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Steve N Allen (almost) Daily — 780 episodes
Bed Bugs & Water Companies
Heat Alerts and Floods
So, Clacton Happened
People looked at the Sun, duh!
What's a Mega-Dinghy?
Burnham’s Release Plans
Should UK Ban Vertical Drinking?
The Professor of BS
Hey, UK, Don’t Release Killers
Criminals Out, ET In!
Hungry Hungry UK
Nuclear Meltdown & M&S Pants
UK is Mad Max & People do Yoga on Planes
Andy Burnham Don't Need No Education
Teens with Benefits, Katy Perry’s Trump Upset
Burnham Goes North & Tom Cruise is Back
Prisons, AI & Dragons
Burnham Bus, BBC Waste
Burnham Begins / Water Woes
MP Safe Rooms, PM's Changing Rooms
1-in-1-out, and a New Monkey
Footy, Fish & Funding
Farage v A Bin
Another Heatwave?
Evri Sues (& more)
Saving The UK & more
It’s Pant-Wettingly Hot
UK Had Nice Weather Shocker
Your Guilty Pleasure
Who Nearly Married Harry
Nepo Marx & More
What Do You Call A Crocodile With No Teeth?
Blair V Starmer
Ruled By Idiots!
Britain’s Marriage Divide
Fancy A (Mr) Tumble?
Benny Hilling
Zombie Starmer | Alan Carr Incel
Ringo News
OK, Trump News
Starmer’s over (the front pages)
Veg is bad for you now
AI Healthcare?
Red Kites at Night...
Mangleworzels
What Time Is It?
Sweet News
Not The Last One
Not now North Korea!
Bonnie & The Wind, both bl...
Steve's Back!
Prison Nookie Update
Complimenting Steve [Audio Only]
Is The UK Safe? [Audio Only]
The Spanish Are Weird [Audio Only]
Banning the Horn [Live Stream]
Warning: May Contain Fish [Audio Only]
Why Ban X? [Live Stream]
Bad Pizza Express [Audio Only]
January Birthday Moans [Audio only]
Who'll be the 245th State? [Live Stream]
Randy Badgers [Audio Only]
"Because we wants it!" [Audio Only]
‘No’ Year’s Resolutions | Hi 2026 | Hot Grannies - A Friday Live 'n' Loose [Live Stream]
How to warm your OAP [Audio Only]
Christmas Special [Live Stream]
Happy Micro-Christmas [Radio Pod]
Amber Warning [Radio Pod]
Trump V BBC [Live Stream]
Sydney Sweeney's not just good genes
Steve Corrects Reeves
Starmer’s TikTok
The Jury's Out [Audio-Only]
Lammy's Trial by Fire
Are we Zombies? [Audio-Only]
Oh, the flippin' Budget
Lammy loves Cosby [Live Stream]
Save London’s Hairy Snail
Russian Subs & Miss Universe [Live Stream]
Steve's Bad Password [Audio-Only]
Money for Old Steve
Dating Pixie Lott [Live Stream]
Bye-bye BBC
Steve bottles feelings live on air
Fake Trumpy?
The King was Heckled!
The one where Steve misses a turtle joke
Reeves cooks the book
Prince Steve? [Live Stream]
Randy Daddy Long-Legs [Audio Only]
[Live Stream] Trump, Maggie & Tom
Stand-up comedian gets lucky with a nurse
Steve attacks Gen Z (again)
Steve and Bonnie Blue
Steve puts the X into Xmas
Steve sleeps like a baby... in a nappy?
Tall (s)Tory
Drinking in the office?
Why, Oh Why?
Like a food special, or something [Audio Only]
Top of the Broths
Warning: Pantos
They eating the swans!
Bin collections every 21 days!
I BET You Have This TAX
Alexa! Don't Do The Accent
Usain Bolt v Steve, who’s fastest?
Penguins Don’t Mate For Life! Ha!
Would you fail your driving test?
This Podcast is Bad for You
End of Angela Rayner’s Reign
Don’t do Twitter on the Sh*tter
Jam Wars!
Talk about the weather, anyone?
Episode 666
Watch out for Undercover Bishops
Steve's Brosé Wine
Delete Your Old Emails Now!
