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Social Distancer — 263 episodes · page 1 of 3
Episode 218 - Joanna in Scotland! AZ Vaccine latest! US Navy filmed UFOs!
Episode 226 - Delta variant doubling every 9 days! Long Covid! UAP report previewed! UFOs at Fukushima and Chernobyl!
Episode 223 - India variant! Dodgy Dave! New US Navy footage of UFO submerging into ocean!
Sausage Johnson Resigns!
Will members of the Cabinet resign soon?
Johnson & Sunak: They lied to you, they broke the law!
Day 11 - Is my swollen mouth a sign that the beast has left me?
Day 10 - Slowly improving
Day 9 - I think I'm getting better!
Day 8 - I'm on antibiotics
Day 7 - Downward turn
Day 6 - Nightmare Alley 1947
Day 5 - Mum's gone to Iceland!
Day 4 - I have less energy!
Day 3 - Take lots of vitamin D!
Day 2 - I still feel fine!
I have Covid!
The Queen has Covid!
The 2021 Christmas Special!
SE2 EP2 - Johnson Loses True Blue North Shropshire! Omicron Sweeps UK!
Social Distancer SEASON 2! We are BACK, BAYBEEEEE!
Episode 232 - Paranormal Blip podcast arrives Friday! Falling confirmed cases! Tory corruption!
Episode 231 - #FreeDumbDay Special: Sausage Johnson Vs the world!
Episode 230 - UPDATE: Sausage removes all safeguards! Herd Immunity of children! Up to 100,000 cases by July 19th! UAP debate gets weird!
Episode 229 - UAP Report Special: what it means and where it leads! Mancock resigns! Delta Plus!
Episode 228 - Daniel Morgan! Learn the new Delta variant symptoms! Eisenhower! US have a UFO craft!
Episode 227 - Step 4 delayed! G7! Shadow biosphere! Humankinds!
Episode 224 - UAPs go mainstream! India variant will rise exponentially!
Episode 225 - Noel in New York! UFO in Dartington! India variant dominates!
Episode 222 - Covid was widespread in Italy in 2019! Labour civil war! High strangeness at Skinwalker Ranch!
Episode 221 - The Shortie! 100 days of President Biden! Sausage scandal! India update!
Episode 220 - Phil's Year in Review! India's Covid Crisis! Tory Sleaze!
Episode 219 - Noel in New York! I get my 2nd vaccine on Saturday!
Episode 215 - Anniversary Special! Emily in Tokyo!
Episode 214 - Sexism and racism in the UK
Episode 213 - *UPDATED* Meghan Harry Oprah Vs Royals! Biden: vaccinate all adults by the end of May!
Episode 211 - UPDATED! Roadmap: Masks in classrooms! Emma on an uncanny coincidence! Cruz Vs Texas!
Episode 210 - Historic Impeachment! Possible Covid futures! Launch of Paranormal Blip!
Episode 209 - I've had my first vaccination shot! Jackie Weaver! Biden's rescue plan latest!
Episode 208 - Trump was a Russian asset!
Episode 207 - Inauguration special! UK variant: 30-40% deadlier! Surprise sea shanty! Lost spoilers!
Episode 206 - Trump impeached again! The insurrection was planned! 100,000 UK Covid deaths! Lost Spoilers!
Episode 205 - Deluded loser Trump incites treasonous chaos! Record deaths! Lost spoilers!
LOCKDOWN 3 Special! Stay at home! Trump caught on tape!
Episode 204 - UPDATED Review of 2020! The Sausage speaks! Vaccine approval! Tier movement! New song!
Episode 203 - The Christmas Special! Film reviews! Music! Premonitions!
Episode 202 - UPDATE: Tier 4! Covids flee London! Stay safe at Christmas + Tom Cruise's COVID rant!
Episode 200! - Noel in New York! The Covid Awards! Music to get down to!
Episode 199 - Vaccine jingoism!
Episode 198 - BioNTech/Pfizer vaccine is approved!
Episode 197 - Social Distancer will go to one show a week from next week!
Episode 196 - Lockdown 2 is working! R falls, below 1 in some regions!
Episode 195 - Tiers for fears! Thanksgiving special: Trump, cronies & hope for better days
Episode 194 - Zinc down the sink: vaccine queen sutures future, lays low unseen foe!
Episode 193 - There is no news! But 57 years ago today JFK was assassinated!
Episode 192 - Lockdown 2 isn't working: cases continue to rise across most of England
Episode 191 - Joanna in Scotland! New restrictions to start on Friday
Episode 190 - More great vaccine news!
Episode 189 - Cummings' legacy: lies, corruption and distrust
Episode 188 - Dominic Cummings leaves: a misconceived slumming
Episode 187 - UK & US keep on grifting in the free world
Episode 186 - New Zealand special! Living thorough a pandemic with support from a caring government
Episode 185 - Biden Wins! Election Victory Special!
Episode 184 - The world waits for Biden's victory!
Episode 183 - Biden on the cusp of victory!
Episode 182 - New map: 345 - 193. Biden will win Texas & Arizona, but lose Florida & North Carolina!
Episode 181 - UK Lockdown Two: Masks in schools should be mandated now
Episode 180 - The Times report National Lockdown from Weds Nov 4th to Dec 1st!
Episode 179 - Sir David King: Johnson's response is criminal; deaths could have been 1000
Episode 178 - Northern Tories to Sausage Johnson: What's your plan to get out of the tiers?
Episode 177 - Sunday Superspreader Special! Can Biden Win Texas?
Episode 176 - Trump Vs Biden Final Debate Review
Episode 175 - Leading SAGE scientist: "tens of thousands of deaths" in UK by Christmas
Episode 174 - Where's the circuit break? Sausage Johnson would rather save face than save lives
Episode 173 Nonmibus Special - Oh Carolina! North Carolina boosts Biden's lead: 334 - 204
Episode 172 - Andy Burnham Vs Sausage Johnson / Biden Vs Trump!
Episode 171 - Northern Ireland circuit break & my US Election Prediction: Biden 319 Vs Trump 219
Episode 170 - BREAKING: SAGE wanted circuit break 3 weeks ago but Johnson's 3 tiers changes little.
Omnibus: Covid Made Me Do It!
Episode 169 - The panic and stress of waiting for a Covid test result. It's negative!
Episode 168 - Michelle Obama's Closing Argument
Omnibus - Trump's Covid: beyond the spin, how ill is the president?
Episode 166 - BREAKING: Trump flown to Walter Reed hospital!
Breaking news: Trump tests positive for Covid!
Episode 165 - Debate Review: Elemental Trump; raw fury as Trump fights to save his presidency.
Episode 164 - Trump Vs Biden debate preview
Omnibus: Breaking News - Trump's Tax Bombshell
Episode 163 - Crazed confrontation on the bus births a new superhero: "I'm the Window Opener!"
Episode 162 - Why is a government advisor promoting herd immunity bullshit?
Reaction Special! The sausage spews one good line: "Your mild cough is someone else's death knell"
Episode 161 - Pubs & Restaurants to close at 10pm
Omnibus Episode 8: 14th - 20th September. Johnson fails while infections surge.
Episode 160 - UK infections are doubling every 8 days
Episode 159 - No trace of tests: new normal falls apart
Episode 158 - Miliband has Sausage Johnson for breakfast, lunch and dinner
Omnibus Episode 7: 7th - 13th September. The week everything changed!
Episode 157 - Birthday special!
Episode 156 - The Rule of 6 (with caveats)
Episode 155 - First day back at work & Augusto in Italy!
Omnibus Episode 6: 31st August - 6th September. The 2nd Wave Hits The UK!