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S. Anthony Says... — 300 episodes

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1

Sometimes it's okay to see something and shut up #(515)

2

First Five (#321)

3

Bullies, Slavery, Kids Cereal and Me (#297)

4

The Good and Bad Of Oldbastidness (#296)

5

Updates, My Ex & Weekday Drama (#295)

6

Juries, Trust & Weight Loss (#294)

7

Sweetbutt & Tinkleteeth (#293)

8

A Bug On My Sandwich (#292)

9

I'm 49, SO WHAT!? (#291)

10

4 Year Anniversary! (#290)

11

The Comment Section (#289)

12

Meanness & RIP Nephews (#288)

13

To Forgive Or Erase (#287)

14

Serious Stuff and the Pizza Kisser (#286)

15

Canelo vs GGG, Talking Pills & Me (#285)

16

Hide ME! (#284)

17

The Emotional Concussion Protocol (#283)

18

Mayweather, McGregor & Dead Cats (#282)

19

Piece Of Crap Relative Island (#281)

20

Vertigo... for EVERYBODY! (#280)

21

BEST. IDEA. EVER! (#279)

22

Baby Spit and Dirty Garages (#278)

23

Black Friday EVERYWHERE! (#277)

24

Three's Company... Yum! (#276)

25

N-Words, Porn Stars & Exterminators (#275)

26

Flirting, Netflix & Witness Protection (#274)

27

Best Of 2013 to 2016 (#273)

28

Black Like ME (#272)

29

Homeless S., & RIP Uncle Jimmy (#271)

30

My Near Goodbye: A Mini Episode (#270)

31

Chest Yummies & Sewer Rats (#269)

32

BoomBoomJigety And Manipulation (#268)

33

Mother's Day Confessions (#267)

34

Granny Sweetbutt (#266)

35

A Dog Named "Kid Eater" (#265)

36

The Can't Take A Hint Society (#264)

37

Eff EVERYBODY! (#263)

38

Dum Dum McTroubleStarter (#262)

39

S-Town And Printer Hate (#261)

40

Yeeeeeah Jack! (#260)

41

He Made It To 45? (#259)

42

BoyfriHusband? Me? (#258)

43

Sandwich Banger (#257)

44

Junk Food Bachelor Party (#256)

45

Boob Fatigue (#255)

46

The Revenge Menu (#254)

47

Super Bowl Party Horror (#253)

48

Sundays Without Football Suck! (#252)

49

Punchy McKicksalot (#251)

50

Armpit Water (#250)

51

Snow Spots & My Old Ex (#249)

52

Pterodactyl Droppings (#248)

53

Christmas And Kid Spit (#247)

54

Fix My Stuff Man! (#246)

55

Hands Off The Baby Seals! (#245)

56

Resolutions & Tapouts (#244)

57

Things You CAN'T Unsee (#243)

58

Punk Whine (#242)

59

Drunk Uncles, Pies & Elections (#241)

60

SatisfAssBust (#240)

61

Razor Blade Cupcake (#239)

62

Third Anniversary Show (#238)

63

Bugs are Bastids & RIP Uncle Jr (#237)

64

Bad Teeth and Bad Friends (#236)

65

Know Your Value (#235)

66

I Admit NOTHING! (#234)

67

My Weirdest Show (#233)

68

My Humiliation Story (#232)

69

Hostages, Kaepernick & Armpits (#231)

70

UFC vs NFL and a Yummy Lady (#230)

71

Love, Lies and Lochte (#229)

72

The Underbreath Police (#228)

73

4 Pissed Fat Dudes And ME (#227)

74

Old and Slick (#226)

75

Trolls and Goals (#225)

76

Guard Your Egg (#224)

77

Comedy and Tragedy (#223)

78

Shame, BBQs & Smartphones

79

My Tires Are Racist (#221)

80

Advice From S. (#220)

81

DropKickAble (#219)

82

Store Wars and RIP Ali (#218)

83

Pee Pee Back (#217)

84

Dogs and Jenga (#216)

85

Nude Beaches and Scumbags (#215)

