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Squelch! The Video Game Book Club! — 343 episodes
(Dragon Age: The Veilguard) HALLA BACK GIRL
(Dragon Age: The Veilguard) HE’S NOT EVIL SO STOP ASKING
(Dragon Age: The Veilguard) MERRIL VEIL HOPPED SO THEY COULD VEIL JUMP
(Final Fantasy VI) STORMRAIGE DID EVERYTHING WRONG
(Final Fantasy VI) WILL STORMRAIGE UNCURSE THE SHIELD BY THE END OF THE EPISODE?
(Final Fantasy VI) GAMING VIA LIST or DIES TO PHOENIX DOWN
(Final Fantasy VI) HOW MANY FISH DOES HE NEED or THEY HAVEN’T EATEN THEIR OXYGEN
(Final Fantasy VI) WHEN AN EVIL CLOWN TELLS YOU THEY ARE AN EVIL CLOWN, BELIEVE THEM
(Final Fantasy VI) THIS IS A PERFECT PLAN AND WILL DEFINITELY NOT BACKFIRE AT ALL!
(Final Fantasy VI) CYAN DOESN’T HYDRATE or IT’S THE 90’s
(Final Fantasy VI) YOU CAN’T OUTRUN A TRAIN, BUT YOU CAN SUPLEX IT or PIECES OF THINGS
(Final Fantasy VI) HE’S A FLIRTY BOI or DE, DE, DE, DEE, DEE, DEE, DE, DE, DEE
(Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) BROODING… AND FRESHLY DONE BROODING or WHY DOES GOD NEED A PAINTING
(Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) BACKFLIP BEFORE THE FINISH LINE
(Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) STOP. WAIT. WHAT? WHAT?!!
(Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) THE WHEEEE BALANCES OUT THE WOOOOO
(Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) TRY NOT TO CRY CHALLENGE: IMPOSSIBLE
(Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) BORDERLINE OFFENSIVELY FRENCH or SACK-A-POTATOES
(Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE THAT’S HOW THE GAME STARTS
(Dispatch) OW MY BLACK CENSORSHIP BOX, MY PERFECT BLACK CENSORSHIP BOX
(Dispatch) KEEP UP
(Dispatch) PHENOMAAM? PHEMOMAN? PHENOMAMAM?
(Dragon Age: Inquisition) I’M IN THE BOOK!
(Dragon Age: Inquisition) TRY UNPLUGGING YOUR HAKKON AND PLUGGING IT BACK IN
(Dragon Age: Inquisition) DIGGY DIGGY HOLE THE DLC
(Mass Effect: Andromeda) FOLLOW THE ALIEN PLUMBING
(Mass Effect: Andromeda) THIS QUEST COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL
(Mass Effect: Andromeda) ARRAKIS AT HOME
(Mass Effect: Andromeda) DO ELAADEN NEXT
(Mass Effect: Andromeda) DELUXE SAUSAGE MCMUFFIN QUESTS
(Mass Effect: Andromeda) BE COLD ON VOELD. BE BOLD AND THE KETT WILL FOLD.
(Mass Effect: Andromeda) WE PATHFOUND SOMETHING
(Mass Effect: Andromeda) BUILDING SHADERS AND RETICULATING SPLINES IN SPACE, SPACE, SPACE...
(Dragon Age: Inquisition) MOMMY ISSUES: THE GAME!
(Dragon Age: Inquisition) ABSOLUTE DORKWAGON OF A MAGE
(Dragon Age: Inquisition) THE INQUISITOR PLAYS BLOOD ON THE CLOCKTOWER
(Dragon Age: Inquisition) #NOTMYHAWKE
(Dragon Age: Inquisition) IT’S SERA
(Dragon Age: Inquisition) OH! CULLEN IS THAT GUY?!
(Dragon Age: Inquisition) JUSTINE? JOLINE? JUSTAPHINE? JOSEPHINE!
(Dragon Age 2) YOU NEED TO WORK IT OUT BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU
(Dragon Age 2) I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS PODCAST, YOU DEAL WITH IT, HAWKE
(Dragon Age 2) BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL: THE DLC, FEAT. FELICIA DAY
(Dragon Age 2) BAD LEADERSHIP: THE GAME
(Dragon Age 2) SER ALRIK AND THE TRANQUILIZERS IS MY EMO BAND
(Dragon Age 2) - A LIVING WAGE FOR CHILDREN!
