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Straight White Whale — 210 episodes
Where are all the flashers? - Episode 210 - Straight White Whale
Low Energy Kings - Episode 209 - Staight White Whale
Life be Lifin' - Episode 208 - Straight White Whale
Area 49 - Episode 207 - Straight White Whale
Nostalgia Pigs - Episode 206 - Straight White Whale
Moving Anna Belle - Episode 205 - Straight White Whale
Desperate For Love | Episode 203 | Straight White Whale
Through Gritted Teeth - Episode 202 - Straight White Whale
Tattoo Dave - Episode 201 - Straight White Whale
Rent Went To The Jack The Rippers - Episode 200 - Straight White Whale
Mark Black - Episode 199 - Straight White Whale
Age Of Innocence - Episode 198 - Straight White Whale
Seen The Size Eh Me? - Episode 197 - Straight White Whale
Your AI Doctor Will See You Now - Episode #196 - Straight White Whale
Size ae thae Shooders - Episode 195 - Straight White Whale
Geeking Out - Episode 194 - Straight White Whale
Pickles & Frickles - Episode 193 - Straight White Whale
RIP The Vegan Gorilla - Episode 192 - Straight White Whale
Christmas Ket - Episode 191 - Straight White Whale
Keto King - Episode 190 - Straight White Whale
Wash Your Hawns Ya Smelly Ba**ards - Episode 189 - Straight White Whale
Omelette Gate - Episode 188 - Straight White Whale
Omelette Obsession - Episode 187 - Straight White Whale
The Sardine Queen - Episode #186 - Straight White Whale
The Curious Case Of Bonnie-Leigh - Episode #185 - Straight White Whale
Project Blue Scheme - Episode 184 - Straight White Whale
I Hate The Older Generation - Episode 183 - Straight White Whale
Pumpkin Picking Pish - Episode 182 - Straight White Whale
Single Sausage & 2 Pickles - #181 - Straight White Whale
The Last Stand - Episode #180 - Straight White Whale
Big Bunch Of Juicy Belters - Episode #179 - Straight White Whale
10/10 BOGGIN - Episode #178 - Straight White Whale
Lobster Porridge - Episode #177 - Straight White Whale
Population Control - Episode #176 - Straight White Whale
Si Ferry - Episode #175 - Straight White Whale
Recovery Connects - Episode #174 - Straight White Whale
Tiktok Sensation - Episode #173 - Straight White Whale
Humongous Zombie Bangers - Episode #172 - Straight White Whale
A Shot At Glory - Cillian Sheridan - Episode #171 - Straight White Whale
Burn The Witch - Episode #170 - Straight White Whale
Paddy, Paul & Pedro - Episode #169 - Straight White Whale
Parts Unknown - Episode #168 - Straight White Whale
Politics to Stand Up Comedy - Mhairi Black - Episode #167 - Straight White Whale
A Whores Bath - Episode #166 - Straight White Whale
Bawdeep in Trigger - Episode #165 - Straight White Whale
Dardo Davidson - Episode #164 - Straight White Whale
Darrens First Facial - Episode #163 - Straight White Whale
The King of The Kings - Episode #162 - Straight White Whale
Game Week - Episode #161 - Straight White Whale
Blame It On The Bucky - Jerry Taylor - Episode #160 - Straight White Whale
Daddy's Back - Episode #159 - Straight White Whale
Crazy Trayn - Episode #158 - Straight White Whale
McDonalds x Kurt Cobain - Episode #157 - Straight White Whale
Comfortable Being Different - Episode #156 - Straight White Whale
Bret Hart Loves His Black Queens - Neil 'The Wee Man' Bratchpiece - Episode #155 - Straight White Whale
Bass Shandy Mafia - Episode #154 - Straight White Whale
David Lynch Was A Mad C*nt - Episode #153 - Straight White Whale
Evolution is a lotta shite - Episode #152 - Straight White Whale
Happy New Year! - Stephen Buchanan - Episode #151 - Straight White Whale
Merry Creedmas - Episode #150 - Straight White Whale
Black Snowman - Episode #149 - Straight White Whale
A Pint of Heavy & a Gammon Steak - Episode #148 - Straight White Whale
Snooker Loopy - Pierce Higgins - Episode #147 - Straight White Whale
The Running Bams - Episode #146 - Straight White Whale
My Name Is Robert - Jack Traynor - Episode #145 - Straight White Whale
Grab America By The Phusssay! - Episode #144 - Straight White Whale
