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Scott & Ally on Demand — 689 episodes
Best Marching Band Instrument 2
Best Marching Band Instrument 1
What men should be doing in Home Goods
It's from the One Spot and I still use it
Does anyone watch Tik Tok Lives? 2
Does anyone watch Tik Tok Lives?
The 25th Anniversary of 9/11
The Nipple Bat Suit
All the Fall things that Ally is suckering Zach into
Smokey the Bear is ripped now
School Fundraisers are back! 2
School Fundraisers are back!
The C Section comment to you boss is getting you sent home
Would you get sent home for this?
Football is season is here!!!
Stranded for Cheating
Shadow Charging for the Birthday Song at a restaurant
Y2K Dilemna 3
Y2K Dilemna 2
Y2K Dilemna 1
Haunted Bird Feeder
The F Word in the bank line
Meet me at the gate
Remember Nick at Night?
The kids first day of school
NFL starts tonight!
Front door colors that get you more money
Does a yellow door mean your house is paid off?
CD's are back! 2
CD's are back! 1
Out of Town Homegoods
What do you call the pile of blankets on the floor?
Lord Free gives away Nelly tix 2
Welcome Lord Free 1
Tiffany's Mom passes
Ally's money making scheme
How's the first day of school going so far? 2
How's the first day of school going so far?
Schools back in session!!
Seinfeld Fail
Country Grammar Stories for Nelly tix 3
Country Grammar Stories for Nelly tix 2
Country Grammar Stories for Nelly tix 1
We plan a Dolly party!
Dad's Girlfriend kissed me on the lips 2
Dad's Girlfriend kissed me on the lips 1
The Last Question for an interview
Guy Anxiety
Last question to ask in an interview
Backwoods Baptisms 2
Backwoods Baptisms
Ally baptizes her friend with a garden hose
Baptizing Optimus Prime
Optimus Prime died!
But who sleeps like this?!
The songs you listened to on the bus 5
The songs you listened to on the bus 4
The songs you listened to on the bus 3
The songs you listened to on the bus 2
The songs you listened to on the bus 1
Ozzy Osborne's roller coaster and Dolly's Airport
No more 12 foot skeletons
Goodbye Tim Curry
Farewell Dolly with help from Whitney
Dr. Pepper as a chicken marinade
Kindergarteners don't have this bathroom skill anymore 2
Kindergarteners don't have this bathroom skill anymore
Dolly's last public appearance
Is this a sign of lack of confidence? 2
Is this a sign of lack of confidence? 1
What Dolly did for Porter Wagoner
Paying tribute to Dolly Parton
Here You Come Again
More Dolly moments
Goodbye Dolly
Would you take $100 to do__________
Please give us a Country Half Time Show
Found $30 at Walmart
Go Fund Me for a laptop
Breaking out like a 16 year old
Tuna noodle casserole 2
Struck by lightening and tuna noodle casserole
The Trailer Park Hooker
Help Winston's leg 3
Help Winston's leg 2 and listening in Italy
Help Winston's leg
The CW Drops Pageant
The Coffin Confessor
Ya never see anyone climb in the window anymore
A Bills win!
You look fat in that dress 2
You look fat in that dress 1
$100 Hot Dogs
Don't watch this terrible movie!
Scott announces Fall is here!
The wedding is off
First time college tips
That rings a bell
Scott's a Hawaiin Shirt Guy now
Community Charcuterie Board and we all licked it
Are you a thumb, pinky, or thumb person?
Ally pranks Zach at the concert
What I never did
Moving your kid into college
Gaming just isn't Scott's things
Fast Food workers should be mean
Weave caught on fire
You don't know Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn??!!
