All Episodes

Premature Evacuation

Greek Week

Silva allowed into Axis of Evil

Back Axel!

“Managers? I sh*t ‘em!” shouts Bowen

“Go on, Todibo!” says Entire Planet

Win Lifts Hammers into Bottom Three

To Dare is to D’Oh

Laughing Stockley

Can Nuno Fight Forest Fire?

Ollie Oops!

Gravity v Kilman: One Battle After Another

Mavropanos’s head “Legitimate target,” claims Trump

Just the Bill, Please

Two-Two a Bad Look for Hammers

Harry Potty: it’s a Redknapp Draft Special

Salad Days

Outbreak of Competence Shocks Essex

Kilman: footballer, liquid or inert gas?

Home is Where the Heart Isn’t

Arteta “Great,” says Unholy Entity

Team Espirito

High Nuno?

Mateus Rosy

Antoniode

Areola: “I’m kicking myself.”

Can You Feel the Draft?

Vinyl Score

A tax! A tax! A tax-a tax-a tax!!

Man Who?

“Lighten up, Graham” says Morrissey

“Women kick off pair of draws,” claims Sid James

Teu-tonic: We like Füllkrug

Crowd Noise Buoys Moyes

Newcastle Concession Dampens Concessions Concession

Half and Half Scarles

Forest loanee “Promising,” gushes Potter

Scotrates! Is Irving the new GOAT?

Hammers Smash Villa 1-1

Guilherme: Man or Beanstalk?

“He’s got staying power,” says Truss.

Hurry Potter

Moyes: From Obiang to OBE

VAR Humbug

I Like Mike

Bissaka the Attacka

J-Lo a No-Go

Spurs Pair Cheat Death in Kudus Horror Attack

Hot Toddy

Hammers “odds on for drop” claims mystery Brazilian

Ings Hair “needed time to settle.”

KUMB On You Irons

We have lift-off

“Amadou a header,” says Onana

“Trophies? I sh*t ‘em!” shouts Bowen.

Handy Irving

Pochetti-D’OH! “Did we keep the receipt?”

Laters, Haters

Furious Hammers fan thrown into Chelsea Game

Jurgenna Win F***-All

Massive Slaughter Mars Croydon Sing-Song

Love Shak

GORDON’S A LIAR!!!

“I’m Going Back, Baby!” says incorrect man.

Ings “like new signing” claim Sullivan and Steidten

LucasAid

Hudson O’D’oh

Toby Jones to star in ‘Mr. Moyes vs the PGMOB'

Season’s Beatings

The Defence Rests (Fulham score.)

Soucek Goal Celebration “Nuanced”, Claims Small Child

Hammers “down to bare bones” claims delighted Moyes

Kajagoogooner

Ings Can Only Get Better

West Ham late equaliser “Gutting” says referee

Ricardo Vaz Te: 01/10/86 - “Stay In School.”

Sky Diver

Soucek for Soucek sub “Maximum Moyes,” claim experts.

Gale Force 10

Ooooh, Betty

JWP Selects Right Club - Come On You Putters

ForfaNo Deal Falls Through

Cheats on Toast: FIO 1 - 2 WHU

Dicks’s Name Goes in Book. Again

Early Czech-In time for the Final

Dutch Courage

De Gea Vs Earth's Surface

Moyes's Rotation “Less Detectable Than Earths” Say Scientists

Choker’s Gunner Choke

David Moyes - Accept No Substitute

Devin Intervention

Seagulls Nicked My Chips

Notts So Shabby

"Winning Is What I Do" Says Next Former Manager

Next Week - Paqueta Tries The Asymmetric Bars!

Frankly My Dear, We Didn’t Give a Damn

Last Roll of the Dyche

Benni Happy Returns

Board to Sack Moyes and Bring in Survival Expert, Bavid Joyes

Bonus - Never Write off Danny Murphy

Bonus - World Cup Whistleblowers Daily - December 8th 2022

Antonio No Not Again

Hen’s Teeth ‘Rarer than West Ham Goals’ Says Expert

Doing a Nolan

Drewery Madly Deeply

Scamaccattack!

‘West Ham are Passive… Everywhere We Go’

Édouard Pretendy

Danish Pasting

The Magnificent 7

They Think it’s all Overton

European City Break Enhanced By Satisfactory Football Result

The Marks’ Brothers in - Cup Soup

Rulers of Everton, Kings of Lyon?

Tony Carr - Master of the Academy

The Thrilla V Sevilla

Go Yarmo Go

Souček Keeps Wolves From the Door

Can I Kick It? No You Can’t

Window Latest - Is it Curtains for West Ham?