(Dragon Age 2) LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER
Squelch! Live at Blizzletcon!
(Dragon Age 2) SAME QUEST, THREE DIFFERENT JOURNEYS
(Dragon Age 2) NOBODY CALL ME ON THIS
(Dragon Age 2) THEY FIXED IT IN 2! AGAIN!
(Dragon Age: Origins) BUT DON’T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT
(Dragon Age: Awakening) I’M DYING SAVE KIDS
(Dragon Age: Awakening) DANISH ELVES
(Dragon Age: Origins) MORRIGAN WRITES A LETTER TO THE STORK
(Dragon Age: Origins) THAIG RHYMES WITH ORANGE
(Dragon Age: Origins) THANK YOU WARDEN! BUT OUR PARAGON IS IN A DIFFERENT THAIG!
(Dragon Age: Origins) WEREWOLVES, THEREWOLVES
(Dragon Age: Origins) MATT, WHY DO YOU HAVE A TOOTHBRUSH?
(Dragon Age: Origins) THEY DIDN’T EVEN TRY
(Dragon Age: Origins) DRINK THE BLOOD: SLURP, SLURP, SLURP
(Dragon Age: Origins) ACCIDENTAL SIDE QUESTING
(Dragon Age: Origins) TAB TO SEE THE MATRIX
(Dragon Age: Origins) DUNCAN STABBED FIRST
(Chrono Trigger) WHICH CAME FIRST, THE CHRONO TRIGGER OR THE TIME EGG?
(Chrono Trigger) MOUNTAIN OF [JOEY LAWRENCE] WOAH
(Chrono Trigger) Masamune? Masamune. Masa? Masa. Mune? Masamune.
(Chrono Trigger) HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRONO TRIGGER
(Mass Effect 3) THE ENDING IS A MAN AND A SMALLER MAN
【Mass Effect 3】 183 PULL-UPS
【Mass Effect 3】 HE WAS A LIZARD BOY, SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER, BOY
(Mass Effect 3) SOMEONE ON THE CITADEL NEEDS A MCMUFFIN
(Mass Effect 3) - I MISS MY FRIENDS
(Mass Effect 2) SNES ERA GIANT BOSS
(Mass Effect 2) IT’S A TAXI, IT HAS A METER
(Mass Effect 2) SHEPARD... THAT'S A PLANT
(Mass Effect 2) I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD AND SQUELCH IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME PODCAST
(Mass Effect 2) THEY ACTUALLY FIXED IT IN TWO!!!
(X-Mass Effect) SO LONG KAIDAN
(X-Mass Effect) WELCOME TO CORPO HOTH
(X-Mass Effect) HR VIOLATIONS IN SPACE, SPACE, SPACE, SPACE...
(X-Mass Effect) THEY FIX IT IN 2
(Castlevania) SOAKING IN CASTLEVANIA
(Return of the Obra Dinn) RETURN OF THE OBRA DONE
(Return of the Obra Dinn) PEPE SYLIVA MEME
(Return of the Obra Dinn) THE SINGLE TRIANGLE OF DUMB
(Darkest Dungeon) TIME ENJOYED IS NOT WASTED -MATTATARMS
(Darkest Dungeon) I SAID, MATT'S NOT GRUMPY ANYMORE! DO YOU HEAR ME? HE'S NOT GRUMPY ANYMORE!
(Darkest Dungeon) WHERE THE FUN IS?!
(Life is Strange) A TIME VORTEX WORTH EXPLORING?
(Life is Strange) SO MANY QUACKS
(Life is Strange) HE’S A DRINGUS
(Life is Strange) OH, ALYSSA, STOP GETTING HIT BY THINGS
(Life is Strange) WHY DID YOU TWO EAT ALL THE OATS?!
(CULT OF THE LAMB) CULTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN?!
(CULT OF THE LAMB) REMIND ME OFF MICHAEL
(CULT OF THE LAMB) COZY CULT SIM
(CULT OF THE LAMB) I AM THE MANAGER. WHY AM I PICKING UP POOP?!
(HADES 2) NEW GAMES, SAME SQUELCH
SO LONG, HEARTHSTONE, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH
MMMMM, MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
SIX STRAIGHT HOURS OF SMOOTH JAZZ WITH SMARMS
SQUELCH SEASON 2 AND THE NEW SQUELCH FORMAT
STORMRAIGE, SPELL ZIN-AZSHARI
OHHH ELECTRIC STORM CITY
MATT USED TO NAME ALL THE EPISODES
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M FEELING...
