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STOP! Hammer Time - The West Ham Podcast — 501 episodes

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1

Mukasa es Su Kasa

2

Divine Intervention sparks Uncanny Wolves Score Predictions

3

4-1? Surely you Josh

4

Spurs’s Manor ”Our manor now,” says confused ICF man

5

Draft Includer

6

Czechs and Balances

7

Taty-bye

8

“It’s Alive!”

9

Arteta dedicates title to twin he ate in womb

10

Villa and Chelsea AXED from Xmas Card list

11

Premature Evacuation

12

Greek Week

13

Silva allowed into Axis of Evil

14

Back Axel!

15

“Managers? I sh*t ‘em!” shouts Bowen

16

“Go on, Todibo!” says Entire Planet

17

Win Lifts Hammers into Bottom Three

18

To Dare is to D’Oh

19

Laughing Stockley

20

Can Nuno Fight Forest Fire?

21

Ollie Oops!

22

Gravity v Kilman: One Battle After Another

23

Mavropanos’s head “Legitimate target,” claims Trump

24

Just the Bill, Please

25

Two-Two a Bad Look for Hammers

26

Harry Potty: it’s a Redknapp Draft Special

E
27

Salad Days

28

Outbreak of Competence Shocks Essex

29

Kilman: footballer, liquid or inert gas?

30

Home is Where the Heart Isn’t

31

Arteta “Great,” says Unholy Entity

32

Team Espirito

33

High Nuno?

34

Mateus Rosy

35

Antoniode

36

Areola: “I’m kicking myself.”

37

Can You Feel the Draft?

38

Vinyl Score

39

A tax! A tax! A tax-a tax-a tax!!

40

Man Who?

41

“Lighten up, Graham” says Morrissey

42

“Women kick off pair of draws,” claims Sid James

43

Teu-tonic: We like Füllkrug

44

Crowd Noise Buoys Moyes

45

Newcastle Concession Dampens Concessions Concession

46

Half and Half Scarles

47

Forest loanee “Promising,” gushes Potter

48

Scotrates! Is Irving the new GOAT?

49

Hammers Smash Villa 1-1

50

Guilherme: Man or Beanstalk?

51

“He’s got staying power,” says Truss.

52

Hurry Potter

E
53

Moyes: From Obiang to OBE

54

VAR Humbug

55

I Like Mike

E
56

Bissaka the Attacka

57

J-Lo a No-Go

58

Spurs Pair Cheat Death in Kudus Horror Attack

E
59

Hot Toddy

60

Hammers “odds on for drop” claims mystery Brazilian

61

Ings Hair “needed time to settle.”

62

KUMB On You Irons

63

We have lift-off

E
64

“Amadou a header,” says Onana

E
65

“Trophies? I sh*t ‘em!” shouts Bowen.

E
66

Handy Irving

67

Pochetti-D’OH! “Did we keep the receipt?”

E
68

Laters, Haters

E
69

Furious Hammers fan thrown into Chelsea Game

E
70

Jurgenna Win F***-All

71

Massive Slaughter Mars Croydon Sing-Song

E
72

Love Shak

73

GORDON’S A LIAR!!!

E
74

“I’m Going Back, Baby!” says incorrect man.

75

Ings “like new signing” claim Sullivan and Steidten

76

LucasAid

77

Hudson O’D’oh

78

Toby Jones to star in ‘Mr. Moyes vs the PGMOB'

79

Season’s Beatings

80

The Defence Rests (Fulham score.)

81

Soucek Goal Celebration “Nuanced”, Claims Small Child

E
82

Hammers “down to bare bones” claims delighted Moyes

83

Kajagoogooner

84

Ings Can Only Get Better

85

West Ham late equaliser “Gutting” says referee

86

Ricardo Vaz Te: 01/10/86 - “Stay In School.”

87

Sky Diver

88

Soucek for Soucek sub “Maximum Moyes,” claim experts.

89

Gale Force 10

E
90

Ooooh, Betty

91

JWP Selects Right Club - Come On You Putters

92

ForfaNo Deal Falls Through

93

Cheats on Toast: FIO 1 - 2 WHU

94

Dicks’s Name Goes in Book. Again

95

Early Czech-In time for the Final

96

Dutch Courage

97

De Gea Vs Earth's Surface

98

Moyes's Rotation “Less Detectable Than Earths” Say Scientists

99

Choker’s Gunner Choke

100

David Moyes - Accept No Substitute

101

Devin Intervention

102

Seagulls Nicked My Chips

103

Notts So Shabby

104

"Winning Is What I Do" Says Next Former Manager

105

Next Week - Paqueta Tries The Asymmetric Bars!