West Ham Season “Over,” Says Lifetime Fan

Manu From Heaven

Declan Who? Watford Triumph Dissected

Sudden Drop in Mass Detected at East London Football Club

Succession - The New Series

Official - Masuaku More Massive than Lukaku

Rapid Recovery?

Fantasy Football - Klopp Match-Analysis Analysed by Top Analysts

Portrait of Cresswell Found in Local Attic

Top Dec

Alex Kral - Attack Of The Clones

Lost In Translation

Spot of Bother

Wrestlemania - Antonio Sees Red

Fine Wines, Good Entertainment, and a Fight

Prem Title "West Ham's To Lose” Says Spokes-Idiot

Molto Benny

Four Keepers and a Striker

Never Write Off The English

TRAILER: Never Write Off The Germans - EURO2020

You Sixthy Thing

Run-In Scared

Can’t Score For Toffees

Manu’s Jewell Role

Fabian Balbuena’s Time Travelling Leg

Sean Bean And Gone

Kinda Lingerz

Dances Through Wolves

We’ll Score Four More Than You

F***k Your Soft Spot..

Top Knot-ch! Hammers In Man Bun Massacre

Soul-čheck Says Do The Latte Lunge

Band On A Run

Stop The Steel

2 Games 2 Far

The North Bank Show

The Joy Of Six

TIT-Goal!!

Say Haller Wave Goodbye

Lanzini's Big Hootemanny

‘Ammers On Prime

Frankly My Dear, We Don’t Give a Damn.

Unveiled - World’s First Self Tackling Footballer

West Ham Take The Fifth

Blades Trump Hammers In Shock Recount

Don’t Lookman Now

Spooky Hallereen Special

David Moyes - Accept No Substitute

Manny Happy Returns

Bouncing Czechs

Raised By Wolves

Diang-gonner

A Words From Fabian

Board To Distraction

For The Love Of Mike

Come On All Metals

Felipe-Flops

Empty Stadium “Still Noisier Than Emirates" Say Audiologists

For England and for Harry!

The Delaney Beating

Masuaku’s Lockdown Meltdown

6 Hour Eamonn Dolan Tribute

Stay Home If You Love Paul Ince

Nicky Maynard - West Ham Legend

Blood Brothers

Chelsea 0 - WHU 4 The Skype’s The Limit

Football? We Wash Our Hands Of It

From Coronas to Rabonas

Arthur Masuaku - Footballer Or Concept?

Pier Pressure

Let’s Get Relegation Done!

VAR From The Maddened Crowd

The Future Is Orange?

Season’s Beatings

Can I Speak To The Manager?

Psycho Logical

Roberto To Football - “Live Your Life; I Won’t Stand In Your Way.”

26 Games To Save Our Season

Newcastle Browned Off

You Don’t Know Jack; But We Do

James Collins Special Mini Show

F*ckingham Palace

Ginger Pelé

Oh No Roberto

Go Fifth and Multiply

ExWHUemployee, Akabusi, & Haller-lujah!

Mark Noble - He Bleeds Ham

Brighton Rocky

VAR She Blows

Carroll Signs! (Own Cast)

El Paraguay Guy

Thrust In Motion - Antonio’s Celebrations Decoded

Take Your Whistle and F**k Off

Edin Hazard Don’t Sign Džeko!!!

Pellardyce - Hammers Go Long Ball

Rolls Rice

Billy Bites Your Bum

Hammer and Nail Salon

Uppity Clipperty Klopp

Yah Mo Be There

All Hands on Dec

Introducing Woke Sullivan

Staying Up With The Decorations

Chariot of the Snods

Arthur Masuaku 2 - On The Rocks

City Win Inevitable, Say Experts

...And We Don’t Care. Alvin Martin Part 2

Alvin Martin: He’s Got No Hair

Farewell to Yarms

Rice Makes Pudding of Mourinho

Whelans: Conduit to the Gods, Says Whelans

Dirty Sanchez

Hair Imagery Discussed in Modern Football

What would Elon do?

When The Fun Stops, Start

Sullivan Out Says Moyes

This Means Warnock

Carroll Heads Home Twice in 4-1 Defeat

My Hart Will Go On… Letting Goals In

Pea Shooter

Bungalow For Sale

Blood And Popcorn

1-2 Home Win Predicts Geographically Challenged Man

#WhoopieDoopieTime

Brush With Disaster

David Moyes' Claret and Blue Arny

Fiery Mayhem

Rob Phils In

Injury Lawyers 4 U

C'mon Phil The Moyes

Amoyesing Groyce

All Hail The Moyes'iah

Moyes in the black stuff

Moyes Я Us

Moyes Keeps Swinging

Moyes The Pity

Ayew 'Avin A Laugh?

