All Episodes

We watched: Gladiator 2, Say Nothing

We watched: Red One, Matlock (2024), and Day of The Jackal (2024)

We watched: Saturday Night, Rescue: Hi-Surf, Here, and more

We review: Territory, Lee

We review: The Office Australia, Memoir of a Snail, He Ain’t Heavy, and more

This week: Terrifier 3, Disclaimer, The Apprentice, Greedy People, Hellboy: The Crooked Man, and more

For your eyeballs this weekend

MEGALOPOLIS!

We review: The Penguin, The Substance, Transformers One, and His Three Daughters

Reviews: Rebel Ridge, After Baywtach, and Wise Guy: David Chase & The Sopranos

This week we discuss: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, English Teacher, The Deliverance, Terminator Zero, and… Single White Female?

We review: KAOS, Bookworm. We discuss: Development Hell - RIP

Is this teen comedy the next American Pie?

Alien Romulus, Vince Vaughn’s Bad Monkey, and Simon’s terrible Superman (1978) take

The Instigators, It Ends With Us, Borderlands, and more

Reviews: The Apple Vision Pro, Batman: Caped Crusader, The Decameron, and Handling The Dead

Deadpool & Wolverine. Plus: TV and cinemas best US Presidents

Reviews: Longlegs, Lady in The Lake

Twisters, Sunny, Fly Me To The Moon

He is back! Eddie Murphy as Axel Foley, Kevin Costner in Horizon, David Wenham in Fake, and Dan Barrett in Screen Watching

Simon does it solo

Am I OK?, Land of Women, & The Bear

We watched: Bad Boys 4, Presumed Innocent.

Hit Man, Star Wars: The Acolyte, Under Paris, and Simon goes Hollywood

The weird-as heck Sasquatch Sunset. Plus Dan & Simon save cinema with wisdom

This week: Furiosa, The 8 Show, and Atlas. Plus, uh, other stuff

Mother of The Bride vs Anyone But You, children's entertainment hour Doctor Who, and more

Monkey see, monkey HEAR! We review: Kingdom of the Planet of The Apes, The Idea of You, Let It Be, Dark Matter, and more.

We watched: Unfrosted, A Man in Full, The Veil, Fremont, and uh, more.

The Fall Guy, Elsbeth, Knuckles, and movies greatest stunts

Challengers, Fallout, Baby Reindeer, Rebel Moon, and more

Too many reviews: Civil War, Franklin, The Sympathizer, and Late Night with The Devil

Reviews are in for Sugar, Ripley, Origin, and Monkey Man.

Godzilla x Kong, A Gentleman in Moscow, and the best films of 1999.

Ghostbusters, 3 Body Problem, Immaculate, Chicken Nugget

This week there are girls on a bus and we see Abe Lincoln shot - what a week

Simon sings Hooray For Hollywood ahead of the Oscars

Cinema party: Dune, Shogun, Four Daughters, and… Peppa Pig?

Screen Watching is in the zone of interest

Madam Web, The New Look, and an argument about Australian movies & TV

Force of Nature: The Dry 2 | Let’s Talk About Chu

Mr & Mrs Smith, Argylle, Expats, and more

Masters of The Air, In The Know, The Color Purple, and some Oscars thoughts

The best deaths on television. Also, reviews: Iron Claw, Death & Other Details

True Detective: Night Country, Dream Scenario, The Holdovers, and more

The Brothers Sun & Ferrari

The definitive list of the best movies of 2023

The definitive list of the top 10 TV shows of 2023

Simon chats with Woody Allen. Yeah, that’s right

Rebel Moon, Poor Things, Society of Snow

Maestro, Carol & The End of The World, Familia, and Wonka

Reviews: Master Gardener, Obliterated, The Boy and The Heron

Bottoms, Leave The World Behind, Godzilla Minus One, and Faraway Downs

The free Aussie streaming service Brollie. Reviews: Squid Game: The Challenge, Napoleon, Fargo s5, and The Royal Hotel

Simon Miraudo schools us on Australian film censorship. REVIEWS: Monarch: Legacy of Monsters, Hunter Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, The Curse, Saltburn