It's like a Heatwave
They Must Have Seen You Coming
One-in, One-out, Nonplussed
My Week, Tonight
Radio-Free - Day 1
Calling Time (FM)
Sorry, but no Ozzy Airport
Dogs in Sunglasses
Donkeys, donkeys, everywhere!
Now what has more germs than your toilet seat?
Should we ban swearing? F*@$ NO!
To catch a spy...
Use your damn headphones
Women Like A Man's Banger?
No Manners Steve
Who dated whom in 1992
Kylie, fat burning berries and talking cats
New diet fad: Eating tomatoes
Danny's Dyerhoea
Can You Spot The 3 Impressions?
Breakfast ice cream, anyone?
Toxic Salads
Pollen v Humans
The Best of Steve N Allen?
Stevie Wonders Being Superstitious
Steve on Blind Date?
Unfair Dodgers
Staycations – so that’s a holiday
My Shrinkflation Plan
Do You Think Model Trains Are Sexy?
Do You Have Anxiety? WELL DO YOU!!?
KFC is getting bigger, so am I
Are Brits into Saunas?
Women Don't Love ALL Bad Boys
Steve Sexiest Man Alive? Or "Steve Sexiest!? Man-Alive!"
They've Cured Headaches
Bear Grylls Eats Nuts
The Great Steve Scam
Donald Trump doesn’t play 4D chess
Petrol Prices Dropping?
It's All Going Well
Who killed JFK?
Shakespeare to Sandwiches
Steve's Spring Breakdown
Am I A Veggie?
Have you seen your GP? Me neither
Are Dogs Better Than Men?
You ruined it, you dirty apes!
Harrison Ford’s booze problem
How to Explain Pork Scratchings to Gen Z
Your celeb hall-pass lists
Rats! Rats! Everywhere!
Reeves' War On Bats
Drone v Bears
Are You Taller Now?
Money CAN buy you happiness
Oscars Cancelled?
The Old Man
Return of the Full English
Science of Dating Younger
Still Happy New Year?
Eggs to Cure Baldness in 2025?
Bye 2025
Steve N Allen's End of Year Review
Love V Romance
Kemi is Wrong! (about sandwiches)
Dad Bod Pride
Android v Apple – Never the twain
First Child v Second Child
AI v Squirrels
When AI Attacks
Dog Venom
Gary Barlow’s son isn’t really tall!
Prices Up Down ‘Spoons
What shall we do with a stupid nursery rhyme?
Mainly Budget-Free Zone
Hot Halloween
Frasier Sells a Boat
Couch Potato Steve
Don't Blame Frustrated Dolphins
Bald Men Are Sexy
AI Steve
What’s dirtier than your toilet seat?
Dishes v Cooking
Shoplifting to Stoplifting
Cheat-Sniffer Dogs?
Ocean's n (Where n ∈ ℤ)
Thrupple Trouble?
Sam Fox on a Plane
Soulmate Check
Dads Can't Win
Chips In The Brain
More Bennifer?
Are there cows on Mars?
The Bane of Being a Man
Do You Know Your Delivery Man?
No FOMO MOFO
Why So Spicy?
Brokendancing
Sir King Attenborough?
Olympics = Good
We're Back!
Biden His Time
The Stubble Bubble
Dr Climate Change-Love
We'll Bounce Back
Tut, Young People, eh?
How To Reach 108
Mowed Down Steve
Posh Socks
Work From Hols
Cars That Judge
Tips and Caps
Election-Free Zone
More Katherine Jenkins’ Marriage Tips
Cyclists and Potholes
Micro-Flirting?
Dogs Are Top Dog
Goodbye Smalltalk!
Cheddar Wins!
Cheese Cocktails?
Pineapple on Burgers?
Free Hot Water
Hot Dogs
When Sharks Don’t Attack
Say No To The Dress
Steve's Rear of the Year
5p In A Cat
Wednesday’s the new Friday
Tourist Time
When Crows Attack (Bald Men)
The Smell of a Cheat
North Korea’s Poo War Latest
Bond Fashion & Money
Salad Cream News
Fruit & Veg
Water, Beer & Sewage
Kylie-Rated Wine & Space HR
Nuts & Cubes
Cozzy Barbs & L-Plate Horror
Not Election Stuff?
