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Sam's Army — 100 episodes

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City Stays Winning*, Lisandro Martinez DGAF + Chelsea Upset Alert? || Sam's Army

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JJ Gabriel vs Man Utd. European Cinderellas. Does Poch Hate Pulisic? || Sam's Army

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Balogun Burns Everton. Transfer Winners/Losers. Arsenal vs Chelsea Preview. || Sam's Army

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Week 1 Over-Reactions + This Season's Floor/Ceiling for Every EPL Club || Sam's Army

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Combining Concacaf+Conmebol. Leagues Cup Likes/Dislikes. Best & Worst EPL Transfers. || Sam's Army

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Italy NT Circus. Ballon d'Or Favorites. How MLS Should Leverage WC26. | Sam's Army

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World Cup 2026 - Is Spain Best Ever? Argentina After Messi. Nixing 3rd Place Game.

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WC26 Biggest Winners & Losers. FIFA Shenanigans. Is France Unstoppable?

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World Cup 2026: Messi, Colombia, German Freddy + USMNT vs Bosnia-Herz

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World Cup 2026 Preview + Predictions: Group Winners, Darkhorses & Locker Room Cancers

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All Hail Arsenal's Vincibles. Pep's (Untimely?) Farewell. Xabi Alonso vs Jozay Mourinho. (MW #38)

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VARsenal vs West Ham Controversy. Spurs/Leeds Instant Reaction. Break Up Bournemouth! (MW #37)

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Man City Blinks. United May Be Back. Will PSG-Bayern (Round 2) Disappoint?

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West Ham's Bowen Factor. Bruno's Legacy. Can PSG Take Down Bayern? (MW #35)

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Haaland & Gabriel - BFFs? Xavi Simons' Resting Sad Face. Lazy LinkedIn Liam. (MW #34)

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North London Nightmares: Arteta's Fear vs Pep's Poise + Spurs Surrender. Which UCL Underdog Could Prevail? (MW #33)

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Ripip Arsenal Quadruplet. Liverpool Manhandled. EPL Players Longing for La Liga. (MW #32)

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USMNT vs Belgium/Portugal Postmortem. De Zerbi to Spurs. Ivan Toney's Best Bets.

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City's Cupset. Arsenal Angst. Toodles Tudor. USMNT vs Belgium Preview. (MW #31)

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Chelsea Chuddles & Rosenior Roast. AFCON Debacle. Gio Reyna Returns. (MW #30)

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Osula Magic. Spurs' Shot at Survival. Whitewalker Wolves. UCL Upset Alerts. (MW #29)

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Chelsea Childishness. Tottenham vs PGMOL. Burnley's Emotional Rollercoaster. (MW #28)

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North London Demolition. Liam Rosenior's Spectacles. Spicy MLS Minute. (MW #27)

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Spurs & Forest Smash Panic Button. PR101 for United Haircut Guy. MLS 2026 Hot Takes.

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Szoboszlai Giveth; Szoboszlai Taketh. Transfer Window Wins/Losses. Ronny vs Saudi League. (MW #25)

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Ekitike/Wirtz Arrive. Pep's Inexplicable Krytonite. United Bonerfest Continues. (MW #24)

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'00s Arsenal vs United Vibe. Slot Losing Control. Dr Tottenham. (MW #23)

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Carrick Outclasses Pep. Thomas Frank's Gotta Go. Crystal Palace Crumbling. (MW #22)

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Arsenal-Liverpool Yawner. Brentford: Certified Wagon. PR101 for Manager Dummies. (MW #21)

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Managerial "Red Wedding" Week. Where Chelsea & United Go. Is Brentford Legit? (MW 19/20)

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Rayan Cherki - Signing of Summer? Emery or Arteta. Amorim (Successfully) Succumbs. [MW #18]

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Pep's (Wannabe?) Clone. Morgan Rogers' Magic. Arsenal Hear Footsteps. (MW #17)

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Sunderland's #PettyWars Win. Salah Strikes Back. Amorim's Amorphous Plans. (MW #16)

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Salah vs Slot - Who's Leaving? Villa's Great Ebening. More Messi Magic. (MW 14/15)

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Chelsea & Paquetá Seeing Red. Sitting Salah. Villa/Brighton Making Moves. (MW #13)

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North London Demolition. Everton's Blue-on-Blue Crime. USL Petty Champs. (MW #12)

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Mailbag: Time to Care About USMNT? Ronny + Donny. NLD Preview.

