2026 … Rory is Watching

742

News with for Sean 5-13-2026 …College Graduates Don’t Like Cold Hard Facts about Artificial Intelligence

743

Random Facts for Wednesday 5-13-2026

744

Stupid News Extra 5-13-2026 …She is 28, but Loves Being in High School

745

Stupid News 8am 5-12-2026 …Sometimes He Likes to Let It Out to Get Some Sun

746

Digital Drama 5-12-2026 …“Distraction” is a the word “Losers” use when they can’t win the argument

747

Do you need a Mother’s Day Re-do?

748

Stupid News 6am 5-12-2026 …Heart Beating too Fast? Try a Finger Up Your Butt

749

Sports with Rod 5-12-2026 …Dillion Brooks is the Biggest Douche in the NBA

750

News with for Sean 5-12-2026 …Hantavirus, Hackers and Gas Prices

751

Random Facts for Tuesday 5-12-2026

752

Stupid News Extra 5-12-2026 …Hacker Gets 3 High Speed Trains to Stop

753

What’s on Craigslist? 5-11-2026

754

Great Bands with Big Hits, but Never Reached Number One

755

Societal Norms People are Now Ditching

756

Stupid News 8am 5-8-2026 …He Created a Great Award and Present it to Himself

757

There, I said it 5-8-2026

758

The News You Missed 5-8-2026 …The Pope Will Not Abandon Vatican’s Uranium Enrichment Program

759

Just a Bad Look for the Humane Society of Tacoma

760

Sports with Rod 5-8-2026 …F** FIFA and their World Cup Ticket Prices …Soap Opera Friday

761

News with for Sean 5-8-2026 …Cyber Attacks and Tote Bags

762

Random Facts for Friday 5-8-2026

763

Stupid News Extra 5-8-2026 …Kids will always find a way around an obstacle

764

Stupid News 8am 5-7-2026 …You Can’t Make a Dead Man Pay a Toll

765

Fesshole 5-7-2026 ...More Scandalous Online Confessions

766

It’s Tourism Week, but is anyone going anywhere?

767

Stupid News 6am 5-7-2026 …He Donated His Mom’s Body to Science and Kaboom!

768

Sports with Rod 5-7-2026 …Horse Load Management is a Thing

769

News with for Sean 5-7-2026 …What is the Deal with these Fake Tomatoes?

770

Random Facts for Thursday 5-7-2026

771

Stupid News Extra 5-7-2026 …The Giant Dong Spider Species

772

Welcome to the Internet 5-6-2026 …What if Linkin Park performed Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball?

773

Stupid News 8am 5-6-2026 …Former Disgruntled Amazon Driver Sought Revenge

774

F My Life 5-6-2026

775

Stupid News 6am 5-6-2026 …The Not-So-Secret Service Agent

776

The All-Time Greatest Cereal Box Prizes

777

Sports with Rod 5-6-2026 …Is Aaron Rodgers in Virginia Beach?

778

News with for Sean 5-6-2026 …Noodle: The Thinkers Convention in Newport News Now Free

779

Random Facts for Wednesday 5-6-2026

780

Stupid News Extra 5-6-2026 …Dog Shoots Man in the Back (or did he?)

781

Stupid News 8am 5-5-2026 …Sex with a Trash Can is ok, but don’t eat what’s inside it

782

Digital Drama 5-5-2026 …Taco Tuesday lands on Cinco De Mayo and All Hell Breaks Loose

783

Stupid News 6am 5-5-2026 You know, the Birds will always crap near where they eat

784

Happy Cinco De Mayo

785

Sports with Rod 5-5-2026 …Rest in Peace John Sterling (You were One of the Greats)

786

News with for Sean 5-5-2026 …You can forget about going to the Carnival

787

Highest Grossing Film Directors

788

Random Facts for Tuesday 5-5-2026

789

Stupid News Extra 5-5-2026 …Firefighters Fired over Waterboarding

790

Nobody puts Princess in a Parking Lot

791

What’s on Craigslist? 5-4-2026 …For Sale: The Epstein Coconut

792

May the 4th Be with You

793

These are the Top Ten Biggest Box Office Movies Ever (Adjusted for Inflation)

794

Stupid News 6am 5-1-2026 …Fly the Drippy Wet Skies

795

Sports with Rod 5-1-2026 …The History Boy Does it Again!

