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S. Anthony Says... — 275 episodes
Classics From The Vault
Another Trip To The Emergency Room (#514)
Life is your biggest bully (#513)
I’m BACK! See you SUNDAY!
Show Returns in February!
You're the Thing Before You're the Thing (#512)
New Episodes SOON!
Dehumanization in Relationships (#511)
THIS is what I do when I'm about to get burned out (#510)
I should have just walked away (#509)
Walking Away From Violence (#508)
When A Friend Lies To Your Face (#507)
The Punishment Does Not Fit The Crime (#506)
We Know You're Lying! STOP IT! (#505)
Friends You "Love" vs Friends You "Like" (#504)
The Dangers of Being Too Nice (#503)
Show Returns July 2nd!
Don't You Hate That We ALL Have To Start Off Stupid? (# 502)
Show Returns June 2nd!
Think BEFORE You Speak (#501)
Episode 500!
Billionaires Are GREEDY (#499)
Don't Be TOO Reliable (#498)
Lebron James vs Stephen A Smith vs Will Smith vs Chris Rock (#497)
S. Anthony Says Returns March 16th!
It feels better to win when you're doubted (#496)
Next Episode Drops Feb 10th
Kids and Adults Do The Same Crap (#495)
New Season Begins Jan 13th!
Sometimes People Just Need A Shot (#494)
The Show Returns DECEMBER 4TH!
Today is this podcast’s 11th Birthday!🥳
New Episodes COMING SOON!
It Just Ain't The Same Anymore (#493)
Schedule Update
New Shows Start September 9th!
The Might As Well Bandit (#492)
Can We Be Fair? (#491)
Chronic Pain Friends (#490)
Show Returns August 5th!
Would You Borrow Someone Else's Life For A Day? (Guest Episode)
You Can't Fix EVERYTHING! (#489)
Next NEW EPISODE July 8th!
Don't Test Old Street Dudes (#488)
Caitlin Clark, The Fonz, And Mr. Oh No (#487)
Limitations Are Sneaky (#486)
The "Used To's" vs "The Stills" (#485)
Relationships Are Marathons (#484)
Silent Protest (#483)
It's Dangerous Out There (#482)
Don't Have Stupid Fights (#481)
Airbag Friends (#480)
If I can't Trust You, You've Got To Go (#479)
I Cheated, I Think (#478)
When Does It Stop Hurting? (#477)
The "InTheWays" (#476)
How To Get Rid Of A Person Who's A Pain In The Butt (#475)
Show Returns On April 1st!
Loud Guys And Gym Creeps (#474)
You CAN Go Home Again, But Sometimes It Sucks! (#473)
Show Returns With Weekly Episodes Feb 12th!
A Machine To Avoid Fights And Sickness? (#472)
Next Episode is January 22nd!
A Crazy Story About Anniversaries And An Ex (#471)
New Season Starts Jan 8th 2024
Life Lessons Are EVERYWHERE (#470)
Next Episode is on November 20th
I Feel Stupid Admitting This (#469)
The Next Episode is November 6th!
This Podcast Is 10 Years Old!🎉 (#468)
This Show Returns October 23rd!
This Show Returns NEXT WEEK!
The Next Episode is on Sept 25th!
Pretty Good, ”For Your Age” (#467)
Technical Issues. Show will be out tomorrow
The Next Episode is September 11th!
Potholes or Obstacles? (#466)
The Next Episode Will Be August 28th
”Work SISTERS, Not Work WIVES” (#465)
The Next Episode Will Be On August 14th
Nope, I Didn’t Have To Cut Anything Out Of THIS Episode (#464)
The Next Episode is July 31st
The Drive Of Shame (#463)
Early Morning Workouts And Road Rage (#462)
The Next Episode Will Be On July 3rd
Being ”Set Up” Sucks! (#461)
Who’s That Old Man At The Gym? It’s ME! (#460)
Just Put Some Chocolate Mousse Cake On It (#459)
I’ll be back with new shows June 5th
You’re Happy For A Dog, But Not HIM? (#458)
Rites of C’mon Bruh! (#457)
NEW episodes begin next Monday!
Special Edition: (Guest Episodes from, ”The S. Anthony Thomas Show”) 44 and 151
The Invisible Handyman (#456)
Technical Difficulties this week. New Show Next week
Sometimes It’s Okay To Be Ignorant (#455)
When Small Things Bring Big Smiles (#454)
Update! Schedule change!