Golden Showers, Golden Memories

Rice Hatrick Saves Bilic's Job, Imagines Man

Hart’s Not In It

A.C/Dicey

Best 11: Hart's Not In It

Little Pead Off

Arnautović 2nd Red Card Preview

Ayew Experienced?

"There is a Fire Drill"

Are You West Ham In Disguise?

37 Games To Save Our Season

Hammers Crush Red Devils Predicts Idiot

Hip Hip Hooray

Wagner Wagner What's The Score?

Least Worst Hammertime of The Year

Safety Announcement

You say Lukaku, I say Masuaku

Hammers Stumble In Relegation Push

WHU Poetry Smackdown

Relegation Disaster Special

We’re Not West Ham Anymore?

Men of Men of Iron

Trump at right wing back

We Love You big tits

Andy Carrolls Communist Witchhunt

Carrollzinger

Mike Dean, Schrodinger’s prat

Wantaway Post - I Want Champions League

Simply The Best

You Lose Some You Lose Some

It’s all up for grabs

Lukaku, the case for Brexit

Wilkonnen, Bien Venue, Welcome Chelsea Brexiters

Respect The Point Says Ex-England Manager

Hog Roast United PLC

The Hateful 8 (goals Conceded)

Premature Evacuation

R.E.(Antoni).O Speedwagon

Stick It Up Your Sticker Book

Housewarming Party

The Smell On Joachim Low's Finger

The Green Street Grass of Home

Thick and Fast (Remastered Version)

Vive Le Laque Libre

WTF, LVG?

All Four Won and One For All

Help Me Obiang, You're Our Only Hope

Danger UX-Knee

The Alex Song Spectacu-lacular

The Hateable Eight West Hams Unbeaten Run

Pre-Boxing Day Post Xmas Day Special

Christmas At Sullivan Towers

Swansea v West Ham Preview

The Turner Prize

Stoke Preview

Westfield of Dreams

Oh, Oh Antonio

Mr Boombastic

McCarthy Hate Campaign Day One

Gilbert and David Sullivan

Billy Ray Cyrus West Ham Legend

Money Back Mancs and More

May The Fourth Be With You

Canary Saves Pigeon Warewolf Looks On

Argon: As Good For You Today As Its Always Been

Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong

Jim Grant Farewell Old Friend

Croatian Run Down Chart 2

Fiery Madness

All Croatian Music Explained

The Phil Parkes Special - LIVE!

Farewell Sam, Hello Success

Xanadon't

The Winger Time Forgot

Bar Mitzvah Boy

Pride of Irons

Sam’s Three Steps To Kevin

The George Parris Special

Airmiles For Parris

Big Sam’s Positions Of Maximum Orgasm

Live.WestHamPodcast.com

Go Fourth And Multiply

Mrs Noble, We Love You

Definitely Maybe Not

Can You Feel The Fourth

Diamond Geezers

Power-dressing, In Love With Kouyate

Alex Song’s Helmet Pelmet

Gordon's Dad or Valencia

Horlicks, Cocoa, Vodka

#BringMohamedSalahHome

Carlton Cole’s Self-Controlling Balls

The Chimp Paradox Sponsored By KFC

We've All Bitten Someone

ENGLAND SPECIAL! Penalties Preview

It’ll Go To Penalties Episode 2

Never Write Off The Germans - World Cup 2014 Preview

World Cup 2014 Preview

Sack It and See

The Julian Dicks Special

We Don’t Know What You’re Doing

A Mexican Yawn

Abseiling Down Bobby Moore

Sing When We're Losing

Boo When We're Winning

Lazy Susanne

Back in The Game

Stand Up If You’re Standing Up

12 Years A Squad Player

I Don't Want To Go To Chelsea

Licked By A Police Horse

Krissmas Cheer

Andy Carroll: The Long Walk To Freedom

Snowed Off

No Score Draws – The New Wins

There's Only One Peter Osgood

Vaz Te For England

Bag of Ravel's

West Ham Cock Quiz

6 Shots And Counting

Scared of Flair

Stealing The Back Post

Giggity Giggity Goal!

Not Wading but Downing

End of Season Wrap Party

Deconstructing Harry

Don Perretta Bathes With the Lobsters

Gary O'Neil the Hoarse Whisperer

A Horse with No Name

Jim Loves Ginger Nuts

Is that your Vinyl Answer?