796

News with for Sean 5-1-2026 …Gas Prices could set a record

797

Random Facts for Monday 5-4-2026

798

Stupid News Extra 5-4-2026 …They returned their SUV Rental, and they were falsely accused of what?

799

Michael, you are into a lot of Fetishes, right?

800

There, I said it 5-1-2026

801

Stupid News 8am 5-1-2026 …Maybe Bus Driving isn’t for You

802

It’s the First of May! Time to do some _____ing outside

803

Metallica The Musical

804

Stupid News 6am 5-1-2026 …Fired Chicken or Crystal Meth?

805

Sports with Rod 5-1-2026 …Jim Brockmire is going to hate Joe Buck even more

806

News with for Sean 5-1-2026 …Happy Ending? Really?

807

Random Facts for Friday 5-1-2026

808

How Much to Sniff Your Armpits?

809

Fesshole 4-30-2026

810

They really left a lot of stuff out of the Michael Jackson Biopic

811

TV Shows that We Quote Everyday

812

Stupid News 6am 4-30-2026 …But why was She Smearing Feces Everywhere?

813

Sports with Rod 4-30-2026 …They have no Je Ne Sais Quoi

814

News with for Sean 4-30-2026 … 5 Dollars a Gallon is Not Far Off

815

Random Facts for Thursday 4-30-2026

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Stupid News Extra 4-30-2026 …AI Apparently can Hallucinate

817

You Were “That Old” When You Learned __________

818

Stupid News 8am 4-29-2026 …Don’t ever let a Snake Charmer put a Cobra in Your Pants

819

Welcome to the Internet 4-29-2026 … The Dark Side of Technology

820

F My Life 4-29-2026

821

Stupid News 6am 4-29-2026 …Well, they did ask for Proof of Death

822

Holy Crap! They are making how much in Residual Payments?

823

Sports with Rod 4-29-2026 …Aaron Rodgers has been spotted

824

News with for Sean 4-29-2026 …King Charles does his Stand-Up Routine for Congress

825

Random Facts for Wednesday 4-29-2026

826

Stupid News Extra 4-29-2026 …New Attraction at Aldi’s

827

Stupid News 8am 4-28-2026 …Discount Dental Procedures in Turkey is not always a great option

828

Sports with Rod 4-28-2026 …Those Dangling Nuggets

829

The Movie Trailer for Infowars

830

Digital Drama 4-28-2026 …Should Linnie tell Marcus she used to do Lesbian Porn?

831

Stupid News 6am 4-28-2026 …An AI Program Deleted a Company’s Production Data Base in 9 Seconds

832

Here is the List of the Lamest Superheroes

833

News with for Sean 4-28-2026 …Jimmy Kimmel is in trouble with the White House again

834

Rod and Rumble start naming Random Detroit Tigers from the 80’s

835

Random Facts for Tuesday 4-28-2026

836

Stupid News Extra 4-28-2026 …Well, it was his last day

837

Stupid News 8am 4-27-2026 …Marijuana Vending Machine Guy gets Nailed by “The Government”

838

What’s on Craigslist 4-27-2026 …Woman 4 Man: Book Club Man with the Forearms

839

Poorly Written News Headlines

840

Here is the List of the Nation’s Favorite Fast-Food Restaurants

841

Stupid News 6am 4-27-2026 …Chinese Restaurant Caught with Roadkill in the Freezer

842

Sports with Rod 4-27-2026 …Who was the best player taken in the draft? (It wasn’t Mendoza)

843

News with for Sean 4-27-2026 …Even Dead Michael Jackson is Making Millions

844

Random Facts for Monday 4-27-2026

845

Stupid News Extra 4-27-2026 …He admitted to starting the Forrest Fires because he was bored

846

There, I Said it! 4-24-2026

847

Stupid News 8am 4-24-2026 …Angry he was passed over for a promotion he did what?

