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S. Anthony Says... — 304 episodes
Salt, Pepper, Ketchup, And Good Good Lovin' (#519)
Just Because Someone is CLOSE To You Doesn't Mean They're Close To YOU (#518)
Good People, Bad Moments (#517)
Back Of The Refrigerator People (#516)
Sometimes it's okay to see something and shut up (#515)
First Five (#321)
Bullies, Slavery, Kids Cereal and Me (#297)
The Good and Bad Of Oldbastidness (#296)
Updates, My Ex & Weekday Drama (#295)
Juries, Trust & Weight Loss (#294)
Sweetbutt & Tinkleteeth (#293)
A Bug On My Sandwich (#292)
I'm 49, SO WHAT!? (#291)
4 Year Anniversary! (#290)
The Comment Section (#289)
Meanness & RIP Nephews (#288)
To Forgive Or Erase (#287)
Serious Stuff and the Pizza Kisser (#286)
Canelo vs GGG, Talking Pills & Me (#285)
Hide ME! (#284)
The Emotional Concussion Protocol (#283)
Mayweather, McGregor & Dead Cats (#282)
Piece Of Crap Relative Island (#281)
Vertigo... for EVERYBODY! (#280)
BEST. IDEA. EVER! (#279)
Baby Spit and Dirty Garages (#278)
Black Friday EVERYWHERE! (#277)
Three's Company... Yum! (#276)
N-Words, Porn Stars & Exterminators (#275)
Flirting, Netflix & Witness Protection (#274)
Best Of 2013 to 2016 (#273)
Black Like ME (#272)
Homeless S., & RIP Uncle Jimmy (#271)
My Near Goodbye: A Mini Episode (#270)
Chest Yummies & Sewer Rats (#269)
BoomBoomJigety And Manipulation (#268)
Mother's Day Confessions (#267)
Granny Sweetbutt (#266)
A Dog Named "Kid Eater" (#265)
The Can't Take A Hint Society (#264)
Eff EVERYBODY! (#263)
Dum Dum McTroubleStarter (#262)
S-Town And Printer Hate (#261)
Yeeeeeah Jack! (#260)
He Made It To 45? (#259)
BoyfriHusband? Me? (#258)
Sandwich Banger (#257)
Junk Food Bachelor Party (#256)
Boob Fatigue (#255)
The Revenge Menu (#254)
Super Bowl Party Horror (#253)
Sundays Without Football Suck! (#252)
Punchy McKicksalot (#251)
Armpit Water (#250)
Snow Spots & My Old Ex (#249)
Pterodactyl Droppings (#248)
Christmas And Kid Spit (#247)
Fix My Stuff Man! (#246)
Hands Off The Baby Seals! (#245)
Resolutions & Tapouts (#244)
Things You CAN'T Unsee (#243)
Punk Whine (#242)
Drunk Uncles, Pies & Elections (#241)
SatisfAssBust (#240)
Razor Blade Cupcake (#239)
Third Anniversary Show (#238)
Bugs are Bastids & RIP Uncle Jr (#237)
Bad Teeth and Bad Friends (#236)
Know Your Value (#235)
I Admit NOTHING! (#234)
My Weirdest Show (#233)
My Humiliation Story (#232)
Hostages, Kaepernick & Armpits (#231)
UFC vs NFL and a Yummy Lady (#230)
Love, Lies and Lochte (#229)
The Underbreath Police (#228)
4 Pissed Fat Dudes And ME (#227)
Old and Slick (#226)
Trolls and Goals (#225)
Guard Your Egg (#224)
Comedy and Tragedy (#223)
Shame, BBQs & Smartphones
My Tires Are Racist (#221)
Advice From S. (#220)
DropKickAble (#219)
Store Wars and RIP Ali (#218)
Pee Pee Back (#217)
Dogs and Jenga (#216)
Nude Beaches and Scumbags (#215)
Fun Blasters (#214)
Test Begging (#213)
Complaints and a Goodbye to Prince (#212)
I'm Old (#211)
Shut Up Grandma (#210)
The 50 Bang Theory (#209)
A Can of Soup to the Nose (#208)
Jealousy and Shrinkage (#207)
Super Gross Family (#206)
Me Ranting and Rambling (#205)
"Whine" Tasting (#204)
YOUR Dirty Mind (#203)
Valentine's Day Sucks! (#202)
Post Milestone Blues(#201)
Episode Two Hundred! Yay! (#200)
Blizzards and Oscars (#199)
Shame is GOOD! (#198)
Don't Wear Out Your Welcome (#197)
Me Rambling Like An Idiot (#196)
It's Over For Ya! (#195)
Me, jealous? Nah. (#194)
You are NOT an A-Hole (#193)
Bup Bup Buped By A Cop (#192)
Delicious Cupcakes & Me (#191)
Old Dudes, STOP IT! (#190)
My Camry, Ronda Rousey & Paris (#189)
It's Okay to "Take an L" (#188)
Don't Judge Me Ya Bastids! (#187)
Tuna Hoagies and Barbecue Sauce (#186)
Meeting My Dad & My Amazon Rant (#185)
The Eviction Countdown (#184)
The Love Drug (#183)
Pre-Pissed Off (#182)
Approval Eyes (#181)
Dollar Store Disrespect (#180)
Trash Truck Juice (#179)
Lazy... or Stupid? (#178)
I'm wearing Rooster Drawers Man! (#177)
A Microwave Strapped to the Buttocks (#176)
Complaint Travel Pack (#175)
Dash Cam Hate Speech (#174)
