All Episodes

Area 49 - Episode 207 - Straight White Whale

Nostalgia Pigs - Episode 206 - Straight White Whale

Moving Anna Belle - Episode 205 - Straight White Whale

Desperate For Love | Episode 203 | Straight White Whale

Through Gritted Teeth - Episode 202 - Straight White Whale

Tattoo Dave - Episode 201 - Straight White Whale

Rent Went To The Jack The Rippers - Episode 200 - Straight White Whale

Mark Black - Episode 199 - Straight White Whale

Age Of Innocence - Episode 198 - Straight White Whale

Seen The Size Eh Me? - Episode 197 - Straight White Whale

Your AI Doctor Will See You Now - Episode #196 - Straight White Whale

Size ae thae Shooders - Episode 195 - Straight White Whale

Geeking Out - Episode 194 - Straight White Whale

Pickles & Frickles - Episode 193 - Straight White Whale

RIP The Vegan Gorilla - Episode 192 - Straight White Whale

Christmas Ket - Episode 191 - Straight White Whale

Keto King - Episode 190 - Straight White Whale

Wash Your Hawns Ya Smelly Ba**ards - Episode 189 - Straight White Whale

Omelette Gate - Episode 188 - Straight White Whale

Omelette Obsession - Episode 187 - Straight White Whale

The Sardine Queen - Episode #186 - Straight White Whale

The Curious Case Of Bonnie-Leigh - Episode #185 - Straight White Whale

Project Blue Scheme - Episode 184 - Straight White Whale

I Hate The Older Generation - Episode 183 - Straight White Whale

Pumpkin Picking Pish - Episode 182 - Straight White Whale

Single Sausage & 2 Pickles - #181 - Straight White Whale

The Last Stand - Episode #180 - Straight White Whale

Big Bunch Of Juicy Belters - Episode #179 - Straight White Whale

10/10 BOGGIN - Episode #178 - Straight White Whale

Lobster Porridge - Episode #177 - Straight White Whale

Population Control - Episode #176 - Straight White Whale

Si Ferry - Episode #175 - Straight White Whale

Recovery Connects - Episode #174 - Straight White Whale

Tiktok Sensation - Episode #173 - Straight White Whale

Humongous Zombie Bangers - Episode #172 - Straight White Whale

A Shot At Glory - Cillian Sheridan - Episode #171 - Straight White Whale

Burn The Witch - Episode #170 - Straight White Whale

Paddy, Paul & Pedro - Episode #169 - Straight White Whale

Parts Unknown - Episode #168 - Straight White Whale

Politics to Stand Up Comedy - Mhairi Black - Episode #167 - Straight White Whale

A Whores Bath - Episode #166 - Straight White Whale

Bawdeep in Trigger - Episode #165 - Straight White Whale

Dardo Davidson - Episode #164 - Straight White Whale

Darrens First Facial - Episode #163 - Straight White Whale

The King of The Kings - Episode #162 - Straight White Whale

Game Week - Episode #161 - Straight White Whale

Blame It On The Bucky - Jerry Taylor - Episode #160 - Straight White Whale

Daddy's Back - Episode #159 - Straight White Whale

Crazy Trayn - Episode #158 - Straight White Whale

McDonalds x Kurt Cobain - Episode #157 - Straight White Whale

Comfortable Being Different - Episode #156 - Straight White Whale

Bret Hart Loves His Black Queens - Neil 'The Wee Man' Bratchpiece - Episode #155 - Straight White Whale

