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s.e.p. with scott edward phelps — 100 episodes

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Demagogue, Dixie And Doc Takes A Holliday...

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X Not Only Marks The Spot, It Marks The Ballot, Too...

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The Half Of It?...Hell, He Doesn't Know The Tenth Of It...

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...A "Timely" Suggestion...

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It Came Upon A Midnight Clear Grasp Of The Obvious...

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Hey, You Look Like Death Warmed Over...But, Good News...The Dow is In The Pink...Well, Actually, Black

7

Tippecanoe...And Up Yours, Too...

8

On Good Intentions...And The Paving Of Roads...

9

Uh, Merci' For Nothin', There, Ben....

10

He Has A Hose, An Axe And Some Game...Let's Not Let That "In Training" Badge Allow The House To Burn Down...

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Dinosaurs, Dodo Birds...And Republicans...

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Howdeee...We're Just So Proud We Lived There...

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Aim High...Or, At The Very Least, Actually Aim...

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Dark On The Outside, Bright Light On The Inside...And Vice Versa...

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All Americans Are Equal...Unless They Are More American Than Other Americans...

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Stark Raving Mad...Like A Fox...

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The X Factor, As It Turns Out, Is Actually The X Factor...

18

If You Think About It, Gravestones Are Little Walls, Too...

19

It's Time To Talk Some Plane Truth...

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One From Column A, One From Column B, None From The King James Version

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It Doesn't, It Won't, It Can't, It's Not, It Is And It Isn't...But, Mostly, It Just Shouldn't...

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There She Is...Myth America...

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Saving The Soul...Not So Simple Economics...

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Uncompromisin', Enterprisin', Anything But Tranquilizin'....

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We're Not The Jet Set...We're The Divided As It Gets Set

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Einstein...In Need Of A Little Refurb...

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Stop! And We'll Shoot

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Throwing Rice, Hurling Insults...America Has Forgotten The Difference..

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The Irony Of 'Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid' Is Going To Be Epic

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Thank God For The Spoof...Because The Truth...Would Be Unbearable...

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Sometimes, Ya Gotta Go Down In Order To Go Back Up

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God Save The King...Just Do It Somewhere Else

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A Revolution To Acquire Matches Suddenly Seems Ill Advised In The Bright Light Of The House Burning Down

34

It's Not Always About Politics...Well, Actually, It Kinda Is...

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Sadly, Normal, Like Freedom, Is A Matter of Perspective...

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Spacious Skies, Amber Waves And Any Damn Gun Any Damn Time

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Time To Change The Rules On The Rules For Deciding Who Rules...

38

DQ Blizzards...And Wheat Grass Smoothies...

39

The Truth , The Whole Truth And Nothing Coming Close To Resembling The Truth

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Under The Right Circumstances, "It's All Downhill From Here" Would Be Wonderful News...

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It's Like Saying Jim Jones Was A Little Domineering

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My Demagogue's Better Than Your Democrat

43

Talk Radio...With A Capital T...And That Rhymes With P...

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But, Darlings, Most Of All, He Loves How You Love Him...

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All Americans Are Equal...Unless They Are More American Than Other Americans

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The Whole Truth And Nothing But, Give Or Take, So To Speak

47

The Road To Hell...Take A Right Off Wall Street

48

Russia and China Might Fear The Attack Of The Clones...The Clowns?...Nah

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It's Not A Cliche'...Actually, It's A Code

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It's Not The Wall You Need To Worry About...It's The Wall

51

If Media Makes You Mad, Don't Blame Mrs. Smith

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Give Me Liberty...That's It...Right Now...Hand It Over

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When It Comes To Donald, Elsa's Had The Right Idea All Along

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Them Horse Drawn Carriages Ain't Gonna Get Us Nowhere, Neither

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And The Lord Said, I Am Jesus...And I Approved This Message

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What Part Of You Get What You Pay For Is Confusing You?

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When You Can't Tell A Wall From A Hole In The Ground

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Wipe Off Blackface...There's White Underneath...Scratch Whiteness...Find A Different Kind Of Blackness...

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Misplaced Lies The Crown Above The Orange Head

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You Say You'll Keep Your Resolution...We'd All Love To See The Plan

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The Punchline, Adjusted For The Season, Includes 'Reindeer Poop'

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The PO in POTUS Doesn't Stand For Plain Ol'

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This Little Light Of Ours...We Need To Make Sure We Continue To Let It Shine...

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The Not Every Week Weekly Wrap Up

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Where Even Cousin Eddie Could Become The Presumptive Favorite

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Baby, We've Got Bigger Problems Than It Being Cold Outside

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Did You Ever Know That They're My Heroes

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When It Comes To The Really Big Game, A Lot Of You Got Rooked...

69

Christmas...One Massively Huge Selfie...

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It's Not About Left Or Right...Just Doing What's Right...

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What's Past Is Prologue

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E Pluribus Uh...Nope

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No Spiced Goat's Cheese & Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream For You Until You Finish Your Laundry Detergent

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Stark Raving Mad Like A Fox

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The Difference Is As Clear As The Day Is Long

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You Extend The Pinky...We'll Cover You On The Other Finger...

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Don't Sweat Liberal Vs Conservative...It's Ducks Vs Martians Gonna Do Us In

78

Office Politics...Two Words...And One Word

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Sorry, Folks...Park's Closed...Bald Eagle Out Front Shoulda Told Ya...

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Don't Waste Your Ammunition...

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Turns Out, We Did Know, Then, What We Know Now

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Two Steps Forward, Five Stomps Back

83

Less Than Less Than Zero

84

Abandon Hope, All Ye Who See Me Wearing The Red Cap

85

Let Me Explain What You Need To Think...So, You'll Think I Get It

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Hark, The Herald Angels Sing...Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot...

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It Is What It Is...No Matter What It Is You Want It To Be

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When It Comes To Christianity These Days, X Marks The Spot

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To Tell The Truth, Facts Are Facts...And That's The Truth

90

Fear, Actually, Could Possibly Be Eliminated With The Flick Of A Switch

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Don't Think I'm Cray Cray, But, I'm Definitely Sorry, Not Sorry...Just Sayin

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The Only Thing We Have To Fear...Is His Fear

93

I Hear You Knockin...But You're Not Registered As A Republican Or Democrat...So, You Can't Come In...

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Apparently, This Whole 'You Can't Take It With You' Thing Has Been Reassessed

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Idiomatic...Idiotic...So Close..And, Yet, So Close...

96

When Abnormal Becomes Normal, It's Normally A Bad Thing

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...The Bully Pulpit...

98

We Showed You, Didn't We?....End Of The World?...Whatever...We Showed You, Didn't We?

99

R-E-S-P-E-C-T...Trumping MAGA Since 2018

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Like Flicking A BIC In The Middle Of A Raging Forest Fire