When You’re Just A Little Bit Off (#453)
Are They Really Guilty Pleasures? (#452)
Rigged Games And Bad Refs On The Field And In Life (#451)
Emergency Rooms And Relationships Are Kinda Similar (#450)
The Bag Fumblers (#449)
Sometimes, the parents suck (#448)
It’s Okay To Take Care Of Yourself (#447)
On THIS DAY, he Joked! (#446)
I Give You My Permission To Lie About Your New Year’s Resolutions (#445)
New Full Season Starts January 1st 2023
We Are ALL Idiots (Episode #33 of ”The S. Anthony Thomas Show”)
The Guard The Diamond Theory (#444)
Old Guy Eyeballs (#443)
Shows Should Return Next Week
Update! I’m almost ready to record new episodes!
Leave Twitter? Me? (#442)
Garbage Soup And Rejection (#441)
Battle Of The Sexes/Simple And Easy (#440)
New show next Monday
Old Age And Boobtop Smooches (#439)
I’m Not Fooled, You Slick Bastids! (#438)
Back to School Suckas (#437)
Ba Da Bump Ba Dump And Kamaru Usman (#436)
This One Got Weird Quickly (#435)
This Kinky Story Is NOT About ME, So Shut UP (#434)
Are You Really Winning Or Losing? (#433)
The Show RETURNS August 1st!
Things That Suck And Don’t Suck At The Same Time (#432)
Mininark Snitchbox (#431)
I’m Back! (#430)
The show returns on May 2nd!
Dream Babies & Chateau LeDogbuttocks (#429)
My Doctor Called Me The Day After My Blood Test (#428)
36 Minutes Of SAT Awesomeness (#427)
The Dumb ”Ish” Defender (#426)
No One Is Their Best Under Pressure (#425)
Does The Punishment Fit The Crime? (#424)
It’s January 3rd 2022... AND I’M BACK! (#423)
New Season Begins January 3rd
8th Anniversary Show And Unreliable Bastids (#422)
Walk And Talk #5 (#421)
Walk And Talk #4 (#420)
A Walk And Talk With S. Anthony #3 (#419)
A Walk And Talk With S. Anthony #2 (#418)
I'm Back Ya Bastids! (#417)
A Walk And Talk With S. Anthony (Special Edition)
The Green Bar (#416)
Shut Your Punk Mouth! (#415)
Making People Feel Bad On Purpose Sucks (#414)
My Weight Machines Want To Kill Me! (#413)
The New Season Starts June 1st!
The Incompetent Mind Of A Bad Boyfriend/Girlfriend (#412)
Mr. And Mrs. Just Enough (#411)
Worst Dancer Ever? ME!? Nah. (#410)
NEW episodes begin on April 5th!
Outgrowing Things (#409)
Which Would YOU Choose, Fame or Money? (#408)
Sometimes Bad Things Happen To Bad People, Enjoy It (#407)
You're Scaring Me Sir! (#406)
Can I Get Some Evolution Please? (#405)
Snow Shopping, A Cute Baby, And A Tiny, Angry Lady (#404)
Season Starts on February 1st
Huuuge Changes! (#403)
Weather Punk (#402)
Lose My Voice? Yes. Delay My Podcast? Nope! (#401)
Living Vicariously (#400)
The Show RETURNS On December 7th!
We'll be back after a short hiatus.
Am I Going To Die? (#399)
The Secret Super Villain Inside US (Guest Episode from The S. Anthony Thomas Show #50) (#398)
Armpit Boy And Dime Man (#397)
The N-Word, Trash Cans, Penises and Electric Sockets (#396)
Sometimes A Pain Increase Leads To A Pain Decrease (#395)
Bat Junk (#394)
5 Million Dollar Beat Down (#393)
Story Time: Joy Suckers (#392)
Goldfishing Your Lady & Divorcing Racism (#391)
Will And Jada And Negative People Around You (#390)
Put The Mask On... Ya Bastids! (#389)
Put On The Mask... Ya Bastids! (#389)
S. Anthony Returns with ALL NEW Episodes on July 5th!
Story Time: Guns To My Face (#388)
New episodes are coming... SOON!