86

Fun Blasters (#214)

87

Test Begging (#213)

88

Complaints and a Goodbye to Prince (#212)

89

I'm Old (#211)

90

Shut Up Grandma (#210)

91

The 50 Bang Theory (#209)

92

A Can of Soup to the Nose (#208)

93

Jealousy and Shrinkage (#207)

94

Super Gross Family (#206)

95

Me Ranting and Rambling (#205)

96

"Whine" Tasting (#204)

97

YOUR Dirty Mind (#203)

98

Valentine's Day Sucks! (#202)

99

Post Milestone Blues(#201)

100

Episode Two Hundred! Yay! (#200)

101

Blizzards and Oscars (#199)

102

Shame is GOOD! (#198)

103

Don't Wear Out Your Welcome (#197)

104

Me Rambling Like An Idiot (#196)

105

It's Over For Ya! (#195)

106

Me, jealous? Nah. (#194)

107

You are NOT an A-Hole (#193)

108

Bup Bup Buped By A Cop (#192)

109

Delicious Cupcakes & Me (#191)

110

Old Dudes, STOP IT! (#190)

111

My Camry, Ronda Rousey & Paris (#189)

112

It's Okay to "Take an L" (#188)

113

Don't Judge Me Ya Bastids! (#187)

114

Tuna Hoagies and Barbecue Sauce (#186)

115

Meeting My Dad & My Amazon Rant (#185)

116

The Eviction Countdown (#184)

117

The Love Drug (#183)

118

Pre-Pissed Off (#182)

119

Approval Eyes (#181)

120

Dollar Store Disrespect (#180)

121

Trash Truck Juice (#179)

122

Lazy... or Stupid? (#178)

123

I'm wearing Rooster Drawers Man! (#177)

124

A Microwave Strapped to the Buttocks (#176)

125

Complaint Travel Pack (#175)

126

Dash Cam Hate Speech (#174)

127

No more porn for ME! (#173)

128

Is S. Anthony afraid to do stand up again? (#172)

129

I am NOT your water ho! (#171)

130

The legend of Bottle Rocket Buttocks (#170)

131

No, YOU'RE too old for her! & N word prizes? (#169)

132

Hot Dog Cart Man, Lying Doctors & Bigots (#168)

133

I love my car's air conditioner more than I love most people (#167)

134

Desert Islands, Lost love & Caitlyn Jenner (#166)

135

Fatigue, Floods & Buttocks Air (#165)

136

You DON'T want to know! (#164)

137

You don't taste good anymore (#163)

138

Back Pain is a BULLY! (#162)

139

YOUR car is YOUR rolling KINGDOM! (#161)

140

Shopping Sucks! (#160)

141

Exit interview? Hell no! (#159)

142

EVERYTHING is flirting (#158)

143

Get out punk! (#157)

144

Relationship Practice Dummy (#156)

145

YOU are an app (#155)

146

Go ahead, wish bad stuff on your worst enemy (#154)

147

Outtakes and Extras (#153)

148

Sour Cream Butt (#152)

149

I love ya, but still go bleep yourself (#151)

150

The Evil Person Grade Curve (#150)

151

A Flying Ketchup Bottle to the Face (#149)

152

The Mafia Boss called Old Age (#148)

153

Ever Had a Lion Taste Your face? (#147)

154

The Death of "Kid Filth" (#146)

155

The Sun Tzu of getting it on (#145)

156

Moment Milkers must be stopped! (#144)

157

Open Marriages, Mean for no reason (#143)

158

Funny stories, Merry Christmas & Something Serious (#142)

159

Dumb Greedy vs Smart Greedy (#141)

160

The Art of Shutting up (#140)

161

Punks, Chumps & Losers (#139)

162

Comedy and Tragedy (#138)

163

Embarrassing Stories (#137)

164

Politicians, Spouses, Passive Aggression & Apathy (#136)

165

I'm weird for saying this, you're weirder for listening (#135)

166

I ate WHAT!?! (#134)

167

Cuteiful Women, Crazy Cats, Rich Bastids and Religion (#133)

