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Sad Bois FC — 248 episodes

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1

The Lewandowski Problem

2

Private Equity and Shareholder Value!

3

Bosnia Finally Goes to Golden Gate

4

It's a Whole World (Cup) Out There

5

A Chaotic World Cup Preview

6

The Donut is in The Fridge

7

Too Many Johns

8

A War on Tanking

9

Trying Not To Die

10

Two Whole Bagels

11

Korean Paczkis

12

This Is All About Philip Rivers, BTW

13

Rotisserie Chicken

14

Looking for Logan (Pause)

15

When Losing Becomes a Memory

16

Sometimes Maybe Good, Sometimes Maybe-

17

i wanna go home

18

I'm Afraid to Face God

19

Finding God at the Maid Cafe

20

A Normal Amount of Donuts

21

Who is Tyler Shogun?

22

Stuck in the Bathroom

23

The Tutorial Stage

24

The End of Sad Bois?

25

Kobe Drops 30 Points in 30 Minutes

26

The Live Episode

27

The End of History

28

Back From Bowl Season

29

Flushed Away (2006)

30

The Cupcake Narrative

31

Adnan Got Hit By A Plane

32

Remember When We Were A Soccer Podcast?

33

Let's Talk About Death And Stuff

34

Give Him Two Yellow Cards!

35

Too Many Joes

36

An Actual Episode About The Fire

37

One Last Collectible

38

One Drink For The Charlotte Bobcats!

39

It Is What It Is

40

Everything Tastes Like Chicken

41

We Can't Keep Doing This

42

WHERE ARE THE ICE CREAM NACHOS?!

43

Jiggly's Hungover

44

Oh. Hey, Tim.

45

Hope Is A Concept

46

Sad Bois Nights Returns

47

I Know A Thing Or Two About Marie Antoinette

48

A Deep Drive Into Left Field

49

College Football is Out

50

Two Nickels

51

Adnan Did A Witchcraft

52

It Got Bad Immediately

53

Good Things Raise Difficult Implications

54

Jiggly Wins Today!

55

The Horny Episode

56

Two Sad Bois, One Happy Boi

57

He's Still Here

58

Eh, Whatever

59

Mr. White Claw

60

The Fire Don't Exist

61

I Don't Know

62

Male Bonding Time

63

Day of Black Sun: Part Three

64

Surrender, Dorothy

65

What is a Balk?

66

Scab Refs and Stupid Goals

67

Science is For Nerds and Losers

68

Money Ain't Real

69

Good For Them

70

Forcing the Heart Into It

71

Back to Preseason

72

It's Your Monkey Now

73

Head's Been Gone

74

Could've Been Worse?

75

All My Sad Bois

76

The Man is Crying

77

My Therapist is on Vacation

78

Other Sad Bois

79

We Know Too Much

80

Sad Bois Loanees: Chatz with Joe

81

Two Good Things Cannot Happen

82

The Entire Circus

83

If You Love The Fire...

84

A Crisp Twenty Dollar Bill

85

Up the bell hooks

86

Nothing You Can Do

87

The Nuances of Venn Diagrams

88

Let Them Have Fun

89

Depressed and Funky

90

YIELD TO RANDY MOSS!

91

We Don't Need To Say Anything

92

And Nothing of Importance Happened

93

X ≥ 2 (X = Patrics)

94

Re-using Footage

95

There's This Coach...

96

Competitive Solitaire

97

Phineas and Ferbers

98

Midwest Emo

99

Where is the Nearest River?

100

There's Too Many Teams

101

Sad Bois To Sleep To

102

Sometimes Life is Good

103

Life Happens

104

I Don't Wanna Do This Anymore

105

Bremen, Ohio

106

Cause We're Professionals

107

Gotta Win Fast!

108

Leave Chris Brady Alone

109

God-FEARING Men

110

Adnan Gets Another Nickle

111

Shaqiri Needs a Friend

112

MLS, but there's Paczkis

113

That's a Whole Lotta Nothing

114

Adnan, What are we Doing?

115

Men of God

116

Rumors of Rumors

117

TABLE! TABLE! TABLE!

118

Adnan Did It!

119

Finally: Baguette

120

Füllkrug in the Rye

121

Soccer is Bad Today

122

World Cup of Grown Men

123

Fireball

124

Spooky Scary Paunovic

125

Just Thinking About Scott Parker

126

Jiggly Won MLS Cup '98

127

Adnan Let Klopas Get Bullied

128

The End of FIFA

129

The Speedrun

130

Mind's Gone... Again.