AND NOW YOU HAVE TO CRAFT ARFUS
TWENTY-FOUR MINUTE CLOCK
THIS EPISODE IS A DM TO MATTATARMS
OOPS! NO GOOFS.
YES THE ENTIRE ROPE DROP IS 75 SECONDS LONG
SUCH A GREAT MOOOOVE
LOCATION ON 3
DOOMGUARD, UHHHH!
THE MICHAEL BAY OF CARD GAMES BUT ITS GOOD
SHEEP ALMOST FELL ON THE POD
AFTER DORK EXTRAVAGANZA
DUST BUTTON BUDDY
THE GHOST OF JOE ROGAN
TITLE GOES HERE with SMARMS
CALL TO ARM
ONLYDANS 2: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DECKTECH!
The Deulogy 2: Electric Boogaloo
THE DEULOGY
RANK FLOOR PROBLEMS
12 GOODS OF SQUELCHCAST – 2023 EDITION
THE COVID BRAIN EPISODE
IS HEARTHSTONE ESPORTS OGRE?
THE $2500 CARDBACK
STORMRAIGE DUNKS ON DAN0
SHOWDOWN IN THE PRETTY DARN GOOD META LANDS
RE-REWIND
THREE SHOWDOWN IN THE BADLANDS STANDARD PRE-PURCHASE BUNDLES COURTESY OF BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT
META SQUELCH
POTENTIALLY HEROES OF WARCRAFT
EPISODE 200!
YOINK! THAT CARD IS GONE.
ANOMALY! RANDOM EFFECT IN PLAY!
IT'S “THE” PATENT
NOT MY YOGG
I’M IN Y'SHAARJ NOW
I DID DRAW PATCHES THO
TACO BELLTRAYAL
MATT SAID EAR HOLES, STORMRAIGE SAID SHIP
DADDY’S GOT TO HIT LEGEND
THE LARCENY CUBE
ALL CAPS TITANS!
Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?!
SQUELCH IS FOUR! (COURTESY OF BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT)
THE ONE WITH SMARMS
YOU HAVE TO YELL THE NAME OF THE EXPANSION
CAN’T PLAY THE NEW SWING FORMAT
THE 400 FRIEND PONZI SCHEME
HERO SQUELCH POWER
WE FORGOT TO CALL MENAGERIE WARRIOR JOEY WHEELER WARRIOR
HE’S A 10 BUT HE ALSO TWEETS ABOUT HEATHSTONE
A CITY OF ELECTRIC SHEEP FEATURING ELECTRICSHEEPCITY AKA ESHEEP
DAN0 READ THE PATCH NOTES
A NAGA DAGWOOD
ARE WE CALLING THIS ART?
SPORTS SANDWICH
DAN0 AND STORMRIAGE ARE GOOD LISTENERS
LUFFY DRUID!
THEY’RE BOTH PIG
DAN0'S JUST SAYIN'
BUY A CHICKEN SANDWICH AND FIGURE IT OUT
GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO FORGED IN THE BARRENS
WIN 5 LOSE 5
THE ONE WITH JUSTAGUY
SQUELCH BONUS EPISODE - YU-GI-OH EPISODES 1-3
NEW GAME MODE: DATING RUN
DAGRON PALADIN HIPSTER
70% OF THE TIME EVERY TIME
MEDIOCRE WHITE GUY ADVICE
FIXED YOUR GAME
KEEP IT SNAPPY
NEW YEAR, SAME SQUELCH
MIGHTY GOT PAVELING BOOKED
SQUELCH JUMPED THE GOOSE
THEY SAID THE PERFECT BRICK JOKE DIDN’T EXIST
MAKING SURE THE DARNED ARE ALL DARNED
IT’S THE I’M WITH STUPID CARDBACK
THE NEW PORTRAIT COSTS ONE HADES
WE'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT A FIDELITONE IS EITHER
A KETTLE-CORN SODA FLAVORED BRICK IN THE MOUTH
SPOOKYWEEN BONUS EPISODE! HALLOWEENTOWN COMMENTARY!
JUST A VANILLA SUNDAY
BEN HEATHSTONE IS GREAT
DUNKIN’ ON STARBY’S
ARENA BONUS: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
ONLY BOLO TIES AND TOP HATS
FINGER GUNS and POINTING
ENTHRALIMUND RETURNS, REPORTS THE REVENDRETH REVIEW
WE ARE A LIZARD ENTERTAINMENT PODCAST NOW
DID WE JUST TALK ABOUT HEARTHSTONE?!