848

The News You Missed 4-24-2026 …Why are Condom Prices going way up?

849

Stupid News 6am 4-24-2026 …Buddhist Priest arrested for Identify Theft

850

Sports with Rod 4-24-2026 …Not everyone thinks the Raiders made the right choice

851

News with for Sean 4-24-2026 …Millions of Americans can now claim Canadian Citizenship

852

Random Facts for Friday 4-24-2026

853

Stupid News Extra 4-24-2026 …I guess, you can stay on the train or walk into the fire

854

Stupid News 8am 4-23-2026 …The Exploding Electric Wheelchair

855

Fesshole 4-23-2026

856

Stupid News 6am 4-23-2026 …It wasn’t the Maestro’s Fault

857

Sports with Rod 4-23-2026 …It’s not what you Know-eth. It’s what you can Prove-eth

858

The Most Iconic Glove of All Time is going up for Auction

859

You may have things in your house that have become

860

News with for Sean 4-23-2026 …Robots Playing Ping Pong

861

Random Facts for Thursday 4-23-2026

862

Stupid News Extra 4-23-2026 …Sucks to Be You

863

Stupid News 8am 4-22-2026 …The Penis in the Sky Keeps on Turning

864

Welcome to the Internet 4-22-2026 …2 Women One Vibration Plate

865

F My Life 4-22-2026

866

Stupid News 6am 4-22-2026 …The Resemblance is Uncanny

867

Sports with Rod 4-22-2026 …He didn’t Break His Wee Wee …Worst Joke Wednesday

868

News with for Sean 4-22-2026 …More Lawsuits filed over the Oceanfront Curfew

869

Random Facts for Wednesday 4-22-2026

870

Stupid News Extra 4-22-2026 …Who stole their genitals?

871

Digital Drama 4-21-2026 … Who died and made her Queen?

872

The Dumbest Cruise Ship Complaints

873

Stupid News 6am 4-21-2026 …Private School Teacher accused of being a Panty Bandit

874

Sports with Rod 4-21-2026 …Rod asks AI for NFL Draft Advice

875

News with Michael (in for Sean) 4-21-2026 …If the Wedding Bouquet goes over the side of the Cruise Ship, who gets married next?

876

Random Facts for Tuesday 4-21-2026

877

Stupid News Extra 4-21-2026 …The Beautiful Cows …The Beautiful Cows

878

Stupid News 8am 4-20-2026 …He Tried to Stab a Family Member While Dressed as a Cow

879

What’s on Craigslist 4-20-2026 …To the UPS Driver: Please come back

880

What Country will now allow you time off if your pet is sick?

881

The FBI is releasing the Bigfoot Files

882

Stupid News 6am 4-20-2026 …Worst Sister-in-law Ever

883

Sports with Rod 4-20-2026 …Michael Jordan is Living His Best NASCAR Life

884

News with Michael (in for Sean) 4-20-2026 …What? A $6,000 Quarter? That’s doesn’t make sense

885

Random Facts for Monday 4-20-2026

886

Stupid News Extra 4-20-2026 …Don’t eat the Fermented Swordfish

887

There, I said it 4-17-2026

888

Stupid News 8am 4-17-2026 …The Burn Marks Mystery has been solved

889

Random Things We All Experience, But Never Talk About

890

News You Missed 4-17-2026 …ICE wants to deport and Elephant

891

Stupid News 6am 4-17-2026 …Grandmother found alive in bed playing video games

892

Sports with Rod 4-17-2026 …LIV Golf Broadcasters trying to sound like they aren’t sinking

893

News with Michael (in for Sean) 4-17-2026 …Yes, there are Black Bears in Chesapeake

894

Random Facts for Friday 4-17-2026

895

Stupid News Extra 4-17-2026 …Customs and Border Patrol Agents should change all their passwords

