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Sam's Army — 102 episodes
VARsenal vs West Ham Controversy. Spurs/Leeds Instant Reaction. Break Up Bournemouth! (MW #37)
Man City Blinks. United May Be Back. Will PSG-Bayern (Round 2) Disappoint?
West Ham's Bowen Factor. Bruno's Legacy. Can PSG Take Down Bayern? (MW #35)
Haaland & Gabriel - BFFs? Xavi Simons' Resting Sad Face. Lazy LinkedIn Liam. (MW #34)
North London Nightmares: Arteta's Fear vs Pep's Poise + Spurs Surrender. Which UCL Underdog Could Prevail? (MW #33)
Ripip Arsenal Quadruplet. Liverpool Manhandled. EPL Players Longing for La Liga. (MW #32)
USMNT vs Belgium/Portugal Postmortem. De Zerbi to Spurs. Ivan Toney's Best Bets.
City's Cupset. Arsenal Angst. Toodles Tudor. USMNT vs Belgium Preview. (MW #31)
Chelsea Chuddles & Rosenior Roast. AFCON Debacle. Gio Reyna Returns. (MW #30)
Osula Magic. Spurs' Shot at Survival. Whitewalker Wolves. UCL Upset Alerts. (MW #29)
Chelsea Childishness. Tottenham vs PGMOL. Burnley's Emotional Rollercoaster. (MW #28)
North London Demolition. Liam Rosenior's Spectacles. Spicy MLS Minute. (MW #27)
Spurs & Forest Smash Panic Button. PR101 for United Haircut Guy. MLS 2026 Hot Takes.
Szoboszlai Giveth; Szoboszlai Taketh. Transfer Window Wins/Losses. Ronny vs Saudi League. (MW #25)
Ekitike/Wirtz Arrive. Pep's Inexplicable Krytonite. United Bonerfest Continues. (MW #24)
'00s Arsenal vs United Vibe. Slot Losing Control. Dr Tottenham. (MW #23)
Carrick Outclasses Pep. Thomas Frank's Gotta Go. Crystal Palace Crumbling. (MW #22)
Arsenal-Liverpool Yawner. Brentford: Certified Wagon. PR101 for Manager Dummies. (MW #21)
Managerial "Red Wedding" Week. Where Chelsea & United Go. Is Brentford Legit? (MW 19/20)
Rayan Cherki - Signing of Summer? Emery or Arteta. Amorim (Successfully) Succumbs. [MW #18]
Pep's (Wannabe?) Clone. Morgan Rogers' Magic. Arsenal Hear Footsteps. (MW #17)
Sunderland's #PettyWars Win. Salah Strikes Back. Amorim's Amorphous Plans. (MW #16)
Salah vs Slot - Who's Leaving? Villa's Great Ebening. More Messi Magic. (MW 14/15)
Chelsea & Paquetá Seeing Red. Sitting Salah. Villa/Brighton Making Moves. (MW #13)
North London Demolition. Everton's Blue-on-Blue Crime. USL Petty Champs. (MW #12)
Mailbag: Time to Care About USMNT? Ronny + Donny. NLD Preview.
City/Liverpool Takeaways. Black Cats' Black Magic. USMNT Preview. (MW11-Int'l Break)
Tottenham's Defective Stadium. Would U Rather: West Ham or Forest? Erling Freaking Haaland. (MW #10)
Haway (4th Place) Lads. Amorim's... Progress?! Unwatchable Inevitables. (MW #9)
MLS Playoffs Preview ft RBNY's Tim Parker + Revs' Alex Bono (Bonus #11)
Liverpool in Shambles. Ripip Ange - Again. Pro/Rel for NCAA Soccer? (MW#8)
INTERVIEW: Strike? Lockout?? USL PA's Connor Tobin Pulls Back Curtain on Tense CBA Discussions
Flo Balogun & Haji Wright Impress. USMNT Recap. Liverpool/United Hot Take. (Int'l Break/MW#7)
Benching Salah. Caicedo Masterclass. USMNT Preview. (MW#7/Int'l Break)
Palace Are Legit! Are Sunderland Legit? Villa's Season-Saving Injury. (MW #6)
Pep Parks Bus. Amorim Survives - Barely. Ballon d'Ont Care. (MW #5)
Liverpool's Late Heroics. Villa's Epic Dry Spell. Is Chelsea Do-Or-Die for Amorim? (MW #4)
Spurs Send Levy Packing. Ange Replaces Nuno. Manchester Daerby Prediction. (MW#3b)
Instant Reaction: USMNT 2-0 Japan = WC26 TROPHY LIFT LOADING...