Snoop Dogg & Bees
Cash & Wasps
Can't Read My Burger Face
Pharmacies Get The Boot(s)
For Coffee Addicts
Smartphone Addicts Text Helpline
Not Very Northern Lights
Swiss Army Spoon?
Captain Kirk In Space?
Is Will Ferrell a wrong ‘un?
Cost of Drinking Crisis
Court Rap Battle?
Cavemen & Dinosaurs
Dogs, Ghosts & Cranberries
What's In A Name, Karen?
In Steve News...
Winning Fool's Gold
Don't Do The Dodo
Married to a Zombie?
Pick Your Own
Woke Scrabble? Nah
Me Time in a Podcast
Fancy a Naked Clam?
Dorset Knob Fail
Does Your Gym Kit Smell?
Are Wasps Nice?
AI Cloning Fears
Neeks and Buns
The Body Show
The End of X?
The End of Coffee!
From Cuddles to Jack the Ripper
A Loo To A View
Olympic Condom Usage?
Most Haunted Doorbells?
We Want Robo-Binmen
Give Me Some Space
Dinkwad!
Dishwasher Cooking?
Yoga Shorts
The Bubble Wrap of Podcasts
Paper Bottles? What Next?
Pink Swans and Feral Pigs
More Gen Z Mocking
Cider, Cigars and Cola
Said the Maiden to the Vicar
Slouch Up Straight And Listen
Smells Like Teen Candle
How To Survive Zombies (again)
Mini Egg Inflation
Cheese and Wine
Smelly Birds and Syrups
Alcohol-free What Now?!
These Titles Are Meaningless Y'Know
Free The Peach
ChatStevePT
Pope Biscuits
Valentine's (Not So) Special
Nearly V-Day
A Lot About Pets
Check-In Weigh-In?
A Bumper Pack!
TikTok Times Up For Music
More Sad Economic Stories
Steve's Back, Baby!
Remember Liz Truss?
How Not To Be Rock n Roll
Midlife Crisis Steve
A Big Hand for...
Are Celebs Dumb?
Some Gen Z Gen X News
Tax & Crash Test Hedgehogs
Getting Steamed
Do You Believe In Believing In Ghosts?
Honey, Someone Shrank The Fam
A Rose By Any Other Name
It's Animal Magic
From Vegans to Meat
Monkeys and Angry Rooms
Caveman Diet? Wine Diet?
I Have A Dream...
A Mickey Mouse Operation
New Year, Old Steve
Things You Don't Want To Hear At Christmas
Keith Richards' Health Tips
A Very Healthy Christmas
The Big Xmas Getaway (to the shed)
Male Pills and Swearing
The Horror of Pigs in Blankets
Potpourri's Return
The Naked Oompa Loompa Problem
Unwanted Cash & AI Vicars
Nuclear Leak Whatnow?
Minority Report Becomes Real
59 Fails!
Should You Use Baby Voice?
Where There's A Will...
What an Enigma
Water Firms Find New Way To Rip Us Off
A Spice Girl Scam?
Puppy V Baby
Getting Off Early
A War Over Oil
MoD Takes The Biscuit
Is Black Friday a Thing?
The Sugar Tax is Pretty Sweet
Women Like Bald Men? I mean, please, like bald men
How Much Wood Would A Wood Burner...
Identify As A Cat? (Pronouns are Me and Ow)
What's In A Name
Nigella's Tips & Housework Rows
Not Just Dogs Are For Christmas
The £1.4k Xmas Lunch!
Total Eclipse of the Dog
AI Beatles and Skynet
Poor Old BP
AI & Chickens
What Scares You In 2023
Don't Avoid Your GP
Snails, Bugs and Ozzy Osbourne
Gonna Make You Sweat
How Old The Moon
Emily being Blunt
The Spy Who Couldn't Reach Me
I'd Know That Face Anywhere
The MCU: The Musical!
Duck Shortage
First They Came For Our Scampi
Not The Hybrid You Were Thinking Of
The Case of the Missing Grass
The Bed Bugs Are Coming!