896

She just confessed to what? It’s time to go down the Fesshole

897

Stupid News 8am 4-16-2026 …She is keeping the big frozen ball of human feces

898

Fesshole 4-16-2026

899

Another moment where Life imitates a Rumble Bit

900

What day is it? 4-16-2026

901

Stupid News 6am 4-16-2026 …He scammed the Government out of $37 Million

902

Sports with Rod 4-16-2026 …The Saudi’s Sportswashing Program has Lost Billions

903

News with Sean 4-16-2026 …Ticketmaster is a Monopoly and their practices are questionable

904

Random Facts for Thursday 4-16-2026

905

Stupid News Extra 4-16-2026 …The Mustard King of New Hampshire is Going to Prison

906

Rina finally wins a round of Name That Tune

907

F My Life 4-15-2026

908

Welcome to the Internet 4-15-2026 …Trouble paying your dog’s vet bills? Just date the Veterinarian

909

Stupid News 8am 4-15-2026 …She blew a .23 …Her Nose Piercing turned into a Lung Piercing

910

The Absolute Dumbest Taxes on Foods

911

Stupid News 6am 4-15-2026 …She claimed her Ex was boarding the plane with a bomb

912

Sports with Rod 4-15-2026 …Pope Leo goes Deep

913

News with Sean 4-15-2026 …Sorry Folks, the Virginia Beach Oceanfront is gonna be shutdown

914

Random Facts for Wednesday 4-15-2026

915

Stupid News Extra 4-15-2026 …The Brick Bandit is chased down by a customer

916

Digital Drama 4-14-2026 …He dumped her and is now dating the twin sister

917

Great Moments in time when Artificial Intelligence Failed

918

Be happy you do not work with these people

919

Stupid News 8am 4-14-2026 …The Do’s and Don'ts for Felons

920

You Have No Idea What Your Brain Is Doing

921

Stupid News 6am 4-14-2026 …Coachella not going well for those who ate the Pizza

922

Sports with Rod 4-14-2026 …Cooper Flag joins only Michael Jordan in an Exclusive Club

923

News with Sean 4-14-2026 …Who is, by far, the Most Likeable Celebrity in America?

924

Random Facts for Tuesday 4-14-2026

925

Stupid News Extra 4-14-2026 …Want to talk to Jesus? Why not try AI Jesus?

926

Stupid News 8am 4-13-2026 …He only made the Pipe Bomb for entertainment purposes

927

What’s on Craigslist? 4-13-2026 …Photog Seeks Nude Model to Cover in Cherry Pie Filing

928

The Mini Clip Show 4-13-2026

929

Just How brutally Unforgiving is Space

930

7 Times Movies and TV Influenced the Real World

931

Meanwhile on Ballzakia

932

Stupid News 6am 4-13-2026 …Spiderman wanted by Canadian Mounties

933

Sports with Rod 4-13-2026 …Shaq offers to pay for the ring if guy proposes on the spot

934

News with Sean 4-13-2026 …8 more people shot at VB Oceanfront

935

Random Facts for Monday 4-13-2026

936

Stupid News Extra 4-13-2026 …The Manager of the Non-Alcoholic Bar Busted for DUI

937

Pipe Major Ross in Studio on RITM blowing his Bagpipes

938

Stupid News 4-10-2026 8am …Two Women Throwing Haymakers at a Funeral

939

The News You Missed 4-10-2026 …Who’s up for the Miralax Challenge?