More name suggestions for Miracle on Market Street 2
Miracle on Market Street 1
Found out you were breastfed 2
Just found out I was breastfed 1
Gen X don't like concert 2
Getting rabies shots 2 and Gen X at concerts
Getting rabies shots 1
Missing Grandma in Vegas
ISS for only 15 minutes
Fart Corner
Anthony Bourdain Doc
You get your inheritance if maintain your weight
Asked for a refund after the date 2
Asked for a refund after the date 1
Ruth Barbarino stops by in a surprise Summer visit
Toddler wants beer and camping memories
Think Fast for Nelly tix
Is this Mom cheap or brilliant? 2
Is this Mom cheap or brilliant? 1
The Ball Kissers
Reading Ally's Jail Mail
We almost lost a pug
Getting dark and staying dark
Shave your armpits for my wedding 3
Shave your armpits for my wedding 2
Shave your armpits for my wedding 1
McDonald's Diet Coke price hike
Finn peed on Ally
Use Venmo for background check
No Child Left Behind
Skip the first day of school
Surviving an 18 floor fall
Goodbye Hayden Panettiere
Wedding Cow
The Jump Test
Ally drops the boat ball
Choosin' Texas but Bluegrass style
He bought the wrong pads
Scott saves lives
Ally doesn't nag, she just suggests 2
Ally doesn't nag, she just suggests 1
Back to School Shopping is stressful
He picks out her clothes for her 2
He picks out her clothes for her
Floor seasoning 2
Floor seasoning
Hefty on the Lefty
Neighbor Diary 2
The neighbor diary
Let's have 3 ketchup holes
Mom demands my receipts from college 2
Mom demands my receipts from college 1
My inheritance 3
My inheritance 2
My inheritance 1
Vienna Sausages or Oysters? 2
Vienna Sausages or Oysters? 1
Finn the Janitor
Charging more if you don't tip
Who eats ice cream this early?
If you could be a dude for a day
Teasing your kid as they go to school
Pumpkin Spice Everything
Placemats are for your grandma 2
Placemats are for your grandma 1
He doesn't want her to move with him...yet 2
He doesn't want her to move with him...yet
Gail's birthday was forgotten 2
Gail's birthday was forgotten
The BJ Lady on QVC
Dip your burger in Coke
New Bills Stadium has obstructed view
Using your baby to steal Pokemon cards
Fast Racks
I know someone who works in The Pitt
Spiderman is huge
The Billy Madison impression
Whitney Houston Barbie
Naked comedy show
Naked Steakhouse
Zach meets Ally's parents
Dropping the doctor's name and spoiling your dog 2
Dropping the doctor's name and spoiling your dog
Junior has a nicer bed than all of us
Scott visits Payne Palace 2
Scott visits Payne Palace
Scott and Ally are back together!!
Scott and Ally After Work Social
Love a soggy salad
Every woman sheds
Scott predicts that Junior will croak on vacation
We figure out Scott's spice
The Secret Verse and What Spice Are You?
Arrested in Singapore
Harry Potter's Birthday
Getting Jim Free to say Ruff Ruff
Bring Ally's parents a gift 2
Bring Ally's parents a gift 1
Jimothy Tattoos
Biting toes to stay alive
Golden Girls Day and Is Google a man or woman? 2
Is Google a man or woman? 1
Gin and Tea Mate!
This is why you might see rocks in a package
Frog on a Fork
The Intercom Shenanigans
Calling someone in your own home 1
Jail Booty
The Gen Alpha Melody v Dark Child
Will Zach's things ever make it in Ally's house?
Pool Table or Foosball? 2
Pool Table or Foosball?
Ally's been MIA and her parents haven't noticed
Best prank in the car
The new Bills uniform 2 and pooping in a mosh pit
The new Bills uniform 1
The Pink Singles Shopping Basket 2
The Pink Singles Shopping Basket
My MIL wants me to board our dog when she comes over
These dang pets are so expensive!
What is the pet payment for watching cats v dogs?
Where are the paper towels?
People are stealing from Ally at work
Jumped the space needle
Barking Frogs
Scott's Pug Yoga
Mom massaging son is creepy 3
Mom massaging son is creepy 2
Mom massaging son is creepy 1
Pulled over by your brother
Scratch foot with a fork
Van Warped Tour is all elder millennials
Are you sun, moon, or Earth?
