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Saints & Witches — 80 episodes

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Episode 75: SOS Send Wives

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Episode 74: I Want to F*ck Jesus (And Now It's Everybody's Problem)

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Episode 73: Hot Ferocious Beasts in Your Area

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Episode 72: Snake Milk

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Episode 71: Walter Langton F*cked My Stepmom

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Episode 70: Can Your Mom Give Me a Ride Home?

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Episode 69: Thoughts and Prayers for Her Vagina

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Episode 68: Papa Was a Rolling Stone

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Episode 67: And I Never Got a Boner Again

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Episode 66: Clementine, Fetch Us a Cabriolet!

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Episode 65: Audio Colonoscopy

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Episode 64: Horny for the Law

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Episode 63: God Does a Major Facepalm

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Episode 62: The Lord Yeeteth, and the Lord Yoinketh Away

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Episode 61: Catfight City

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Episode 60: I Grieve With My Pants On

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Episode 59: The Best French Braider in All the Land

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Episode 58: Some Days, There's Birdsong...Other Days, There's Diarrhea

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Episode 57: Please Don't Send My Kneecaps to Miami

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Episode 56: Clean-Shaven for the Grave

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Episode 55: Back to the Demon Semen

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A Short Message from S&W
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Episode 54: Caviar or Nothing, Bitch

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Episode 53: A Little Fruity

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Episode 52: Drive-By Baptism

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Episode 51: Why Conjure the Devil Sheep When You Can Get the Sheep Milk for Free?

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Episode 50: Hey, Can I Bum a Gluestick, Buddy?

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Episode 49: The Legend of the Testicle Chair

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Episode 48: Chief Eunuch Keeps Diggin' (Little Holes in My Fucking House)

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Episode 47: It's a Downer!

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Episode 46: Satanic Hairball

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Episode 45: We Did It, Bertha, Featuring Special Guest Mary Beth Jilek

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Episode 44: Snitches Get Ghosts, Featuring Special Guest David Ballard

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Episode 43: Good Old-Fashioned Baby Murder

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Episode 42: Please Don't Rip My Dick Off

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Episode 41: Just Skeleton Things

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Episode 40: It's a Good Joke... A Great Joke, Even...

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Episode 39: Juan Diego, Where Are My Pall Malls?

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Episode 38: Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss

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Episode 37: The Clearest Red Flag of All Time

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Episode 36: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (His Name Is My Name, Too!)

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Episode 35: Get Some Stanke On It

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Episode 34: If I'm Not Miserable, I Must Be Sinning, Featuring Special Guest Hannah Bute Howe

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Episode 33: Ye Olde Play-Doh Leg

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Episode 32: A Hag-by-Hag Basis

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Episode 31: A Healthy Gaggle of Nuns, Featuring Special Guest Madeline McDougall

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The Fun-Time Inquisition Special: Part 2

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The Fun-Time Inquisition Special: Part 1

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Episode 30: King James Is a Cunt

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Episode 29: Hot Dog Style

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Episode 28: Fuck Around and Find Out

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Episode 27: Sir, I Am an Amateur

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Episode 26: Spiteful Sluts

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Episode 25: Your Honor, She's Just a Scorpio

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Episode 24: That's His Eager Face

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Episode 23: Believe It or Not, Jail

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Episode 22: Osmosis Jesus

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Episode 21: XOXO, Caesar

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Episode 20: We Hate the Puritans

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Episode 19: Goddamn it, White People!

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Episode 18: Never Underestimate an Ingegerd

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Episode 17: Naughty Souls Go Back to the Flesh Prison

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Episode 16: A Baby Is Not a Juice Box

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Episode 15: Daddy Was A Big Deal

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Episode 14: Synthesize & Bastardize

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Episode 13: A Literal Dick Move

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Episode 12: Notoriously Bitchy

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Episode 11: Thanks a Lot, Pope John Paul's Bladder!

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Episode 10: Might Be a Turtle, Might Be a Vagina

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Episode 9: The Penis Nest is an Illusion

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Episode 8: Scotland, Are You Okay?

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Episode 7: Yay! Flagellation!

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A Short Statement From S&W
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Episode 6: Semen Loopholes

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Episode 5: Hunting for Youths

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Episode 4: Priest Holes

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Episode 3: The Hottest Bitch in Ireland

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Episode 2: Jesus' Foreskin

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Episode 1: Time-Traveling Nuns

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Episode 0: Trailer

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