131

I Gotta Go Find Him

132

Adbaby

133

Inside Baseball

134

AW, HE'S HEADBUTTED A GUY!

135

WATER IN THE FIRE! WHY?!

136

Tuesdays are Dangerous

137

So yeah, so...

138

We're Wholesome Now

139

The Des Moines Eagles Special

140

Adnan Tries

141

An Act of God

142

Jiggly Ran a Mile in the Dark

143

ON A TWOSDAY

144

You Know Who It Is

145

Do Fans Even Exist?

146

Does Victor Perez Make The 18?

147

The Birthday Bois

148

Sad Bois Loanees: The Ghost of Doug Buffone Returns

149

Insigne gets Stockholm Syndrome

150

Is Gaga Actually Overrated?

151

Oops! All Fires!

152

Let's Get This Fast

153

Thinkin bout Bremen in da Club

154

Everyone is Mid-Table

155

Adnan is Not a Smart Man

156

Sometimes Soccer is Sad

157

"I Don't Hate Them, BUT..."

158

A "Short" MLS Season Preview

159

No Crying in the Press Box

160

In Love With the Idea of Shaqiri

161

Pain.

162

Maybe We Should Stick to Football

163

Now That's a Good Pop-Tart

164

Mid-Season Form

165

The 2021 Season Finale

166

Chris Armas: Assistant Player Dude

167

Adnan is a Grown Man

168

4D Stat Padding

169

That Boi Too Big

170

Shout-Out Jiggly's Dad

171

How Come She Don't Want Me, Man?

172

They Just Keep Playing Games

173

Why is Elliot Collier?

174

A Post-Modern Commentary

175

Is it Regionals?

176

You Think I Listen To This Show?!

177

Respect the Washington Generals!

178

Hell is Empty and All the Morons are Here

179

Kiwi Messi

180

Is Sailing a Sport?

181

Olympique Sad Bois

182

Adnan and Space Jam

183

The Gold Cup Isn't a Real Cup

184

Spain Without the S

185

The Beric Slander Special

186

The One About the Logo

187

The Summer of Copas

188

I'M NOT DONE YET

189

Getting Rustled

190

Jiggly Delivers Another Disaster-Class

191

Sad Bois Loanees: Drew Conner

192

Jadon Sancho to Chicago House AC

193

Jiggly Learns Math

194

An Existential Loss

195

The Adult Has Left

196

The Life and Times of the European Super League

197

The NWSL is Weird

198

Don't Stop Living in the Train

199

We Talk a Lot About a Lot of Things

200

The One About Andy Dalton

201

Just A Plain White T-Shirt

202

Sad Bois in the House

203

Ain't This a Mess?

204

No More Fans!

205

Babysitting Collier

206

Listen to This Episode in Your "Frunchroom"

207

Return of the Bois!

208

Welcome to Chicago Raccoon FC!

209

The Chicago Fire 2020 Season Autopsy

210

Please Clap FC

211

We Learned Nothing This Week

212

Mascot Talk

213

Dier Ruins Everything

214

Embrace the Absurd. Embrace Fire.

215

The Worst Episode... so far...

216

How to Go Outside

217

A Lack of Serotonin

218

A Very Messi Episode

219

With Special Guest: Giarc!

220

We Laugh, But We Also Learn

221

We're Doing This Out of Genuine Concern

222

Disappointment Week

223

Blame Kronholm

224

And we are BACK!

225

Ride the Slide

226

No More Anthems

227

Orlando Has Been Liquidated

228

The Mickey Mouse Cup!

229

A Necessary Discussion

230

The Clip Show!

231

"I Don't Want To Be With Rockford"

232

The Lost Episode

233

The Most Massive Club (in Newcastle)

234

The "Bully Jiggly" Episode

235

The Jesse Lingard Special

236

We Beat FIFA

237

The Descent Begins

238

Wash Your Dang Hands!

239

The Saga of Vending Machine-chan

240

Season's Previews

241

Jiggly Doesn't Have a Dollar

242

At Jewel's with Lukaku

243

Bald

244

Craig Takes Over

245

When Big Sam was Little Sam

246

My Wife Left Me

247

Send Bread

248

Vikings and Stans