No more porn for ME! (#173)
Is S. Anthony afraid to do stand up again? (#172)
I am NOT your water ho! (#171)
The legend of Bottle Rocket Buttocks (#170)
No, YOU'RE too old for her! & N word prizes? (#169)
Hot Dog Cart Man, Lying Doctors & Bigots (#168)
I love my car's air conditioner more than I love most people (#167)
Desert Islands, Lost love & Caitlyn Jenner (#166)
Fatigue, Floods & Buttocks Air (#165)
You DON'T want to know! (#164)
You don't taste good anymore (#163)
Back Pain is a BULLY! (#162)
YOUR car is YOUR rolling KINGDOM! (#161)
Shopping Sucks! (#160)
Exit interview? Hell no! (#159)
EVERYTHING is flirting (#158)
Get out punk! (#157)
Relationship Practice Dummy (#156)
YOU are an app (#155)
Go ahead, wish bad stuff on your worst enemy (#154)
Outtakes and Extras (#153)
Sour Cream Butt (#152)
I love ya, but still go bleep yourself (#151)
The Evil Person Grade Curve (#150)
A Flying Ketchup Bottle to the Face (#149)
The Mafia Boss called Old Age (#148)
Ever Had a Lion Taste Your face? (#147)
The Death of "Kid Filth" (#146)
The Sun Tzu of getting it on (#145)
Moment Milkers must be stopped! (#144)
Open Marriages, Mean for no reason (#143)
Funny stories, Merry Christmas & Something Serious (#142)
Dumb Greedy vs Smart Greedy (#141)
The Art of Shutting up (#140)
Punks, Chumps & Losers (#139)
Comedy and Tragedy (#138)
Embarrassing Stories (#137)
Politicians, Spouses, Passive Aggression & Apathy (#136)
I'm weird for saying this, you're weirder for listening (#135)
I ate WHAT!?! (#134)
Cuteiful Women, Crazy Cats, Rich Bastids and Religion (#133)
I have lost my mind, this episode is proof (#132)
NFL = Relationships, Gay Marriage, A Mugging? (#131)
Pre-Consequences, Anvils and Turbos (#130)
Thieves, Bent iPhones, Guilty Pleasures and Thank Yous (#129)
Adrian Peterson, Ray Rice, Weed and How life is like traffic (#128)
Famous friends, Jealousy and Finding YOUR Thing (#127)
Leaked celeb pics, Ruined Vacations, MMA wannabes (#126)
Listening to this will make you question my sanity (#125)
IKEA, Getting old and Ferguson (#124)
Dumped and Fired on the same day (#123)
Ha! + Shout-outs + Real Talk = THIS Episode (#122)
Dumb Bastards, Ray Rice & Prejudging (#121)
Why am I admitting this? (#120)
Malia, Jada and a Scary Doctor visit (#119)
We are all crash test dummies (#118)
A Facebook takedown, "Venting" friends who attack YOU, We should stamp "Asshole" on Assholes, The Supreme CwhoreT (#117)
If animals were smart as us... oh shit!, A Jeremy Meeks rant, Money = Auto-tune (#116)
Being shamed by Idiots, being beaten by your young family members and the Redskins name change controversy (#115)
Athletes vs Sex Symbols (#114)
The Great Fast Food Robbery (#113)
Familiarity breeds contempt (#112)
Random Rant (#111)
Life's Valet Keys (#110)
So, you OWN things? Bwahaha! Nope. (#109)
I was an Idiot (#108)
The "Bad Boy Button" (#107)
Making Invisible People Visible (#106)
Bring Back Our Girls. A rant by me (#105)
Live, LIVE, Lívé (#104)
Lies, Heartbreak, and a Crashed Computer (#103)
You have to KILL THEM! (#102)
Learn how to read people, OR ELSE! (#101)
The A-Hole Defense Shield (#100)
Donald Sterling is a Symptom (#99)
The Ethnic Tourist & Email Questions (#98)
Criminal Activities=Adult Tantrums (#97)
"The Bundy Ranch Idiocy" (#96)
Screw the stick, give me the carrot! (#95)
Would YOU take back a cheater? (#94)
Guy calls me the "N" word, my response shocks him (#93)
"The World" is an ASSHOLE! (#92)
Power. A rant by me. (#91)
Wasting time is for idiots! (#90)
Selfless? No, just less selfish (#89)
Jealousy, Old Balls and Bullets (#88)
Hey fear, kiss my ass (#87)
Horrible relatives & The Dollar Store (#86)
The Stephen Colbert controversy and women out of your league (#85)
The TWO types of nudity (#84)
"(EVERYTHING) Fatigue" (#83)
The Power of TOO and Renaming Lies (#82)
Picking the Shiny rock and dating a Lupita Nyong'o "look alike" (#81)
Computers get to "System Restore", Humans need to "Update" (#80)
Christie vs Tesla, The Koch Brothers, I get scared by a huge dog and dealing with adversity (#79)