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City/Liverpool Takeaways. Black Cats' Black Magic. USMNT Preview. (MW11-Int'l Break)

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Tottenham's Defective Stadium. Would U Rather: West Ham or Forest? Erling Freaking Haaland. (MW #10)

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Haway (4th Place) Lads. Amorim's... Progress?! Unwatchable Inevitables. (MW #9)

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MLS Playoffs Preview ft RBNY's Tim Parker + Revs' Alex Bono (Bonus #11)

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Liverpool in Shambles. Ripip Ange - Again. Pro/Rel for NCAA Soccer? (MW#8)

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INTERVIEW: Strike? Lockout?? USL PA's Connor Tobin Pulls Back Curtain on Tense CBA Discussions

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Flo Balogun & Haji Wright Impress. USMNT Recap. Liverpool/United Hot Take. (Int'l Break/MW#7)

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Benching Salah. Caicedo Masterclass. USMNT Preview. (MW#7/Int'l Break)

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Palace Are Legit! Are Sunderland Legit? Villa's Season-Saving Injury. (MW #6)

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Pep Parks Bus. Amorim Survives - Barely. Ballon d'Ont Care. (MW #5)

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Liverpool's Late Heroics. Villa's Epic Dry Spell. Is Chelsea Do-Or-Die for Amorim? (MW #4)

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Spurs Send Levy Packing. Ange Replaces Nuno. Manchester Daerby Prediction. (MW#3b)

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Instant Reaction: USMNT 2-0 Japan = WC26 TROPHY LIFT LOADING...

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Arteta's Anfield Admission. Amorim Out To Lunch. Poch's USMNT Philosophy. (MW3)

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Newcastle/Liverpool Instant Reaction. Frank Outduels Pep. Liverpool v Arsenal Preview. (MW2)

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Red Flags(?) for Arsenal/Liverpool. Respect for Forest. Sunderland So Back. (MW1)

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English Premier League 25/26 Season Preview + Prediction-palooza

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Sesko's Dilemma. Leagues Cup Pros/Cons. Turner and Son to MLS. (Summer #11)

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Bad Business: Spurs vs Newcastle. 25/26 Handicap Champs. FCC Holding Müller Hostage.

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EPL Transfer Winners & Losers. USMNT's Reyna/Turner Make-Or-Break Moves. (Summer #9)

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Cole Palmer vs Donald Trump, Lamine Yamal's 18th Bday Bash & WC26 in doubt for Gio Reyna?

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USMNT 1-2 Mexico. Luna & Tillman Criticism - Fair? Who Is Going to WC26? (f/t RBNY's Tim Parker)

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USMNT 2-1 Guatemala - Luna & Tillman may start at World Cup 2026

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USMNT vs Costa Rica Gold Cup QF Reaction (+Guatemala SF Preview)

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Sam's Archives: San Diego FC's Milan Iloski on Cooking, Pranks, Fashion & Scoring Goals (from 2023)

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USMNT vs CRC Preview. Bad Boy Jesse Marsch. CWC Fanbase Power Rankings.

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USMNT: Takeaways (If Any) From 5-0 vs T&T + Saudi Arabia Preview

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Good, Bad & Ugly from USMNT Losses to Türkiye & Switzerland

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Villa's Painful Summer. Spurs European Champions. Pulisic's USMNT Absence.