106

Frankly My Dear, We Didn’t Give a Damn

107

Last Roll of the Dyche

108

Benni Happy Returns

109

Board to Sack Moyes and Bring in Survival Expert, Bavid Joyes

110

Bonus - Never Write off Danny Murphy

111

Bonus - World Cup Whistleblowers Daily - December 8th 2022

112

Antonio No Not Again

113

Hen’s Teeth ‘Rarer than West Ham Goals’ Says Expert

114

Doing a Nolan

115

Drewery Madly Deeply

116

Scamaccattack!

117

‘West Ham are Passive… Everywhere We Go’

118

Édouard Pretendy

119

Danish Pasting

120

The Magnificent 7

121

They Think it’s all Overton

122

European City Break Enhanced By Satisfactory Football Result

123

The Marks’ Brothers in - Cup Soup

124

Rulers of Everton, Kings of Lyon?

125

Tony Carr - Master of the Academy

126

The Thrilla V Sevilla

127

Go Yarmo Go

128

Souček Keeps Wolves From the Door

129

Can I Kick It? No You Can’t

130

Window Latest - Is it Curtains for West Ham?

131

West Ham Season “Over,” Says Lifetime Fan

132

Manu From Heaven

133

Declan Who? Watford Triumph Dissected

134

Sudden Drop in Mass Detected at East London Football Club

E
135

Succession - The New Series

136

Official - Masuaku More Massive than Lukaku

137

Rapid Recovery?

138

Fantasy Football - Klopp Match-Analysis Analysed by Top Analysts

E
139

Portrait of Cresswell Found in Local Attic

140

Top Dec

141

Alex Kral - Attack Of The Clones

142

Lost In Translation

143

Spot of Bother

144

Wrestlemania - Antonio Sees Red

E
145

Fine Wines, Good Entertainment, and a Fight

E
146

Prem Title "West Ham's To Lose” Says Spokes-Idiot

147

Molto Benny

148

Four Keepers and a Striker

149

Never Write Off The English

E
150

TRAILER: Never Write Off The Germans - EURO2020

151

You Sixthy Thing

152

Run-In Scared

153

Can’t Score For Toffees

154

Manu’s Jewell Role

155

Fabian Balbuena’s Time Travelling Leg

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156

Sean Bean And Gone

157

Kinda Lingerz

158

Dances Through Wolves

159

We’ll Score Four More Than You

160

F***k Your Soft Spot..

161

Top Knot-ch! Hammers In Man Bun Massacre

162

Soul-čheck Says Do The Latte Lunge

163

Band On A Run

164

Stop The Steel

165

2 Games 2 Far

166

The North Bank Show

167

The Joy Of Six

168

TIT-Goal!!

169

Say Haller Wave Goodbye

170

Lanzini's Big Hootemanny

171

‘Ammers On Prime

172

Frankly My Dear, We Don’t Give a Damn.

173

Unveiled - World’s First Self Tackling Footballer

174

West Ham Take The Fifth

175

Blades Trump Hammers In Shock Recount

176

Don’t Lookman Now

177

Spooky Hallereen Special

178

David Moyes - Accept No Substitute

179

Manny Happy Returns

180

Bouncing Czechs

181

Raised By Wolves

182

Diang-gonner

183

A Words From Fabian

184

Board To Distraction

185

For The Love Of Mike

186

Come On All Metals

187

Felipe-Flops

188

Empty Stadium “Still Noisier Than Emirates" Say Audiologists

189

For England and for Harry!

190

The Delaney Beating

191

Masuaku’s Lockdown Meltdown

192

6 Hour Eamonn Dolan Tribute

193

Stay Home If You Love Paul Ince

E
194

Nicky Maynard - West Ham Legend

195

Blood Brothers

E
196

Chelsea 0 - WHU 4 The Skype’s The Limit

E
197

Football? We Wash Our Hands Of It

198

From Coronas to Rabonas

E
199

Arthur Masuaku - Footballer Or Concept?