Men Passenger Prices
Save the Turtle
Harry's Hole 2
Harry's Hole 1
Glued buttcheeks
Don't take a walk on the first date 2
Don't take a walk on the first date
Shredded Potato Salad
Farming just got steamy!
Crazy Shatner Story and the dead bodies in the house
Naming the rodents that visit your house 2
Naming the rodents that visit your house
A 46 year old dating a 28 year old
A scoop and a stalk
Listeners give their bird calls
What our bird calls sound like 1
German Deer Calling
Naming Ally's crew and Buffalo girls are tough
Ella's Fellas
What do you do when someone knocks on the bathroom door? 2
What do you when someone knocks on the bathroom door? 1
Scott looks like Tiffany's Dad
Young 20's know good music
Dads really don't know what's going on
What Taylor sounds like to non Taylor fans
Couples share this....
That's a good stick and a good rock
My man's body wash
Who could you live with and for how long?
Could you live with Scott or Ally and how long?
Jim Free is now famous!
Cancel on the first date or should ya go? 2
Cancel on the first date or should ya go?
Taking the leap on expired Miracle Whip
Jimothy the Raccoon and Rap like Shaq
The electronic nose 1
Gavin's selective hearing
Popped out of a Porta Potty
Aldi Trader Joe's Rave
Oar House or Whore House?
Scott gets charged for stealing the ramekin 2
Scott got charged for taking a ramekin
Trump at FIFA
Ally got beat by a 3rd Grader at basketball!
White People Party Food
Do you really wanna see The Odyssey?
Does Ally like towering over Zach?
You must watch Andre is an Idiot
A FLX Adult Summer Camp
The Stripper story of century
Broke the stripper pole
Pay to fix your RBF 2
Would you pay to fix your RBF? 1
SQZ A55
Zach is prepping to hang out with Scott
It's the Canadian Clambake
Let's name the Canadian Wildfire
You saw it someone's house and won't go back 3
You saw it someone's house and won't go back 2
You saw it someone's house and won't go back 1
Worst soda flavor
Find out what Church Foreplay is
I'll give you 3K since I cheated
Best Intros 3
Best Intros 2
Best Song Intros 1
Having 4 kids is the perfect number 2
Having 4 kids is the perfect number 1
Does anyone actually remember how to Hopscotch?
Better fact check us!
Summer This or That
Gavin's birthday choice: Darien or Movie? 2
Gavin's birthday choice: Darien or Movie? 1
Where's quiet Ally?
Waited waaaaaay too long at McDonald's 2
Waited waaaaaay too long at McDonald's
Why are there no pools left in Corning? 2
Why are there no pools left in Corning? 1
The Circle K Cashier bought the winning lotto ticket
Hot Dog Nipples
When do you stop doing the Slip N Slide
Drinkable oatmeal and Gus the Woodchuck
Brand names for your ex 2
Brand names for your ex
Sing your opera order
Ally smack talkin at the Gus Macker 3
Ally smack talkin at the Gus Macker 2
Ally smack talkin at the Gus Macker 1
Scott was late because of this emergency vet appt
Ally crashed the reunion of 1976
Scott doesn't baby talk his dogs
This is why the Diamond Tumbler sucks
Stop singing the Pina Colada Song...never!
But is it ok to give your candy cigarettes?
Is it ok to push your kid in the pool?
Rod Stewart is Scott Free's real Dad
The Parasite has hit The Twin Tiers (listener story)
Well that's an odd name for a baby
Seagulls attack
Another Needoh Accident
The invoice from the 4th of July
The Tom Hanks Eras
Shaq sings the birthday song to a listener
What lyric do you hear? Shaq is coming to town!
Mom letting 5 year old get plastic surgery 2
Mom letting 5 year old get plastic surgery
Got locked in 2
Got locked in to Planet Fitness
Nearsighted dogs
Welcome to the Scott and Ally Lounge
Listening to the Keith Morrison Murder podcasts are soothing
Where's the Bunnie XO Divorce Podcast?
