All Episodes

The 2021 Holiday Special! Christmas is Here: Vermin Are Everywhere!!!

SUPER CREE PEE TIME: The Witches! A Special Halloween Minisode!

300: The Big Finale, or That's a Great Thing I Said and I'm Glad I Said It

299: Gunfight at High Noon, or Driven Insane by the Cone-Shaped Almond

298: Tarleton and Wilter, and the Mysteries of the Ocean and Billy Ocean!

297: Vlad and Valery with Special Guest Ted, or Maybe Dolphin Knows Uncomfortableness!

296: Reverend Ben and Donald and the Wonderful Holy Outhouse Hour!

295: Tassie and Mr. Johanssen Regroup, or Let's Gopher Ourselves into Oblivion!

294: Welcome to Gerald Burger, or Do You Have Coffee in the Form of a Rod?

293: Grandma & Grandpa at the Retirement Home, or It's Illegal to Knit a Lie!

292 SuperGalactic! The Finale! or Why Do We Even Bother?

291: Sherlock Holmes: Slurpees have been Rescinded!

290: The Gianetti Brothers Siphon V-neck Fluid out of a Chimney Sweep!

289 The Craft Ladies, or Scubaman has an Ingrown Face!

288: Mama's Day in Court, and Chocolate Salad!

287: Used Car Lot, or Let's Poke Him in the Stroganoff!

286: The Imps Return, or Buy One-Get Flogged with a Termite Pail!

285: Tech Support Hotline, or Painting the Basket of Eternity!

284: The World of Insects, or Drop a Damsel onto a TV!

283: The Travel Agents, or a Champagne Animal is Waiting for You!

282: New Employee Orientation, or Not Even Close to How Anyone Says Anything

281: Trapped in an Elevator, or Please Don't Tell Me What You Mean!

280: Action News At 10, or This Has Happened And We Are Dealing With It

279: Innovative Inventions, or Flavors of Sherbet in your Blanket Area!

278: Alien Invasion, and Sexual Alligators!

277: Valentine's Day Gift Guide, or Outhouse Opium

276: Band Meeting, or Aardvark Corpse!

275: The Five Quests of Galdumonn, or Mystical in the Front, Party in the Back!

274: Bird Watching in Winter With Our Friend, Outhouse Man!

273: The New Years Eve Show! or It's Hard Not To Laugh, But I Do It To Hurt You!

272: The Toys That Saved Christmas, Suitable for Children Under the Age of Robert!

271: The Year Santa Gave Up, or A Porcupine Is Stalking You!

270: Holiday Movie Ideas, or Rowdy Johnny Hurts Himself

269: The Farmers Market, or Macaroni and Cheese Vibration Kit!

268: Thanksgiving Home Shopping Network, or Baby Helicopter Made out of Beef!

267: The Dinosaur Experts, or Oodles of Criminal Juice!

266: The After School Special, or My Cheese Fails Me!

265: Halloween Dog Grooming Contest! or Salisbury Steak While Crying

264: Curse Of The Mummy Part 2! Or, Put a Blintz on my Rowdy Parts!

263: Curse of the Mummy! Part 1 or...You Shouldn't Trickle on People you don't Know!

262: Hostage Situation, or Keep Your Hands Clear of the Friendship Ray!

261: The Gianetti Brothers Return, or Tomato Butter is Butter a Tomato Uses on Its Food

260: Door to Door Salesmen, or When Your Grandpa is Re-Lousing Himself!

259: The Lost Gold Mine, or Raccoonigator!

258: Alien Invasion, or a Big Glass of Baby Oil and a Small Glass of Adult Oil

257: The Old Curio Shop, or It Tastes Like a Bagel Got a Job

256: Shy Cow Man Returns! or My Mother was in a Cream Corn Accident

255: Holmes & Watson Return! or Dogs are Sideways from Regular People!

254: The Bird Watchers, or Treat Potatoes Like a Lady

253: Mini-sode Mess! or Santa Will Bring Me the Pancreas of the Fonz!

252: The Craft Ladies at Home, or Now it's My Turn to Not Know What You Mean

251: Crazy Willie's Fireworks Barn, or The Fountain of Gus's Underarm!

250: Miss Issatalia's Birthday, or Don't Bogart the Failure Cream!