Bass Shandy Mafia - Episode #154 - Straight White Whale

David Lynch Was A Mad C*nt - Episode #153 - Straight White Whale

Evolution is a lotta shite - Episode #152 - Straight White Whale

Happy New Year! - Stephen Buchanan - Episode #151 - Straight White Whale

Merry Creedmas - Episode #150 - Straight White Whale

Black Snowman - Episode #149 - Straight White Whale

A Pint of Heavy & a Gammon Steak - Episode #148 - Straight White Whale

Snooker Loopy - Pierce Higgins - Episode #147 - Straight White Whale

The Running Bams - Episode #146 - Straight White Whale

My Name Is Robert - Jack Traynor - Episode #145 - Straight White Whale

Grab America By The Phusssay! - Episode #144 - Straight White Whale

Number 1 Birthday Boy - Episode #143 - Straight White Whale

Kegal The Clown - Episode #142 - Straight White Whale

Arsehole of a Hurricane - Episode #141 - Straight White Whale

Darren 'Loki' McGarvey - Episode #140 - Straight White Whale

Cleveland Steamer - Episode #139 - Straight White Whale

Cauld Dinner Therapy - Episode #138 - Straight White Whale

Gay & Ok - Episode #137 - Alan Jay - Straight White Whale

Fat Goth Vibes - Episode #136 - Straight White Whale

The Bold Connell - Episode #135 - Straight White Whale

Incel Vibes - Episode #134 - Straight White Whale

A Message From Darren's Sick Bed

Your Last Yazoo - Episode #133 - Straight White Whale

Dysphoric Darren - Episode #132 - Straight White Whale

Steak Dick - Episode #131 - Straight White Whale

Auld & Bitter - Episode #130 - Straight White Whale

In The Presence Of Childlike Wonder - Episode #129 - Straight White Whale

Slum Lord Vision Board - Episode #128 - Straight White Whale

Semen Retention Party - Episode #127 - Straight White Whale

Jay Slater's in my loft - Episode #126 - Straight White Whale

Too Farrelly - Episode #124 - Liam Farrelly - Straight White Whale

Caesar Salad Crew - Episode #123 - Straight White Whale

Recovery Connects - Episode #122 - Eddie Clarke & Shaun Kenny

Spooky Bastard - Episode #121 - Straight White Whale

Let Them Eat Cake - Lucha DS - Episode #120 - Straight White Whale

Techinical Issues this week

Fragile Goth - Barrie James O'Neill - Episode #119 - Straight White Whale

Outlaw of Gor - Episode #118 - Straight White Whale

Cineman - Episode #117 - Chris Thorburn - Straight White Whale

King Of The Gungans - Episode #116 - Straight White Whale - Eddie MacKenzie

Just One More Laugh - Episode #115 - Straight White Whale

13th Apostle - Episode #114 - Straight White Whale

Light Bulb People - Episode #113 - Straight White Whale

The Pad Bible - Episode #112 - Paddy Linton - Straight White Whale

Cheese Tunnels - Episode #111 - Veronica Salt - Straight White Whale

Afghan Buckets - Gary Faulds - Episode #110 - Straight White Whale

If You Build It They Will Come - Episode #109 - Straight White Whale

Dumb & Dumber & Dumberer - Episode #108 - Rachel Jackson

Chris Evans & His Da - Jack Traynor & Peter Bell - Episode #107 - Straight White Whale

Sad Girl & Boys Club - Episode #106 - Striaght White Whale

Double Nuggets - Episode #105 - Straight White Whale

Slimer Is A Beast - Episode #104 - Straight White Whale

3 for 100 - Episode #103 - Straight White Whale

Candle Wars - Doctor Michael - Episode #102 - Straight White Whale

Z List Cousins - Episode #101 - Nathaniel Collins - Straight White Whale

100 Baby - Episode #100 - Straight White Whale

JANICE! - Episode #99 - Straight White Whale - Pierce Higgins

2 Guys & A Mullet - Episode #98 - Straight White Whale - Jack Traynor

We're Back Baby! - Episode #97 - Straight White Whale

Kings Of The Scheme - Episode #96 - Straight White Whale

The Fart Box - Episode #95 - Straight White Whale

Swashbucklers - Dean Beirne - Episode #94

Need To Feel Loved - Episode #93 - Straight White Whale

RIP Tyson - David McIntosh - Straight White Whale - Episode #92

Joking Ya Dafty - Episode #91 - Straight White Whale

Snorting Just For Men - Episode #90 - Straight White Whale

Space Gimps - Episode #89 - Straight White Whale

£4.50 Soda Water? - Episode #88 - Straight White Whale

Leif Coffield - Episode #87 - Straight White Whale

Innocence Not Yet Spoiled - Episode #86 - Straight White Whale

Sean Connor - Episode #85 - Straight White Whale

Time Space - Epiosde #84 - Straight White Whale

Abattoir Trauma - Episode #83 - Straight White Whale

Brido Hingwy - Episode #82 - Straight White Whale

We're All Jock Tamson's Bairns - Episode #81 - Susie McCabe - Straight White Whale