Can't fall asleep
I invited too many guests to the wedding 2
I invited too many guests to the wedding 1
Watching your younger self from the car
Singing 80's music in the car
Zach told Ally no 80's songs
9 you're fine, 10 you're mine Part 2
9 you're fine, 10 you're mine
Who is watching "I Will Find You"? 1
Food in a tube and Gen Z doing more Trade Work
Should I Marry A Murderer? 2
Should I Marry A Murderer? 1
Who gets the 16 year old's first paycheck? 3
Who gets the 16 year old's first paycheck? 2
Who gets the 16 year old's first paycheck? 1
Do kids know it's a knock off
Feed a family for under $50
Chips on the Sammie 2
Chips on the Sammie 1
Did Scott bring his own steak to the BBQ?
USA is out and Ally's Gus Macker is in
Crime Spree Time
Best way to pick a restaurant between 2 people
The friend that loves to spend your money
Tuna Mac rears its ugly head again
Did Taylor Swift really get married this weekend? 2
Did Taylor Swift really get married this weekend?
Tuna in your Mac Salad 2
Tuna in your Mac Salad 1
Scott is a Summer Salad Whore
Back it up Terry and the blood curdling scream
National Anthem Super Cut
Freedom Rehab
Dansville is a slice of 1991
Let's get back on the Arby's Bandwagon
Genetic Testing
Country Roads, Take Me Home
It's a Team USA Sing A Long
Scott Free going to the Taylor Travis Wedding
Food influencer gasses up bologna
Which toy is older?
Should Ally ask Zach to do projects on his vacation?
Can you name that Patriotic song?
Side Hustles and Rats
My neighbors flood lights need to go 2
My neighbors flood lights need to go 1
Golf Therapy 2
Golf Therapy
Tender Dating App for Smokin Ladies
Lizzo's Morning Song
The Payne Carnival
Went to the wrong venue
Scott wants to bring steak to the cookout, but just for him 2
Scott wants to bring steak to the cookout, but just for him 1
Lydia's Wiggly Tooth 2
Lydia's Wiggly Tooth 1
The bald guy gets asked hair advice
Ally's basketball career
The symphony was a banger!
Ally's free trip to Turks and Caicos
A robot does eye surgery now
They found the Giraffe!!
The Janky Merch on 414
When you have to win on Summer Break
Blow Gun in Cleveland
Hustling the Blue Pill
Is it crossing the line asking for his smell? 2
Is it crossing the line asking for his smell? 1
Gavin learns about catfishing
The gay sheep
Movie Intermissions 2
Movie Intermissions 1
Sky writing is alot of love
Ally is confidently wrong
What was in Ally's Mousetrap? 2
What was in Ally's Mousetrap?
Summer Nail Trends
Beds are lower to the ground now
Illegal Onions
Venmo the Cambodian Restaurant
Weenie Wednesday is here!
Uncle Carl's Protein Shake
The Dog crapped in the Scott's Office
Arby's Challenge
The Horny Parakeet
Toy Story 5 is not for kids
Kids drinking their bathtub water
McDonald's bringing back Apple Pie
No one likes white hot dogs!
Parents now sit in the dentist office with their kids
Ally going to Vegas with another man
Colostrum Craze
Jelly Roll stops by to wish Thomas a Happy Father's Day!
Texts on the bad neighbor
New home owner wants to sue the previous owner's bc of the bad neighbor
Toy Story Drama 2
Toy Story Drama
Ally's going on a picnic
Hot Rods Weiner Wagon
Don't hold my man's hand!
Scared of my friend's Dad 3
Scared of my friend's Dad 2
Scared of my friend's Dad 1
Giant Record Breaking Sausage
We play "What's in Ally's car?"
Exploding Needohs
The Scott and Ally Movie Quote Diner
Nobody wants a mobile toilet in their bedroom
Austin Powers is back!!