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Arminia Bielefeld's Maël Corboz & Isaiah Young on Magical German Cup Run (Bonus Ep. #8)

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Palace's Beautiful Win. Spurs vs United Europa Preview. MLS Hot Takes. (MW #38)

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Marinakis Crashout. Should Spurs Feel Shame? David Beckham is Human. (MW #37)

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Arsenal Back in Top 5 Battle? Chelsea Perseverance. Lamine Yamal. (MW #36)

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Can Liverpool Catch United? Pep's Secret Weapon. UCL/UEL Semis Preview. (MW35)

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Spurs/United Check Out. Villa's Big Bet. Chelsea Gut Check. (MW #34)

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Forest Stumble. D-Days for Arsenal/Spurs/United. Open Cup: Portland & a Burrito Truck. (MW #33)

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Vigorous Villa. Do or Die for Spurs & United. UCL vs WC final? (MW #32)

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Liverpool's Painful Reset. Big Week for Forest/Villa. Peter Vermes. (MW #30/31)

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USMNT Vent Sesh. Panama/Canada. Shambolic Attendance. Diego Luna.

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Newcastle Ecstasy. Bruno Fernandes...Appreciation?! USMNT vs Panama. [Int'l Break]

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Arsenal/United Sadness. LFC vs PSG Part Deux. Who Should Perform WC26 HT Show? (MW28)

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FA Cup Survivors. UCL Previews f/t Liverpool vs PSG & Madrid Daerby.

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Champs Pre-Crowned. Everton/Palace Glow-Ups. In Defense of Amorim. (MW #27)

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Marmoush's Arrival. Liverpool/City Preview. USL vs MLS. (Matchweek #26)

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Big 6 Killing FA Cup, Breath of Fresh VAR-less Air & Battle for Banter FC Preview (MW#25b)

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Arsenal Masterclass. Forest Grows Back. Major MLS Moves. (MW#25)

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Belief In Bournemouth. Teflon Ange. Conspiracy Against Arsenal. (MW#24)

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Spurs relegation scrap. Amad Diallo. Cherries poppin'. UCL preview. (MW#23)

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Mighty Tamworth. NLD & Forest/Liverpool Previews. Neymar's Bag. (MW #21)

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USMNT January Camp Standouts & Key Questions with SoccerwiseHQ's Tom Bogert

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Ange's anger. Trent the Enigma. Messi's LOL medal. (Matchweek 20/21)

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Chelsea Bandwagon Exodus & Icardashian Cheating Scandal - MW #19/20

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Fulham (Good), Amorim (Bad) & Jhon Duran (Ugly) - Boxing Day Reaction

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LA Galaxy's Johnny Nelson on Playing with Pulisic/Tommy, Banishment at STL City & Winning MLS Cup

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Manchester DERPy, Is Pep on Hot Seat, Forest's Flowers & Down Year for Premier League? (Matchweek #16/17)

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Chelsea's Title Hopes, Spurs' Fragility & United/Forest Are Who We Thought (Matchweek 15/16)

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INTERVIEW: Gregg Berhalter on Lighting Chicago's Fire & USMNT Experience

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Pep's Legacy On The Line, Liverpool's Flowers & Villa vs Newcastle Race To The Bottom (Matchweek 13/14)

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Spurs Mollywhop City, Salah's Worrying Comments + Liverpool vs City Preview (Matchweek 12/13)

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Poch's USMNT Spank Jamaica & Arsenal Upset Alert vs Nottingham Forest? (Int'l Break / MW #12)

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Week 11/Int'l Break: City Crashing Out, David Coote Said *WHAT* & USMNT vs Jamaica Preview

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Matchweek 10/11: Title Contenders Stumble & Are Nottingham Forest The Real Deal?

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Matchweek 9/10: Ten Hag's Legacy, Mount Rushmore of Soccer Content Machines + Ballon d'Rama

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