All Episodes

Matchday 17 - Avondale are the 2nd best Italian team in the world, Goalkeeping howlers and fog at Dandy City, The sharks get finned by Hume and Bran gets stitched up by a Ukranian

Matchday 16 - Avondale sit pretty on top, Souths slump deepens. Who needs the bloody euros!

Matchday 15 - Altona put in a magical performance, Dandy City slay Heidelberg Warriors, Humge get the rub of the Green and Will is almost right for once

Matchday 14 - Victorian football takes another break, Late drama at St Albans and Hume, Goal of the season scored by Duggan and Bran paints his driveway

Matchday 13 - Bumper mid season review show!

Matchday 12 - Goalkeeping heroics at Avondale, Knights get a high five from Bentleigh, Thunder and Magic have some late drama and Bran is officially sad

Matchday 11 - Late drama at Avondale vs Hume, Knights get their revenge, we have a new league leader and Bran gets relegated....Again

Matchday 9 - Hume hit St. Albans for 6, Knights and Gully share a point, Dandy City get off the bottom of the table

Matchday 8 - South Melbourne still unbeaten, Dandy Thunder catch a break, Bran forgets to Tweet and we suck at tipping

Matchday 7 - Oakleigh and Knights play out a 118 minute draw, South Melbourne keep their unbeaten streak alive, NPLW round 1 kicks off, Cup draws and we get mad at Heidelberg

Matchday 6 - Port Melbourne put 5 past St Albans, Eastern Lions smash and grab 3 points, Heidelberg knock off the Knights and an FFA Cup round of Cupsets

Matchday 5 - Knights and Avondale share the points like 2 besties, South Melbourne put 4 past Altona, Heidelberg and Oakleigh climb into the top 6 and Bran is late

Matchday 4 - Knights get a big 3 points, Avondale thump Dandy City, Heidelberg come from behind and Bransen is a massive grub

Matchday 3 - Green Gully are singing in the rain at Avondale, Altona and Heidelberg put on a show, Knights lose it late and we are bad a tipping

Matchday 2 - Port Melbourne win a Friday night barn burner, Knights shine bright and Lions put in a shift

Matchday 1 - Avondale get a late winner, Dandy Derby draw, Berisha is a tosser and great Suburban poles

Season 2021 NPL Preview Show

The corona virus episode

Matchday 5 - Hume unbeaten, Avondale hit the Knights for 6, Oakleigh more like choke-leigh

Matchday 4 - Hume City maintain perfection, another week of great goals, venemous jellyfish and Will goes to Hobbiton

Matchday 3 - Hume City continue their great start to the season, some cracking goals across Aus, we call for more columns in the NPL and Bran gets giddy about Liverpool losing

Matchday 2 - Brandon Barnes busts a gut, South Melbourne score goals, Chris Gleeson joins the SPP and Bransen has a car update

Matchday 1 - St Albans go bang! A delicious Dandy Derby, Plenty of cards and a bit of country music

NPL Victoria Season 2020 Preview

THE GRAND FINALE - Bentleigh beat Avondale, Calder are WNPL champions and Dandenong Thunder stay up

Episode 31 - Avondale are dominant against Oakleigh, Bentleigh Greens beat the bergers, we interview Phil Riccobene and preview this weekends bumper 3 final sunday!

Episode 30 - Bentleigh beat Green Gully, Oakleigh Cannon into the semi's and we say goodbye to Southern United

Episode 29 - Heidelberg are back to back premiers, Kingston City and Pasco vale go down fighting, Bransen thinks Pulp Fiction is about a juice bar and we preview the elimination final

Episode 28 - Heidelberg beat Avondale, we nail kitbag, Bran talks about the USS Alabama and we preview a cracking final round

Episode 27 - Hume City win their first piece of silver, Knights go out of 2 cups in 1 week, Bransen searches for under 20 water polo players and we preview Avondale vs Heidelberg

Episode 26 - Heidelberg get a late winner, Paco anchor themselves to the bottom, Bransen thinks Goldeneye is a movie about a philanthropic art dealer

Episode 25 - A cracking round of NPL action, Will cuts Bran off and Bran goes op shopping

Episode 24 - Kingston back up a big win with a big loss, Bran struggles to name a movie and Will puts some fingers up

Episode 23 - A cold and wet weekend of NPL action, we record twice and Will's mum gives us a ring

Episode 22 - A disenchanting Dandy Derby, Avondale slip up again, a player uses an umbrella and we watch some live games

Episode 21 - Dandy Thunder's miraculous win, an outfield player goes in goals and Bran pumps up a ball

Episode 20 - Kingston climb off the bottom, Dandy City & Oakleigh look like finals contenders, we mention Vince Ruggari heaps and some boycotts kit bag

Episode 19 - A costly miss for Green Gully, Port Melbourne go wacko on Paco and Will & Bran hit up Lakeside

Episode 18 - Oakleigh put in a 5-star performance, Dandy City keep climbing up the table, the Matildas get a graffitied car and Bran forgets to feed George

Episode 17 - The top teams decide to draw while the bottom teams decide to win, a bloody tasty FFA Cup draw, we discuss a potential new club the Altona Drop Bears and a bonkers round 16 preview.

Episode 16 - South Melbourne keep charging on, Avondale can't do it on a rainy Tuesday in Sunshine, tight middle table and not enough green kits

Episode 15 - Avondale lose, a Hellas good greek derby, mid season review and Will's average wedding

Episode 14 - Dandy City get off the bottom of the table, Calder United running away with the WNPL, Bransen wears a vegan kit and FFA Cup round 6 fixtures

Episode 13 - Hume are average in the league but bonkers in the cup, Heidelberg make it 5 and goalkeepers in hats

Special episode - Marcos Flores Interview

Episode 12 - We thank Syria for our friendship, Heidelberg score 5, Twitter bashing and George gets more food

Episode 11 - We look at NPL leagues across the country and Will gets emotional over a street sign

Episode 10 - Avondale give Thunder six of the best, George picks his first win and Will misses a bus.

Special episode - Liam Boland interview

Episode 9 - The top teams drop points, the champions climb the table and George succeeds at being cute.

Episode 8 - Friday night goes bananas, Avondale keep rolling, managerial mayhem and we unleash George

Special episode - Alex Salmon interview

Episode 7 - The Cannons finally fire, Avondale score five, the Wheel of Misfortune sort of claims its first victim and Will spends $30 on food

Episode 6 - Kingston City are the kings of Monday Night, the wheel of misfortune, Bransen apologises and William wins but still loses

Episode 5 - Dandy City get their first win, Avondale go top, we argue whether a 2-1 win is actually a win

Episode 4 - The fallout from the green on green derby, Bransen and I hate each other but we both like sun smart goalkeepers

NPLW Preview - We look at the upcoming NPLW season, chat to a guest and reveal our favourite team.

Episode 3 - Pray for the keepers, the green on green derby preview and unsustainable veganism

Episode 2 - Lights out Heidelberg, Hume and Avondale for the finals and $15 food challenge

The Pilot - NPL Victoria kick off!