Arteta's Anfield Admission. Amorim Out To Lunch. Poch's USMNT Philosophy. (MW3)
Newcastle/Liverpool Instant Reaction. Frank Outduels Pep. Liverpool v Arsenal Preview. (MW2)
Red Flags(?) for Arsenal/Liverpool. Respect for Forest. Sunderland So Back. (MW1)
English Premier League 25/26 Season Preview + Prediction-palooza
Sesko's Dilemma. Leagues Cup Pros/Cons. Turner and Son to MLS. (Summer #11)
Bad Business: Spurs vs Newcastle. 25/26 Handicap Champs. FCC Holding Müller Hostage.
EPL Transfer Winners & Losers. USMNT's Reyna/Turner Make-Or-Break Moves. (Summer #9)
Cole Palmer vs Donald Trump, Lamine Yamal's 18th Bday Bash & WC26 in doubt for Gio Reyna?
USMNT 1-2 Mexico. Luna & Tillman Criticism - Fair? Who Is Going to WC26? (f/t RBNY's Tim Parker)
USMNT 2-1 Guatemala - Luna & Tillman may start at World Cup 2026
USMNT vs Costa Rica Gold Cup QF Reaction (+Guatemala SF Preview)
Sam's Archives: San Diego FC's Milan Iloski on Cooking, Pranks, Fashion & Scoring Goals (from 2023)
USMNT vs CRC Preview. Bad Boy Jesse Marsch. CWC Fanbase Power Rankings.
USMNT: Takeaways (If Any) From 5-0 vs T&T + Saudi Arabia Preview
Good, Bad & Ugly from USMNT Losses to Türkiye & Switzerland
Villa's Painful Summer. Spurs European Champions. Pulisic's USMNT Absence.
Arminia Bielefeld's Maël Corboz & Isaiah Young on Magical German Cup Run (Bonus Ep. #8)
Palace's Beautiful Win. Spurs vs United Europa Preview. MLS Hot Takes. (MW #38)
Marinakis Crashout. Should Spurs Feel Shame? David Beckham is Human. (MW #37)
Arsenal Back in Top 5 Battle? Chelsea Perseverance. Lamine Yamal. (MW #36)
Can Liverpool Catch United? Pep's Secret Weapon. UCL/UEL Semis Preview. (MW35)
Spurs/United Check Out. Villa's Big Bet. Chelsea Gut Check. (MW #34)
Forest Stumble. D-Days for Arsenal/Spurs/United. Open Cup: Portland & a Burrito Truck. (MW #33)
Vigorous Villa. Do or Die for Spurs & United. UCL vs WC final? (MW #32)
Liverpool's Painful Reset. Big Week for Forest/Villa. Peter Vermes. (MW #30/31)
USMNT Vent Sesh. Panama/Canada. Shambolic Attendance. Diego Luna.
Newcastle Ecstasy. Bruno Fernandes...Appreciation?! USMNT vs Panama. [Int'l Break]
Arsenal/United Sadness. LFC vs PSG Part Deux. Who Should Perform WC26 HT Show? (MW28)
FA Cup Survivors. UCL Previews f/t Liverpool vs PSG & Madrid Daerby.
