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Old Lynchy!
Pigs in blankets
i was traumatised
Yorkshire pudding lasagna
Cooking with gas
Go away you stalker
I hope they dont put sugar in it
What are you doing
I was weeing icicles
Don't go to bed smelling of fish & chips
Chicken and sweetcorn soup
There's dinosaurs around
Steve Allen Radio Royalty
I've got nothing on the computer!
Hats off to Mum
Chimpanzee on a high wire
Goblin Mode
Weatherspoons on the moon
Port and lemon
Squirty squirty cream, I love it
Steve Allen tartan
How lovely for a cat to win something
I love sucking an ice cube
Sweep squeaks
Unlucky Strike
Nobody eats gherkins now, do they?
Rice cake drone
The Calm After The Storm
How short is a short shower?
The stotty man
Introducing: Sweeney Talks...
Dogs listening to reggae? I think not.
Fake twiglets
The Hair & The Scare
That takes a little bit of biscuit
Greasy kebabs
Clotted cream in the blood
Badly made duvet
Equal Rights For Octopuses
Lettuce Rejoice
Mrs Tiggy Winkle
It was a dog show, poodles
Soup & Roll Evening
The pink brigade
He's fairly loud
The mash takeover
Pebble dashing
One pan cooking
The Chicken & The Egghead
There's no such thing as a healthy crisp
Global's Make Some Noise
A double bath with 2 steaks
I'm not wild about saunas
Cat food and chips
Number One In Heaven
That's my milk
Liquorice root baton
You're going to get deluged
A Singapore Sling
Under The Weather
On The Button
I do like a hot spike
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom
Seals are so dumb
That's a quick 12 quid
Cheddar's up
Crikey, that makes us feel old
Rule Brittania
A tribute to the Queen
Penny in the slot jobs
I never sussed out Noddy and Big Ears
I've seen pussycats surfing
Twist my arm and call me Susan
It wreaks havoc on your pearly whites
You still get vinyl junkies
Here comes the rain
He Has Become A Wet Lettuce
How Old Is The Lock Ness Monster now?
Your umbrella's dripping all over the place
Heinz hash browns with baked beans inside
You're quite right Noreen
Spiders
I'd hate to be an insect
I just fancied vanilla today
60s nothing nowadays!
Some Like It Hot
Rainy Days & Mondays
Plane talk
Weather Alert
He's just going to look like a complete and utter turnip
I hope you're not selling my beans!
Put it in the overhead locker or I'll shove you up there
Flush Puppies
Ready to socialise, expect stimulating encounters
I used to snore so much I'd wake myself up!
They leave here and go to bed, I leave here and go to Greggs
Nothing worse than beaky curtain twitchers
They've got dogs in Florida that sniff fruit
Fishing for bicycles every year
I've got every version of Goodbye, Mr Chips