Number 1 Birthday Boy - Episode #143 - Straight White Whale
Kegal The Clown - Episode #142 - Straight White Whale
Arsehole of a Hurricane - Episode #141 - Straight White Whale
Darren 'Loki' McGarvey - Episode #140 - Straight White Whale
Cleveland Steamer - Episode #139 - Straight White Whale
Cauld Dinner Therapy - Episode #138 - Straight White Whale
Gay & Ok - Episode #137 - Alan Jay - Straight White Whale
Fat Goth Vibes - Episode #136 - Straight White Whale
The Bold Connell - Episode #135 - Straight White Whale
Incel Vibes - Episode #134 - Straight White Whale
A Message From Darren's Sick Bed
Your Last Yazoo - Episode #133 - Straight White Whale
Dysphoric Darren - Episode #132 - Straight White Whale
Steak Dick - Episode #131 - Straight White Whale
Auld & Bitter - Episode #130 - Straight White Whale
In The Presence Of Childlike Wonder - Episode #129 - Straight White Whale
Slum Lord Vision Board - Episode #128 - Straight White Whale
Semen Retention Party - Episode #127 - Straight White Whale
Jay Slater's in my loft - Episode #126 - Straight White Whale
Too Farrelly - Episode #124 - Liam Farrelly - Straight White Whale
Caesar Salad Crew - Episode #123 - Straight White Whale
Recovery Connects - Episode #122 - Eddie Clarke & Shaun Kenny
Spooky Bastard - Episode #121 - Straight White Whale
Let Them Eat Cake - Lucha DS - Episode #120 - Straight White Whale
Techinical Issues this week
Fragile Goth - Barrie James O'Neill - Episode #119 - Straight White Whale
Outlaw of Gor - Episode #118 - Straight White Whale
Cineman - Episode #117 - Chris Thorburn - Straight White Whale
King Of The Gungans - Episode #116 - Straight White Whale - Eddie MacKenzie
Just One More Laugh - Episode #115 - Straight White Whale
13th Apostle - Episode #114 - Straight White Whale
Light Bulb People - Episode #113 - Straight White Whale
The Pad Bible - Episode #112 - Paddy Linton - Straight White Whale
Cheese Tunnels - Episode #111 - Veronica Salt - Straight White Whale
Afghan Buckets - Gary Faulds - Episode #110 - Straight White Whale
If You Build It They Will Come - Episode #109 - Straight White Whale
Dumb & Dumber & Dumberer - Episode #108 - Rachel Jackson
Chris Evans & His Da - Jack Traynor & Peter Bell - Episode #107 - Straight White Whale
Sad Girl & Boys Club - Episode #106 - Striaght White Whale
Double Nuggets - Episode #105 - Straight White Whale
Slimer Is A Beast - Episode #104 - Straight White Whale
3 for 100 - Episode #103 - Straight White Whale
Candle Wars - Doctor Michael - Episode #102 - Straight White Whale
Z List Cousins - Episode #101 - Nathaniel Collins - Straight White Whale
100 Baby - Episode #100 - Straight White Whale
JANICE! - Episode #99 - Straight White Whale - Pierce Higgins
2 Guys & A Mullet - Episode #98 - Straight White Whale - Jack Traynor
We're Back Baby! - Episode #97 - Straight White Whale
Kings Of The Scheme - Episode #96 - Straight White Whale
The Fart Box - Episode #95 - Straight White Whale
Swashbucklers - Dean Beirne - Episode #94
Need To Feel Loved - Episode #93 - Straight White Whale
RIP Tyson - David McIntosh - Straight White Whale - Episode #92
Joking Ya Dafty - Episode #91 - Straight White Whale
Snorting Just For Men - Episode #90 - Straight White Whale
Space Gimps - Episode #89 - Straight White Whale
£4.50 Soda Water? - Episode #88 - Straight White Whale
Leif Coffield - Episode #87 - Straight White Whale
Innocence Not Yet Spoiled - Episode #86 - Straight White Whale
Sean Connor - Episode #85 - Straight White Whale
Time Space - Epiosde #84 - Straight White Whale
Abattoir Trauma - Episode #83 - Straight White Whale
Brido Hingwy - Episode #82 - Straight White Whale
We're All Jock Tamson's Bairns - Episode #81 - Susie McCabe - Straight White Whale
Fence Fancy - Marc Jennings - Episode #80 - Straight White Whale
ADH-Daddy - Episode #79 - Straight White Whale
Suzie Mac - Episode #78 - Straight White Whale
Darren's Magic Hat - Episode #77 - Straight White Whale
Ready Or Not - Straight White Whale - Episode #76
Mikey Motion - Episode #75 - Straight White Whale