No Trains? Try Jogging
Shirking 9-to-5
Marry an AI?
Just The Same Again
I Swear By It
Married At First Sh*te
All Calls Are Nuisance Calls!
Samuel L Jackson Us Our Daily Bread
Pizza v Hotdog
Big Cats & Blockbusters
The Dog-Fox Hybrid and more
Vegan Cats & House or Hubby
Fleas & Wilko News
Elon's Kids' Names, Simple Tastes & more
Vorderman, Trains & Cleaning (and more)
Sleep & Shoplifting and more
Stamps and Love
What's In A Nickname?
Body-Cam Shopping & Hybrid Humans
It's A Good Sign
Beer Goggle Shocker
What's The Best Job?
Fake Grass & Roasts
AI GF/BF?
2x Speed Viewing
Baby Brain & AI Teachers
Erm, No Internet?
We're Going To Mars
Bonds & Jealousy
Up The Junction
Boffins? They Do What?
Old Aged Films
Faking It
The Low IQ Show
Dog Days
Water Solutions
Chat Ups and Smack Downs
Never Work Again (For 6 months)
The Happy & Sad Pod
Space Babies Are Bad
When You're Smiling
Stuck In A Radio Rut
Pants and Monsters
Ghosts and Air Fryers
Larry V Aliens
How To Relax, Daddyo
Why Talk About Lying Now?
Appy-Talk
Under The Sea Again?
Smell This
Diss-Washer
What Keeps You Awake At Night
Swearing On Air?
The Secret of Youth
Getting Away With It
This Show Comes With A Warning
Feeling Old? This'll Help
The Whale Who Spied Me
A Heatwave Warning?
New Tax, Old Tax
Park That Thought
I Don't Believe It!
Delicate Dumping Anyone?
Diet Chocolate and No Coffee?
Just A Standard Monday
I'm In Fashion
The Quantum Problem
Full English Helps
Fear of Fear
The Latest Tablet
AI Can Read Your Mind!
Robo-Jobs
Coronation Prep
Nap Time?
Call Me by Your Placename
What?! No Peppers?!?!
Driving Me Nuts
Who Said That?
Beers To That
Space Junk
Impersonation Scams
You Know You're Old When...
The Warning's Coming
Happiness Special
What's In A Bad Name?
Going Vape
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
😁
Power Shower Hour
Pier Reviews
Happy New Tax Year's Eve
AI Wants You
Who Nose?
Who Let The Dogs Chat?
Jurassic Pork
The Most Unless Thing In Your House
Can You Say Good Dog?
Wish You Were When?
Misophonia
Sleep Easy
What A Shower
One AI To Rule Them
This Podcast Will Knock Your Socks Off
Man With A Van
A Smelly Episode
Down Tofu & Other Foods
Hair-Brained Topic
Good Brains
For International Women Everywhere
Woke Fairytales?
Say No to 6-Packs
Time Travel... Again
The Veg Is A Little Rich
Goal!!!
Sit-Com Living
Bath or Shower?
Turnip For The Books
Do You Want To Live Forever?
Edible Celebidull
St Pancake's Day
Outgoing Messages
England Is Sexy
RomCom Truths
Lilt Wilts
V-Day
Time-Travel & Swearing aka “**ck To The Future”
Going Solo
Man's Best Friend or Actual Friends
Valentine’s Yourself
Nips and Tucks
The Cost of Fry-Ups, Fries-Up, Fr... The Full English
A Podcast Better Than A Payday Loan
The Best Podcast Ever
Fridge Watch
Oooooooooooooh! (A Ghost Show)
The War Show
Robots and Valentine's
Making a Marvel Hero
Get Better Than Alton Towers for Free
All Hot Aire
Over-50 Things
It's Nap Time
Don’t Be Afraid
Saggy Bits
The Boris Files
Brew Monday
Lisa Snowdon’s Fitness Class
Losers!
Chip Off The Old Chopping Block
Not A Dry Eye In The House
As Expensive As Batman’s Car Insurance
Manners Maketh A Sketch
Fictowhatnow?