E
200

Pier Pressure

E
201

Let’s Get Relegation Done!

E
202

VAR From The Maddened Crowd

E
203

The Future Is Orange?

E
204

Season’s Beatings

E
205

Can I Speak To The Manager?

E
206

Psycho Logical

E
207

Roberto To Football - “Live Your Life; I Won’t Stand In Your Way.”

E
208

26 Games To Save Our Season

E
209

Newcastle Browned Off

E
210

You Don’t Know Jack; But We Do

211

James Collins Special Mini Show

212

F*ckingham Palace

E
213

Ginger Pelé

E
214

Oh No Roberto

E
215

Go Fifth and Multiply

E
216

ExWHUemployee, Akabusi, & Haller-lujah!

E
217

Mark Noble - He Bleeds Ham

218

Brighton Rocky

219

VAR She Blows

E
220

Carroll Signs! (Own Cast)

E
221

El Paraguay Guy

E
222

Thrust In Motion - Antonio’s Celebrations Decoded

E
223

Take Your Whistle and F**k Off

E
224

Edin Hazard Don’t Sign Džeko!!!

E
225

Pellardyce - Hammers Go Long Ball

E
226

Rolls Rice

E
227

Billy Bites Your Bum

E
228

Hammer and Nail Salon

E
229

Uppity Clipperty Klopp

E
230

Yah Mo Be There

E
231

All Hands on Dec

232

Introducing Woke Sullivan

233

Staying Up With The Decorations

E
234

Chariot of the Snods

E
235

Arthur Masuaku 2 - On The Rocks

236

City Win Inevitable, Say Experts

237

...And We Don’t Care. Alvin Martin Part 2

238

Alvin Martin: He’s Got No Hair

239

Farewell to Yarms

240

Rice Makes Pudding of Mourinho

241

Whelans: Conduit to the Gods, Says Whelans

242

Dirty Sanchez

243

Hair Imagery Discussed in Modern Football

244

What would Elon do?

245

When The Fun Stops, Start

246

Sullivan Out Says Moyes

247

This Means Warnock

248

Carroll Heads Home Twice in 4-1 Defeat

249

My Hart Will Go On… Letting Goals In

250

Pea Shooter

251

Bungalow For Sale

252

Blood And Popcorn

253

1-2 Home Win Predicts Geographically Challenged Man

254

#WhoopieDoopieTime

255

Brush With Disaster

256

David Moyes' Claret and Blue Arny

257

Fiery Mayhem

258

Rob Phils In

259

Injury Lawyers 4 U

260

C'mon Phil The Moyes

261

Amoyesing Groyce

262

All Hail The Moyes'iah

263

Moyes in the black stuff

264

Moyes Я Us

265

Moyes Keeps Swinging

266

Moyes The Pity

267

Ayew 'Avin A Laugh?

268

Golden Showers, Golden Memories

269

Rice Hatrick Saves Bilic's Job, Imagines Man

270

Hart’s Not In It

271

A.C/Dicey

272

Best 11: Hart's Not In It

273

Little Pead Off

274

Arnautović 2nd Red Card Preview

275

Ayew Experienced?

276

"There is a Fire Drill"

277

Are You West Ham In Disguise?

278

37 Games To Save Our Season

279

Hammers Crush Red Devils Predicts Idiot

280

Hip Hip Hooray

281

Wagner Wagner What's The Score?

282

Least Worst Hammertime of The Year

283

Safety Announcement

284

You say Lukaku, I say Masuaku

285

Hammers Stumble In Relegation Push

286

WHU Poetry Smackdown

287

Relegation Disaster Special

288

We’re Not West Ham Anymore?

289

Men of Men of Iron

290

Trump at right wing back

291

We Love You big tits

292

Andy Carrolls Communist Witchhunt

293

Carrollzinger

E
294

Mike Dean, Schrodinger’s prat

295

Wantaway Post - I Want Champions League

E
296

Simply The Best

297

You Lose Some You Lose Some

E
298

It’s all up for grabs

E
299

Lukaku, the case for Brexit

E
300

Wilkonnen, Bien Venue, Welcome Chelsea Brexiters

301

Respect The Point Says Ex-England Manager

E
302

Hog Roast United PLC

303

The Hateful 8 (goals Conceded)

304

Premature Evacuation

305

R.E.(Antoni).O Speedwagon

E
306

Stick It Up Your Sticker Book

E
307

Housewarming Party

E
308

The Smell On Joachim Low's Finger

E
309

The Green Street Grass of Home

310

Thick and Fast (Remastered Version)

311

Vive Le Laque Libre

E
312

WTF, LVG?