249: The E.R. Doctors, or When a Care Bear has been Dismembered by a Screaming Owl

248: The Master Class, or Uncle Angry's HearseMobile!

247: The Jungle Explorers, or Why do you Always Mention Michelob?

246: Children's Story Hour, or I Can See an Empty Bowl of Rice!

245: Angels vs Demons, or I'm Going to Soak My Lemur in Friendship Oil

244: The Veterinarian's Office, or a Lemon That's Rigged for Death

243: The Witch Trial, or Some Horses Have Arms

242: D&D Night! or, a Poltergeist was Glazing my Shoehorn

241: The Old Country Doctor, or Whisper the Gonad Song to Henry the Arbitrator

The Animal Trainer, or Earn his Trust by Stroking his Gershwin!

239: The Coffee Shop, or Being Glib to a Peanut-Flavored Gremiln!

238: The Farmers, with Chowhouse Boy and Stanley!

237: Cops on the Beat: a Librarian Coursing Through My Veins

236: Terrors Of The Sea, or the RatClosetFish

235: The Tower Of Bees Obstacle Course, or Leave Butter Out for Butter Claus

234: The Survival Experts, or You Can't Loan Dolphins

233: Miss Issatelia's Valentine, or Your Eyebrows Belong to the Rabies Foundation

232: The Civil War Re-enactors, or Pre-creamed Vegetables!

231: A New Friend at the Circus! or As Nervous as a Cat Full of Hens!

230: Culmination Juice! Not Available in Stores!

229: Science Talk! or Group Soup Enjoyment!

228: SuperGalactic! 2Super2Galactic! or Pork is the Lobster of the Land!

227: The GeraldMart Returns Counter, or Christmas is Just a Rabbit with a Face

226: The Holiday Superstore Mini-sode, with an Ornament of a Criminal Eating in a Fountain!

225: An Eyeball Crouton Kit Christmas! Brought to you by Workers with French Fries in their Pants

224: The Gladiators, or Put Pork Out for Santa Pork

223: Chef Rene's Holiday Feast, or a Voting Booth Filled With Outside Cream

222: Tales from the Great War, or Betty Grable Licked all the Fruit off a Crazy Guy

221: Super Cree Pee Time presents: The Wolf Man, or I'm Soaking in Henderson Juice

220: Zombie Apocalypse! or Running Out of Pantry Juice

219: Reverend Ben & Donald Fill Their Sandwiches with Criminal Ideas

218: The Art Gallery, or Antithesis of Arthur #4

217: The Daredevil's Last Stunt, or Moses Invented the Apple Burrito

216: A Wild West Romance, or Sweet Squares are my Favorite Dish

215: The Gianetti Brothers Return with Fanciness Insurance!

214: The Hal Embry Ford Fall Sales Event, Look for the Bone Flavored Crime Area!

213: The Fixer Upper Twins, or Garfield Sherbet!

211: The Heist, or He Sued a Submarine for Custody of Itself

211: Feeling Better w/Dr. Tatro and Peggy, or Reeking of Stupid Paste

210: Sherlock Holmes, the Conclusion, or God Gave Me This One Fat Hand

209: Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Musical Cow Cake (Part 1)

208: The Vlad & Valery Anniversary Show, or Me Is Hotdogs!

207: The Mountain Climbers, or How Can We Be Off The Rails This Fast?

206: The Mountain Ritual, or Rude Animals Live Longer

205: The Food Truck, or Aunt Ginny Linebackered her Lower Half

204: Gifts for Dads, and a Pig Shaped Like a Banjo

203: Storm Chasing, brought to you by Neighbor and the Boys!

202: Scouting Adventure! or, Making Music with a Clam-Chowder-o-Phone

201: Products Not Available in Stores, and They Want to Shave Your Mistress's Horse Hair!

200: The Bicentennial Celebration, or Rhino-Free Rhino Pie!

199: A Double Feature! brought to you by Pretzel Bees!

198: Welcome to Geraldburger: Treat Yourself Like a Trash Animal!

197: The ABCs of Safety, or What's Left After All the Blood Comes Out

196: The Zookeeper's Lost Hat, or That Dream Where Cheese is Skating for a Living

195: Grandma and Grandpa's Easter Egg Hunt, or Marshmallow Fart Coyote

194: Book Talk! or, When You Sneeze So Hard, Your Butt Cries

193: Technology of the Future, or You Can't Ripen Something Without its Consent

192: The Craft Ladies and Violent Yarn Attractions!