Fence Fancy - Marc Jennings - Episode #80 - Straight White Whale

ADH-Daddy - Episode #79 - Straight White Whale

Suzie Mac - Episode #78 - Straight White Whale

Darren's Magic Hat - Episode #77 - Straight White Whale

Ready Or Not - Straight White Whale - Episode #76

Mikey Motion - Episode #75 - Straight White Whale

We Can't Count! - Straight White Whale - Episode #74

Scheme Fridge - Episode #79 - Straight White Whale

Darren's Glow Up - Episode #78 - Straight White Whale

Cold Water Gorilla - Straight White Whale - Episode #77

Daily Lama - Straight White Whale - Episode #76

ADHD Edge Lord - Straight White Whale - Episode #75

Christopher Macarthur-Boyd - Episode #74 - Straight White Whale

Big Bemz - Straight White Whale - Episode #73

Chess Club 7 - Straight White Whale - Episode #72

The Swamp - Episode #71 - Straight White Whale

Bread Meets Paul - Straight White Whale - Episode #70

Straight White Whale - Episode #69 - Donna Boyd - Freed Up Events

No Carbs Before Marbs - Episode #60 - Straight White Whale

Straight White Whale - Toothless Fairy - Episode #59

Sinster Minister - Straight White Whale - Episode #58 - Mark Black

Hello Baby Cakes! - Episode #58 - Straight White Whale

Prawn Cracker Gate - Straight White Whale - Episode 57

Shows Yur Pie & Beans - Episode #56 - Ross Daly - Straight White Whale

Have Yourself a Merry Wittle Christmas - Episode #55 - Straight White Whale

Gay White Whale - Episode #54 - Straight White Whale

Thank You For Being My Friend - Straight White Whale - Episode #53

Who Stole The Milk? - Straight White Whale - Episode #52

Raw Red Onion Boy - Straight White Whale - Episode #51

It's Good To Talk - Straight White Whale - Episode #50

Winter Blues - Straight White Whale - Episode #49

'Ye Awright Kanye? - Straight White Whale - Epsiode #48

Darren is Specksy - Straight White Whale - Episode #47

Bible Eater - Episode #46 - Straight White Whale

Pipeworks - Episode #45 - Straight White Whale

Happy Birthday Straight White Whale - Episode #44

The Hungry Hogs - Straight White Whale - Episode #43

Darren's Big Confession - Straight White Whale - Episode #42

The Humble Hog - Straight White Whale - Episode #41

Ma Da Nearly Put Me In a Coma - Straight White Whale - Episode #40

Calorie Counting Kings - Straight White Whale - Episode #39

Darren Can't Suck His Own Tits Anymore - Straight White Whale - Epiosde #38

One loves a good 'ol Pegging? - Straight White Whale - Episode #37

The Boys Are Back - Straight White Whale - Episode #36

Pot Noodle & Tuna - Straight White Whale - Episode #35

Darren Goes To Therapy - Straight White Whale - Episode 34

Tootsie Wank - Straight White Whale - Episode #33

35 on Sunday - Straight White Whale - Episode #32

The Real Prince Harry - Straight White Whale - Episode #31

Pirates Of The Jubilee- Straight White Whale - Episode #30

Fray Bentos Lovers - Straight White Whale - Episode #29

Happy Days - Straight White Whale - Episode #28

The Hog Prince - Straight White Whale - Episode #27

Darren's new shag pad - Straight White Whale - Episode #26

Hendrik wisnae Sweedish - Straight White Whale - Episode #25

Bowl 'a Mince - Straight White Whale - Episode #24

Jungle Wanker - Straight White Whale - Episode #23

Back From The Bed - Straight White Whale - Episode #22

Fat Goth Wank - Straight White Whale - Episode #21

Officially Darren's Longest Relationship - Straight White Whale - Episode #20

Two Men & a Hot Sauce - Straight White Whale - Episode #19

Back to the Glory Hole - Straight White Whale - Episode #18

Is there Gyros in the afterlife? - Straight White Whale - Episode #17

I'd suck Ange Postecoglou's banger - Straight White Whale - Episode #16

Whoopi! Whoopi!! Whoopi!!! - Straight White Whale - Episode #14

Rabbie Burns Was A Whore Master - Straight White Whale - Episode #14

Ten Fit Taw Chicken Baw - Episode #13 - Straight White Whale

Bobby Williams Eh - Episode 12 - Straight White Whale

Fuck Bitches, Get Money & Be Humble

Grateful to be here and sober. Episode 10.

Brisket Beard Burgers

Episode 9 of Straight White Whale.

Episode 8- Piece 'n Totties

Episode 7- Get your dick out, it's Christmas!

Episode 6- Big Willy Style

Episode 5 of Straight White Whale

Episode 4 “Piss Shy”

Ep 3 of Straight White Whale “34 on a waist”

Episode 2 of Straight White Whale- Glasgow Famous.

Straight White Whale - Episode 1 - Cat Steven's Dingy