Ally's parent idea for their chaotic schedules
Passive aggressively telling Ally not to speed
No social media under 16
Women naked in the sauna
We need a White Trash Bash
Why do I have to pay the credit card fee? 2
Why do I have to pay the credit card fee?
The TV Dad Scott is most like 2
The TV Dad Scott is most like 1
Saltsa
Ally's Jail Mail and Jelly Roll confirms divorce
Scott and the bear had it out last night 3
Scott and the bear had it out last night 2
Scott and the bear had it out last night 1
Ally finally did something Zach wanted to do
Brain Fog is real
Ruin a business with one letter 2
Ruin a business with one letter 1
Trashy Maxi Dresses
Penny on the tracks and The Prince Car
Mahomes is stupid rich and Taylor's wedding planning
Seeing Big Boy was iconic 2
Seeing Big Boy was iconic
New Green Day Movie
Skeeter on my weiner, knock it off.
Hulk Hogan from Heaven
If I'm in my car, leave me alone 2
If I'm in my car, leave me alone 1
Is it a lure or not?
Weird lure names
Property Brothers now doing daytime talk
Can you identify these jingles?
The President Rabbit Hole
Police Translator
Would You Rather: Relationship Edition 2
Would You Rather: Relationship Edition
Intercom Prank and Chart Your Fart
Diet Coke Bar Crawl 2 and scoffing
Diet Coke Bar Crawl 1
Old Town Shoot Outs 2
Old Town Shoot Outs 1
Named my kid after a celeb 2
Named my kid after a celeb 1
Debunking nothing tastes good as skinny feels
Change your laugh and sneezes
Why do baseball managers wear the uniform too?
My co-worker keeps CC'ing the boss over everything 2
My co-worker keeps CC'ing the boss over everything
Simulation v Stimulation
Scott mistakes an Asian man for Trey Songz 2
Scott mistakes an Asian man for Trey Songz 1
Boob Cake and 3 questions to warm up your brain
The woman with the missing hand is back!
Ally will do it alone, Scott won't
McDonald's AI Drive Thru
I made the Father's Day plans 3
I made the Father's Day plans 2
I made the Father's Day plans 1
Nelly is coming and holding his crank
Ally's ALMOST haunted house
Feeling bitchy at Dollar General
Taylor Swift to get married at Madison Square Garden
Pickle Sauv Blanc
What's your Coma Song 3
What's your coma song? 2
What's your coma song? 1
Yes it was supposed to be a $700 tip
Tick Prevention hacks
Ally's white lie to Zach 2
Ally's white lie to Zach
Lunch Shaming
Producer Jordan is going to start to carry Scott around
Scott is broken
Sauce in a bag feels weird
Never Broken Bone Theory
Don't alert a week in advance
You don't have a bedtime tonight 2
You don't have a bedtime tonight 1
Don't you hear Shake It Off? 1
This teacher grades differently 2
This teacher grades students with tutors differently
I'm going to force you to watch 98 Reels with me
Crime Fighting Priest
Ally has no clue what the speed limit is on her commute
Let's bring back buttmuncher!
Those nipple tassles at your Mammogram
Holy Macaroni
Cry for Darius 2
Cry for Darius
What song is that???
No one wants an Adirondack chair!
This is why we need these new businesses!
Ally hates the smell of a campfire
7 Brew coming to the Twin Tiers 2
7 Brew coming to the Twin Tiers
Some Disney Bangers
Mom quit quoting mean girls
Wrong person in the casket
Borrowed it and didn't return it 3
Borrowed it and didn't return it 2
Borrowed it and didn't return it 1
Find your partner at the grocery store
Ally will NOT go to her reunion but Scott will try to talk her into it
What was the vibe 20 years ago?