191: Championship Hoops, or The Decency of a Prancing Monster

190: Imps vs Leprechauns, or Oh, the S#!t Show of it All

189: The Diner, with a Side of Training Pants

188: Reverend Ben & Donald and Jam Dot Cookies with a Cybernetic Tail

187: Alien Invasion, or Knee Your Diamond Vendor in the Clam

186: Margaret and Ernesto's Valentine Getaway, or the Terror Massage

185: The Gianettis are so Fancy, You Might Feel Like You're in a Delightful Bag

184: The Auto Repair Shop, or Too Much Wondergrease

183: Coming this Summer: CandyBearWaterPants, rated M for "Knack for Juggling"

182: The Swanky Auction, or My E-Nuts Are Showing

181: The New Year New You Health Plan, or One Lazy Triangle!

180: Special Ops, or Yeah, Karate Gets Weird After a While

179: The New Year's Eve Party, and a Puddle Filled with Bye Bye Juice!

178: A Farmhouse Christmas, or Put Your Hand In This Hobo Spot

177: The School Play, or Christmas is Like When Sadness Wears Tan Clothing

176: The Big Game Live From Shiny Baby Child Field!

175: The 2 Headed Barry White Creature and a Great Necklace for Victims of Things

174: The 3rd First Thanksgiving! or a Lump of Church Owl Grease

173: The Big Fall Sales Event! or Tiny Steve and his Elbow People

172: Tassie and Mr. Johanson Doing Evil or There's No Way Out But In

171: SuperGalactic Justice, or Half Past Nobody's Cream

170: Super Cree-Pee Time Halloween 2018, or I Hope We Die!

169: The Church of Henrietta's Ballrack Brought to You by the Halloween Superstore

168: Sherlock Holmes and the Hamburgers Crying in the Night

167: Vlad and Valery, or Give a Perm to a Rodent

166: The Gianetti Brothers and a Chamber Mouse Having a Stroke

165: The Museum of Cow Science, or Cereal Was Born of Shame

164: Old Time News Reel, Brought to You by Lemming Stopper!

163: Two Moms on the Go, or Uncle Gopher's Hammer Flakes

162: The Gangsters, or Let's Do The Easy Frankenstein!

161:The Wrestlers, or My Dove Graduated Helmet School

160: The Flim Flam Men with Pills to Take Away Your Child's Birdmouth

159 Bedtime Story Theater, or Hello? Am I Watery?

158: The Anniversary Train, or Batteries Are God's Way Of Hurting People

157: The Dying King and the Icy Whales of Whale City

156: The Doughnut Maker, or Milking Your Neighbor's Neighbor Which Is You!

155: Amusement World! or Daddy Was Heavy On A Thursday

154: Homicide Squad! or Put a Box in a Bag in a Man in a Box

153: The Father's Day Special, or I've Oiled Some of Your Car

152: On A Walking Tour, or Before You Leave, Please Sick Yourself...

151: The Craft Ladies Teach You to Clam Yourself with Church Juice

150: Poker Tournament, Witch Trial, and ChildrenAreBasicallyHorrible.COM

149: Learn, Grow & Fudge Everyone You Know: A Public Service Announcement

148: The Old Gang Returns, or a Vicious Camel is Not Going to Space

147: Employee Orientation, or Protecting a Cow's Nads from Magnets

146: Tarleton and Wilter: The Supernatural and Mermaids Selling Bro-Paste

145: The Matchmaking Imps, or How to be a Flying Smelly Mouse

144: The Rescue of the Klork Bird, or the Wettest Times are Behind Us

143: Couple's Therapy, or Trofimoff's Whiskey Underpants Giblets

142: The Last Magic Show, or BJ and the Bear and the Balls

141: The Gianetti Brothers Get Fancy with a Sharpened Cummerbund

140: Wilderness Adventure! or Caramel Corn from Scabies Island

139: The Sandwich Shop, or Grandmother's Leprosy Escape Pie

138: A Walk in the Park, or the Enemy of my Snake is Not My Friend

137: Supergalactic Re-returns! or, I've Started This Pickle Club

136: The Scientific Study, or Whispering Into Your Toy Zone

135: Grandma and Grandpa's Anniversary, or I Want You to Dream About Murder

134: Love Advice with Vlad and Valery, or Immediate Tallness Baby

133: Ice Fishing with Carol Channing and a Foolish Pouch Monster

132: Earth's Favorite Gameshow and a Venomous Towel Monster

131: A Thriller, a 2-Headed Barry White Creature, and a Case of Choosing Juice

130: Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Double Input Man Bug Lady Bug