168

I have lost my mind, this episode is proof (#132)

169

NFL = Relationships, Gay Marriage, A Mugging? (#131)

170

Pre-Consequences, Anvils and Turbos (#130)

171

Thieves, Bent iPhones, Guilty Pleasures and Thank Yous (#129)

172

Adrian Peterson, Ray Rice, Weed and How life is like traffic (#128)

173

Famous friends, Jealousy and Finding YOUR Thing (#127)

174

Leaked celeb pics, Ruined Vacations, MMA wannabes (#126)

175

Listening to this will make you question my sanity (#125)

176

IKEA, Getting old and Ferguson (#124)

177

Dumped and Fired on the same day (#123)

178

Ha! + Shout-outs + Real Talk = THIS Episode (#122)

179

Dumb Bastards, Ray Rice & Prejudging (#121)

180

Why am I admitting this? (#120)

181

Malia, Jada and a Scary Doctor visit (#119)

182

We are all crash test dummies (#118)

183

A Facebook takedown, "Venting" friends who attack YOU, We should stamp "Asshole" on Assholes, The Supreme CwhoreT (#117)

184

If animals were smart as us... oh shit!, A Jeremy Meeks rant, Money = Auto-tune (#116)

185

Being shamed by Idiots, being beaten by your young family members and the Redskins name change controversy (#115)

186

Athletes vs Sex Symbols (#114)

187

The Great Fast Food Robbery (#113)

188

Familiarity breeds contempt (#112)

189

Random Rant (#111)

190

Life's Valet Keys (#110)

191

So, you OWN things? Bwahaha! Nope. (#109)

192

I was an Idiot (#108)

193

The "Bad Boy Button" (#107)

194

Making Invisible People Visible (#106)

195

Bring Back Our Girls. A rant by me (#105)

196

Live, LIVE, Lívé (#104)

197

Lies, Heartbreak, and a Crashed Computer (#103)

198

You have to KILL THEM! (#102)

199

Learn how to read people, OR ELSE! (#101)

200

The A-Hole Defense Shield (#100)

201

Donald Sterling is a Symptom (#99)

202

The Ethnic Tourist & Email Questions (#98)

203

Criminal Activities=Adult Tantrums (#97)

204

"The Bundy Ranch Idiocy" (#96)

205

Screw the stick, give me the carrot! (#95)

206

Would YOU take back a cheater? (#94)

207

Guy calls me the "N" word, my response shocks him (#93)

208

"The World" is an ASSHOLE! (#92)

209

Power. A rant by me. (#91)

210

Wasting time is for idiots! (#90)

211

Selfless? No, just less selfish (#89)

212

Jealousy, Old Balls and Bullets (#88)

213

Hey fear, kiss my ass (#87)

214

Horrible relatives & The Dollar Store (#86)

215

The Stephen Colbert controversy and women out of your league (#85)

216

The TWO types of nudity (#84)

217

"(EVERYTHING) Fatigue" (#83)

218

The Power of TOO and Renaming Lies (#82)

219

Picking the Shiny rock and dating a Lupita Nyong'o "look alike" (#81)

220

Computers get to "System Restore", Humans need to "Update" (#80)

221

Christie vs Tesla, The Koch Brothers, I get scared by a huge dog and dealing with adversity (#79)

222

Don't co-sign an idiot being an idiot (#78)

223

Irrational Obama Hatred and Gay people make things better (#77)

224

Asshole cab driver and a Crazy ex (#76)

225

More from the road with S. Anthony (#75)

226

S. Anthony on the road (#74)

227

Food poisoning and Bad relationships (#73)

228

The "Go eff yourself card" (#72)

229

Jan Brewer... Arizona... Superhero? Huh? (#71)

230

The grass isn't always greener knuckleheads!!! (#70)

231

Hatred ISN'T normal - Arizona anti-gay law and other world problems (#69)

232

Celebrity privacy, Yummy women and Being nice to strangers (#68)

233

A showbiz story and My NEW rules for getting Olympic Medals (#67)