We Can't Count! - Straight White Whale - Episode #74
Scheme Fridge - Episode #79 - Straight White Whale
Darren's Glow Up - Episode #78 - Straight White Whale
Cold Water Gorilla - Straight White Whale - Episode #77
Daily Lama - Straight White Whale - Episode #76
ADHD Edge Lord - Straight White Whale - Episode #75
Christopher Macarthur-Boyd - Episode #74 - Straight White Whale
Big Bemz - Straight White Whale - Episode #73
Chess Club 7 - Straight White Whale - Episode #72
The Swamp - Episode #71 - Straight White Whale
Bread Meets Paul - Straight White Whale - Episode #70
Straight White Whale - Episode #69 - Donna Boyd - Freed Up Events
No Carbs Before Marbs - Episode #60 - Straight White Whale
Straight White Whale - Toothless Fairy - Episode #59
Sinster Minister - Straight White Whale - Episode #58 - Mark Black
Hello Baby Cakes! - Episode #58 - Straight White Whale
Prawn Cracker Gate - Straight White Whale - Episode 57
Shows Yur Pie & Beans - Episode #56 - Ross Daly - Straight White Whale
Have Yourself a Merry Wittle Christmas - Episode #55 - Straight White Whale
Gay White Whale - Episode #54 - Straight White Whale
Thank You For Being My Friend - Straight White Whale - Episode #53
Who Stole The Milk? - Straight White Whale - Episode #52
Raw Red Onion Boy - Straight White Whale - Episode #51
It's Good To Talk - Straight White Whale - Episode #50
Winter Blues - Straight White Whale - Episode #49
'Ye Awright Kanye? - Straight White Whale - Epsiode #48
Darren is Specksy - Straight White Whale - Episode #47
Bible Eater - Episode #46 - Straight White Whale
Pipeworks - Episode #45 - Straight White Whale
Happy Birthday Straight White Whale - Episode #44
The Hungry Hogs - Straight White Whale - Episode #43
Darren's Big Confession - Straight White Whale - Episode #42
The Humble Hog - Straight White Whale - Episode #41
Ma Da Nearly Put Me In a Coma - Straight White Whale - Episode #40
Calorie Counting Kings - Straight White Whale - Episode #39
Darren Can't Suck His Own Tits Anymore - Straight White Whale - Epiosde #38
One loves a good 'ol Pegging? - Straight White Whale - Episode #37
The Boys Are Back - Straight White Whale - Episode #36
Pot Noodle & Tuna - Straight White Whale - Episode #35
Darren Goes To Therapy - Straight White Whale - Episode 34
Tootsie Wank - Straight White Whale - Episode #33
35 on Sunday - Straight White Whale - Episode #32
The Real Prince Harry - Straight White Whale - Episode #31
Pirates Of The Jubilee- Straight White Whale - Episode #30
Fray Bentos Lovers - Straight White Whale - Episode #29
Happy Days - Straight White Whale - Episode #28
The Hog Prince - Straight White Whale - Episode #27
Darren's new shag pad - Straight White Whale - Episode #26
Hendrik wisnae Sweedish - Straight White Whale - Episode #25
Bowl 'a Mince - Straight White Whale - Episode #24
Jungle Wanker - Straight White Whale - Episode #23
Back From The Bed - Straight White Whale - Episode #22
Fat Goth Wank - Straight White Whale - Episode #21
Officially Darren's Longest Relationship - Straight White Whale - Episode #20
Two Men & a Hot Sauce - Straight White Whale - Episode #19
Back to the Glory Hole - Straight White Whale - Episode #18
Is there Gyros in the afterlife? - Straight White Whale - Episode #17
I'd suck Ange Postecoglou's banger - Straight White Whale - Episode #16
Whoopi! Whoopi!! Whoopi!!! - Straight White Whale - Episode #14
Rabbie Burns Was A Whore Master - Straight White Whale - Episode #14
Ten Fit Taw Chicken Baw - Episode #13 - Straight White Whale
Bobby Williams Eh - Episode 12 - Straight White Whale
Fuck Bitches, Get Money & Be Humble
Grateful to be here and sober. Episode 10.
Brisket Beard Burgers
Episode 9 of Straight White Whale.
Episode 8- Piece 'n Totties
Episode 7- Get your dick out, it's Christmas!
Episode 6- Big Willy Style
Episode 5 of Straight White Whale
Episode 4 “Piss Shy”
Ep 3 of Straight White Whale “34 on a waist”
Episode 2 of Straight White Whale- Glasgow Famous.
Straight White Whale - Episode 1 - Cat Steven's Dingy