Champs Pre-Crowned. Everton/Palace Glow-Ups. In Defense of Amorim. (MW #27)
Marmoush's Arrival. Liverpool/City Preview. USL vs MLS. (Matchweek #26)
Big 6 Killing FA Cup, Breath of Fresh VAR-less Air & Battle for Banter FC Preview (MW#25b)
Arsenal Masterclass. Forest Grows Back. Major MLS Moves. (MW#25)
Belief In Bournemouth. Teflon Ange. Conspiracy Against Arsenal. (MW#24)
Spurs relegation scrap. Amad Diallo. Cherries poppin'. UCL preview. (MW#23)
Mighty Tamworth. NLD & Forest/Liverpool Previews. Neymar's Bag. (MW #21)
USMNT January Camp Standouts & Key Questions with SoccerwiseHQ's Tom Bogert
Ange's anger. Trent the Enigma. Messi's LOL medal. (Matchweek 20/21)
Chelsea Bandwagon Exodus & Icardashian Cheating Scandal - MW #19/20
Fulham (Good), Amorim (Bad) & Jhon Duran (Ugly) - Boxing Day Reaction
LA Galaxy's Johnny Nelson on Playing with Pulisic/Tommy, Banishment at STL City & Winning MLS Cup
Manchester DERPy, Is Pep on Hot Seat, Forest's Flowers & Down Year for Premier League? (Matchweek #16/17)
Chelsea's Title Hopes, Spurs' Fragility & United/Forest Are Who We Thought (Matchweek 15/16)
INTERVIEW: Gregg Berhalter on Lighting Chicago's Fire & USMNT Experience
Pep's Legacy On The Line, Liverpool's Flowers & Villa vs Newcastle Race To The Bottom (Matchweek 13/14)
Spurs Mollywhop City, Salah's Worrying Comments + Liverpool vs City Preview (Matchweek 12/13)
Poch's USMNT Spank Jamaica & Arsenal Upset Alert vs Nottingham Forest? (Int'l Break / MW #12)
Week 11/Int'l Break: City Crashing Out, David Coote Said *WHAT* & USMNT vs Jamaica Preview
Matchweek 10/11: Title Contenders Stumble & Are Nottingham Forest The Real Deal?
Matchweek 9/10: Ten Hag's Legacy, Mount Rushmore of Soccer Content Machines + Ballon d'Rama
Matchweek 8/9: Bournemouth Shocker, Wolves/City VAR, Arsenal vs LFC Preview + MLS Decision Day
Int'l Break/Matchweek 8: Poch's USMNT Debut, Terrorist Tommy Tuchel & Saving Southampton
Matchweek 7/Int'l Break: Spurs Collapse, McGregor vs Saka & Preview of Poch's USMNT
Matchweek 6/7: Pep's Poopy Pants, Arteta's Integrity Gap & Ten Hag's Spursy Nightmare
Matchweek 5/6: Arsenal's Discipline Problems & City's Rodri Problem
Matchweek 4/5: Arsenal's Elite Bus-Parking, Pep vs Arteta & *NEW* Champions League
MW#4 Preview: North London Dærby, ETH's Job Security + Alex Morgan's Farewell
USMNT vs NZ: Winners/Losers from Wasted Window + Ode to Pochettino
Matchweek 3: Everton's Collapse, Rice's Red, Casemiro's Daymare & USMNT's Poch-less Roster
Matchweek 2: Madueke Cooks Wolves, NWSL Nixes Draft & Barça's Olmo Bailout
Matchweek 1: Knee-Jerk Premier League Reactions, Pochettino to USMNT & MLS Dominating Leagues Cup
Matchweek 0: EPL 2024-25 Season Preview + Chat w/ Tim Parker on StL-to-Revs Trade
Ep 2.272: Mailbag f/t EPL Transfer Talk, McKennie to MLS & Galaxy Out-Sexying LAFC