Adele’s Number 1s
New Year's Steve
Look Back At 2022
The Larry Look Back
Santa Baby
Biscuits & Britney
Baby, It’s Cold Inside
Festive Shortages
The Mutya Buena Sugababe Christmas Special
Gifts and Mpox
Real Life on Earth
Ready to go Nuclear
I Can Sing A Rainbow
What’s In A Name
Now That’s What I Call Static
Saving Even More Money
Radiodour
The Egg Show
8 Billion (potential) Listeners!
Barista Song
Strictly World Cupping
Terror Bites
Dung Power
Your Last 6 Minutes
I’m Not A Celeb… But…
Cost of Living Through Christmas
The Case of The Stolen Chocolate
Health Special
Cats and Dogs and Hedgehogs
Milk and Chocolate
Hmm, Sweet Naps
The Halloween Special
A Ghost In The Studio
Ents News
Approves Like Jagger
What Did You Want To Be
Warnings And Hell
Corden Bleurgh
Getting Older
Kissing And Loo Roll
Chocolates, Gogglebox & Robots.
Just Stop Oil & Wasting Food
Ending The Week
End of the World
Banning OAPs
Ghosting, Aliens & Dad Brains
Spare Rooms for Liz Truss
Blame It On The Workers
Metaverse v Twitter
Party Time!
Is There Poop on Mars
Fat Bond & Salad
Madonna’s Bath & Elon’s Robots
Cardi B, Chess & Queues
Dr Words
New Words
Printer Ink, Sheep & Pubs
Live to 140!
Having A Go at Holly & Phil? Join The Queue!
Aliens And Robots
Sleeping Like A Baby
Take That (Weight Off)
Actual Cash Money?
Taken Off Air
Waxing On (Waxing Off)
Nigel Farage Drives Us To Drink
The Pesky Tesco Pesto Press Test
Drinks Are On Steve
The Little Things That Make You Happy
What’s In A Storm Name
Big Scary Animals
Stop Having Rubbish At Your Weddings
Robot Perfume Anyone?
Why UFOs Have Gone Away
How To Sleep Anywhere
Health And Safety
Men Are Banned
Don't Buy Fake Perfume
From Beyond The Grave
Lies, Lies and Darned Lies
How To Really Save Water
Heros & Burgers
The Amazon Show
Ready for Heatwave II?
Phones Make You More Smarterest
The Worst Things To Buy
Staycation or Holistays?
We're Definitely Having Blackouts
How To Save Water
Solving Cost of Living
Smaller Ice Creams
Man Sues Over Trumps
Biden's COVID & Mouth-Eating
Warning of Warnings
Rwanda Rap and Instagram Solutions
Heatwave's Hot-Watch
Baby Talk
Honorary AS-Level
Depp’s New Song
New Nursary Rhymes You Need
Boris Off
Boris Watch
Bye Bye Gnomes
The Hangover Cure
Body Beautiful
The Anti-Woke Show
Indy Ref 2: The Revote
Thor: Bum & Chunder
'Ere, You're Nicked
Steve, Dead or Alive?
"In Space No One Can Hear You Guff"
Coffee, Cooking & Spanish Wee
Woke Builders & A Golf Joke
Celeb Hierarchy & Hey Fever
Starmer Wars & No Flakes
B&Q Poos & Divers’ Watches
Side-Hustles & Robots Waiters
Three New Shortages
Ghosts In Pubs & Revolt Drinks
Petrol and Attenborough
The New Show & Alpacas
Royals Control The Weather & Dogs Can Talk
Imperial Measures & Dog Stories
The £400 Question
Not Talking Sue Gray & More Pox News
More Partygate & Bananagate
Naming Things After The Queen & Monkeypox Update
Condiment Wrong Uns & RAJAR Figures
Shrinkflation Ideas & Bad Drivers
Elizabeth Line Update & Good Weather
Making Conspiracies & Cost of Living Solutions
God’s Music & More Wagatha
Do You Know The Lottery Winner & Wagatha Christie Info
Starmer Curry News & Shrinkflation
What’s your 50p Worth, Dr Strange & RoboChef 2000
The Big Tractor Quiz & See Dr Allen
AI Come To Life, Boris Becker & More
Louis Theroux’s Infidelity & MP Watching Blue Movie
Doctors, Aliens and Victories
Rayner’s Legs, HRT & Trains
Use-By-Dates and Champions of the Earth
More M25 Fall Out and Some Aliens
The Stuck on the M25 Show
Mushroom Interviews & Meat Attacks
Last Day of Tax, and The Fart Gap
The New Allen and Life-Changing Money
Shoelaces, Manhole Covers & Ed Sheeran
The Best Jobs & Avoiding War
Eurovision and Happiness
Oh, Lockdown, We’ll Miss You
The Attack of Storm Eunice
Boris Johnson Lies & Van Gogh Protest
Nut Problems and Is It Really Work?