Height = Goal, Live!

Sport's Game – England's Favourite Pastime

Di Canio's Italian Job

Bobby Moore's Claret and Blue Army

The Double Don One With Sam

Arsenal Away: The Silence of the Fans

Plethora of Ricketts

Wanted: New Song for Carlton Cole

Stand Up, Sit Down, Make Some Noise!

Apollo 13 - West Ham 0

Theres A Place For That Blue Flag

Pie Cast Of Peace

The Victor Obinna Memorial Shot

The Pete Townshend Defence

BanterGeddon

Like Having Sex With Madonna

Jim Fixed it... For Jim

Pathological Conservatism

West Ham Enjoy It Up The Rs

The Race to League Zero

Autumn Almana

Akabusi, 36DD

The Camp Cockney Lexicon

#DiameFacts

West Ham Olympic

Never Write Off The Germans Episode 5 with Sam Delaney

Never Write Off The Germans Episode 2 with Phil Whelans

Bronze Medal Winners

Quim and Ale (the LIVE podcast pt2)

The Kinghts of the Platinum Temple

That Bloody Horse

Play Off Special

Night of a Thousand Hammers

Put Your Foot in the Air Like You Just Don’t Care

Stand Up If You’re Delusional

Vaz Te, one ball heading Mofo!

Comedy of Errors

Balls Half Out

Badly Drawn, Boys.

We Need To Talk About Kevin

Boos Cruise

Hammertime Confidential

Valentines Day Massacre?

Ravel Smashes Transfer Window

How much is that donkey in the window?

Vomitorium

Pete s Radio Mini Break

GPS Killed the Physio Star

Sign The Cat

Balloony Cross, Whipped Cross and Shanks

Big In Eastern Bratislava

Back To The Future

Get Me a Tick Tick

Fat Sam's at the wheel

A Ward Evening

Second Heaven-shire

Papa Bouba Diop's Head Explained

Steve Lomassive Attack

It's A Family Affair

Taking the Ball in Your Nuts

Four Four Two Is Always Hiding

Aerial Ping Pong

Rocket Man

Mr Moon Has Left The Stadium

Scott Free (or nearest offer)

Transfer Window Smashed By Looters

We Are Staying Up!

Allardyce Out! The Arguments Explained

Bolton Olympic: The New West Ham?

Phone Hacking Scandal Reaches E13 (it's THAT compilation show)

24 May 11 - Bacon Bites

17 May 11 - We'll fight 'til the end... of the Gala Dinner

09 May 11 - A Letter From The Chairman

27 Apr 11 - Are We Newcastle In Disguise?

19 Apr 11 - The Championship Run In?

12 Apr 11 - Fight! Fight! Fight!

05 Apr 11 - David Sullivan Invented my Hamster

29 March 11 - 'I Am Legend' The Scott Parker Story

22 Mar 11 - Brush With Death

07 Mar 11 - Walking In A Cottee Wonderland

02 Mar 11 - If Football be the Food of Life...

22 Feb 11 - Hitzville UK!

14 Feb 11 - Say Hello To My Little Friend

07 Feb 11 - Scott Parker 0, Bus Parker 1

05 Feb 11 - WHU Let The Dog Out?

31 Jan 11 - Mad Dog And The Pussy

24 Jan 11 - Silence is Golden And Sullivanen

17 Jan 11 - Birmingham, Arsenal and Avram - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

10 Jan 11 - New Year Special!

20 Dec 10 - Avram's Stocking Fillers

13 Dec 10 - Boa Morte's Xmas Message

06 Dec 10 - Another Letter From Kovac

29 Nov 10 - GIANTKILLERS: Premiership Minnows Stun Wigan Galacticos

15 Nov 10 - At Last Three Points! (From Three Matches)

08 Nov 10 - I've got a bad case of the Farmers...

02 Nov 10 - West Ham beat Arsenal in thrilling parallel-universe clash

25 Oct 10 - Lars Attacks and the Behrami of Darkness

18 Oct 10 - Dog Boy, Hamburglar And The Inferminator

04 Oct 10 - Top 4 Finish Now In Doubt-OFFICIAL

27 Sep 10 - Victor Obinna in Triumphant Farewell Game

21 Sep 10 - 1-1 Victory Celebration Special

31st Aug 10 - Does Your Agent Know You're Here? (The transfer window opened and closed)

23rd Aug 10 - Two Down, Only Thirty Six to Go