Don't co-sign an idiot being an idiot (#78)
Irrational Obama Hatred and Gay people make things better (#77)
Asshole cab driver and a Crazy ex (#76)
More from the road with S. Anthony (#75)
S. Anthony on the road (#74)
Food poisoning and Bad relationships (#73)
The "Go eff yourself card" (#72)
Jan Brewer... Arizona... Superhero? Huh? (#71)
The grass isn't always greener knuckleheads!!! (#70)
Hatred ISN'T normal - Arizona anti-gay law and other world problems (#69)
Celebrity privacy, Yummy women and Being nice to strangers (#68)
A showbiz story and My NEW rules for getting Olympic Medals (#67)
Beautiful Nuts & Old Man Walking (#66)
You greedy BASTARDS! (#65)
Me talking MORE sh*t about The Olympics (#64)
A serious moment: The Jordan Davis / Michael Dunn Trial (#63)
Gay NFL Players (#62)
The Two types of poor and Reality is your best and worst friend (#61)
People need motivation and Overhearing my girlfriend talk about me (#60)
Sex is a drug & Don't get mad and break YOUR stuff (#59)
Me talking sh*t about The Olympics Opening Ceremony (#58)
Food Auditions, DMX vs Zimmerman, Weed and Friends with Benefits (#57)
FOR ADULTS! (#56)
Blacksploitation Films and the dangers of having the wrong label (#55)
My recent trip to the Emergency Room (#54)
Perfection and the "Ass whip quota" (#53)
Marriage vs Politics and more teasing of Florida (#52)
Life lessons from Bruce Lee, Tiger Woods and traffic jams (#51)
Some people are like medicine, they can only be taken in small doses (#50)
Advice from me to Justin Bieber and Rob Ford (#49)
I'm an uncle AGAIN & Fake apologies (#48)
How to STILL have sex even if you have kids (#47)
No, YOU'RE old! & Yup, STILL single (#46)
Florida... STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE! (#45)
NSA suck it!, People are NFL teams and The Botox police (#44)
Don't fear street whores, fear the ones in robes and suits (#43)
Gold diggers, come and get me! (#42)
Bad environment, bad results and the I'll kill ya face (#41)
An anniversary passes and my life changes forever (#40)
Don't trust nice people & 70s era icon lust (#39)
Man-ass water & Mrs. Eve Villbitch (#38)
Being alone & Those movies aren't MINE! (#37)
Idiot friends fighting over Facebook (#36)
S. Anthony's 2014 wishes...for YOU!
Lame ass parents, spouses and friends (#35)
A sleepy me rambling like an idiot on Christmas (#34)
He said WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?! (#33)
The Duck Dynasty racism controversy and other stars that say stupid crap (#32)
Affluenza. A rant by me. (#31)
I am a cocoa Dr Who (#30)
Attacked with helpfulness & being friends with an ex (#29)
The standup show that changed my life (#28)
Celebrity Hate and a Missing Kidney (#27)
Superman, Neo and my gorgeous ex girlfriend are the same (#26)
Hot women... it's time to date the "ordinary" (#25)
The Knockout Game (#24)
The OTHER "Secret" aka avoiding dream killers (#23)
F*ck Black Friday (#22)
A warm heartfelt Thanksgiving message from the S man (#21)
Will I STILL be mad about this crap in 3 hours? (#20)
Listening to your woman (#19)
Knowing when to shut up (#18)
It's time for a change (#17)
Getting old...maybe it's not so bad & internet trolls suck (#16)
Life is like sports...NEVER let it go to to the judges (#15)
The boyfriend trap and other tales (#14)
Car chases, my carjacking & a weaponless mugger (#13)
Delicious buttocks, Black Friday, Armpits and other weirdness (#12)
What NOT to say to your girlfriend and other man advice (#11)
Is there any Loyalty in the world? (#10)
I was bullied too (#9)
Punishments don't fit the crime, the NSA & how A-holes rule the world (#8)
Making life easy, Twitter, Ellipsis A-holes & Trouble saying the N Word (#7)
Some people are pieces of crap (#6)
A serious moment & Keep your sex secrets to yourself (#5)
The HIV Test...The Moment...The Result (#4)
Relationships have a shelf life. Do you agree? (#3)
Classroom humiliation & Crazy girlfriends (#2)
Late night sex, Miley Cyrus and An old enemy gets it (#1)