Social Media, F*ck You And Goodbye! (#387)
Quarantines Equal Workouts? Huh? (#386)
I Want To Leave The Damned House And Attack Of The Rib Fat (#385)
You Make Bad Decisions When You Panic (#384)
Captain Question And The Coronavirus (#383)
All NEW Shows begin Monday March 9th!
Yes, I'm Hating On The Youth This Time (#382)
Not Yet Ya Bastids! (#381)
My Last Uncle (#380)
My Gun Violence Story (#379)
I Have Reached My Breaking Point (#378)
Vegan Friends And Sweet Google Lovin' (#377)
I'm Old And Stupid (#376)
The S. Anthony Says Podcast returns on OCTOBER 1ST!
Well, Hello Officers (#375)
So... This is NOT my kid? (#374)
A Sick Friend And Old Dudes Kicking Butt (#373)
This show returns on August 11th
The Show Will Return In August
Lying Supermarkets and Tortoisecupines (#372)
Leaving Earth To Understand? (#371)
Guard Your "Dream Baby" (#370)
Don't Drag Me Into That Crap! (#369)
What's YOUR Loan Level? (#368)
Change Is Good? (#367)
Drunk New York Love (#366)
Phony No More (#365)
Repair Horror Stories (#364)
Losing Is A Drug (#363)
ME, A Morning Person? (#362)
Special Edition: Mr Hintless and Mr Punchalot (From The S Anthony Thomas Show) #361
Thinking Long Term (#360)
*sigh* Okay... (#359)
The Tipping Point (#358)
Camera In The Butt (#357)
Stop... LAUGHING! (#356)
I'm Back! And This Episode Is Weird (#355)
I Live In The REAL WORLD, Sorry (#354)
Talking Babies, An IKEA Scare and Supermarket Fights (#353)
My Doctor's Fingers (#352)
Even Comedians Get Serious Sometimes (#351)
Attack Of The High Voice! (#350)
Does Change Always Suck? (#349)
A Message For My Listeners
Best Of 2017 & 2018 Picked By YOU! (#348)
Eaten By Angry Shark Thoughts (#347)
Laptop Horror Story (#346)
Meet This Podcast's Baby Sister! (#345)
Not... Acceptable (#344)
Evil Tires (#343)
The Love Clock (#342)
Telling On Yourself (#341)
My Vegan Ex And My 50th Birthday (#340)
Old Dad (#339)
Squeaky Brakes, Tailgaters And The UFC (#338)
Your Hometown Team Is Your Kid (#337)
The Old Guy Club (#336)
Gain It, Then Lose It, Then Gain It Again (#335)
Junk Juice and Old Dads (#334)
The Middle Age Reaper (#333)
Food Fights And Gym Arrogance (#332)
Alright, I'm Done Here! (#331)
Guilt (#330)
Black Sheep & Semi A-Holes (329)
The Machines OWN US!! (#328)
I Digress... For An Hour (#327)
Standup Is My Wife (#326)
Winning Habits & Soccer (#325)
I'm Back! (#324)
Beautiful Quicksand and a "First Five" Update (#323)
Lonely Sundays & Hot Coals (#322)
Beware The Mental Bodyguard (#320)
The Truth, Mother's Day & Hater Friends (#319)
Cop Stops & Granny Sweetbutt (#318)
#BastidArmy Favorites (#317)
The Big Five Oooh! (#316)
Starbucks & Super Sexy Cops (#315)
Conor McGregor & Conspiracy Theories (#314)
Butt Whippings & Body Fat (#313)
Slaps, Vegans & Facebook Data (#312)
I Am... THE CHOCOLATE TICKET! (#311)
Wait a SECOND! (#310)
The Severely Sleep Deprived Episode (#309)
The Legend of "Blook" & "Puddin'" (#308)
Outtakes And Extras (#307)
S. Anthony Is PERVPROOF! (#306)
Eagles...Super Bowl CHAMPS! (#305)
Me Happy = Wrong & Granny Sweetbutt Returns (#304)
#SAnthonyHelpsYOU (#303)
Hawaii Nuke Scare And Being My Own Best Friend (#302)
Hi Facebook! Bye Facebook? (#301)
Eff Resolutions & I Could Never Be In A Cult (#300)
The Comedian's Gift (#299)
I Was In The E.R. For 11hrs (#298)