940

There, I said it! 4-10-2026

941

Stupid News 4-10-2026 6am … Pastor charged with Murder after drowning a person during a Baptism

942

Star Trek, The Final Flatulence

943

News with Sean 4-10-2026 …Gloucester does not want to vote Yes or No

944

Random Facts for Friday 4-10-2026

945

Stupid News Extra 4-10-2026 …That is One Fat Cat. Oops, I mean One Flat Cat

946

Stupid News 4-9-2026 8am …CIA successfully used a “Ghost Mummer” for the first time

947

More Great Online Confessions down the Fesshole

948

Turns out that Michael Jackson’s new Biopic Stinks

949

Stupid News 4-9-2026 6am …Not Everything Goes in Florida

950

Sports with Rod 4-9-2026 …The War is Over! The PGA Crushed Liv Golf …

951

News with Sean 4-9-2026 …Kit Kat Bars new being shipped out with Armored Escorts

952

Random Facts for Thursday 4-9-2026

953

Stupid News Extra 4-9-2026 …The Greatest First World Hotel is …

954

Rumble chats with Comedian Charlie Berens

955

Welcome to the Internet 4-8-2026 …The Most Incredible Cover of Sade’s “Smooth Operator”

956

Stupid News 4-8-2026 8am …He found a Sword from the Crusades

957

F My Life 4-8-2026

958

Stupid News 4-8-2026 6am …Driving Recklessly is his thing

959

Sports with Rod 4-8-2026 …There’s one thing about a Manger/Umpire Argument that’s just Gross

960

News with Sean 4-8-2026 … Poor Kanye can’t catch a break

961

Random Facts for Wednesday 4-8-2026

962

Stupid News Extra 4-8-2026 …Was he or was he not Teleported into the Waffle House?

963

Stupid News 4-7-2026 6am …Happy National Beaver Day

964

Digital Drama 4-7-2026 …Are Exorcisms on the rise?

965

Happy National Beaver Day

966

More Stupid Warning Labels

967

Sports with Rod 4-7-2026 …Jim Nantz says to listen to your Heart

968

News with Sean 4-7-2026 …Warning: More Income Tax Scams

969

Random Facts for Tuesday 4-7-2026

970

Stupid News Extra 4-7-2026 …He stole over a million dollars in Cellphones

971

Stupid News 4-6-2026 8am …Pamela has been arrested 15 times since January 1st

972

What’s on Craigslist? 4-6-2026 …For Sale: Gentle Used Pre-Owned Artificial Hip

973

These are Boomer Opinions that we all can agree on

974

Stupid News 4-6-2026 6am …The Fairfax Naked Burglar Strikes Again

975

The Top 10 Movies with Zero Down Time (in other words, don’t leave your seat)

976

Sports with Rod 4-6-2026 …We are getting ready for The Masters on CBS

977

News with Sean 4-6-2026 …Would you like to train the Android Butlers of the Future?

978

Random Facts for Monday 4-3-2026

979

Stupid News Extra 4-6-2026 …The Entitled Influencer gets no sympathy

980

There, I said it 4-3-2026

981

The News You Missed 4-3-2026 …Instead of driving why not walk over

982

Stupid News 4-3-2026 8am …Rapunzel, Rapunzel, the Crows are eating your hair …

983

Sports with Rod 4-3-2026 …Should Ticketmaster have the same flat fee for all ticket sales?

984

News with Sean 4-3-2026 …Dinosaur Handbags

985

Random Facts for Friday 4-3-2026

986

Stupid News Extra 4-3-2026 …They were running the “Old Buy Gold” Scam

987

Confessions from the Fesshole 4-2-2026

988

Stupid News 4-2-2026 8am ...18 mph over gets you a $140,000 fine?!

989

Stupid News 4-2-2026 6am ...Nana and her firefighters

990

Post- April Fools Day 4-2-2026

991

Sports with Rod 4-2-2026

992

News with Sean 4-2-2026

993

Random Facts 4-2-2026

994

Stupid News 4-1-2026 8am … The Toe Sucker sentenced to 6 years

995

This is Probably the Greatest Episode of Welcome to the Internet Ever

996

F My Life 4-1-2026

997

Stupid News 4-1-2026 6am …College Professor Demands Students use Typewriters instead of Computers

998

Sports with Rod 4-1-2026 …Time for Aaron Rodgers to S*** or get off the Pot

999

News with Sean 4-1-2026 …We are getting a Big Ruling from the Supreme Court Today

1000

Random Facts for Wednesday 4-1-2026