ONE HERO TO CHOOSE FROM
CATS COMMENTARY BONUS EPISODE!
“HEARTHSTONE IS FUN” - NEIL ARMSTRONG ON THE MOON
HUFFY HORSE BORF GUY
YOU DON’T TEETH MATH
YOUR BEST SOURCE OF CASTLE NATHRIA INFORMATION!
THE CHOCO TACO CONSPIRACY
SQUELCH IS THREE YEARS OLD! IT’S OFFICIALLY A TODDLER NOW!
ALL COFFEE NO DECKTECH
NERVES THAT GO PLACES
OOPS, ALL GOODS
BEST VACATION EVER
THE ONE WITH EDELWEISS
DIAB-YO
PLEASE NOTICE US
BILLION WITH A B
IS IT CONFIRMATION BIAS IF?
CRACKLIN’ OAT BRAN IS WHERE WE END THE POD
SIX KINDS OF SALT featuring STEVENSENSEI!
NOW WE KNOW WHY KAIBA WANTS THAT FOURTH BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
TACO TIME VS. AMIGOS
THE SECOND HALF OF THIS SHOW IS NOT NOT A STAR TREK PODCAST
CONGA LINE WAITING TO HAPPEN
STORMRAIGE WITH THE LIGHTS OFF RECORDING A PODCAST AT TANAGRA
DRUIDSTONE IS VERY DRUIDY
GOODBYES AND GOOD RIDDANCES TO SCHOLOMANCE ACADEMY
POUR ONE OUT FOR HERO POWER
DAN0 AND STORMRAIGE ARE BNET OFFICIAL
I TOLD YOU THAT'D BE FUNNY. YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.
We’re a Dan Down ALL CAPS
SYNERGISTIC MANAGEMENT SOLUTIONS WARRIOR
"BLIZZARD NEED NEW BLOOD" SAYS RANDOM FORUM POSTER, DETAILS AT 11:00
POOR MAN’S JOEY WHEELER
ONLYDANS feat. STORMRAIGE
ONLY ELEVEN DAYS TO GO!
#fastcartalk
HEARTHSTONE TMZ
TITLE IDEA?
ARENA CUBES ARE COMING SOON. IT WAS PROMISED.
A TROGG NAMED FLAPPY
MATT SAID TO NAME THIS EPISODE “DAN WAS RIGHT”
THE 12 GOODS OF SQUELCH CAST
HOT SAUCE PIE BOSS
LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS WITH TIRION
I LOVE CHESS, I LOVE LAMP
THE WORST LITTLE DREADLORD
SKULL DUMPLING
ROLL AROUND IN PILES OF MONEY
LET THEM SWORD YOU!
IT'S TIME TO DUELZ (BONUS EPISODE 2)
LIVE ACTION TOGWAGGLE HERO PORTRAIT
HA! NOW YOU HAVE THE DR MARIO SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD
DO BETTER
OUR SWEET BABY BOY FRED IS FOUR YEARS OLD!
I’M NOT A PLANE DOCTOR WITH RIDICULOUS HAT
FIRESIDE GATHERINGS AND INNKEEPING WITH AVANTIES! (BONUS EPISODE 1)
RESEMBLING SAPIENT TREES
DUDES TALKING ABOUT CARS
MECHA DAN0
MATTATARMS HAS HIS OWN CARD!!
CHOOSE YOUR OWN WAILING CAVERNS ADVENTURE
TOO MUCH GERIATRIC MILLENIAL BEEF!
FREE PIZZA FOR HEARTHSTONE INFLUENCER MATTATARMS! EVERYTHING IS EASIER WHEN YOU ARE 6’7’’ AND YOU WENT TO HARVARD.
IF CARDS WERE BETTER, THEY WOULD BE BETTER
FAT WOLVERINE FROM THE X-MEN
MATTATARMS WAS EATEN BY AN UNDEAD DINOSAUR
MATT IS RETIRING BECAUSE HE MADE A REAL DECK
LOGAN’S RUN AND SOYLENT GREEN SPOILER CAST
WE NEED A HEARTHSTONE PRO-AM SO LUNA AND CHEVY CHASE PLAY ON THE SAME TEAM
PODCAST TITLES ARE A CORE PART OF PODCASTING
12 BLADES ARE BETTER THAN ONE, MAYBE
GOOD-BYES AND GOOD RIDDANCE'S: PART DEUX
SQUELCH PODCAST LEAGUE
(っ◕‿◕)っ COMING TO STRANGLE YOU!