The Marvels, 007: Road To a Million, The Killer, My Adventures with Superman

How to fix Marvel? Also, reviews: NCIS: Sydney, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Lawman: Bass Reeves, and Fingernails

Killers of The Flower Moon | Bodies | Fellow Travellers | Hot Potato: The Story of The Wiggles

Mark Humphries joins to discuss Upload, From, and the changing nature of funny TV

Frasier (2023) and the weight of the mediocre sitcom

Struggling with the return of US late night

The Creator, C*A*U*G*H*T, The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar, While The Men Are Away

The big reviews: The Continental (John Wick spin-off), Still Up, Retribution, It Still Lives Here

The X-Files @ 30. Also, reviews: Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, Blue Beetle, The Lovers, A Haunting in Venice

Black Ops, Biosphere, The Morning Show, Theatre Camp, Shin Ultraman

Simon age-shames Hollywood actors. Dan is respectful

Dan + Simon get cancelled. Also, reviews: Ahsoka, Haunted Mansion, First Slam Dunk, and Sound of Freedom

Who’s a good boy? TV and movie’s best dogs. Reviews: Heart of Stone, The Chosen One, Mother & Son, Blackberry

Asteroid City | Strange Planet | The Last Voyage of The Demeter | Telemarketers | Gran Turismo

The Meg 2, 61st Street, Hidden Strike, Captain Fall, and Pluto TV announced for Australia

This week: Talk To Me, Special Ops: Lioness, Sisu, Minx, Futurama, and Glitch: The Rise and Fall of HQ Trivia

Dan and SImon argue over Barbie. But they also review Oppenheimer, Justified: City Primeval, and Command Z

Movies to be Screen Watching with

Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Pt 1, The Horror of Dolores Roach, Nimona, and Gold Diggers

Crack that whip! Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny

Transformers: Rise of The Beasts, Secret Invasion, The Walking Dead: Dead City, I’m a Virgo, Reality

The Flash, Elementals, The Betoota Advocate Presents, You Hurt My Feelings

The Idol, Based On a True Story, To Catch a Killer, and The new Boy

Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse, The Year I Started Masturbating, Deadloch, and The Boogeyman

“Just f**king end it already”

The Mother, High Desert, Limbo, Platonic

Hypnotic, Muppets Mayhem, Still: A Michael J Fox Story, City On Fire

Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 | Bupkis | Olga | Silo | Slip | Beau Is Afraid

Fatal Attraction | The Diplomat | Ghosted | Mrs Davis | 80 For Brady

This week: Evil Dead Rise, Dead Ringers, Hunger, Drops of God, A Good Person, and Suzume

Tiny Beautiful Things | Mafia Mama | Marvellous Mrs Maisel | Ride On

We watched: The Super Mario Bros Movie, Beef, The Pope’s Exorcist, The Company You Keep, Air, Murder Mystery 2

We watched: Dungeons and Dragons, The Big Door Prize, Tetris, and Grease: Rise of The Pink Ladies

We watched: John Wick 4, The Night Agent, Rabbit Hole, and Boston Strangler

We watched: Shazam: Fury of The Gods, Class of 07, Pearl, Swarm, and Lucky Hank

We watched: Perry Mason s2, Scream 6, Will Trent, 65, All The Beauty and Bloodshed

We watched: Daisy Jones and The Six, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, Empire of Light, and True Lies (2023)

We watched: Cocaine Bear, Rockwiz, Party Down, Not Dead Yet, and Aftersun

We watched: Ant-Man Quadrophenia (Check accuracy of that before publishing), Marc Maron: From Bleak To Dark, Women Talking, Hello Tomorrow!, Viking Wolf, and Close

We watched: Nolly, All Quiet on The Western Front, The Critic, and Spoiler Alert

We Watched: Three Pines, Knock At The Cabin, Cunk on Earth, Shotgun Wedding, Paris 13th District

We watched: Poker Face, Tar, Shrinking, and True Spirit

We're watching: Babylon, The Last of Us, Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre, Alaska Daily, Transfusion, and The Whale

We Watched: Blueback, Emily, and Marcel The Shell With Shoes On

The best TV of 2022