E
313

All Four Won and One For All

E
314

Help Me Obiang, You're Our Only Hope

E
315

Danger UX-Knee

E
316

The Alex Song Spectacu-lacular

E
317

The Hateable Eight West Hams Unbeaten Run

E
318

Pre-Boxing Day Post Xmas Day Special

319

Christmas At Sullivan Towers

E
320

Swansea v West Ham Preview

321

The Turner Prize

E
322

Stoke Preview

E
323

Westfield of Dreams

E
324

Oh, Oh Antonio

325

Mr Boombastic

E
326

McCarthy Hate Campaign Day One

E
327

Gilbert and David Sullivan

E
328

Billy Ray Cyrus West Ham Legend

329

Money Back Mancs and More

330

May The Fourth Be With You

331

Canary Saves Pigeon Warewolf Looks On

E
332

Argon: As Good For You Today As Its Always Been

E
333

Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong

E
334

Jim Grant Farewell Old Friend

E
335

Croatian Run Down Chart 2

E
336

Fiery Madness

E
337

All Croatian Music Explained

338

The Phil Parkes Special - LIVE!

E
339

Farewell Sam, Hello Success

E
340

Xanadon't

E
341

The Winger Time Forgot

E
342

Bar Mitzvah Boy

E
343

Pride of Irons

344

Sam’s Three Steps To Kevin

345

The George Parris Special

346

Airmiles For Parris

347

Big Sam’s Positions Of Maximum Orgasm

348

Live.WestHamPodcast.com

349

Go Fourth And Multiply

350

Mrs Noble, We Love You

351

Definitely Maybe Not

352

Can You Feel The Fourth

353

Diamond Geezers

354

Power-dressing, In Love With Kouyate

355

Alex Song’s Helmet Pelmet

356

Gordon's Dad or Valencia

357

Horlicks, Cocoa, Vodka

358

#BringMohamedSalahHome

359

Carlton Cole’s Self-Controlling Balls

360

The Chimp Paradox Sponsored By KFC

361

We've All Bitten Someone

362

ENGLAND SPECIAL! Penalties Preview

363

It’ll Go To Penalties Episode 2

364

Never Write Off The Germans - World Cup 2014 Preview

365

World Cup 2014 Preview

366

Sack It and See

367

The Julian Dicks Special

368

We Don’t Know What You’re Doing

369

A Mexican Yawn

370

Abseiling Down Bobby Moore

371

Sing When We're Losing

372

Boo When We're Winning

373

Lazy Susanne

374

Back in The Game

375

Stand Up If You’re Standing Up

376

12 Years A Squad Player

377

I Don't Want To Go To Chelsea

378

Licked By A Police Horse

379

Krissmas Cheer

380

Andy Carroll: The Long Walk To Freedom

381

Snowed Off

382

No Score Draws – The New Wins

383

There's Only One Peter Osgood

384

Vaz Te For England

385

Bag of Ravel's

386

West Ham Cock Quiz

387

6 Shots And Counting

388

Scared of Flair

389

Stealing The Back Post

390

Giggity Giggity Goal!

391

Not Wading but Downing

392

End of Season Wrap Party

393

Deconstructing Harry

394

Don Perretta Bathes With the Lobsters

395

Gary O'Neil the Hoarse Whisperer

396

A Horse with No Name

397

Jim Loves Ginger Nuts

398

Is that your Vinyl Answer?

399

Height = Goal, Live!

400

Sport's Game – England's Favourite Pastime

401

Di Canio's Italian Job

402

Bobby Moore's Claret and Blue Army

403

The Double Don One With Sam

404

Arsenal Away: The Silence of the Fans

405

Plethora of Ricketts

406

Wanted: New Song for Carlton Cole

407

Stand Up, Sit Down, Make Some Noise!