YOU CAN TURN IT OFF WHEN WE START TALKING ABOUT HERO PORTRAITS
I HAVE A VERY GREAT FRIEND IN ROME NAMED BIGUS TICKATUS
WE ARE A SHANTY PODCAST NOW
HERE’S A PODCAST! PSYCH, IT’S ANOTHER SHAMAN.
SEE PREVIOUS TITLE
68, NICE
ENTHRALIMUND LEADING WITH THE POTTY JOKES
IT’S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!
TURKEY MEAT BIRD!
IT’S LIKE JOEY RAMONE’S HAIRCUT HAD A BABY
SCHMUCK ASYMMETRY
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TIME CHANGES YOU!
Squelch Squelch Squelch, Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!, Squelch Squelch Squelch, Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!
HEARTHSTONE HEROES BUT WITH 2001 X-MEN ART AND THEY MAKE AN APPEARANCE ON PAW PATROL
MORE LIKE DORKMOONE FAIRE, AMIRITE?!!
15 PENS FLUNG
OLD MAN SPIDERMAN MEME
FATTY BRISKET
CANADIAN GEESE ARE WORSE THAN RACOONS
"THEY DO EXIST!" SAID SANTA
I GOT THE BUTTONS!
TASTE MY FLAMES!
THIS GAME IS AWESOME!
TASTE MY GRILLED CHEESE
SOUL FRAGMENTS NOT SOUL STONES, WHOOPS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUELCH!
CASSEROLES OF THE PLAGUELANDS
YOUR Q’s ARE A’d!
TEN MINUTES AFTER THE SHOW WE FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE SMASHMOUTH RIDDLE, IT WAS AWESOME
BUGS ARE BEASTS!
STEPHEN GEORGIOU, WILL YOU BE A GUEST ON OUR PODCAST? WE LOVE YOU!
THE ANSWER TO THE ULTIMATE QUESTION OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING
BLACK LIVES MATTER
I DON'T REMEMBER THE TITLE OF THIS EPISODE AND I'M TOO LAZY TO LOOK IT UP
IT’S A NEW RECORD! FEATURING BOTTICUS!!
DOCTOR MCGOOTCH IS IN
FAMOUS LAST WORDS, I DON’T THINK THIS EPISODE WILL RUN LONG...
OUTCASTS AND THEIR STUPID PUNK HAIRCUTS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NINJA NATE GEO!!!!!
GOODBYES AND GOOD RIDDANCES
WE’RE BLACK TEMPLE AND WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU SAD. ROCK.
YEAR OF THE FIRE CHICKEN! WE KNOW EVERYTHING! LISTEN ONLY TO US!
BARRENS CHAT
CASTEROLE THE CASSEROLE PODCAST
WASH YOUR HANDS
EPISODE 29 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
WHOOPS! THAT'S A LATE PATCH
CH-CH-CH-CHANGES
HEAL, HEAL, DEATHRATTLE, TAUNT, TAUNT, REZ, DIE
So about this meta...
DA SCENT OF DAGRONS
BWOOO, I’M A TREE!
Dan0 Goes a Wee Bit Off the Rails
We’re a Real Hearthstone Podcast Now!
Better Late Than Never?! (ft. RoguishBard)
Hearthstone, Battlegrounds, Deathwing, Autostone, Deathchess... hooray?
Dear Hearthstone Fans, GG, Love Iksar
Blame RidiculousHat for the Length of this Cast
This (Canadian) Thanksgiving We’re Thankful for Hearthstone (Mostly)
Hearthstone Grandmaster Blitzchung vs. Activision Blizzard
Is it really cheating if Blizzard wants you to cheat?
The Story of a Leaky Hearthstone Grandmaster
Animation Sensation
Which one is the Mogu Cultist?
Cheaters and Brann and Quest Hunter, Oh My!
Fred and Friends featuring Meerak
Out of the jungle and into the dessert. (Yum!)
Iksar Needs to Drop Bombs the Day Before We Record
Opening Packs is Really Fun
Saviors of Uldum Waiting Room
Four Patches are Totally Fine
Something, something hour long card reveal. [insert laugh emoji here]
Year of (Fred the Squelch) Dragon