129: New Year's Eve, or a Million Way Tie for Last Place

128: The Battle For Santa's Bag, or Let's Go Bologna Camping!

127: Christmas Means Taking A Radio Apart With Your Feet, with Donald and Reverend Ben

126: Mr. Kringle Goes to Washington, or Nog Me, Baby

125: Rafting Adventure, or AWOL from the Frog World

124: Thankfulness Comes From A Horny, Hairy Bird

123: Pilgrims' Voyage, or The Stain Sauce Is Extra

122: Dangerous Jobs, or Lap Ghost Rejuvenator

121: Paint Eyebrows On Your Whole House!

120: Super Cree-Pee Time 2017: Halloween at Old Mrs. HurtMeSon's

119: A Girl And Her Horse, or Can't Wait To Jill My Jack

118: The Gianetti Brothers, or Caught in a Whispering Accident

117: Carleton & Benji's Wild World, or the Waterfish and the Snoopy Owl

116: From the Super Pee Pee Time Vaults, it's Drink This Showmanship Juice!

115: The Craft Ladies, or The Legend of Old Dirty Hamburger Man

114: Bait Shop, or The First Everlasting Artichoke Rocket

113: The Submarine, or Neptune's Hateful Grimace

112: The Imps, or Long Ago, When Sweat Was a Baby

111: The Jury, or That Slobbery, Stupid Baby

110: Wrap A Brick In The Corpse Of A Mouse

109: Holy Hamburgers Video Tapes and DVDs

108: Hula Hoop Restriction Day

107: Give Our Best To Elbow!

106: Charley Horseman Of The Apocalypse-2nd Anniversary Clip Show Pt 2

105: This Is Humiliating, I Love It, Go Ahead! - 2nd Anniversary Clip Show Pt. 1

104: A Dagwood, A Velamint, And A Leave Me Alone Sandwich

103: The GeraldBurger Dream Of Nana Gumballs

102: First, Give Up On The History Of Humanity

101: Pork License Plate

EPISODE 100: Let's Get Scared Of Things!

99: Sergeant, Give Yourself A Treat

98: Elderly Grand-honky

97: Squirrel Face Stew

96: Grandpa Worked At The Abandoned Yo-Yo Factory

95: This Is The Future - Take Off Your Mustache

94: All Right, I'm Going To Give You A Series Of Elbows

93: Unhand That Pumpkin! A Sherlock Holmes Mystery

92: The Easter Bunny Can Turn Dirt Into Cream

91: Reverend Ben's Apocalypse Survival Kit

90: The Mystical Power To Make Sea Captains Itchy

89: It's Log Understanding Disapproval Day!

88: Midnight in the Sharpening Box

87: SuperGalactic Adventures Part 4: Sorry That You Are Milk

86: What If You Overly Sweeten A Raccoon?

85: All My Children Have Kneed Me In The Quasar

84: This Mailbox has Wasted its Life Being a Mailbox

83: Do You Have a Marshmallow I Can Ride?

82: Winner of the Least Aardvark-like Aardvark Contest

81: Second Hand Death, Brought to you by Cringe Mattresses

80: From Zero to Gravy, it's Mr. Waverly's Kindergarten Class!

79: Ding-dong, Slobber Party! A Tale of Bravery

78: Preventing Forest Fires with the Two Headed Barry White Creature

77: New Year's Eve in Your Brother's Who-Are-You Machine

76: Ebenezer Scrooge, His Mom and Her Friend, Lippy

75: Santa Claus and the Woofy Underpant Situation

74: Whorenaments and Scented Tumors - a Holiday Gift Guide

73: The Taller You Are, The Less Height You Don't Have

72: Eat Stuffing with a Slingshot Under the Thanksgiving Tree

71: Shy Cow Man Rises! A Hero's Story

70: Fancy People Have to Convince a Cow to Go Up a Ladder

69: The Election Special Episode You Never Knew You Needed

68: A Spooky Halloween Love Story...or...Yeah, A Lot Of Us Call It "The Butt."