How To Stay Warm While Boris Parties
May 2020 & Animal Transplants
Vain Men & 999 Calls
Shed Talk & Treats
2022 Return & Bye Bye BlackBerry
Boris Baby Requests & Theme Rooms
Babies in Politics & Pets Eating Well
Duvet Films & Electric Cars
Peppa Pig, Boris Johnson & Bottles
Shopping in PJs & Living Old Jokes
A Bonfire Special
We’re Saving The Planet - COP26 Special
Fashion Mess & Love Sacrifice
Part 2 of I am NOT THAT STEVE ALLEN
Not THAT Steve Allen & Odd Advent Calendars
Till-Free Shops & How To Get Your Enemies
Bald Bond & Expanding Foam Fails
Lucky Underpants & Shatner In Space
Lady Dating Tips & Robot Footballers
Petrol Panic Buy & Best Rooms
Imperial Measures & Spectrum Games
Nicki Minaj v Whitty Rap-Battle & Gassy Foods
Dr Emoji & Lorry Problems
Sausages and Burgers (again)
Lab Meat and Kid Botox
Elton John’s COVID Songs & Lorries
Making A Beer & UK Holidays
Tractor News & Weeding Your Garden
Youthful Regrets and Ed Balls
Prank Sinatra & Asteroids
Pub Snacks, Deadly Tortoise & Aliens
Broken Phones and Aliens
Beans Means Robbers & Small Talk Hell
Chicken Shortage & Dolly Parton Thank You
Huw Edwards Leaving & Michael Jackson's New Wife
Made Up Words & COVID Scams
UK Lord of the Rings & Holiday Trouble
Airport Problems, Trains but No Sandwiches
Woolwich Ferry Bingo & Sponges
Hobbies and Names
Happy Birthday Darren & Aliens
Bucket Lists, Aliens & Celebs
Play Your R-numbers Right & The Young Olympics
Dr Who Now, Octowhats & When Puppies Attack
A Vanilla/Dressage Mash Up
Gymnastic Jokes, Pet Names, Chest COVID
Flying Ant Day & Brown COVID
Rude Gardening and Panic Buying
Catchphrases and Olympics
Bezos In Space!
The Weather Phone-In Phone-In
Entertainment News Gone Wrong
Tattoo Loser
What's Your Best Bits?
Mario Schmario
Strawberry and Blank?
Safe Football Celebrations
Sh*te Said Fred
Kate's a Corona Loner
What Lockdown Book Would You Write? [Podcast]
This Solves eScooters [Podcast]
Is Lilibet A Good Name [Podcast]
When Seagull Attack & Human Echolocation [Podcast]
Nice Words & Things You Can't Do [Podcast]
[Podcast] Corona Special 4 - Pret & Other Shops Closing
[Podcast] Corona Special 3 - CARE Badges and Online Shopping
Recent Podcast Update - Plank, Pull Back & Dicks
[Podcast] Corona Special 2 - Conspiracies, Bats and Royals
[Podcast] Corona Special 1 - Experts, Fools and Trump
Royal Wedding Invite [Podcast]
Steve and Larry Special 2017 [Podcast]
The Sketches Podcast - November 2017
The Sketches Podcast - December 2017
The Sketches Podcast - October 2017
The Sketches Podcast - September 2017
The Sketches Podcast - August 2017
The Sketches Podcast - July 2017
The Sketches Podcast - June 2017
The Sketches Podcast - May 2017
The Sketches Podcast - April 2017
The Sketches Podcast - March 2017
The Sketches Podcast - February 2017
The Sketches Podcast - January 2017
Christmas Stories [Podcast]