408

Apollo 13 - West Ham 0

409

Theres A Place For That Blue Flag

410

Pie Cast Of Peace

411

The Victor Obinna Memorial Shot

412

The Pete Townshend Defence

413

BanterGeddon

414

Like Having Sex With Madonna

415

Jim Fixed it... For Jim

416

Pathological Conservatism

417

West Ham Enjoy It Up The Rs

418

The Race to League Zero

419

Autumn Almana

420

Akabusi, 36DD

421

The Camp Cockney Lexicon

422

#DiameFacts

423

West Ham Olympic

424

Never Write Off The Germans Episode 5 with Sam Delaney

425

Never Write Off The Germans Episode 2 with Phil Whelans

426

Bronze Medal Winners

427

Quim and Ale (the LIVE podcast pt2)

428

The Kinghts of the Platinum Temple

429

That Bloody Horse

430

Play Off Special

431

Night of a Thousand Hammers

432

Put Your Foot in the Air Like You Just Don’t Care

433

Stand Up If You’re Delusional

434

Vaz Te, one ball heading Mofo!

435

Comedy of Errors

436

Balls Half Out

437

Badly Drawn, Boys.

438

We Need To Talk About Kevin

439

Boos Cruise

440

Hammertime Confidential

441

Valentines Day Massacre?

442

Ravel Smashes Transfer Window

443

How much is that donkey in the window?

444

Vomitorium

445

Pete s Radio Mini Break

446

GPS Killed the Physio Star

447

Sign The Cat

448

Balloony Cross, Whipped Cross and Shanks

449

Big In Eastern Bratislava

450

Back To The Future

451

Get Me a Tick Tick

452

Fat Sam's at the wheel

453

A Ward Evening

454

Second Heaven-shire

455

Papa Bouba Diop's Head Explained

456

Steve Lomassive Attack

457

It's A Family Affair

458

Taking the Ball in Your Nuts

459

Four Four Two Is Always Hiding

460

Aerial Ping Pong

461

Rocket Man

462

Mr Moon Has Left The Stadium

463

Scott Free (or nearest offer)

464

Transfer Window Smashed By Looters

465

We Are Staying Up!

466

Allardyce Out! The Arguments Explained

467

Bolton Olympic: The New West Ham?

468

Phone Hacking Scandal Reaches E13 (it's THAT compilation show)

469

24 May 11 - Bacon Bites

470

17 May 11 - We'll fight 'til the end... of the Gala Dinner

471

09 May 11 - A Letter From The Chairman

472

27 Apr 11 - Are We Newcastle In Disguise?

473

19 Apr 11 - The Championship Run In?

474

12 Apr 11 - Fight! Fight! Fight!

475

05 Apr 11 - David Sullivan Invented my Hamster

476

29 March 11 - 'I Am Legend' The Scott Parker Story

477

22 Mar 11 - Brush With Death

478

07 Mar 11 - Walking In A Cottee Wonderland

479

02 Mar 11 - If Football be the Food of Life...

480

22 Feb 11 - Hitzville UK!

481

14 Feb 11 - Say Hello To My Little Friend

482

07 Feb 11 - Scott Parker 0, Bus Parker 1

483

05 Feb 11 - WHU Let The Dog Out?

484

31 Jan 11 - Mad Dog And The Pussy

485

24 Jan 11 - Silence is Golden And Sullivanen

486

17 Jan 11 - Birmingham, Arsenal and Avram - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

487

10 Jan 11 - New Year Special!

488

20 Dec 10 - Avram's Stocking Fillers

489

13 Dec 10 - Boa Morte's Xmas Message

490

06 Dec 10 - Another Letter From Kovac

491

29 Nov 10 - GIANTKILLERS: Premiership Minnows Stun Wigan Galacticos

492

15 Nov 10 - At Last Three Points! (From Three Matches)

493

08 Nov 10 - I've got a bad case of the Farmers...

494

02 Nov 10 - West Ham beat Arsenal in thrilling parallel-universe clash

495

25 Oct 10 - Lars Attacks and the Behrami of Darkness

496

18 Oct 10 - Dog Boy, Hamburglar And The Inferminator

497

04 Oct 10 - Top 4 Finish Now In Doubt-OFFICIAL

498

27 Sep 10 - Victor Obinna in Triumphant Farewell Game

499

21 Sep 10 - 1-1 Victory Celebration Special

500

31st Aug 10 - Does Your Agent Know You're Here? (The transfer window opened and closed)

501

23rd Aug 10 - Two Down, Only Thirty Six to Go