234

Beautiful Nuts & Old Man Walking (#66)

235

You greedy BASTARDS! (#65)

236

Me talking MORE sh*t about The Olympics (#64)

237

A serious moment: The Jordan Davis / Michael Dunn Trial (#63)

238

Gay NFL Players (#62)

239

The Two types of poor and Reality is your best and worst friend (#61)

240

People need motivation and Overhearing my girlfriend talk about me (#60)

241

Sex is a drug & Don't get mad and break YOUR stuff (#59)

242

Me talking sh*t about The Olympics Opening Ceremony (#58)

243

Food Auditions, DMX vs Zimmerman, Weed and Friends with Benefits (#57)

244

FOR ADULTS! (#56)

245

Blacksploitation Films and the dangers of having the wrong label (#55)

246

My recent trip to the Emergency Room (#54)

247

Perfection and the "Ass whip quota" (#53)

248

Marriage vs Politics and more teasing of Florida (#52)

249

Life lessons from Bruce Lee, Tiger Woods and traffic jams (#51)

250

Some people are like medicine, they can only be taken in small doses (#50)

251

Advice from me to Justin Bieber and Rob Ford (#49)

252

I'm an uncle AGAIN & Fake apologies (#48)

253

How to STILL have sex even if you have kids (#47)

254

No, YOU'RE old! & Yup, STILL single (#46)

255

Florida... STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE! (#45)

256

NSA suck it!, People are NFL teams and The Botox police (#44)

257

Don't fear street whores, fear the ones in robes and suits (#43)

258

Gold diggers, come and get me! (#42)

259

Bad environment, bad results and the I'll kill ya face (#41)

260

An anniversary passes and my life changes forever (#40)

261

Don't trust nice people & 70s era icon lust (#39)

262

Man-ass water & Mrs. Eve Villbitch (#38)

263

Being alone & Those movies aren't MINE! (#37)

264

Idiot friends fighting over Facebook (#36)

265

S. Anthony's 2014 wishes...for YOU!

266

Lame ass parents, spouses and friends (#35)

267

A sleepy me rambling like an idiot on Christmas (#34)

268

He said WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?! (#33)

269

The Duck Dynasty racism controversy and other stars that say stupid crap (#32)

270

Affluenza. A rant by me. (#31)

271

I am a cocoa Dr Who (#30)

272

Attacked with helpfulness & being friends with an ex (#29)

273

The standup show that changed my life (#28)

274

Celebrity Hate and a Missing Kidney (#27)

275

Superman, Neo and my gorgeous ex girlfriend are the same (#26)

276

Hot women... it's time to date the "ordinary" (#25)

277

The Knockout Game (#24)

278

The OTHER "Secret" aka avoiding dream killers (#23)

279

F*ck Black Friday (#22)

280

A warm heartfelt Thanksgiving message from the S man (#21)

281

Will I STILL be mad about this crap in 3 hours? (#20)

282

Listening to your woman (#19)

283

Knowing when to shut up (#18)

284

It's time for a change (#17)

285

Getting old...maybe it's not so bad & internet trolls suck (#16)

286

Life is like sports...NEVER let it go to to the judges (#15)

287

The boyfriend trap and other tales (#14)

288

Car chases, my carjacking & a weaponless mugger (#13)

289

Delicious buttocks, Black Friday, Armpits and other weirdness (#12)

290

What NOT to say to your girlfriend and other man advice (#11)

291

Is there any Loyalty in the world? (#10)

292

I was bullied too (#9)

293

Punishments don't fit the crime, the NSA & how A-holes rule the world (#8)

294

Making life easy, Twitter, Ellipsis A-holes & Trouble saying the N Word (#7)

295

Some people are pieces of crap (#6)

296

A serious moment & Keep your sex secrets to yourself (#5)

297

The HIV Test...The Moment...The Result (#4)

298

Relationships have a shelf life. Do you agree? (#3)

299

Classroom humiliation & Crazy girlfriends (#2)

300

Late night sex, Miley Cyrus and An old enemy gets it (#1)