67: Please Welcome Miss "Leg Instead of Arm" of Upper New Hampshire!

66: The Lost Tragedy of King Madregon and the Irradiated Wonderpants

65: Developing A Hornier Way To Mow Lawns

64: That Desk Lamp That Moistens the Pope

63: The Law Offices of Feingold, Snatch, and Holy Hungriness

62: Sponsored by the GeraldBurger Filth Menu

61: A Villain, A Superhero, and GeraldBurger's "Lettuce Is Not Your Friend" Salad

60: Rats Are Just Wet Hairy Frogs, But First The News

59: Seize The Day Or A Ghost Gets Your Laundry

58: Olympic Gold And A Motion Sensitive Towel

57: These Overalls Are Alive For A Limited Time

56: SuperGalactic Adventures 3: The Secret Hammer of Elevenman

55: Tracking the Murderer Called Happy Man

54: Anniversary Show Finale - The Right to Remain Carol

53: Anniversary Show! The People vs Carol Part One

52: It Brings a Tear to My Leg

51: Quick, Get Into This Dave Machine!

50: The 4th of July Butter-Your-Family Sale

49: If You Find A Raisin Under The Couch, It's Mine

48: The Olympics Sponsored by Pepper Stained Pajamas

47: Sharks Can Smell Sex From Up To One Foot Away

46: Brought To You By SparkleShorts and Ghost Paste

45: We're Expecting a Baby Next Juloon

44: There's A Form You Can Fill Out To Understand Me

43: Have You Built A Cobra Out Of Your Own Pieces?

42: You Made It To The Top, Now You're An Elephant

41: Fight of the Century Brought to you by Watson's Welcoming Powder

40: A Fearful Doughnut Is Important For Any Pizza

39: Always Vote For The Candidate Who Will Breathe On You

38: Rocket Yourself into Stupidity with Crafts!

37: The World's Most Humiliating Freestyle Rap

36: Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Very Missing Human Person

35: Supergalactic Adventures Part 2 - Rolling Your Barbecue Dice

34: The Science Show or Dear Betty, What is Everything?

33: Inventions, Porpoise Juice, and Angela Lansbury as a Crouton

32: Carol is in the Outback and the Donuts Don't Happen Very Good

31: Valentine's Day is Upon Us Like an Orangutan Playing Ukulele

30: Super Pee Pee Bowl Pre-game...but First the News

29: Wildlife of Africa with Tarleton and Wilter

28: SuperGalactic Adventures!

27: When a Bird Dies an Angel Gets His Face

26: The Car Commercial Has Gone a Little Too Far

25: New Year's Eve All-Star Telethon Featuring EVERYBODY

24: Miracle on 34th Street (for all we know)

23: Ted and Beelo Save Christmas! MAYBE!

22: Santa's Workshop! A Home Shopping Abomination!

21: The Xmas Superstore presents: That One Black Friday

20: The Thanksgiving Super Pee Pee Time Spectacular!

19: The Thanksgiving Day Dog Show! (feat. a Frog Dressed as Dracula)

18: What's a Two-letter Word for an Existential Crisis? Only a Pecan Knows.

17: The Wonders of SPACE...or...Is That Not Apple Pickin'?

16: Super Cree-Pee Time Halloween DOUBLE FEATURE

15: The Halloween Superstore presents: The Evils of Halloween!!

14: Can We Use a Backwater Squirrel for our Happiness?

13: Jack and the Beanstalk and a Sentient Shovel

12: Danger on the Trail! Part Two - The End...?! Maybe!

11: Danger on the Trail! Part One

10: The Job Interview and a Big Donkey Kind of a Feeling

9: The Double Gianetti

8: Mama, Beatrice, Punky-Pants and Ted the Lobster!

6: The old Ass-ierre

7: Stephen and Mr. Welk go for a Walk

5: The Robust Flavor of a Hammer

4: That's Not How You Make S'mores...

2: The Lord Walks With an Iron Head

3: Feel the HEAT

1: Everything You Wanted aaand This