Zach's hood opened up on the highway 2
Zach's hood opened up on the highway
Bear Hit and Run
Parenting hack and got banned from Cedar Point
Girl Math and Wild Turkeys
Backrooms 2
Backrooms 1
The odd advertising from the 90's
Class of 2026 funky names 2
Bird in a bag 2 and Morgan Freeman's birthday
Bird in a bag
Class of 2026 funky names
When the relationship doesn't work, tear the house down
Scott and Ally history quiz
Twin Tiers Spelling Bee
No Right Hand
Should Ally eat it?
Who the heck eats baked beans at a cookout?
More names gone wrong and news gone wrong
Names gone wrong
Lydia's Song
Twin as adults is weird, right? 2
Twin as adults is weird, right?
To Catch A Predator Movie
I'll eat salmon, you eat a hot dog 2
I'll eat salmon, you eat a hot dog 1
Scott's email to the staff
Peanut Butter, Banana, and Bacon Burger
Sending the kids back to school after their doctor's appt 2
Sending the kids back to school after their doctor's appt 1
No F in Way
Dating just for the free meal
Find your keys at a stadium
Cigarette Mom's Playlist 2
Cigarette Mom's Playlist 1
How do you spell Scott? 2
How do you spell Scott?
Scott sports a beret and the Dolly Parton 5K
The Uhaul returned 14 years later
Is this hobby safe or stepping out? 2
Is this hobby safe or stepping out? 1
Scott's back!!
Didn't recognize Flava Flav
Tarps off at the MLB Game
Beatboxing and the flute resurgence
Ally cost the company $58
I want you back, the MJ version
Colbert's Last Show
The Crash Documentary
Giving birth in the courtroom 2
Gave birth handcuffed
Ally high on Facebook Marketplace
Women out grossing each other or just relating to each other
My new AI friend named Sage
GLP 1 takes away your personality
Finger Lakes on Jeopardy
Don't even feel guilty about it WINNER
Don't even feel guilty about it 3
Don't even feel guilty about it 2
Don't even feel guilty about it 1
Ally gets schooled on Roman Numerals and AI Commencement
He stopped drinking and smoking and now he's bored 2
He stopped drinking and smoking and now he's bored 1
Aqua is breaking up
The shower set off the fire alarm
Cher's birthday song
Your Horror Story 3
Your Horror Story 2
Your Horror Story 1
Scott's dog can open doors
Funeral for Taco Bell
Ally faces Judge Scott
Is wedding crashing a crime?
Mom called the cops on you as a kid 2
Your Mom calling the cops on you as a kid 1
Y is no longer a vowel 2 and Ally almost dies
Y is no longer a vowel
The Trouser Snake...literally
Soup for breakfast
Tallest or shortest Mom 2
Tallest or shortest Mom 1
Teaching your kid not to share 2
Teaching your kid not to share
Bear farts on camera
Star Wars Day
Gavin has to help Dad at the movie kiosk
Charging more for your wedding dress if you're on a GLP 1
Calling in sick
Weed or Steed 2
Weed or Steed 1
What is the grandparent's roll?
Spears charged with DUI
Jeopardy Pop Lyrics
Take ashes to the bank
Scott is musically self conscious
The modern equivalent to the toe ring
Birthday Wheel is coming back 2 !!!!!
The Birthday Wheel is coming back!!!!!!
She always forgets her wallet 2
She always forgets her wallet 1
Scott hates the protein craze 2 (insert rant)
Scott hates the protein craze 1
Fart Salad
Kentucky Derby 2 and Found the Mouse!
Your Kentucky Derby Name
Dill Pickle Chapstick
The Yard Clean Up Crew
Ally needs to stop going to garage sales
Pocket for your undies 3
Pocket for your undies 2
Soooooo embarrassing but sooooo helpful and pocket for your undies 1
Are you coming back for the meeting prank?
Just half for me thank you
Ally's Mouse Problem
Hot Take: Stay with a cheater 2
Hot Take: Stay with a cheater 1
Hey dudes and the stinky feet
Millerton Surf and Turf
No I don't want to pay it forward 2
No I don't want to pay it forward 1
Tinder Garbage Truck
Harry Styles engaged and sitting in your car for soccer
Christmas Banger or Bust?